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I'll throw a big ol dildo to the biggest milf I can find. Bonus points if she doesn't catch it with her hands
Aleister Cain - S42-S57 HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT S54 CHALLENGE CUP S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70 BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60 That's pretty much it
Accka
All them kids and grannies are gonna be getting the brand new LA Panthers Olof approved and endorsed Golden Seal Mayo for all their mayo pizza needs
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Big thanks to Pythonic(first sig evah), Sloth(first LAP sig<3) and Ragnar for their sigs<3
| G | S60 | Olof Karsikko | #38 | VAN | LAP | NEW |Peak TPE 2008 |
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Drafted 29th OA by Vancouver Whalers in the S59 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 23rd OA by Tampa Bay Barracuda in the S60 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to LAP from TBB during S61, before playing in the SHL
Traded to NEW from LAP, start of S68
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Height: 6'5"
Weight: 250lbs
Hand: Right
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Regular season statistics (SMJHL):
S59: GP: 34 W: 12 L: 16 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.81 SO: 2 SV%: 0.920
S60: GP: 58 W: 39 L: 14 OTL: 5 GAA: 2.43 SO: 8 SV%: 0.912
S61: GP: 55 W: 42 L: 10 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.23 SO: 8 SV%: 0.913
WJC statistics:
S60: GP: 8 W: 8 L: 0 OTL: 0 GAA: 0.62 SO: 5 SV%: 0.969
S61: GP: 8 W: 7 L: 1 OTL: 0 GAA: 1.37 SO: 2 SV%: 0.934
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Regular season statistics (SHL):
FHM6
S62: GP: 44 W: 28 L: 14 OTL: 1 GAA: 2.47 SO: 6 SV%: 0.915
-playoffs GP: 17 W: 10 L: 5 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.30 SO: 3 SV%: 0.924
S63: GP: 55 W: 29 L: 21 OTL: 5 GAA: 3.14 SO: 2 SV%: 0.894
-playoffs GP: 22 W: 14 L: 8 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.30 SO: 4 SV%: 0.932
S64: GP: 53 W: 32 L: 13 OTL: 8 GAA: 2.62 SO: 4 SV%: 0.917
-playoffs GP: 12 W: 6 L: 4 OTL: 2 GAA: 1.98 SO: 4 SV%: 0.927
S65: GP: 52 W: 37 L: 13 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.58 SO: 2 SV%: 0.914
-playoffs GP: 20 W: 16 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 1.90 SO: 3 SV%: 0.937
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S66: GP: 55 W: 34 L: 15 OTL: 4 GAA: 2.95 SO: 3 SV%: 0.900 -playoffs GP: 9 W: 4 L: 5 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.52 SO: 0 SV%: 0.902
S67: GP: 51 W: 24 L: 23 OTL: 1 GAA: 3.66 SO: 1 SV%: 0.891 -playoffs GP: 6 W: 2 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 4.18 SO: 1 SV%: 0.857
S68: GP: 55 W: 21 L: 25 OTL: 8 GAA: 3.78 SO: 1 SV%: 0.884 -playoffs GP: 5 W: 1 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.42 SO: 0 SV%: 0.917
S69: GP: 54 W: 34 L: 16 OTL: 4 GAA: 2.73 SO: 8 SV%: 0.910 -playoffs GP: 8 W: 5 L: 1 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.42 SO: 0 SV%: 0.902
S70: GP: 50 W: 27 L: 13 OTL: 5 GAA: 3.11 SO: 4 SV%: 0.907 -playoffs GP: 28 W: 16 L: 10 OTL: 2 GAA: 3.19 SO: 2 SV%: 0.916 GSAA: 40.19
S71: GP: 50 W: 38 L: 7 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.55 SO: 6 SV%: 0.908 -playoffs GP: 9 W: 4 L: 5 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.79 SO: 0 SV%: 0.910
S72: GP: 55 W: 39 L: 15 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.41 SO: 2 SV%: 0.895 -playoffs GP: 21 W: 13 L: 7 OTL: 1 GAA: 3.43 SO: 1 SV%: 0.909
S73: GP: 54 W: 41 L: 10 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.59 SO: 7 SV%: 0.918 -playoffs GP: 17 W: 10 L: 7 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.87 SO: 1 SV%: 0.914
