You know, Alexi Piastri's mom is a very highly respected Japanese doctor who is very reserved in her ways... these allegations are outrageous. If Mrs. Piastri wants to go get hammered and hang out with SHL players then so be it.
Someone on my team was passionate with my mom? Well as long as it wasn't Gabe my GM I wouldn't care, but Gabe just sucks.
A night of passion with Mrs. Puff would be a wonderful time, as she is a top class opera singer who can move even the toughest hockey players to tears. Oh that isn't what you meant, is it? uh oh...
S58 Elias Armia Award Winner
If someone is rumored to being passionate with my mom, they are getting the smoke (as the kids say). That's just straight up disrespectful, especially from a teammate.
JKortesi81 SHL GM
S32, S40, S42, S45 Challenge Cup Champion
I think it all depends the teammate. The first thing would be to not bare any details about what happened, that is just too personal and too gross.
And I def do not want to hear any jokes from the rest of the team about it. I think the chirps on the ice would be tough to deal with because of a stupid teammate.
gurbs Bank Manager
Posting Freak
"Well, isn't that the gossip of the century? If my teammate is that interested in my family, maybe they should start sending Christmas cards. Let's not turn this into a soap opera, alright?"
Tony Soprano | C | #99 | Anchorage Armada | Philadelphia Forge | Sweden
Anchorage Armada Alumni
Height: 6ft 3in
Weight: 300 lbs
Birthplace: Sweden
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Transactions:
S49 | Drafted 9th Overall by the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
S70 | Drafted 20th Overall by the Philadelphia Forge(SHL)
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SMJHL Career Stats / Achievements:
S71 (ANC) | “Ideen Fallah” (SMJHL MVP) Award Winner |
SMJHL Regular Season:
SMJHL Playoffs:
International Play:
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Achievements:
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SHL Career Stats / Achievements
SHL Regular Season:
S53 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 14A | 20P | 69 sog | 8.70 sh% | 3 ppp | 46 hit | 72 blk | 148 fpts
SHL Playoffs:
International Play:
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Achievements:
S52 (TOR) | “Jonathan Lundberg” (Team Leader in Hits) Award Winner |
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First-Name Last-Name | C | #29 | Philadelphia Forge | Sweden | Retired S69 || PEAK TPE: 1667
Toronto North Stars Alumni
Colorado Raptors Alumni
Height: 6ft 0in
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Canada
Player Type: Offensive Forward
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Transactions:
S49 | Drafted 58th Overall by the Colorado Raptors (SMJHL)
S50 | Drafted 43th Overall by the Edmonton Blizzard (SHL)
S52 | Traded to Toronto North Stars(SHL)
S53 | Called-up to SHL (Rookie Season) |
S59 | Selected 4th overall by Philadelphia Forge in Expansion Draft |
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SMJHL Career Stats / Achievements
SMJHL Regular Season:
S49 (COL) | 50 GP | 6 G | 4 A | 10 P | 42.86 FO% | 12.77 SHT% | 12:06 TOI |
S50 (COL) | 50 GP | 12 G | 16 A | 28 P | 48.98 FO% | 15.00 SHT% | 14:24 TOI |
S51 (COL) | 50 GP | 13 G | 21 A | 34 P | 46.15 FO% | 11.11 SHT% | 17:01 TOI |
S52 (COL) | 50 GP | 22 G | 25 A | 47 P | 51.38 FO% | 16.42 SHT% | 20:14 TOI |
SMJHL Playoffs:
S49 (COL) | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 50.00 FO% | 7.69 SHT% | 15:11 TOI |
S50 (COL) | 17 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 54.11 FO% | 3.13 SHT% | 12:16 TOI |
S51 (COL) | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 45.45 FO% | 15.38 SHT% | 17:23 TOI |
S52 (COL) | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 44.76 FO% | 12.50 SHT% | 21:07 TOI |
International Play:
S49 WJC (CAN) | 15 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 70.00 FO% | 00.00 SHT% | 8:03 TOI |
S50 WJC (CAN) | 26 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | 58.04 FO% | 13.24 SHT% | 12:59 TOI |
S51 WJC (CAN) | 30 GP | 13 G | 15 A | 28 P | 53.56 FO% | 13.56 SHT% | 19:28 TOI |
