01-30-2019, 08:23 PM Blastmeaway Wrote: 01-30-2019, 08:23 PM Blastmeaway Wrote: Hell yea brother, Cheers from Edmonton St. Louis!
I’m too stupid to edit my own post, quotes the first one then reported myself instead of trying to delete.
Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
DeMaricus Smyth || C || Hall of Fame ||New Orleans Specters/Czechia|| 1854 Peak
Name: DeMaricus Smyth
Hometown: Blansko, Czech Republic
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 197
Number: 42
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Regular Season Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.67% | MP: 536
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 24 | P: 43 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 22 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1050
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: +14 | PIM: 17 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1067
SHL S41 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 7.50% | MP: 957
SHL S42 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 18 | P: 37 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 13.57% | MP: 1023
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 22 | P: 41 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 12.67% | MP: 1014
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P: 28 | +/-: +16 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 12.30% | MP: 966
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 34 | SHT%: 8.80% | MP: 710
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 28 | P: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 9.36 | MP: 1024
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 28 | A: 34 | P: 62 | +/-: +27 | PIM: 38 | SHT%: 12.84% | MP: 1146
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P: 46 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 83 | SHT%: 11.56% | MP: 1189
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 35 | P: 54 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 58 | SHT%: 9.13% | MP:
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 19 | P: 41 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 37 | SHT%: 12.22% | MP:
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 27 | SHT%: 11.23% | MP:
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 16| P: 35 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 9.84% | MP: 1093
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: | +/-: +1 | PIM: 45 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 1179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: | +/-: +20 | PIM: 14 | SHT%: 6.4% | MP: 1047
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | SHT%: 7.8% | MP: 984
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | P: | +/-: +9 | PIM: 138 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 842
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: | +/-: -4 | PIM: 113| SHT%: 2.3%| MP: 821
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: | +/-: -13 | PIM: 148 | SHT%: 3.9% | MP: 983
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 13 | P: 17 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 73 | SHT%: 5.6% | MP: 980
SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 150 | G: 47 | A: 61 | P: 108 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 13.58% | MP: 2653
SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 1148 | G: 202 | A: 289 | P: 491 | +/-: +115 | PIM: 882 | SHT%: 11.13% | MP: 12,742
SHL Total | SEA | GP: 150 | G: 50 | A: 58 | P: 108 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 48 | SHT%: 11.11% | MP: 2,988
SHL Total | EDM | GP: 100 | G: 26 | A: 33 | P: 59 | +/-: +28 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 10.53% | MP: 1,676
SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 650 | G: 112 | A: 156 | P: 268 | +/-: +93 | PIM: 300 | SHT%: 11.39% | MP: 4,452
SHL Total | ATL | GP: 248 | G: 14 | A: 42 | P: 56 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 472 | SHT%: 4.53% | MP: 3,626
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Playoff Stats:
SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 136
SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 265
SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 137
SHL S41 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S42 | SEA | Did not make it
SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 206
SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 2 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 13.95 | MP: 242
SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 11 | A: 6 | P: 17 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 16.42 | MP: 436
SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.14% | MP: 167
SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 7.41% | MP: 335
SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 4.17% | MP: 254
SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 6.90% | MP 226
SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 114
SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 7 | A: 3 | P: 10 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 7 | SHT%: 12.73% | MP: 331
SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 179
SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 4.5% | MP: 387
SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.4% | MP: 384
SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 190
SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 107
SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 162
SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 66
SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 28 | G: 3 | A: 10 | P: 13 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 5.17% | MP: 538
SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 194 | G: 47 | A: 53 | P: 100 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 123 | SHT%: % | MP: 3,921
SHL Total | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135
SHL Total | EDM | GP: 29 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: +5 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 14.93% | MP: 448
SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 123 | G: 32 | A: 48 | P: 80 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 69 | SHT%: | MP: 2813
SHL Total | ATL | GP: 36 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: | MP: 525
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International Play: Round Robin
IIHF S38 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 33
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 4 | SHT% 18.18% | MP: 89
IIHF S39 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 111
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.00% | MP: 45
IIHF S40 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 178
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 20:00% | MP: 123
IIHF S41 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 188
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.71% | MP: 216
IIHF S43 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 215
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 8.33% | MP: 214
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 9.68% | MP: 226
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 19.51% | MP: 287
IIHF S47 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.12% | MP: 289
IIHF S48 | CZE | GP: 12 | G:
IIHF S49 | CZE | GP:
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 104 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 10 | SHT%: 9.24% | MP: 1957
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 14 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 8 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 257
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International Play: Medal
IIHF S38 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 45
IIHF S39 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0 | MP: 16
IIHF S40 | CZE | Did Not Advance
WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 3 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 33.33% | MP: 62
IIHF S41 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 25.00% | MP: 22
IIHF S43 | CZE | Did Not Advance
IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 67
IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 21
IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 22
IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 5.56% | MP: 132
WJC Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 15.38% | MP: 123
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Transactions:
- S38 SMJHL Draft 24 OA
- Signed a One-year $3 Million contract with the Scarecrows
- S39 SHL Draft 16OA by the Seattle Riot
- S39 Signed a Two-season $4 Million contract, with a team option, with the Seattle Riot
- Named S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Assistant Captain
- S41 Signed a Three-season $17 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S41 SHL Rookie Season with Seattle Riot
- S44 Signed Two-Season $11 million contract with Seattle Riot
- S43-44 Offseason Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
- S46 Signed Six-Season $30 Million Contract with the New Orleans Specters
- S56 Expansion Draft 15th Overall to the Atlanta Inferno
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Awards:
- S39 Laurifer Trophy: St. Louis Scarecrows || 34-14-2
- S39 Four Star Cup Championship: St. Louis Scarecrows || 8-5
- S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award
- S39 Oriens Trophy
- S39 Brodie Witzel Trophy Nominee
- S40 Raymond Lindsay Trophy
- S40 Jared Hanson Trophy
- S40 Roberto Martucci Trophy
- S40 Ideen Fallah Trophy
- S40 Zach Miller Trophy Nominee
- S40 WJC Gold
- S41 SHL All Rookie Team
- S44 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 35-11-4
- S45 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 41-6-3
- S45 Challenge Cup Champions: Edmonton Blizzard || 12-6
- S47 First Team All-Star
- S47 Ron Mexico Trophy
- S47 Sarmad Khan Throphy
- S47 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy
- S47 Jay McDonald Trophy
- S49 SHL First Team All-Star
- S49 Ron Mexico Nomination
- S49 Damian Littleton Trophy
- S49 IIHF Bronze Medal
- S51 SHL Third Team All-Star
- S53 IIHF Silver Medal
- S54 Challenge Cup Champions: New Orleans Specters
- S54 IIHF Bronze Medal
- S58 Turd Ferguson Trophy
- S59 IIHF Silver Medal
- S61 Hall of Fame
DeMaricus Smyth || IIHF GM || Czechia || S38 -
IIHF Overall Record: 98-97-23
- S38 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S39 Round Robin: 4-6-0
- S40 Round Robin: 2-3-5
- S41 Round Robin: 2-7-1
- S42 Quarterfinals: 4-5-2
- S43 Round Robin: 3-7-0
- S44 4th Place: 7-6-0
- S45 Quarterfinals: 6-5-0
- S46 Quarterfinal: 7-6-0
- S47 Round Robin: 3-7-2
- S48 Round Robin:2-8-2
- S49 Bronze Medal: 9-5-1
- S50 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1
- S51 4th Place: 9-3-2
- S52 Group Stage: 3-6-3
- S53 Silver Medal: 9-4-2
- S54 Bronze Medal: 10-3-1
- S55 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1
WJC Overall Record: 22-13-2
- S38 | EUC | Semifinals: 4-3-0
- S39 | EUC | Semifinals: 3-1
- S40 | EUE | Gold Medal: 6-3-0
- S49 | UCORCAL | 4th Place: 9-6-0
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09-05-2018, 10:04 PM Beaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league. 12-19-2018, 12:31 AM Beaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.
goodbye detroit
Thanks to @
karey and @
JSS for the sigs!
Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton
Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda
Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
Avakael Registered
Miracles and Nightmares
01-30-2019, 07:55 PM sharksisback Wrote: It’s been a while since I’ve taken some sweet time out of my day to talk to my friends over in Detroit. Ah yes, the Falcons. A team I once admired. What happened to you, Detroit? There was so much promise back in the day. You had so many chances to get better and bring in hungry talent. Instead, you bring in a Smeb. I get it, I really do. You’re scared of personality. You’re scared of something different. It’s almost as if fate has brought us here to meet in the 2nd round.