S74: GP: 48 W: 27 L: 16 OTL: 3 GAA: 3.42 SO: 2 SV%: 0.900 -playoffs GP: 24 W: 16 L: 6 OTL: 2 GAA: 3.08 SO: 1 SV%: 0.913
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Awards/Nominations/Honours (SMJHL):
S59 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy - Best Rookie(nominated)
S59 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
S59 All-Rookie Team
S60 All-Star Team West
S60 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
WJC S60 Peter Larson Award - Best Goalie(Won)
S61 All-Star Team Pacific
S61 Four Star Cup
S61 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
S61 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP(Won)
S61 All-Star First Team
WJC S61 Peter Larson Award - Best Goalie(Won)
WJC S61 Bronze Medal
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S62 Ryan Jesster award - Best Rookie(nominated)
S62 SHL All-Rookie Team
S63 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(nominated)
S65 President's Trophy - Regular Season Champions(LAP)
S65 Challenge Cup Champion (LAP)
S65 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
S69 SHL All-Star Team East
S69 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S70 SHL All-Star Team East
S70 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW)
S70 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S70 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
S70 IIHF Gold Medal (Germany)
S71 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S71 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S72 SHL All-Star Team East
S72 IIHF Best Goalie(Nominated)
S72 IIHF Gold Medal (Germany)
S73 SHL All-Star Team East S73 SHL First All-Star Team
S73 Mike Honcho Trophy(Least Goals Allowed)
S73 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(Won)
S73 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S74 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW)
S74 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Nominated)
S75 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S77 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW) S77 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
Three time playoffs MVP and two time nominee
Triple gold club
Discord: asska
Well Zakkira Diporov throws beets from his family farm. He always goes down to the New Orleans food market every Sunday to sell his family beats. Home grown in Russia!
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Drafted 2nd round 21st Pick by the Winnipeg Jets in S55 SHL Entry Draft
GM of the UCORCAL in the WJC S55
S55 WJC Gold Medalist GM/Player for UCORCAL
Management Role for Russia in the IIHF
Recent Management Role / Head Coach for Winnipeg Aurora in SHL
CO-GM St. Louis Scarecrows S57-S60
GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows S61-S72
S72 Challenge Cup Champion
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at the end of a game mitchell van der heijden will toss replica clogs from his clog brand over the glass to his adoring fans
Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 273 TPE Birthplace: Rostock, Germany Height/Weight: 6'9", 250 lbs SMJHL Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 28 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253 Player Milestones/Transactions Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76 S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57 Total SHL Stats GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29 S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) wrote haters guides where I shat on every team
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Ragnar for the sigs
How about on a hat trick, I grab one of my hats from the bench and throw it to a kid? I'll get another one soon enough anyway. Just gonna wait until a Zeppeli feels like sacrificing himself.