S52 WJC (CAN) | 24 GP | 8 G | 13 A | 21 P | 49.24 FO% | 13.44 SHT% | 19:45 TOI |
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Achievements:
S50 (COL) | Four Star Cup Finalist |
S50 WJC (CAN) | SILVER Medal Winner |
S51 (COL) | Named Assistant Captain |
S51 WJC (CAN) | Named co-GM |
S51 WJC (CAN) | GOLD Medal Winner |
S51 WJC (CAN) | Tournament MVP Nominee |
S52 (COL) | Named Assistant Captain |
S52 WJC (CAN) | SILVER Medal Winner |
S52 (SMJHL) | Nominated for the "Ron Bolt Trophy - Most Sportsmanlike Player" |
S52 (COL) | "Potato Chips” (Top Offensive Forward) Award Winner |
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SHL Regular Season:
S53 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 14A | 20P | 69 sog | 8.70 sh% | 3 ppp | 46 hit | 72 blk | 148 fpts
S54 TOR | 50GP | 12G | 7 A | 19P | 95 sog | 12.63sh% | 2 ppp | 16 hit | 29 blk | 121 fpts
S55 TOR | 50GP | 11G | 8 A | 19P | 85 sog | 12.94sh% | 2 ppp | 25 hit | 18 blk | 114 fpts
S56 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 16A | 22P | 93 sog | 6.45 sh% | 1 ppp | 21 hit | 19 blk | 120 fpts
S57 TOR | 66GP | 11G | 22A | 33P | 145sog | 7.59 sh% | 5 ppp | 32 hit | 19 blk | 178 fpts
S58 TOR | 66GP | 16G | 30A | 46P | 162sog | 9.88 sh% | 4 ppp | 18 hit | 12 blk | 217 fpts
S59 TOR | 66GP | 23G | 30A | 53P | 162sog | 14.20sh% | 8 ppp | 68 hit | 12 blk | 265 fpts
S60 PHI | 66GP | 28G | 35A | 63P | 223sog | 12.56sh% | 16ppp | 79 hit | 81 blk | 364 fpts
S61 PHI | 66GP | 24G | 34A | 58P | 230sog | 10.43sh% | 15ppp | 61 hit | 63 blk | 329 fpts
S62 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 37A | 60P | 204sog | 11.27sh% | 25ppp | 114 hit | 49 blk | 339 fpts
S63 PHI | 66GP | 20G | 48A | 68P | 202sog | 9.90 sh% | 8 ppp | 96 hit | 67 blk | 363 fpts
S64 PHI | 66GP | 20G | 44 A | 64P | 221sog | 9.05 sh% | 8 ppp | 74 hit | 48 blk | 337fpts
S65 PHI | 66GP | 11 G | 36A | 47P | 185sog | 5.95sh% | 2ppp | 74 hit | 57blk | 271 fpts
S66 PHI | 66GP | 14G | 23A| 41P | 102sog | 13.73sh% | 0ppp | 63hit | 36blk | 241fpts
S67 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 32A | 55P | +11 | 163sog | 14.11sh% | 1 ppp | 63 hit | 44 blk | 12 pim
S68 PHI | 66GP | 7 G | 29A | 36P | +12 | 113sog | 6.19 sh% | 0 ppp | 141hit | 26 blk | 20 pim
S69 PHI | 48GP | 3 G | 27A | 30P | +9 | 53 sog | 5.66 sh% | 0 ppp | 91 hit | 21 blk | 14 pim
Career Totals | 1040GP | 258G | 476A | 734P | 2507sog | 10.29sh% | 100pp | 1082hit | 673blk
SHL Playoffs:
S58 TOR | 19GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12P | 49 sog | 10.20sh% | 1 ppp | 24 hit | 4 blk
S60 PHI | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | 23 sog | 17.39sh% | 2 ppp | 8 hit | 7 blk
S61 PHI | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | 15 sog | 6.67 sh% | 0 ppp | 5 hit | 6 blk
S62 PHI | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 13 sog | 7.69sh% | 1 ppp | 15 hit | 7 blk
S63 PHI | 6 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | 0 | 19 sog | 26.32sh% | 0 ppp | 6 hit | 11 blk
S64 PHI | 4 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 2 sog | 0.00 sh% | 0 ppp | 6 hit | 2 blk
S65 PHI | 7 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +2 | 19 sog | 15.79sh% | 0 ppp | 11 hit | 3 blk
S66 PHI | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2 | 12 sog | 8.33 sh% | 0 ppp | 8 hit | 5 blk
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International Play:
S55 IIHF (SWE) | 21 GP | 5 G | 10 A | 15 P | 51.70 FO% | 13.97 SHT% | 16:01 TOI |
S56 IIHF (SWE) | 21 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | 50.30 FO% | 8.33 SHT% | 17:51 TOI |
S57 IIHF (SWE) | 19 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | 51.60 FO% | 8.79 SHT% | 16:09 TOI |
S58 IIHF (SWE) | 20 GP | 9 G | 3 A | 12 P | 52.70 FO% | 15.35 SHT% | 14:35 TOI |
S59 IIHF (SWE) | 20 GP | 4 G | 10 A | 14 P | 00.70 FO% | 11.95 SHT% | 17:55 TOI |
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Achievements:
S52 (TOR) | “Jonathan Lundberg” (Team Leader in Hits) Award Winner |
S52 (TOR) | “John Grossman Jr” (Team Leader in PIMs) Award Winner |
S55 (TOR) | “Chris York (Team Leader in Goals) Award Winner |
S56 IIHF (SWE) | BRONZE Medal Winner |
S58 (TOR) | First Career Playoff Goal (Game 1 vs SFP) |
