Uh wat

this is deeply weird on every level

Where the fuck have you been?

KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114
S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8
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this is deeply weird on every level

Where the fuck have you been?

You didn't ask but I've been here.

we gave this guy a gm position lol

||

But that's my bitch, ooh shit
She told me things I wouldn't even say
Went on a date and I fucked her face

CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE
NAME: Carter Crutchfield
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 195 lbs
NUMBER: 2
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SHL CAREER STATS
S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:
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TRANSACTIONS
S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada
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CONTRACTS
S65 - ANC: $3,000,000
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AWARDS / TROPHY CASE

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what

[S78] #14 C | Jon Garfield
[SMJHL] Regina Elk / Thunder Bay Walleye
[SHL] Buffalo Stampede | Prospect

[S58] #72 LD | Shion Okamoto
[SMJHL] Newfoundland Berserkers | Former Captain | S60, S62 Four Star Cup
[SHL] Chicago Syndicate | S64 Challenge Cup
[IIHF] Team Japan | S60 Gold

So my donation goes to trachea replacement in children? How many izzy dogs do I need to help one child?

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[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE 
Born: S39
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 188 lbs
Number: 86
Position: Hybrid Defender
Birth Place: Vienna, Austria
Residence: Toronto, Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00
S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02
S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01
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SMJHL Post Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00
S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary
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Timeline:
S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history.
S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship




Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 
Alias: the Augment
Born: 9/4/1995
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 19
Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149
S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144
S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152
S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199
S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18|  -05| SHT: 166
S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185
S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177
S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196
S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193
S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252
S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14|  -03| SHT: 216
S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206
S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214
S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213
S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208
S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193
S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178
S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124
S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02
S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28
S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06
S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12
S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16
S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19
S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00
S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|:  -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04
S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10
S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04
S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107|
S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145|
S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130|
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17|
S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| :  +2| PIM: 12| H: 31|
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International Hockey Statistics (IIHF):
S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16
S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| :  -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25
S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32
S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38
S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47
S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44
S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51
S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42
S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36
S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61
S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61
S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56
S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton
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Contracts:
S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna
S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton
S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary
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Awards:
S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie
S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP
S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player
S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User
S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award
S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward
S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29)
S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
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Timeline:
S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton
S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons
S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria
S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF
S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons
S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee
S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department
S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216)
S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208)
S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47
S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years
S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48
S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award
S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy
S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player)
S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship)
S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’
S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons
S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585)
S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL
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Trades:
S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons
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TPE at the start of each season:
S37 - 751 TPE
S38 - 937 TPE
S39 - 1,114 TPE
S40 - 1,298 TPE
S41 - 1,465 TPE
S42 - 1,646 TPE
S42 - 1,858 TPE
S43 - 2,041 TPE
S44 - 2,109 TPE
S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final)



Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present  
Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114
Seasons: 4
Playoffs: 4
Series Wins: 3
Challenge Cups: 0
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Regular Season Record:
S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44
- Division Winner
- 1st Round Bye
- Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals
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S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62
- Division Winner
- Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton
- Western Conference Championship Series
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S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Wins against: Los Angeles
- Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals
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S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Lost to Seatlle in round 1


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So my donation goes to trachea replacement in children? How many izzy dogs do I need to help one child?

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I'll take 220, we gonna save those kids izzy, you and me buddy

22

I'll take 220, we gonna save those kids izzy, you and me buddy

There kids with fucked up esophagus’s dancing in the streets!
#Lets make them better!

[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE 
Born: S39
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 188 lbs
Number: 86
Position: Hybrid Defender
Birth Place: Vienna, Austria
Residence: Toronto, Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00
S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02
S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01
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SMJHL Post Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00
S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary
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Timeline:
S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history.
S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship




Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 
Alias: the Augment
Born: 9/4/1995
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 19
Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149
S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144
S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152
S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199
S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18|  -05| SHT: 166
S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185
S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177
S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196
S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193
S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252
S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14|  -03| SHT: 216
S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206
S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214
S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213
S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208
S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193
S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178
S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124
S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02
S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28
S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06
S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12
S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16
S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19
S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00
S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|:  -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04
S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10
S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04
S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107|
S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145|
S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130|
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17|
S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| :  +2| PIM: 12| H: 31|
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International Hockey Statistics (IIHF):
S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16
S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| :  -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25
S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32
S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38
S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47
S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44
S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51
S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42
S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36
S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61
S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61
S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56
S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton
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Contracts:
S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna
S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton
S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary
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Awards:
S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie
S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP
S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player
S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User
S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award
S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward
S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29)
S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
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Timeline:
S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton
S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons
S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria
S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF
S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons
S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee
S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department
S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216)
S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208)
S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47
S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years
S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48
S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award
S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy
S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player)
S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship)
S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’
S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons
S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585)
S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL
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Trades:
S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons
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TPE at the start of each season:
S37 - 751 TPE
S38 - 937 TPE
S39 - 1,114 TPE
S40 - 1,298 TPE
S41 - 1,465 TPE
S42 - 1,646 TPE
S42 - 1,858 TPE
S43 - 2,041 TPE
S44 - 2,109 TPE
S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final)



Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present  
Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114
Seasons: 4
Playoffs: 4
Series Wins: 3
Challenge Cups: 0
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Regular Season Record:
S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44
- Division Winner
- 1st Round Bye
- Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals
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S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62
- Division Winner
- Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton
- Western Conference Championship Series
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S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Wins against: Los Angeles
- Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals
------------------------------------------——------
S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Lost to Seatlle in round 1


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I'll take 220, we gonna save those kids izzy, you and me buddy

There are kids with fucked up esophagus’s dancing in the streets!
#Lets make them better!

heehoo casual jokes about soliciting sexual favours in a format that can be incredibly easily misinterpreted from whatever it was supposed to be and is somewhat creepy/uncomfortable at its most literal form let’s goooooooooo!


side note, using “throat” as a verb is instantly sus

Sig credits to @sköldpaddor @ihatereyson @enigmatic

Anastasia Söderström | #35 Calgary Dragons | G | 1361 TPE

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 165 lbs

Birthplace: Sundsvall, Sweden

~~~

Transaction History

S75: Drafted 15th overall by the Detroit Falcons

S75: Signed a 1-year, $2 million rookie contract with Detroit

S76: Drafted 44th overall by the Calgary Dragons

S76: Signed a 1-year, $3 million entry level contract with Calgary

S77: Signed a 3-year, $8.5 million contract extension with Calgary

[pbl]~~~

SMJHL Regular Season Stats

Season | Team | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | Save % | SO

S75 | Detroit | 54 | 29 | 19 | 4 | 2.68 | 0.910 | 5

S76 | Detroit | 52 | 21 | 29 | 1 | 3.56 | 0.894 | 2

S77 | Detroit | 42 | 24 | 14 | 2 | 2.72 | 0.916 | 3

S78 | Detroit | 55 | 29 | 22 | 2 | 2.98 | 0.900 | 2

Career | Detroit | 203 | 103 | 84 | 9 | 3.00 | 0.904 | 12

~~~

SHL Regular Season Stats

Season | Team | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | Save % | SO

S77 | Calgary | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6.40 | 0.878 | 0

S79 | Calgary | 55 | 33 | 18 | 2 | 3.75 | 0.891 | 1

Career | Calgary | 57 | 33 | 20 | 2 | 3.85 | 0.890 | 1

SMJHL Playoff Stats
Season | Team | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | Save % | SO
S75 | Detroit | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 4.51 | 0.858 | 0

S76 | Detroit | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4.36 | 0.890 | 0

S77 | Detroit | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 2.51 | 0.920 | 0

S78 | Detroit | 15 | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3.05 | 0.909 | 1
Career | Detroit | 34 | 15 | 16 | 3 | 3.51 | 0.894 | 1

~~~
World Junior Championship Stats
Season | Team | GP | W | L | OTL | GAA | Save % | SO

S75 | Ice | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 2.41 | 0.906 | 1

S76 | N. America | 7 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3.00 | 0.904 | 2

S77 | Norden | 9 | 6 | 3 | 2.44 | 0.914 | 1

S78 | Sweden | 12 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 5.89 | 0.870 | 0

Career | ICE/NA/NDN/SWE | 33 | 12 | 20 | 1 | 3.76 | 0.891 | 4