Speedwagon Player Page | Speedwagon Updates Page #30 Robert E. O. Speedwagon | MAN | REG | GB | 7th SHL Season SHL Regular Season S62: 66 GP | 16 G, 26 A (42 P), 134 SOG | -53 | 24 PIM | 59 H, 107 SB S63: 66 GP | 8 G, 19 A (27 P), 121 SOG | -50 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 108 SB S64: 66 GP | 11 G, 28 A (29 P), 100 SOG | -50 | 36 PIM | 109 H, 114 SB S65: 66 GP | 21 G, 26 A (47 P), 156 SOG | -30 | 38 PIM | 88 H, 120 SB S66: 66 GP | 9 G, 47 A (56 P), 122 SOG | -9 | 18 PIM | 120 H, 59 SB S67: 66 GP | 16 G, 52 A (68 P), 54 SOG | +14 | 38 PIM | 139 H, 51 SB Career: 396 GP | 81 G, 188 A (269 P), 771 SOG | -178 | 174 PIM | 528 H, 559 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S65: 5 GP | 3 G, 2 A (5 P), 7 SOG | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H, 11 SB S66: 4 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P), 11 SOG | -7 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 5 SB S67: 27 GP | 6 G, 25 A (31 P), 58 SOG | +3 | 14 PIM | 61 H, 31 SB Career: 36 GP | 10 G, 31 A (41 P), 76 SOG | -6 | 14 PIM | 73 H, 77 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championships S63: 12 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P), 9 SOG | +1 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 2 SB S64: 13 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +2 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 8 SB S65: 13 GP | 4 G, 3 A (7 P), 30 SOG | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 14 SB S66: 12 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P), 13 SOG | -2 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 10 SB Career 50 GP | 10 G, 13 A (23 P), 73 SOG | +6 | 28 PIM | 39 H, 34 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S57: 30 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +3 | 2 PIM | 12 H, 12 SB S58: 66 GP | 4 G, 16 A (20 P), 88 SOG | +11 | 14 PIM | 52 H, 48 SB S59: 66 GP | 17 G, 12 A (29 P), 140 SOG | +14 | 16 PIM | 35 H, 75 SB S60: 66 GP | 18 G, 21 A (39 P), 146 SOG | +28 | 6 PIM | 38 H, 55 SB S61: 66 GP | 17 G, 27 A (44 P), 119 SOG | -7 | 29 PIM | 76 H, 139 SB Career: 294 GP | 58 G, 81 A (139 P), 514 SOG | +49 | 67 PIM | 213 H, 329 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S57: 14 GP | 2 G, 1 A (3 P), 11 SOG | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H, 15 SB S58: 15 GP | 3 G, 5 A (8 P), 23 SOG | +10 | 0 PIM | 18 H, 13 SB S59: 12 GP | 1 G, 7 A (8 P), 18 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 9 H, 16 SB S60: 16 GP | 0 G, 12 A (12 P), 32 SOG | +13 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 20 SB S61: 4 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P), 8 SOG | -1 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 11 SB Career: 61 GP | 6 G, 28 A (34 P), 92 SOG | +23 | 2 PIM | 44 H, 75 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S57 (BRI): 12 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P), 5 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S58 (FIN): 15 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P), 21 SOG | +9 | 2 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S59 (BRI): 13 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P), 15 SOG | -1 | 4 PIM | 6 H, 17 SB S60 (BRI): 15 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P), 30 SOG | -2 | 4 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S61 (BRI): 12 GP | 1 G, 6 A (7 P), 32 SOG | Ev | 8 PIM | 7 H, 23 SB Career: 67 GP | 8 G, 20 A (28 P), 103 SOG | +6 | 18 PIM | 47 H, 71 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S57: Signed DFA contract with VAN S58: Drafted 13th overall to NLB S59: Drafted 12th overall to MAN S61: Drafted to REG in the Expansion Draft ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S67 1x SHL All-Rookie Forward - S62 1x Four Star Cup - S60 1x Laurifer Trophy - S60 2x WJC Gold Medal - S58, S60 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- #71 Reginald MacIntyre | MAN | GB | Retired (S42 - S57) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S42: 50 GP | 3 G, 16 A (19 P) | -19 | 17 PIM | 32 H, 92 SB S43: 50 GP | 7 G, 26 A (33 P) | -13 | 38 PIM | 81 H, 74 SB S44: 50 GP | 3 G, 15 A (18 P) | -10 | 54 PIM | 133 H, 80 SB S45: 50 GP | 5 G, 19 A (24 P) | -18 | 82 PIM | 