The new best hockey word is twidleywinks which is used mostly to describe the skating abilties of teh forge goalies. It sounds like something that isnt good and wathcing our goalies that for sure is teh case.
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Salmon Slap(worthy) - Exclusive to the Great Falls Grizzlies. Whenever a player makes a great play, such as a great save, (in my case) a goal, or perhaps a big hit, teammates on the bench call it Salmon Slapworthy. They get a complementary salmon from the in stadium restraint after the game
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Morbin - verb form of Morb. You say this on the ice. Absolutely no one knows what it means but everyone's too scared to ask at this point.
Aksel Fiske || Forward || S61 - Present
SHL: MAN S65 - Present
SMJHL: QCC S61 - S64
Federation: Norway
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Regular Season Stats:
S73 | MAN | 66GP | 23 G | 29 A | 52 PTS | -89
S72 | MAN | 66GP | 32 G | 24 A | 56 PTS | -74
S71 | MAN | 66GP | 37 G | 31 A | 68 PTS | -64
S70 | MAN | 66GP | 38 G | 30 A | 78 PTS | -48
S69 | MAN | 66GP | 45 G | 37 A | 82 PTS | +33
S68 | MAN | 66GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 PTS | +16
S67 | MAN | 66GP | 19 G | 31 A | 50 PTS | +8
S66 | MAN | 66GP | 25 G | 35 A | 60 PTS | +19
S65 | MAN | 66 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 PTS | -15
S64 | QCC | 66 GP | 27 G | 34 A | 61 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 66 GP | 18 G | 35 A | 53 PTS | -2
S62 | QCC | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 PTS | +11
S61 | QCC | 66 GP | 10 G | 31 A | 41 PTS | +18
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Playoff Stats:
S70 | MAN | 4 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 PTS | -2
S69 | MAN | 5 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 PTS | -12
S68 | MAN | 24GP |11G | 15 A | 26 PTS| +16
S67 | MAN | 27GP |10G | 13 A | 23 PTS| +5
S66 | MAN | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | -2
S65 | MAN | 5 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 PTS | -4
S64 | QCC | 14 GP | 5G | 10 A | 15 PTS | +5
S63 | QCC | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 PTS | +1
S62 | QCC | 6 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +2
S61 | QCC | 16 GP | 7 G | 6 A | 13 PTS | +4
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Accolades:
SHL All-Star S70-S73
S67 IIHF Gold Medal with Team Norway
S63 WJC Gold Medal with Team Finland
S61 SMJHL Elias Armia Award
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Transactions:
S62 SHL Draft: 1OA to MAN
S61 SMJHL Draft: 14OA to QCC
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Fratricide check/hit. With inspiration from the suicide pass name, the term is used when a player checks an opposing player into their own goaltender. Something that actually needs a name and should be shamed.
Ryan Shepard || #21 || C || Chicago Syndicate || S50 || 2086 TPE
Age: 22
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190lbs
Birthplace: Slave Lake, Alberta
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S49| KEL| GP:50| G:5 | A:6 | P:11| +\-:-2 | PIM:12| H:30| SH%:7.58
S50| KEL| GP:50| G:17| A:38| P:55| +\-:17| PIM:40| H:43| SH%:12.78
S51| KEL| GP:50| G:15| A:26| P:41| +\-:3| PIM:12| H:52| SH%:11.28
S52| KEL| GP:50| G:17| A:31| P:48| +\-:29| PIM:8| H:58| SH%:11.89%
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S49| KEL| GP:17| G:5| A:1| P:6| +\-:-7| PIM:0| H:14| SH%:29.41
S50| KEL| GP:6| G:1| A:2| P:3| +\-:0| PIM:0| H:10| SH%:4.55
S51| KEL| GP:20| G:6| A:6| P:12| +\-:0| PIM:12| H:18| SH%:13.33
S52| KEL| GP:13| G:4| A:7| P:11| +\-:0| PIM:12| H:20| SH%:13.79
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Awards & Achievements:
S49 - SMJHL: Drafted 1st overall by Kelowna
S50 - SHL: Drafted 5th overall by Chicago
S50 - S52: Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S50: WJC Silver Medal
S51: WJC Gold Medal
S52: WJC Silver Medal
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Puckie - a puckie is a slang term used to describe the worst skater on the team. They always seem to be sliding around.