~~~

Awards, Nominations, and Honours

S75 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star

S75 SMJHL All-Defensive Team

S75 SMJHL All-Rookie Team

S75 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (SMJHL Rookie of the Year)

S75 Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Committee MVP)

S77 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star

S77 SMJHL All-Defensive Team

S77 Cedric Robinson Trophy (SMJHL Goalie of the Year)

S77 Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Committee MVP)

S80 John McBride Trophy (SHL Goalie of the Year)

S80 SHL 3rd All-Star Team

Sophie Bordeleau | #20 Calgary Dragons | C | 2039 TPE Peak

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 155 lbs

Birthplace: Trois-Rivieres, QC

~~~

Transaction History

S63: Signed a $1 million DFA contract with the Nevada Battleborn

S64: Drafted 8th overall in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Quebec City Citadelles

S64: Signed 1-year, $2 million rookie contract with Quebec City

S65: Drafted 8th overall in the SHL Entry Draft by the Edmonton Blizzard

S65: Signed a 1-year, $3 million entry level contract with Edmonton

S65: Traded to the San Francisco Pride; signed a 3-year, $7.5 million contract extension starting in S66

S68: Signed a 3-year, $13 million contract extension with San Francisco starting in S69

S71: Traded to the Calgary Dragons

S72: Signed a 5-year, $30 million contract extension with Calgary

~~~
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks

S63 | Nevada BattleBorn | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 3

S64 | Quebec City Citadelles | 66 | 19 | 40 | 59 | 23 | 26 | 95 | 51

S65 | Quebec City Citadelles | 66 | 16 | 41 | 57 | 26 | 12 | 65 | 30

S66 | Quebec City Citadelles | 66 | 32 | 39 | 71 | 7 | 24 | 89 | 18

S67 | Quebec City Citadelles | 66 | 43 | 45 | 88 | 14 | 30 | 24 | 83

Career | Nevada/Quebec City | 274 | 114 | 166 | 280 | 70 | 96 | 276 | 185

~~~

SHL Regular Season Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks

S68 | San Francisco Pride | 66 | 12 | 29 | 41 | -24 | 40 | 64 | 24

S69 | San Francisco Pride | 66 | 30 | 44 | 74 | -38 | 36 | 83 | 54

S70 | San Francisco Pride | 66 | 30 | 49 | 79 | -16 | 66 | 91 | 57

S71 | Calgary Dragons | 66 | 30 | 43 | 73 | -41 | 47 | 73 | 39

S72 | Calgary Dragons | 66 | 27 | 48 | 75 | -25 | 48 | 69 | 75

S73 | Calgary Dragons | 66 | 30 | 58 | 88 | -21 | 30 | 56 | 75

S74 | Calgary Dragons | 66 | 38 | 55 | 93 | -32 | 40 | 76 | 49

Career | San Francisco/Calgary | 462 | 197 | 326 | 523 | -197 | 307 | 512 | 373

~~~

SMJHL Playoff Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks]

S63 | Nevada BattleBorn | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -3 | 0 | 0 | 3

S64 | Quebec City Citadelles | 14 | 5 | 4 | 9 | -4 | 0 | 16 | 14

S65 | Quebec City Citadelles | 10 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 8

S66 | Quebec City Citadelles | 17 | 5 | 3 | 8 | -4 | 0 | 21 | 3

S67 | Quebec City Citadelles | 21 | 10 | 19 | 29 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 23

Career | Nevada/Quebec City | 68 | 20 | 33 | 53 | -3 | 4 | 50 | 51

~~~

SHL Playoff Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks

S68 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -

S69 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | - 

S70 | San Francisco Pride | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -

S71 | Calgary Dragons | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -

S72 | Calgary Dragons | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -

S73 | Calgary Dragons | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -

S74 | Calgary Dragons | DNQ | - | - | - | - | - | - | -

~~~

IIHF Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks

S65 | Latvia | 12 | 3 | 1 | 4 | -4 | 2 | 6 | 2

S66 | Latvia | 13 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -10 | 0 | 6 | 1