143 H, 69 SB S46: 50 GP | 3 G, 22 A (25 P) | -8 | 52 PIM | 133 H, 82 SB S47: 50 GP | 5 G, 15 A (20 P) | -24 | 32 PIM | 120 H, 82 SB S48: 50 GP | 2 G, 20 A (22 P) | -21 | 49 PIM | 109 H, 78 SB S49: 50 GP | 9 G, 29 A (38 P) | +17 | 48 PIM | 76 H, 88 SB S50: 50 GP | 4 G, 22 A (26 P) | +5 | 52 PIM | 98 H, 79 SB S51: 50 GP | 11 G, 24 A (35 P) | +18 | 12 PIM | 35 H, 59 SB S52: 50 GP | 11 G, 21 A (32 P) | +13 | 22 PIM | 15 H, 55 SB S53: 50 GP | 6 G, 18 A (24 P) | +22 | 49 PIM | 59 H, 49 SB S54: 50 GP | 8 G, 22 A (30 P) | +25 | 24 PIM | 119 H, 53 SB S55: 50 GP | 5 G, 7 A (12 P) | -3 | 12 PIM | 90 H, 41 SB S56: 50 GP | 4 G, 8 A (12 P) | +8 | 10 PIM | 55 H, 29 SB S57: 66 GP | 3 G, 20 A (23 P) | +18 | 2 PIM | 131 H, 70 SB Career: 816 GP | 89 G, 304 A (393 P) | +10 | 555 PIM | 1429 H, 1080 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Postseason S46: 12 GP | 1 G, 8 A (9 P) | -1 | 24 PIM | 32 H, 15 SB S47: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -6 | 4 PIM | 11 H, 6 SB S49: 11 GP | 0 G, 11 A (11 P) | -2 | 10 PIM | 28 H, 24 SB S50: 06 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 8 PIM | 18 H, 9 SB S51: 12 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -9 | 4 PIM | 14 H, 10 SB S52: 19 GP | 3 G, 12 A (15 P) | +4 | 10 PIM | 15 H, 25 SB S53: 06 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S54: 04 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -4 | 0 PIM | 14 H, 5 SB S55: 07 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | Ev | 10 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB S56: 06 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 6 SB S57: 07 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -1 | 0 PIM | 16 H, 2 SB Career: 95 GP | 8 G, 39 A (47 P) | -15 | 62 PIM | 186 H, 116 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Championship S40: 13 GP | 1 G, 2 A (3 P) | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 8 SB S41: 13 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -1 | 2 PIM | 5 H, 1 SB S42: 11 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 8 SB S43: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 14 H, 4 SB S44: 10 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB S45: 11 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -2 | 6 PIM | 25 H, 24 SB S46: 15 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -10 | 10 PIM | 35 H, 22 SB S47: 15 GP | 4 G, 12 A (16 P) | +14 | 8 PIM | 37 H, 17 SB S48: 12 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P) | Ev | 6 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB S49: 15 GP | 2 G, 10 A (12 P) | Ev | 12 PIM | 22 H, 15 SB S50: 12 GP | 4 G, 7 A (11 P) | -1 | 8 PIM | 15 H, 11 SB S51: 12 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 20 SB S52: 15 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 4 H, 16 SB S53: 14 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +6 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 10 SB S54: 15 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +1 | 18 PIM | 33 H, 12 SB S55: 15 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P) | +6 | 0 PIM | 20 H, 11 SB S56: 15 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 24 H, 6 SB S57: 15 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -4 | 2 PIM | 18 H, 10 SB Career: 238 GP | 20 G, 62 A (82 P) | +23 | 88 PIM | 314 H, 222 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S40: 50 GP | 2 G, 12 A (14 P) | +5 | 10 PIM | 25 H, 42 SB S41: 49 GP | 4 G, 21 A (25 P) | -7 | 46 PIM | 81 H, 73 SB Career: 99 GP | 6 G, 33 A (39 P) | -2 | 56 PIM | 106 H, 115 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Postseason S40: 05 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -3 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 4 SB S41: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 4 PIM | 1 H, 3 SB Career: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | -5 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 7 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- World Junior Championship S39: 03 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H, 0 SB S40: 09 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB S41: 13 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 11 H, 22 SB Career: 25 GP | 4 