Let’s get something real fuckin straight right now. I don’t like you Detroit. I see zero redeemable qualities about you. So you’re number 1 seed. Congratulations you can hang that banner right next to your participation trophies. You haven’t played us in a long time. Last time you played us was in the midst of our growing pains. We didn’t have an Ethan Ross, or Gaspard Boone or Thomas Bathory. Those are the definition of game changers. Oh and by the way, we beat you once without them, and we’ll beat you four times with them.
I can talk as much shit about you as possible, and trust me I will, but I think I’ll let my teammates do some of the talking for once. This isn’t a rogue, loose cannon “oh haha Troy’s being drunk Troy again” type of thing. This is pure, unadulterated hate.
First up is my boy Perry Morgan who I have ZERO ISSUES WITH.
"I heard someone in upper management shit talk them and figured I'd join on the hate train. Also certain players have been absolute twats on social media"
I have no idea what he may be referring to. Hmm. Interesting.
Next up is my boy Andrej Doskocil who I still need to take on a drinking trip.
“Hippo, nice of you to bring your own lube, at least I don't have to pay for it myself"
Personally, when I think of this series, I didn’t think of bringing lube because I wanted it to be painful for Detroit. Then again I’m a wee bit fooked in the head.
And the face of our franchise Jimmy Slothface weighed in too.
“The only thing more broke than the city of Detroit is the Falcons' roster”
Can confirm, the Falcons’ roster makes Sears look like a thriving business.
Listen, I think you get the picture. The fact that we’re gonna share the ice with you makes me sad. An entire city of suffering, hard working people now have hope in you. And what do you do when you have hope in Detroit? You fail. It’s a fact of life. I used to think, “man Detroit could use something like the Deplorables again”. And then you all came along and I remember why everyone hated me for rooting for the Falcons. I get it now. I was the asshole all along.
I mean this from the bottom of my heart, we are going to demoralize you from the beginning. And you’ll deserve every bit of it. To quote the master poets Taking Back Sunday, “I just wanna break you down so badly, in the worst way”. The best part will be how you can explain to the SHL GMs why you lost to a lowly 9 seed. The only answer you can have is “that’s the best damn 9 seed you’ll ever see” because that’s what we fuckin are. Be blessed to share the ice with us. Feel an amount of pride in facing us that matches the amount of disgust I feel in playing you. It’s okay if you can’t find an explanation for losing to us, I’m sure there’s one GM that will still take you.
Kit Smeb, I said it earlier and I’ll say it again. Out of the family of feral creatures that infested this league, you are the one I despise most. Detroit picked you so far ahead and yet, I’m not impressed with your performance. I’m sure you’ll come back with a quip about my lack of regular season production, but let’s remember that I’ve got 2 game winners in the first round alone. When the deck is stacked against us, we thrive. You haven’t been tested and I have a feeling you’ll falter just like Anaheim. Kit you’re going to go crying back to Mama Smeb and tell her what all those big bad Raiders did to make you sob like a child who lost their favorite toy.
And Hippo, you’re gonna need more than lube to keep this from being painful. The salt mines in Detroit seem to be the best business running there. You would think a first place team wouldn’t have much to complain about, yet I keep hearing these rumbling stories about you all. It all catches up with you eventually. It’ll be a pleasure to knock you out of the playoffs, pull out the upset of the ages, and watch the salt explode from Detroit as if Krakatoa was erupting again.
At least I felt respect for Anaheim when we beat them. I can’t say the same here.
Troy Reynolds
Raiders Right Winger
There’s No Joke Here
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) |
| Movement and Contracts |
| S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA
D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R]
Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52
Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37
Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46
1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class
| SHL Career |
SHL Regular Seasons
| S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) |
| S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) |
| S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) |
| S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) |
| S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) |
| S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) |
| S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) |
| S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) |
| S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) |
| S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) |
| S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) |
| S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) |
| S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) |
| S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) |
| S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) |
| S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) |
| S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) |
| S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) |
| S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) |
| S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) |
| S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) |
SHL Playoffs
| S32 | (DNQ) |
| S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) |
| S34 | (DNQ) |
| S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) |
| S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) |
| S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) |
| S38 | (DNQ) |
| S39 | (DNQ) |
| S40 | (DNQ) |
| S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) |
| S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) |
| S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) |
| S44 | (DNQ) |
| S45 | (DNQ) |
| S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) |
| S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) |
| S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) |
| S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) |
| S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) |
| S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) |
| S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) |
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) |
| S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) |
SMJHL Playoffs
| S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) |
| S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) |
| Awards |
Awards Won
| S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman
| S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team
| S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede)
Awards Nominated
| S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP)
| S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| Movement and Contracts |
| S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA
| S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA
| S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals
| S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans
| S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede
| S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede
| S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus,
| S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede
| S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede
| S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede
| S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede
| S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede
HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
SlashACM Registered
Certified Swiss Cheese
01-30-2019, 08:27 PM cpetrella Wrote: goodbye detroit
can we all take a moment to admire this beautiful sig
Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV
Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it
Avakael Registered
Miracles and Nightmares
01-30-2019, 08:29 PM SlashACM Wrote: 01-30-2019, 08:27 PM cpetrella Wrote: goodbye detroit
can we all take a moment to admire this beautiful sig
Crap, I'll have to get in touch with @
DrunkenTeddy to organize flip sigs for Tampa/NOLA/Chicago/Anaheim/Lethbridge.
