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S73 SMJHL mPT #3 - Lights, Camera,
#1
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After seeing your last game, a local film director decided to make your team the cast for his next film. He decides to leave the production legwork up to you, letting you call the shots around the set. What kind of movie are you going to make with your teammates? Who will be the main character? The love interest? What will the plot look like?
25 words minimum!
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
Only S73 SMJHL Rookies (S74 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT.
Deadline: Sunday, October 15th @ 11:59pm PST

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#2

Plot? The plot?!? We don't need no plot!

This film will be nothing but chaos and Family Guy-esque cutaways. Those cutaways will happen inside of other cutaways. Cutaway-ception.

No one has any clue what the story was about, but critics were curious as to why "what the dog doin'?" was said 257 times in the 93-minute film, when absolute 0 dogs were filmed on set.

Critics have given the movie a 0.4/10, while Reddit gives it a 6.9/10. Nice.
#3

Obviously piggybacking off of the success of the thriller "Cocaine Bear", the grizzlies would expand upon it with a horror movie about a den of bears that break into the arena and begin terrorizing the team, leaving them locked into their locker-room.  Its a highly tense production where the only way out is to fight...on a team without major enforcers.  Who will come out on top once they hit the ice?  The players, or the bears?
#4
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As soon as the buzzer sounded marking the conclusion of the Detroit Falcons' 5-2 win over Nevada, local film director knew he had to affiliate with the scrappy bunch for his next big film. Though he sensed the potential in the building, he didn't want to invest too much of his own time into the project which is where i come in.

Our science fiction coming of age film's plot centers around a future version of Detroit. First contact with the aliens has been made, and despite their incredible intelligence, they have very little in the way of automated technology. As a peaceful species, the new arrivals explain that their planet has died, and they are the 18th generation of their kind who have listlessly floated through space until happening on our planet. The One World government has decided that the aliens will be allowed to remain on Earth and fully integrate with society.

We zoom in on a college classroom full of Falcons players. The professor, played by a bearded Trevor Lahey, is explaining the basics of micro computing. His star pupil, and our main character, is called Potter, and he is played by Kenny Omega. Potter has a crush on his classmate, played by Luma Lee, and soon he finds out that a friend of his, an alien named Phibs played by a makeup laden Mike Badcock, shares a similar sentiment.

Both rushing the same fraternity, Potter and Phibs had developed a healthy friendship and working relationship, using each others strengths to propel themselves through the first year at the prestigious new Detroit Military Science University. Friendship quickly turns to animosity, as their feelings about Ula (Lee) come to light. From this moment, Potter allies with senior members of the fraternity to introduce continually more discriminatory hazing events that begin to torture Phibs both mentally and physically. Quickly, a sentiment of anti-alienism gathers momentum throughout the fraternity, and then the school and surrounding community, exposing prejudices that has been rippling just under the surface all along. Phibs and those like him, consider leaving the school and perhaps integrated society, which would mean returning to one of several reservations.

The victor, Potter, is on a date with Ula. On their way home, their self driving car plunges into the water. Powerless to escape, they are both rescued by a passing Phibs. Potter, realizing that true friendship is not easily extinguished and now indebted to his former friend, realizes the folly of his ways and allies with Phibs in an attempt to undo all of the damage and specie-al animosity that has been growing in the region. Through organizing special events across city, Potter and Phibs coordinate fully integrated social activities to bring people together. At one event, Ula is accidentally killed by a mob of protesting humans, further strengthening the bond between Potter and Phibs and exposing the barbaric nature of humankind.

Potter and Phibs work together to bring those who caused the loss of Ula to justice, and on their journey further unite the campus and the city. Our film closes with Phibs, the first alien fraternity president, and Potter sharing drinks across a candlelit table, reflecting on how far they've come. Potter stares broodingly across the table, and Phibs' eye tendrils turn from blue to purple. Is that love? Will there be a sequel?

The answer is maybe, depending on the commercial success of this first film. Buy your ticket today.

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#5

For obvious reasons, this film would be about the star-crossed love of Crazy Tomato and the woman inside our teams Mascot costume, Beatrice. To keep things entertaining, Beatrice can't leave the costume until CT wins the four star cup MVP - a romance for the ages!

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#6

Movie name: Jurassic Ice
Genre: Horror
Starring: Colorado Raptors

The team’s private jet crashes on a mysterious unmapped island only to find they are not alone. Hidden amongst the dense vegetation lies a secret biting to get out. Will the team have to shootout their way, or will they be put in the box… six feet deep.
#7

The QCC movie would be a comedy version of Lord of the Rings. Net Man would be the star flanked by the wily vets of Hunziker, Murphy, JagrBomb  and Mall. The would be trying to help Net Man find the ever elusive 4 star Cup. The rest of the cast would be the comedic support provided by all of Quebecs rookies causing chaos and hijinks. Celeste and Sonja would be the Legolas/Gimli duo that competes/ shit talks eachother but are secretly bestfriends.
#8

The director saw me and asked me to play the lead role in new CBC show, where I’ll be playing part time hockey superstar/part time private detective Drake Enfield. Ladies man, who spends every episode scoring goals and getting the girl. And solving the murder of the week in the meantime.
#9
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We are going the full blown commerical route. Cut to the ice, camera on a stick swivel so it gives you the puck eye kind of look. The puck gets passed over and over on a breakaway towards the net. Chase scene follows, with the puck being absolutely blasted towards the net. Out of no where a big time glove flies up and snags it out the air. Cut to our goalie, Ally Mathieson, pulling his mask off, grabbing his sports drink off the back of the net, taking a big sip and saying "Pepsi, for those who think young"


Money in the bank!

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#10

we are gonna do a bit of drama and action with a plot being like a stereotypical action movie plot and i ofc will be the main characther


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#11
(This post was last modified: 10-09-2023, 11:35 AM by Arcalegion.)

For the Maine Timber it would definitely have to be a horror movie. The other SMJHL teams go on holliday and suddenly find themselves lost in the woods. Lost in OUR woods!

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#12

A paranormal mystery thriller, similar to the X-Files.  All movie long, it's a suspenseful whodunnit, with every member of the Carolina Kraken trying to figure out why their locker room is haunted.  We're looking for clues, interrogating the staff, even beginning to distrust our teammates.  Eventually we discover that it's all been a set up from the coaching staff, in some weird team-building exercise.  We laugh, they laugh, our goalie gets possessed through unrelated circumstances, end of movie.
#13

In a crossover never seen before, starring Colorado Raptors favorites such as Jussi Mutou, Oranje Kohne, and Napoleon Dinklage, combining Score! A Hockey Musical with Jurassic Park, watch as the songs you love are mixed in with the terror that comes from getting eaten alive by dinosaurs.

Jussi Mutou, lead Raptor in the Raptor 4, legendary a cappella group. Oranje Kohne, a traffic cone. Napoleon Dinklage, himself. Will one man’s quest to become the best hockey player out there outweigh a simple Dinosaur’s quest to show the world what Disney on Ice should really be like? Find out this summer at your local theater.
#14

That easy - modern Hollywood writes the stories for us now a days.

I will have a girl boss who don't need no man who is also amazing at kung fu and can beat up guys 3x her size while not falling in love - at least not with the normal idea of love - we are here to subvert expectations. This is a movie about taking it to the corporate man and re writting a classic we all know and love.

The Princess Bride - but renamed - The Prince Groom.

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#15

My movie would definitely be one of those lovable pet movies where they turn into the star. Since I'm already giant and covered in fur it's a natural progression to be just like the next air bud or whatever animal plays a sport next. Except I'm going to do it against the best of the best and not middle schoolers.

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