G, 9 A (13 P) | +3 | 10 PIM | 22 H, 26 SB ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S40: Drafted 9th by HAL, signed for 1 yr, $3M S41: Drafted 5th by MAN, signed for 3 yrs, $9M S41: Traded from HAL to VAN S43: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $9M S46: Extended with MAN for 5 yrs, $20M S51: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S54: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M S57: Retired from the SHL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors 1x SHL Challenge Cup Champion - S52 1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S52 7x SHL Divisional Champion - S46, S51, S52, S54, S55, S56, S57 4x IIHF Gold Medalist - S41, S47, S52, S55 6x IIHF Silver Medalist - S40, S46, S49, S54, S56, S57 1x IIHF Bronze Medalist - S53 3x MAN Captain - S47-S49 3x MAN Alternate Captain - S44-S46 1x HAL Alternate Captain - S41 1x SMJHL Laurifer Trophy - S41 1x Zach Miller Trophy - S41 1x Elias Armia Trophy - S41 1x WJC Silver Medal - S40 1x WJC Bronze Medal - S41 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unofficial Awards Protato (highest P/20 while holding the Hot Potato) - S49
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Jock Straps. Every fan has to wear a jock strap over top of their pants and then rip it off and then toss it onto the ice. A true fan experience.
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Montreal Patriotes have a new tone setter with something new being thrown into the stands. A couple of team tickets signed by the 3 stars of that game. Which includes a Stadium VIP Pass with all 3 of the stars of the last game showing you around 6 hours before game time. Our wonderful GM will take over said tour to show you around front office. Give you the inside look on team events. You then are shown to your VIP Box upstairs with free food. With meeting our Broadcast team. After the game you get to go into the VIP space which is locker room and interviewing room after the game.
#11 - Shylo Moxii - C SHL Team: Montreal Patriotes
SMJHL Team: Quebec City Citadelles Height: 6"3
Weight: 200 Ibs
Hometown: Toronto, Canada
SMJHL Undrafted Prospect
S64 13th Overall Pick to Montreal
Traded to Quebec City
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Awards
S64 WJC Gold
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S63 Great Falls Grizzlies Signed 1 Year $7,000,000 ($2 Mil Signing Bonus)
S64 Montreal Patriotes Signed 1 Year $3,000,000
S65 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $9,000,000 Extension
S68 Montreal Patriotes Signed 3 Year $14,000,000 Extension
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Minor League Stats
S63 | 34 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 29 SOG | 2 PIMs | 6 Hits | 11 Blk | 10 GA | 6 TA
S64 | 66 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 47 P | 142 SOG | 22 PIMs | 90 Hits | 72 Blk | 37 GA | 19 TA
S65 | 66 GP | 37 G | 47 A | 84 P | 271 SOG | 29 PIMs | 123 Hits | 68 Blk | 53 GA | 27 TA
S66 | 66 GP | 48 G | 34 A | 82 P | 245 SOG | 31 PIMs | 68 Hits | 34 Blk | 72 GA | 56 TA
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Minor League Playoff Stats
S63 | 16 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 Pts | 10 SOG | 0 PIMs | 3 Hits | 6 Blks
S65 | 10 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 Pts | 25 SOG | 0 PIMs | 11 Hits | 7 Blks
S66 | 17 GP | 8 G | 5 A | 13 Pts | 40 SOG | 8 PIMs | 34 Hits | 10 Blks
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Minor League Career Stats
232 GP | 101 G | 117 A | 218 P | 687 SOG | 53 PIMs | 287 Hits | 185 Blk
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Minor League Playoff Career
43 GP | 11 G | 16 A | 27 Pts | 75 SOG | 0 PIMs | 48 Hits | 23 Blks
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SHL Career
MTL S67 | 66 GP | 17 G | 32 A | 49 P | +10 | 42 Blks | 49 Hits
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SHL Playoffs Career
MTL S67 | 16 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | -3 | 9 Blks | 15 Hitst
Ruggsy
I would throw wads of cash over the wall to help curb the current inflation problem. At first I was thinking I could throw gas over the glass but I think that would be too dangerous so we will just go with cash.
