If there were to be a discord commissioner, it would clearly be me. I would rule all the discords with an iron fist. I'd demand that I be admitted to all the SHL locker rooms to ensure that none of the users were talking about about the great commissioner Allen. I would make sure that everyone, every single day, in all of the locker rooms, would praise me, with the song of the people. At 9 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) sharp every day they would all chant, "Allen is gracious! Allen is Supreme! Allen is the greatest commissioner, we've ever seen!". Of course, every day twelve hours later, all of the SHL discord users would be required to get into the voice chat so that we could chant it together to finish the day. This would promote team/league unity, and help to make sure that everybody is praising their great discord commissioner probably.