S67 | Latvia | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -11 | 0 | 11 | 2

S68 | Latvia | 12 | 3 | 6 | 9 | -2 | 8 | 12 | 8

S69 | Latvia | 13 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 10 | 10 | 12

S70 | Latvia | 15 | 8 | 10 | 18 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 16

S71 | Latvia | 12 | 3 | 8 | 11 | -5 | 2 | 8 | 9

S72 | Latvia | 12 | 4 | 7 | 11 | -12 | 4 | 6 | 10

S73 | Latvia | 12 | 7 | 3 | 10 | -3 | 8 | 12 | 12

S74 | Latvia | 12 | 5 | 7 | 12 | -6 | 6 | 7 | 10

Career | Latvia | 125 | 39 | 48 | 87 | -50 | 44 | 86 | 82

~~~

World Junior Championship Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits | Blocks

S64 | Team Canada | 15 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 13 | 6 | 13 | 7

S65 | Team World | 13 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 7

S66 | Team UCORCAL | 15 | 9 | 8 | 17 | 1 | 12 | 5 | 20

S67 | Team UCORCAL | 15 | 7 | 9 | 16 | 2 | 6 | 21 | 4

Career | Canada/World/UCORCAL | 43 | 12 | 21 | 33 | 9 | 48 | 34

~~~

Awards, Nominations, and Honours

S64 WJC Gold Medal (Canada)

S64 SMJHL All-Rookie Team

S64 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (SMJHL Rookie of the Year)

S67 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star

S73 Jeff Dar Trophy (SHL Best Two-Way Player)

S66 DeMaricus Smyth Award (Best WJC Forward)

S66 Brady McIntyre Award (WJC MVP)

S68 Pride of the Pride Award (SFP Best User)

S69 Kelly Rivet Award (SFP Team MVP)

William Hartmann | #47 Edmonton Blizzard | RD | 2170 TPE Peak

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 196 lbs

Birthplace: Lugano, Switzerland

~~~

Transaction History

S52: Drafted 7th overall by the Vancouver Whalers in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft

S52: Signed 1-year, $3 million rookie contract with Vancouver

S53: Drafted 16th overall by the Edmonton Blizzard in the S53 SHL Entry Draft

S53: Signed 3-year, $8.5 million entry-level contract with Edmonton

S56: Signed 3-year, $9 million contract extension with Edmonton

S59: Signed 2-year, $10 million contract extension with Edmonton (team option on 2nd year)

S60: Voided option with Edmonton, then signed a 3-year, $12 million contract extension with Edmonton

S61: Converted to right defense

S63: Signed 3-year, $12 million extension with Edmonton

S63: Traded to the Toronto North Stars

~~~

SMJHL Regular Season Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits

S52 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 | 4 | 3 | 7 | -8 | 53 | 156 

S53 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 | 13 | 14 | 27 | -17 | 20 | 72 

S54 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 | 10 | 14 | 24 | -13 | 26 | 36 

S55 | Vancouver Whalers | 50 | 19 | 22 | 41 | 4 | 32 | 40 

Career | Vancouver Whalers | 200 | 46 | 53 | 99 | -34 | 131 | 304 

~~~

SHL Regular Season Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits

S56 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 | 5 | 18 | 23 | 9 | 18 | 58

S57 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 19 | 26 | 45 | -5 | 30 | 116

S58 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 28 | 32 | 60 | 30 | 26 | 78

S59 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 19 | 32 | 51 | 1 | 18 | 90

S60 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 25 | 43 | 68 | 2 | 28 | 122

S61 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 8 | 26 | 34 | -9 | 20 | 98

S62 | Edmonton Blizzard | 66 | 7 | 35 | 42 | -17 | 18 | 98

S63 | Edmonton Blizzard/Toronto North Stars | 66 | 12 | 30 | 42 | -2 | 13 | 83

Career | Edmonton Blizzard/Toronto North Stars | 512 | 123 | 242 | 367 | 9 | 171 | 643

~~~

SMJHL Playoff Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits

S52 | Vancouver Whalers | 6 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 22 

S53: Did not qualify

S54: Did not qualify

S55 | Vancouver Whalers | 8 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 | 4