Stick Pixe - this term is used to describe that player who is always showing off with stick trick.
Musky (adjective) used to describe a player who takes all the credit, fame, and money even though their line mates are the ones who did all the actual work.
Guy is musky as hell. He only gets paid by skating into the play late and cleaning up. Dude can't set up jack by himself.
San-sam Emerson | Philadelphia Forge | LD | S63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Incheon, South Korea
Number: 88
S62 SMJHL 3OA Pick
S62 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S63 SHL 6OA Pick
S64 Regina Elk Alternate Captain
S65 SHL All-Rookie Team
S69 Challenge Cup
S70 Second Team All-SHL
S71 First Team All-SHL
S72 Second Team All-SHL
S73 Second Team All-SHL
S74 First Team All-SHL
Nat Emerson | Baltimore Platoon | Team Latvia (RETIRED)
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 250 lbs
Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts
Number: 34
S44 WJC Silver Medal
S46 IIHF Bronze Medal
S47 Challenge Cup
S55 IIHF Top Defenseman
“Milk, straight up” - I love to make cookies and cinnamon rolls for the locker room before every game. We always wash these treats down with milk. Just before we leave the locker room we chant, “We came here to drink milk and kick some a**. We’ve just finished our milk. Let’s kick some a**!!!”
When we’re down a goal, or morale is down, we remind each other what we are here for with the phrase, “Milk, straight up.”
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Lund - A miraculous save from a goalie and you're so impressed with the effort that you can only manage to yell out one syllable and lund is the first thing that comes to your mind
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Wassininglo. To be a
Wassininglo means that you are a goalie who can esaily make very hard plays in the next but you often struggle to make very routine blocks. A guy who makes the highlight reel a lot but doesnt have the best stats is a Wassininglo.
The Rubber Nosed Swamp Donkey is when Melvin bashes into a player on the ice. Sometimes it's his own teammate, sometimes it's the opposing team. Either way, it isn't quite as painful as one expects because his snoot is boopable.
S61 | Melvin Majestik-Moose | Defender | 2051 TPE
Nevada Battleborn Captain and Assistant Captain
Chicago Syndicate and Assistant Captain & Co-GM
Jess's Favorite Battlebaby
S61 1st Overall
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Career Stats:
To Be Determined Probably Never
S79 | Jeremy Snugglemuffin III| Defender | 634 TPE
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Burble - A word used to describe someone who's lost on the ice and struggles a lot.
Ex : Hey have you seen X (player name)? He's so a burble right?
RETIRED - Ragnar-Alexandre Ragnarsson-Tremblay - G - S56 Drafted 6th round 61st OA by Carolina SHL Drafted 3rd round 50th by Los Angeles ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S55 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 1.99 | 0.913 | 1 | 70 S56 | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 | 2.62 | 0.913 | 1 | 69 S57 | 24 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 3.29 | 0.909 | 1 | 69 S58 | 59 | 23 | 34 | 1 | 3.27 | 0.908 | 4 | 71 S59 | 45 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 3.22 | 0.908 | 0 | 71 -------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S60 | 18 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 3.5 | 0.889 | 1 | 62 S61 | 15 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 3.27 | 0.901 | 2 | 65 S62 | 23 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 2.73 | 0.919 | 2 | 70 S63 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1.65 | 0.925 | 4 | 72 ---------------------------------------------------- WJC Stats GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | SV% | SO | GR S54 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3.23 | 0.905 | 0 | 65 S55 | 12 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 3.21 | 0.910 | 1 | 70 S56 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4.93 | 0.861 | 0 | 56 S57 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2.75 | 0.876 | 0 | 53 S58 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.84 | 0.964 | 3 | 78 S59 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1.66 | 0.912 | 2 | 68 ---------------------------------------------------- Career Milestones S54 WJC Bronze Medalist S55 WJC Bronze Medalist (STARTER) S57 WJC Gold Medalist S58 WJC Gold Medalist (STARTER) S58 WJC Top Goalie S58 WJC MVP S59 WJC Silver Medalist (STARTER) S60 SHL All-Rookie Team
David-Arturri Donskoi (DAD) - LW - S65 Drafted 2nd round 23rd OA by Regina ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | F | W | L S64 | 36 | 9 | 10 | 19 | -5 | 31 | 1 | 1 | 0 [pbl]
David-Arturri Donskoi
Regina Elk
Hey I'm DAD can I adopt you?
