There's a few people in this league I'd categorize as potentially aliens, and I have been monitoring their behaviours to draw up a potential portfolio on them to submit to the History Channel. Let's have a look at some:

1. Scoochie Stratton @honkerrs : Scoochie is a unique goalie compared to the rest of the leagues netminders. It seems that he shows no emotion or passion for the game of hockey itself when he plays, but rather seems to always be analyzing the other teams' skaters and goalies in order to 'optimize' himself as a prime specimen in the league, like a sort of alien trying to conquer the human race itself. Several teams are completely incapable of solving Stratton as a goalie, and more teams should become worried as Stratton's research data expands.

2. Jay Sink @Memento Mori : Something is just not right about how sink plays. He is built up to be a player who only plays defense, yet he simply scores every time he contributes to an offensive play. Could he be a being from another planet that has found the optimal approach to ice hockey? Is he related to Scoochie in this regard?? Is he even human????

3. Axel Meszaros @ml002 : Meszaros seems to also have a strange lack of passion out on the ice when he plays hockey, despite being a very solid player. He never really expresses any joy in his own accomplishments as a player, instead only weighing things he does against Seattle player Gabriel Johnson, as he constantly claims to be a better player than him. What is up with his undying obsession with being better than Johnson? Is it some kind of directive from an unknown leader to make Johnson obsolete as an SHL player?