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S60 mPT #3: Fun Facts

In S58, the rookie Grape Fruit led the league in least hits. He only got 5 hits in 66 games. Juni Panda only played 4 games and still outhit Grape Fruit by 2 hits, which is  40% more than him

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Contrary to popular belief, I’m not actually Miles O’Brien.  I’m Duncan Malloy masquerading as Miles O’Brien.  I have it on good authority that Cyrus the Virus has infiltrated the SHL, and I’m here to stop him.

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My second player ever, Kanye Summers went through the first name change of a player in SHL history when he changed his name after his rookie season to Jed Mosley, father of current Rage D Man, Jed Mosley Jr.

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Esa Parmborg is named after a mechanized piece of parmesan cheese that his owner made for a science fair during high school. The block of aged parmesan was a little robot who could roll on a wheel through a thin layer of tomato sauce on a tray then would fall off the edge into a bowl of pasta. Obviously this ingenuity won first place.

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#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer 
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - 
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45

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Michael Fitted and James Ronlain have the opportunity to have the most games played in the franchise if they continue their long tenure. I, however, am 5 games behind both of them because I told someone to kill themselves. It was 2020, get off my back.

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Fuck the penaltys
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During the S57 SMJHL Playoffs, Igor Victory led not only the Anchorage Armada, but the entire league in Defensive Game Rating. While some argue that this is an arbitrary stat and means nothing in the actual sim, because it is and it doesn't. It meant a lot personally to Igor.

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yuuto kira cloudera jr. first time seeing hockey is because his father fight in the SMJHL, and that's the reason cloudera want to play hockey and become professional and avenging his dad because his dad can't make it to SHL

Binder is the only player in SMJHL playoff history to get a game misconduct for a hooking penalty. Official records were never released, but it's rumored that he hooked the opposing player so hard that some ribs were broken.

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eko van otter holds the record for slipperiest player ever recorded on ice during an SHL game as measured and tracked by Slippery Steve's Slippery Sabermetrics which tracks advanced slipperiness metrics for players in the SHL

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Nike Kickz was the first SHL player that was named after an article of clothing. Have you seen a player named shirt? Don’t think so. Just a brand and an article of clothing.

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When Lemo Pihl made his SHL debut in season 59 it took him almost all of 31 games and 69 shots to score his first SHL goal. And even then it was finally just an empty-netter assisted by a bad pass from the opposition.

He then went on to score some honest-to-god actual goals too, 6 in the second half of regular season and another 4 in the playoffs, including 2 game-winners in the finals to help Texas win the Challenge Cup in Lemo's rookie season Smile

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Forge  S69 Challenge Cup Champion - Philadelphia Forge   Forge
Renegades Renegades  S59 & S62 Challenge Cup Champion - Texas Renegades  Renegades  Renegades 
 Armada  S57 Four Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada  Armada 
Finland  Finland  S57 & S58 WJC / S62, S64 & S66 IIHF Gold Medalist - Team Finland   Finland  Finland
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After 69 shots on net with still no SHL goals to show for it, even the opposition started to feel so sorry for Lemo, that they decided to help him out :D
- Bad pass by Jack Klompus, he gave it right to Lemo Pihl.
- Lemo Pihl rips it to the net...
- Lemo Pihl will find the empty net, that should do it!
TEX @ MAN, S59 game 31

Dale Miller won 3 challenge cups, as well as 1 4 star cup, despite capping at like 1100 tpe or some low shit. idk if that's the most championships for someone with such low tpe, but i feel like my player won a lot despite being mostly IA for a while

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Bobby Sharp was born with 11 toes, and when he was still a baby they had the extra toe amputated due to the potential for future complications. He still has a little num there that he affectionately refers to as stumpy

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Gunnar Söderberg performs at his best when his team bullies him prior to games. Gunnar scores on average two more points in games where the team puts in the effort to bully him before the game. This is occasionally concerning to people who do not realize that the pre-game bullying is a vital part of Gunnar's gameday ritual, but if asked, he will assure you that he is not only fine with the bullying but actually needs it to thrive.

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Because Wachter wants to look intelligent, he wears glasses. Just stupid that no one tells him that he has no glasses face and just looks like an idiot.

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Alexander Wachter, RW, S51
Carolina Kraken - Texas Renegades - Winnipeg Aurora 
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