Career | Vancouver Whalers | 14 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 2

~~~

SHL Playoff Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits

S56 | Edmonton Blizzard | 19 | 2 | 5 | 7 | -1 | 4 | 27

S57 | Edmonton Blizzard | 7 | 3 | 0 | 3 | -2 | 0 | 19

S58 | Edmonton Blizzard | 12 | 4 | 7 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 19

S59 | Edmonton Blizzard | 10 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -9 | 0 | 14

S60 | Edmonton Blizzard | 10 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -3 | 2 | 18

S61 | Edmonton Blizzard | 14 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 28

S62 | Edmonton Blizzard | 4 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 6

S63 | Toronto North Stars | 5 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9

Career | Edmonton Blizzard | 81 | 11 | 30 | 41 | -7 | 14 | 140

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IIHF Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits

S52 | Switzerland | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 8 | 15

S53 | Switzerland | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -7 | 2 | 12

S54 | Switzerland | 13 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -7 | 4 | 7

S55 | Switzerland | 12 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 14

S56 | Switzerland | 13 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -6 | 8 | 17

S57 | Switzerland | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 5

S58 | Switzerland | 13 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 7

S59 | Switzerland | 14 | 2 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 8 

S60 | Switzerland | 12 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 11

S61 | Switzerland | 13 | 3 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 18

S62 | Switzerland | 13 | 0 | 6 | 6 | -3 | 0 | 7

S63 | Switzerland | 15 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 22

Career | Switzerland | 153 | 16 | 37 | 53 | -7 | 58 | 143

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WJC Stats

Season | Team | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PIM | Hits

S51 | DACH | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 8 | 19

S52 | DACH | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 11

S53 | DACH | 13 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 13

S54 | DACH | 13 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -8 | 6 | 29

S55 | DACH | 13 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 2 | 15

Career | DACH | 74 | 4 | 8 | 12 | -1 | 24 | 87

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Awards and Honours

S53: SMJHL West All-Star Team

S54: SMJHL West All-Star Team

S55: SMJHL West All-Star Team

S63: SHL East All-Star Team

S63: IIHF Silver Medal

19th all-time in peak TPE pre-regression changes

~~~

Ellie Williams, Calgary Dragons Head GM
Movement
S71: Hired as Calgary Dragons Head GM

Season Records

S71: 20-43-3, missed playoffs

S72: 20-39-7, missed playoffs

S73: 22-41-3, missed playoffs

S74: 24-40-2, missed playoffs

S75: 25-39-2, missed playoffs

Awards, Honours and Records

Career Regular Season Record: 111-202-17

Career Playoff Record: 0-0

Kelvin Jensen, Retired Edmonton Blizzard Head GM

Movement

S53: Hired as Vancouver Whalers Co-GM

S57: Hired as Vancouver Whalers Head GM

S59: Hired as Edmonton Blizzard Co-Gm

S61: Hired as Edmonton Blizzard Head GM

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Season Records

S53: 17-30-3, Missed Playoffs

S54: 11-37-2, Missed Playoffs

S55: 24-23-3, 4-0 vs. St. Louis Scarecrows, 0-4 vs. Carolina Kraken

S56: 39-11-0, 1st Round Bye, 4-0 vs. Kelowna Knights, 4-3 vs. Carolina Kraken, 4-2 vs. Newfoundland Berserkers

S57: 30-30-6, 4-1 vs. Nevada Battleborn, 4-0 vs. Detroit Falcons, 1-4 vs. Anaheim Outlaws

S58: 28-33-5, 4-2 vs. Carolina Kraken, 3-4 vs. Kelowna Knights

S59: 11-19-3 with VAN, 18-13-2 with EDM, 4-2 vs. Los Angeles Panthers, 0-4 vs. Hamilton Steelhawks

S60: 34-26-6, 4-2 vs. Los Angeles Panthers, 0-4 vs. Calgary Dragons

S61: 36-28-2, 4-1 vs. Seattle Argonauts, 4-1 vs. Calgary Dragons, 0-4 vs. Texas Renegades