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) |
| Movement and Contracts |
| S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA
D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R]
Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52
Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37
Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46
1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class
| SHL Career |
SHL Regular Seasons
| S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) |
| S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) |
| S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) |
| S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) |
| S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) |
| S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) |
| S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) |
| S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) |
| S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) |
| S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) |
| S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) |
| S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) |
| S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) |
| S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) |
| S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) |
| S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) |
| S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) |
| S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) |
| S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) |
| S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) |
| S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) |
SHL Playoffs
| S32 | (DNQ) |
| S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) |
| S34 | (DNQ) |
| S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) |
| S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) |
| S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) |
| S38 | (DNQ) |
| S39 | (DNQ) |
| S40 | (DNQ) |
| S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) |
| S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) |
| S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) |
| S44 | (DNQ) |
| S45 | (DNQ) |
| S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) |
| S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) |
| S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) |
| S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) |
| S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) |
| S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) |
| S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) |
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) |
| S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) |
SMJHL Playoffs
| S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) |
| S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) |
| Awards |
Awards Won
| S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman
| S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team
| S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede)
Awards Nominated
| S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP)
| S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| Movement and Contracts |
| S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA
| S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA
| S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals
| S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans
| S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede
| S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede
| S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus,
| S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede
| S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede
| S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede
| S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede
| S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede
HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
Avakael Registered
Miracles and Nightmares
@
sharksisback I actually hope you're doing this ironically, because the last time someone shit talked us this hard unironically, we reverse swept his team and he threw a tantrum over STHS in general and quit the site.
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) |
| Movement and Contracts |
| S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA
D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R]
Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52
Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37
Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46
1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class
| SHL Career |
SHL Regular Seasons
| S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) |
| S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) |
| S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) |
| S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) |
| S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) |
| S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) |
| S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) |
| S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) |
| S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) |
| S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) |
| S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) |
| S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) |
| S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) |
| S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) |
| S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) |
| S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) |
| S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) |
| S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) |
| S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) |
| S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) |
| S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) |
SHL Playoffs
| S32 | (DNQ) |
| S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) |
| S34 | (DNQ) |
| S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) |
| S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) |
| S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) |
| S38 | (DNQ) |
| S39 | (DNQ) |
| S40 | (DNQ) |
| S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) |
| S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) |
| S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) |
| S44 | (DNQ) |
| S45 | (DNQ) |
| S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) |
| S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) |
| S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) |
| S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) |
| S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) |
| S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) |
| S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) |
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) |
| S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) |
SMJHL Playoffs
| S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) |
| S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) |
| Awards |
Awards Won
| S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman
| S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team
| S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede)
Awards Nominated
| S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP)
| S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| Movement and Contracts |
| S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA
| S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA
| S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals
| S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans
| S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede
| S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede
| S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus,
| S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede
| S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede
| S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede
| S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede
| S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede
HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
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Maverick Reynolds
01-30-2019, 08:37 PM Avakael Wrote: @sharksisback I actually hope you're doing this ironically, because the last time someone shit talked us this hard unironically, we reverse swept his team and he threw a tantrum over STHS in general and quit the site.
I have never been more serious in my life.
How dare you assume I understand the concept of irony?! For shame sir!
Big Walter Ulrich
S69 Prospect
01-30-2019, 08:37 PM Avakael Wrote: @sharksisback I actually hope you're doing this ironically, because the last time someone shit talked us this hard unironically, we reverse swept his team and he threw a tantrum over STHS in general and quit the site.