S59 IIHF (SWE) | Named Assistant Captain |
S60 PHI | Named Assistant Captain (Inaugural season) |
S60 SHL | Named All-Star (PHI)|
S60 IIHF (SWE) | Named Captain |
S60 IIHF (SWE) | BRONZE Medal Winner |
S60 IIHF (SWE) | Named Team Sweden CO-GM |
S60 PHI| Winner of 'The Hammer' award (Best forward on the team) |
S60 PHI | Winner of 'The Blacksmith' award (Team MVP) |
S61 IIHF (SWE) | Named Ass-Captain |
S62 IIHF (SWE) | Named Ass-Captain |
S63 PHI | Named Ass-Captain |
S64 PHI | Named Co-GM |
S66 PHI | Named Ass-Captain |
S69 PHI | Challenge Cup Champion |
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John Hopoate
I guess my player would get drunk, and then drink even more beer and go around the house and punch that player out. Which I means Hotdog would have to cut someone.
Vyacheslav Shevchenko completely trusts all his relatives and will never believe any rumors related to him. So he didn't do anything, unless he has some questions for the person who would spread these rumors.
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Mazatt Registered
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Roger would just cry. He's just a child in the minors, man. All of that grown up talk, and having reporters ask him about the things his mom does with his teammates? It's like being Jaden Smith that time his best friend was dating (or not even dating?) Jada, that's just not a good situation to be in.
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Shootin Blanks
With their mom is wild. I would probably recommend keeping it to themselves but I would also want to meet said mom and if she was hot. I don’t know, I’d give it the old college try.
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Jerry Moonshine
"Ugh, another [expletive] transplant going to Nashville... They probably hit up the pedal taverns and the Honky Tonks; went to Tootsie's, disgusting... Wait they did what with my mom?"
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ahoy ladies
The Murray wouldn't really be sure how to react. Growing up in an orphanage he never had any relationship with either parent so it would just be like reading about any other couple he doesn't know.
Teddy Murphy 4 Teams S58-S70 | 6OA (BAP)
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Career Stats
GP 858|G 125|A 273|P 398|+/- 29|ATOI 20:13|FW 3|GR 62
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Accolades
S59 All-Rookie Team (First ever Sophomore to make the team)
Teddy Park Kelowna Defenseman S54-57 | 29OA
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Career Stats
GP 216|G 23|A 72|P 95|+/- 17|ATOI 21:32|FW 12|GR 66
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Accolades
[url=https://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=106300][/url]Captain S55-57
S57 All-Star
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Céleste Desjardins
12-02-2023, 12:33 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-02-2023, 12:42 AM by skyrrhawk . Edited 1 time in total.)
Maybe mind your business. It costs absolutely zero dollars to do so and makes everyone's life better. It's really not that hard to do! Move on!
[this was very uncomfortable]
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Céleste Desjardins || LW || Quebec City Citadelles || Manhattan Rage
Name: Céleste Desjardins
Birthplace: Lewiston, ME
Height: 5'8"
Weight:173 lbs
Number: 13
S73 SMJHL Draft: 4th Round, 47th OA - Quebec City Citadelles
S74 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 2nd OA - Manhattan Rage
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Citadelles Alt. Capt S73-S76
S73: Esa Anrikkanen, Rookie All-Star Team
S75: WJC Bronze Medal
S76: Four Star Cup, Ronan O'Keefe Trophy, WJC Bronze Medal
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
264 GP | 140 G | 187 A | 327 P | +128 | 956 S | 132 PIM | 573 H | 19 GWG
SMJHL Postseason Stats:
46 GP | 28 G | 29 A | 57 P | +29 | 172 S | 20 PIM | 114 H | 3 GWG
Int'l Stats: Round Robin
WJC: 48 GP | 26 G | 23 A | 49 P | +6 | 165 S | 20 PIM | 96 H | 3 GWG
Int'l Stats: Bracket
WJC: 8 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | -4 | 30 S | 0 PIM | 17 H | 0 GWG