Some kid is going home with a brand new skate. Each of the three stars will skate out one footed and toss their other skate over the glass to one lucky kid in the audience.
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Videl Valor enjoys interacting with her younger fans. She tosses coupons to local restaurants to her younger fans, and on a lucky night, she might throw you a check!
For new england wolf pack, the players on the team have decided too throw over little stuffed wolf's for the kids and fans alike we will see how it plays out over the course of the season
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Players on the Argonauts this year are going to stick to a team theme. We will be throwing out mini space shuttles into the crowd. Better watch out kids...metal objects are being hucked into the stands!
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Landon Fischermann | RD | Seattle Argonauts | 2,071 TPE (max) | GM SEA Drafted 35th overall by the Vancouver Whalers Drafted 10th overall by the Seattle Argonauts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Honors S61 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion S61 SMJHL All-Star S61 WJC Gold Medal - Team USA S62 SMJHL All-Star S62 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner (Best Defenseman in SMJHL) S62 SMJHL First Team All-Star S62 WJC Gold Medal - Team British Isles S62 WJC Harvey Danger Award Winner (Best Defenseman) S67 SHL Challange Cup Champion S68 SHL Challange Cup Champion S70 IIHF Best Defender -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S60 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/-: +7 S61 VAN | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 38 | P: 50 | +/-: +52 S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 45 | P: 57 | +/-: +40 S63 VAN 'C' | GP: 51 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -40 S63 REG | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: +4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S64 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/-: +5 S65 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 22 | P: 33 | +/-: +31 S66 SEA | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: +24 S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 26 | P: 33 | +/-: +36 S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 24 | P: 40 | +/-: +52 S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 31 | P: 41 | +/-: +38 S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 32 | P: 52 | +/-: +18 S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 39 | P: 52 | +/-: +11 S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: -32 S73 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 30 | P: 38 | +/-: -20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats S60 VAN | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +1 S61 VAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +5 S62 VAN 'C' | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +6 S63 REG | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S64 SEA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 S65 SEA | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +2 S66 SEA | GP: 22 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: +0 S67 SEA 'A' | GP: 23 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: +11 S68 SEA 'A' | GP: 21 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +23 S69 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -6 S70 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 S71 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 S72 SEA (Co-GM) | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- International Play S60 Team USA WJC | GP: 13 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: +8 S61 Team USA WJC | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: +5 S62 Team BI WJC | GP: 15 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | +/-: +14 S63 Team BI WJC | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -6 S64 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +4 S65 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +0 S66 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 S67 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 S68 Team GB IIHF | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +3 S69 Team GB IIHF | GP: 15 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 S70 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 7 | P: 16 | +/-: +1 S71 Team GB IIHF | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -1
S61 Four Star Cup - Game-Winning Goal in the clinching Game 4
The Texas Renegades and High Haschdi decided that at the end of every game, High Haschdi is tossing coupons for FHM over the glass, so the kids can enjoy playing a career as the manager for their favourite team!
I think the natural answer for the Stampede is a giant green stuffed buffalo! I don't know how we haven't decided to do this already honestly, but I'm here for it. If I had to pick an alternative (because in all likelihood this is already a thing for the marketing team) I'd say some totally-not-ripped-off Monkey D. Luffy lookin' figurines in honor of our recently retired captain.
C | Violet Stoica | Regina Elk/Atlanta Inferno | Sweden | 356 TPE ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions Selected 12th Overall in the Season 75 SHL Draft
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