The clear and only choice for MVP is Oceane Söderberg-Tremblay. Now, one might assume I made this decision due to bias... After all, Oceane Söderberg-Tremblay is my partner in anchoring the defense of our team, the Yukon Malemutes, but that wouldn't be accurate. One might also assume it's because Oceane Söderberg-Tremblay is the only player who has a name that I'm confident in my knowledge of... That would be correct. And thus I present this acrostic:
O is for over the top, a fun WWI phrase for a not fun thing
C is for corgi! An adorable kind of dog
E is for Evanescence, who perform  Oceane's favorite song Bring Me To Life
A is for articulation, which is something Oceane's action figure has in the joints
N is for Nun, Oceane's backup career
E is for end of the world as we know it. Which it is (if we ignore the missing it's) and Oceane feels fine