S62: 24-37-5, 0-4 vs. Chicago Syndicate

S63: 21-37-8, 0-4 vs. Texas Renegades

S64: 28-34-4, 2-4 vs. Los Angeles Panthers

~~~

Awards, Honours and Records

Career SMJHL Regular Season Record: 160-193-22

Career SMJHL Playoff Record: 32-20

Career SHL Regular Season Record: 161-175-27

Career SHL Playoff Record: 18-30

S54: Fewest Wins in a Season in Vancouver Whalers History (11)

S56: Most Wins in a Season in Vancouver Whalers History (50-Game Era) (37)

S56 Laurifer Trophy (39-11-0, 78 Points)

S56 Linna-Landvik Cup (Western Finalist)

S56 Four Star Cup

what

Ethan Duncan | #11 | D | Winnipeg Aurora | 2407 Peak TPE
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 192 lbs
Birthplace: United States
S52 SMJHL Draft: 46th Overall by the Kelowna Knights
S53 SHL Draft: 6th Overall by the West Kendall Platoon

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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S56 | BAP | GP: 50 | G: 09 | A: 08 | P: 17 | +/-: -31 | PIM: 24 | HIT: 12 | SB: 35 | FO%: 53.2
S57 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: -27 | PIM: 56 | HIT: 20 | SB: 58 | FO%: 54.6
S58 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 37 | P: 58 | +/-: +18 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 71 | SB: 62 | FO%: 54.9
S59 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 35 | P: 53 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 29 | HIT: 103 | SB: 52 | FO%: 51.7
S60 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 40 | P: 64 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 106 | SB: 11 | FO%: 49.3
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 49 | P: 75 | +/-: +42 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 123 | SB: 35 | FO%: 50.9
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 47 | P: 83 | +/-: +26 | PIM: 22 | HIT: 120 | SB: 17 | FO%: 51.4
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 50 | P: 90 | +/-: +51 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 88 | SB: 1
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 38 | P: 69 | +/-: +31 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 74 | SB: 6
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: +19 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 103 | SB: 3
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 36 | P: 50 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 73 | SB: 99
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 32 | P: 55 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 63 | SB: 106
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Total | GP: 776 | G: 283 | A: 437 | P: 720 | +/-: +192 | PIM: 307 | HIT: 956 | SB: 485 | FO%: 52.4
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S58 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 05 | SB: 04 | FO%: 56.6
S59 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 06 | SB: 05 | FO%: 53.7
S60 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 12 | G: 01 | A: 05 | P: 06 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 13 | SB: 02 | FO%: 45.7
S61 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 18 | G: 05 | A: 08 | P: 13 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 48 | SB: 09 | FO%: 46.4
S62 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 15 | G: 04 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 20 | SB: 08 | FO%: 48.0
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Total | GP: 40 | G: 08 | A: 17 | P: 25 | +/-: -01 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 72 | SB: 20 | FO%: 48.6
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Achievements
S53: Occasus Trophy
S53: Colin Schmidt Award (Team Award)
S54-S55: Voted Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S54: Laurifer Trophy
S54: WJC Gold Medalist (GM/Player)
S62: Third Team All-Star
S63: President's Trophy
S63: IIHF Gold Medalist
S63: Lance Uppercut Award
S63: Second Team All-Star
S65: IIHF Top Forward
S67: President's Trophy
S67: Second Team All-Star
S69: President's Trophy
S71: President's Trophy
S72: Challenge Cup Champion

       

There are kids with fucked up esophagus’s dancing in the streets!
#Lets make them better!

heehoo casual jokes about soliciting sexual favours in a format that can be incredibly easily misinterpreted from whatever it was supposed to be and is somewhat creepy/uncomfortable at its most literal form let’s goooooooooo!


side note, using “throat” as a verb is instantly sus

"How to make a simple mistake twenty times worse: A Mike Izzy story" By Mike Izzy

There are kids with fucked up esophagus’s dancing in the streets!
#Lets make them better!

heehoo casual jokes about soliciting sexual favours in a format that can be incredibly easily misinterpreted from whatever it was supposed to be and is somewhat creepy/uncomfortable at its most literal form let’s goooooooooo!


side note, using “throat” as a verb is instantly sus

Do you go into every situation looking for ways things could be perceived as fucked up? Like seriously

Seriously. Other people got weeklong bans for way less than this fucking bullshit.


How is someone who continuously does this an SHL GM?

 

Cal Labovitch |'| RW #12 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Lausanne, Switzerland

Height: 6'1" |'| Weight: 202 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season
S55 REG |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   12 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 27

S56 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   21 |'| A: 12 |'| P: 33

S57 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   31 |'| A: 20 |'| P: 51

S58 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   19 |'| A: 34 |'| P: 53

S59 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S60 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   24 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 55

S61 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   42 |'| A: 30 |'| P: 72

S62 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   27 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 60

S63 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   18 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 53

S64 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 53

S65 REG |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 56

Post Season
S55 PO |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S56 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S57 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S58 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S59 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S60 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  03 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 03

S61 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  01 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 03

S62 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04

S63 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S64 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S65 PO |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 03

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SMJHL STATISTICS

Regular season

S51 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:  07 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 31

S52 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 19 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 54

S53 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 41

