Interviewer: We're here today to talk with Borje Samuelsson, a star on the Anaheim Outlaws and one of their most important players on the blueline. How are you doing today?
BS: Well, I think "star" is a bit of a stretch. My initials do spell "bs", after all. I think that's more telling about my game.
I: Well, how do you feel about how this season is playing out so far?
BS: Ya, I think we're off to a better start. We started off okay last season, but things still kinda fell off after the halfway mark. I'm hoping we're able to keep things going in a tough division this season.
I: Is there anything you'd like to see from yourself?
BS: I'd like to hit 40 points. I feel like I've been right there for a little while, but I haven't been quite able to perform as well as I'd like for the entire season yet.
I: Okay, thanks. That's all the time we have for a player of your low importance in the big picture.
BS: Okay, thanks for wasting some of my time I'll never get back.