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Nathangus Mcexplosion is invited to the biggest show on earth, Canada's got talent. He is happy to go bvecause he plays hockey and hockey is canada's greatest sport too! The atlanta inferno player, from the simulation hockey league, is proud to represent the sport of hoceky at this show. There are other players from the PBL that play baseball, Papa Emritus 1, also nathan explosion from the ISFL, playing football. (Yes , the same nathn explosion btw). Nathangus is just simply better at what he does because he is gonna win the cup. He shows up his duckhandling skills and always ready to make some great asses to his teamates in the crease so they can score. The skates on his feet are weel sharpened and he skates vbery fast by cutting the frozen dihydrogen oxyde with his bladed shoes. The people are always impressed that the frozen surface is used for such a sport when other sports use grass or synthetic something outsourced outside of canada (when we have perfect wood in canada btw!). NAthangus wins the competition and goes home after thinking hes the best!