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S74 mPT#0: Your Mom

You know, Alexi Piastri's mom is a very highly respected Japanese doctor who is very reserved in her ways... these allegations are outrageous. If Mrs. Piastri wants to go get hammered and hang out with SHL players then so be it.

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Someone on my team was passionate with my mom? Well as long as it wasn't Gabe my GM I wouldn't care, but Gabe just sucks.



 


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A night of passion with Mrs. Puff would be a wonderful time, as she is a top class opera singer who can move even the toughest hockey players to tears. Oh that isn't what you meant, is it? uh oh...

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If someone is rumored to being passionate with my mom, they are getting the smoke (as the kids say). That's just straight up disrespectful, especially from a teammate.

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Doom wouldn't care. If a teammate was going to go through the trouble to figure out how to contact her in Iceland, schmooze her over texts and stuff, fly out to see her, and they have fun doing whatever? More power to them.

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I think it all depends the teammate. The first thing would be to not bare any details about what happened, that is just too personal and too gross.
And I def do not want to hear any jokes from the rest of the team about it. I think the chirps on the ice would be tough to deal with because of a stupid teammate.

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"Well, isn't that the gossip of the century? If my teammate is that interested in my family, maybe they should start sending Christmas cards. Let's not turn this into a soap opera, alright?"

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I guess my player would get drunk, and then drink even more beer and go around the house and punch that player out. Which I means Hotdog would have to cut someone.

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Vyacheslav Shevchenko completely trusts all his relatives and will never believe any rumors related to him. So he didn't do anything, unless he has some questions for the person who would spread these rumors.
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Roger would just cry. He's just a child in the minors, man. All of that grown up talk, and having reporters ask him about the things his mom does with his teammates? It's like being Jaden Smith that time his best friend was dating (or not even dating?) Jada, that's just not a good situation to be in.

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With their mom is wild. I would probably recommend keeping it to themselves but I would also want to meet said mom and if she was hot. I don’t know, I’d give it the old college try.

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"Ugh, another [expletive] transplant going to Nashville... They probably hit up the pedal taverns and the Honky Tonks; went to Tootsie's, disgusting... Wait they did what with my mom?"

Nobody knows what steve harrington's mom looks like or even where she is, so this would be very interesting to Steve to find out about her

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The Murray wouldn't really be sure how to react.  Growing up in an orphanage he never had any relationship with either parent so it would just be like reading about any other couple he doesn't know.


(This post was last modified: 12-02-2023, 12:42 AM by skyrrhawk. Edited 1 time in total.)

Maybe mind your business. It costs absolutely zero dollars to do so and makes everyone's life better. It's really not that hard to do! Move on!

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