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One of the words we use in Montreal as slang is a "Wilson" which means getting a loss but also recording 4+ shot blocks in that game, securing the Fantasy W in place of the real win.
The Kelowna Knights have come up with some new hockey slang and their word for the season is "Stanky Stink". It's basically someone who is struggling to score, pulls off bad dekes or can't get around people - thus, having a stanky stick.
|| S71-Present || König Wolf || Texas Renegades || LW || #77 || 1643 TPE ||
NAME: Köing Wolf
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 211
NUMBER: 77
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - |
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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x
Career SHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S71 - 66- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A
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BANK BALANCE: 73 M
TPE: 345
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|| S64-S70 || Mikael Jakobsen || SHL: NOLA / SMJHL: Kelowna Knights || LW || #83 || 888 TPE ||
NAME: Mikael Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 206
NUMBER: 83
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S - - GP: | G: | A: | P: | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: - |
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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x
Career SHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: | +/-: | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A
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BANK BALANCE: 38.9 M
TPE: 202
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|| Hiro Fujikawa || S43 - S52 || RW || #88 || 1313 TPE ||
NAME: Hiro Fujikawa
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 88
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S48 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 11 | P: 21 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 50 | +/-: -14 |
S49 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 11 | P: 26 | PIM: - 10 | HIT: - 39 | +/-: -3 |
S50 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | PIM: - 24 | HIT: - 61 | +/-: +7 |
S51 - LAP - GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 25 | P: 35 | PIM: - 11 | HIT: - 22 | +/-: +16 |
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SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - x | G: - x | A: - x | P: - x | PIM: - x | +/-: x
Career SHL
Regular - GP: - 200 | G: - 51 | A: - 71 | P: - 122 | PIM: 55 | +/-: +6 | HIT: - 172 |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A
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BANK BALANCE: 15 M
TPE: 1313
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|| Elias Lindstrom || S33 - S43 || RW || #89 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Elias Lindstrom
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 200
NUMBER: 89
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S? - ??? - GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
[pbl]SHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS
S?? - ?- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | HIT: - | +/-: |
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
- GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/: - -
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
N/A
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|| Magnus Jakobsen|| S17- S30 || Retired - HoF || RW || #83 || XXX TPE ||
NAME: Magnus Jakobsen
HEIGHT: 6"2"
WEIGHT: 220
NUMBER: 83
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Career Regular Season Stats:
GP: 624 | G: 208 | A: 270 | P: 478 | +/-: +48 | PIM: 432 | HIT: 1325 | SB: 107
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Career SMJHL
Regular - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: 6 | +/-: -11 | HIT: - |
Playoffs - GP: - | G: - | A: - | P: - | PIM: - | +/-: | HIT: - |
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AWARDS/ACHIEVEMENTS
Career Awards:
3x 1st All-Star Team (S21, S23, S27)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S23)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S21, S23)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S20)
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SKREEE - Go Falcons! Go _____ (specific player on Falcons roster)! The battle cry of the Detroit Falcons. A term used to express great enthusiasm for the Falcons team while still being respectful of other teams.