S73 SMJHL mPT #3 - Lights, Camera,

S73 SMJHL mPT #3 - Lights, Camera,

ViN
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#16

10-09-2023, 02:13 PM

This film is going to be a crossover between the movie goon, and the hangover. Jaxson Reaper will be the main character where after a successful mid season in the league, the boys are celebrating the last days of the holiday break, but after a wild night of celebrating their record at the local bar, Squidwardo Tentaclés has gone missing and it takes the rest of the boys to try and find him in time for the next game.

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#17

10-09-2023, 03:44 PM

We'll be doing a simple docu-series on the team and going hunting and drinking beer. There won't be any real message or plot, just nothing but good times.

JoeSteel
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#18

10-09-2023, 04:40 PM

We're definitely creating an action flick with our crew. The best and obvious answer is something akin to space jam where aliens come and play hockey. Obviously don't want to copy it exactly, so maybe just have them come from an ice plant and naturally be more inclined to be comfortable on ice

mcgriddleluver
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#19

10-09-2023, 06:32 PM

The Berserkers movie will be a rom-com featuring the entire current roster and alumni as the cast. The entire franchise will be caught in a messy web of love with every relationship being the enemies to lovers arc

nahbruh123
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#20

10-09-2023, 06:41 PM

The movie would be about the life of the players outside the locker room, and the love interest would be the bromance the boys on Anchorage share.

Jexter
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#21

10-09-2023, 07:50 PM

The Film would be the Grains of a Champion
Genre: Romantic Comedy
It would be about Fred Bread and the Love Interest would be a reporter for the Daily Crumb named Ciara Ciabatta.
Fred Bread looks to break into the SHL with his fellow teammates, but the whole movie is really just an excuse for a litany of Bread/Gluten based puns.

Poiklm
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#22

10-09-2023, 09:30 PM

Plot? The plot?!? We don't need no plot!

This film will be nothing but chaos and Family Guy-esque cutaways. Those cutaways will happen inside of other cutaways. Cutaway-ception.

No one has any clue what the story was about, but critics were curious as to why "what the dog doin'?" was said 257 times in the 93-minute film, when absolute 0 dogs were filmed on set.

Critics have given the movie a 0.4/10, while Reddit gives it a 6.9/10. Nice.

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#23

10-09-2023, 09:45 PM

The Raptors will make some sort of Jurassic Park rip off starring all of us. There will be no love interest as we will just devour everything. The plot will basically be lost on all of us because it will just be a bunch of Raptors causing chaos. Obviously, it'd be some campy B-movie that we can all laugh along to.

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#24

10-10-2023, 03:47 AM

I'm going to make a Scorsese style gangster flick a la Goodfellas or Casino. The main character will be played by myself, Emil Karlsson, and it will chart his rise through the Detroit mafia, before the inevitable fall back to reality at the end of the picture. Will Tomlander and Simo Jääskeläinen will have roles as henchmen and Prince Marius has been cast as the love interest.

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#25

10-10-2023, 04:42 AM

Timber are creating a horror movie. Something kind of like The Ritual. Everyone skulking through the forest and something chasing after them. I'd think that my player Teal'c would be the big bad character. But Jeff Goldblum would be the star of this movie. And why not?

ec06aaj
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#26

10-10-2023, 06:18 AM

Fly
****
(93 minutes, directed by Roland Quiviger)

Was the world of cinema crying out for an arthouse documentary, shot almost entirely in black-and-white, set inside the locker room of a junior-league hockey team? Probably not, although it's impossible to tell what the jury at Telluride will go mad for in any given year. Regardless, neophyte director Roland Quiviger has provided us just that and given us a look behind the scenes of a struggling hockey team as they tried and failed to claw their way back to relevance. The Detroit Falcons were badly outmatched through season 73 of the SMJHL and the atmosphere in the locker room reflected it, Quiviger adding a level of claustrophobic discomfort with his camera placement and willingness to breach the social norms, giving the whole thing an air of cinema verite. Interestingly, much of the production was done by the team, leading to captivating moments like all-star goaltender Wayne Holloway coming close to blows and tears when defenseman Zeddie Zilliams pushed him too far after a game that Holloway felt Zilliams and his fellow blueliners did nothing to help him win. The biggest ding was the choice of ending - showing the newest crop of rookies joining the Falcons in the locker room for the first time felt appallingly cliched, shoehorning the "onwards and upwards" ethos in at the last second - but 6 minutes at the end of an otherwise fine piece of work shouldn't dissuade you.

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#27

10-10-2023, 01:22 PM

Cal Juice will be the main character of this movie, there will be no love interest. The plot will be a simple story about someone driving home from work but having their car break down. Juice will encounter various people during his time trying to get his car fixed and make his way home. Just a slice of life story.

Esso2264
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#28

10-10-2023, 08:53 PM

in Colorado, we do stuff wildly so the main character would totally be Nick Kodiak with a love story about a new construction company selling cones, Oranj Konhe being the head of the company

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#29

10-10-2023, 09:03 PM

I'd definitely agree with ViN's idea about the malamutes, a hangover/goon inspired film with Squidwardo going missing, with Langston Hardison-Laurent, Jaxson Reaper, Fred Bread and Tony Blundetto going on a mission to find him before the game, just to find out he was passed out and locked in the locker room shower before the game began. Ultimately bringing the line together and where they win the game immediately after.

hockeyiscool
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#30

10-11-2023, 12:22 AM

We are clearly going to create the most original movie that has never been seen before. We will first have a reckless young lawyer get arrested for drunk driving, that guy will then coach a kids hockey team for community service.

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