S54 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:  09 |'| A: 14 |'| P: 23

Post Season

S51 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  07 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 05
S52 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 06

S53 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S54 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  07 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 04

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WJC STATISTICS

S50 WJC |'| Team Alpine |'| GP: 19 |'| G: 00 |'| A:  02   |'| P:  02

S51 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 21 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 10   |'| P: 14

S52 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A:  06   |'| P:  08

S53 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 12   |'| P: 13

S54 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  02   |'| P:  03

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IIHF STATISTICS

S51 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00

S52 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00

S53 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S54 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 07

S55 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 06

S56 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S57 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 08

S58 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 11

S59 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 13

S60 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 04 |'| P: 07

S61 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A:12 |'| P: 15

S62 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 06

S63 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 10

S64 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 11

S65 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 09 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 15

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S51 |'| Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' award of excellence)

S51 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Bronze medal

S52 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy  

S52 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Oriens Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup

S54 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S55 |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| Called up to SHL

S55 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)

S56 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Co-GM

S59 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GM

S61 |'| Jay McDonald Trophy

S61 |'| Ron Mexico Trophy (nominee)

S62 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GM

S63 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL     |'| Draft S52 |'| Round 1 |'|   2OA
SMJHL |'| Draft S51 |'| Round 3 |'| 25OA

 

  

Julian Flörsch |'| LD #42 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland

Height: 6'0" |'| Weight: 200 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season[/pbl]

S69 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 23 |'| P: 31

S70 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   11 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 35

S71 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   10 |'| A: 18 |'| P: 28

S72 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   09 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 36

S73 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 33

S74 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   06 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 33

S75 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S76 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 59

S77 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   35 |'| A: 50 |'| P: 85

Post Season
S69 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 02
S70 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S73 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 01
S74 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S75 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 06 |'| G:  06 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 08
S76 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 07 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 07
S77 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 12 |'| G:  06 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 09
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S65 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G:  07 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 22
S66 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 11 |'| A: 19 |'| P: 30
S67 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 36 |'| P: 52
S68 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 13 |'| A: 40 |'| P: 53
Post Season
S65 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 03
S66 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 00 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S67 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04

S68 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 18 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 08 |'| P:13
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WJC STATISTICS
S64 WJC |'| Team SWEDEN |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A:   01   |'| P:   02
S65 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  05   |'| P:  06
S66 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:   06   |'| P:   07
S67 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 03 |'| A:   01   |'| P:   04
S68 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  04   |'| P:  05
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IIHF STATISTICS
S66 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  04
S67 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S68 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S69 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P:  00
S70 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S71 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  05
S72 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  03
S73 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 02 |'| P:  03
S74 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 11 |'| P:  12
S75 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  03
S76 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 06 |'| P:  11
S77 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 05 |'| P:  09

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S65 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Gold medal

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S65 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S66 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy
S68 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy (nominee)

S69 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Called up to SHL
S69 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)
S69 |'| Rookie All Star Team
S74 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal
S76 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL|'| Draft S66 |'| Autodrafted

SMJHL|'| Draft S65 |'| Round 1 |'|   11OA

 

  

 
Credit for the images goes to @Carpy48, @soulja, @fever95 and @Wasty