/r/iamverybadass
#62 Ed Balls - Left Wing - St. Louis Scarecrows
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S64 SMJHL Entry Draft: 2nd Round 15OA to the St. Louis Scarecrows
#43 Perry Morgan - Defence - Retired
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S45 SMJHL Entry Draft: 2nd Round 17OA to the Halifax Raiders
S46 SHL Entry Draft: 1st Round 7OA to the New England Wolfpack
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Juniors: S45-S46: 124GP / 15G / 35A / 50P / -9 / 153H / 119 SB
Career Regular Season: 764GP / 80G / 257A / 337P / +15 / 1682H / 914SB
Career Playoffs: 47GP / 3G / 18A / 21P / -3 / 111H / 59SB
Ed Balls - Management - Retired
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Halifax Raiders Co-GM S46-S48
Halifax Raiders Head GM S48-S51
British Isles WJC GM S45-S46
Great Britain Federation Head S48-S51
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S49 IIHF Silver Medal
GCool Registered
RIP Lefty
01-30-2019, 08:37 PM Avakael Wrote: @sharksisback I actually hope you're doing this ironically, because the last time someone shit talked us this hard unironically, we reverse swept his team and he threw a tantrum over STHS in general and quit the site.
Wow, what's the
one thing worse than just accepting someone's trash talk?
>
Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43
Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55
Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora
01-30-2019, 08:41 PM GCool Wrote: 01-30-2019, 08:37 PM Avakael Wrote: @sharksisback I actually hope you're doing this ironically, because the last time someone shit talked us this hard unironically, we reverse swept his team and he threw a tantrum over STHS in general and quit the site.
Wow, what's the one thing worse than just accepting someone's trash talk?There is nothing worse than rolling over and showing your soft underbelly to the enemy
KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | DETROIT FALCONS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
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kit Registered
S28 Challenge Cup Champion and Shatman
wtf whos been a twat we're all delightful me especially
39alaska39 IIHF Federation Head
Not a Commissioner. Shh!
Detroit in 3
Alex Winters||RW||Manhattan Rage||Czechoslovakia #90||COL and STL Alumnus||1755 TPE Peak
Age: 67
Birthplace: Pardubice, Czech Republic
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S42 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 9 | PTS: 21 | +/-: +2 | PIMS: 8 | Hits: 19 | SOG: 71
S43 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 27 | PTS: 47 | +/-: -6 | PIMS: 18 | Hits: 60 | SOG: 151
S44 | COL/STL | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 24 | PTS: 35 | +/-: +2 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 66 | SOG: 125
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S42 | COL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 5 | Hits: 1 | SOG: 12
S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | PTS: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 9 | SOG: 10
S44 | STL | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 9 | PTS: 11 | +/-: +6 | PIMS: 4 | Hits: 12 | SOG: 31
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S45 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 24 | PTS: 42 | +/-: +8 | PIMS: 11 | Hits: 28 | SOG: 125
S46 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 21 | PTS: 40 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 20 | Hits: 63 | SOG: 119
S47 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 16 | PTS: 27 | +/-: -23 | PIMS: 39 | Hits: 64 | SOG: 131
S48 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 21 | PTS: 41 | +/-: -14 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 42 | SOG: 151
S49 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 28 | PTS: 50 | +/-: +12 | PIMS: 32 | Hits: 84 | SOG: 177
S50 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 26 | PTS: 39 | +/-: +15 | PIMS: 15 | Hits: 29 | SOG: 191
S51 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 29 | PTS: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIMS: 4 | Hits: 47 | SOG: 214
S52 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 35 | PTS: 54 | +/-: +15 | PIMS: 12 | Hits: 35 | SOG: 174
S53 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 14 | A: 24 | PTS: 38 | +/-: +12 | PIMS: 10 | Hits: 31 | SOG: 153
S54 | MAN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 13 | PTS: 31 | +/-: +9 | PIMS: 20 | Hits: 44 | SOG: 123
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SHL Playoff Stats
S45 | MAN | DNQ
S46 | MAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/-: -12 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 13 | SOG: 32
S47 | MAN | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 3 | PTS: 5 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 4 | SOG: 17
S48 | MAN | DNQ
S49 | MAN | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 3 | PTS: 7 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 8 | SOG: 37
S50 | MAN | GP: 6 | G: 7 | A: 4 | PTS: 11 | +/-: +7 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 10 | SOG: 31
S51 | MAN | GP: 12 | G: 6 | A: 9 | PTS: 15 | +/-: +1| PIMS: 2 | Hits: 5 | SOG: 49
S52 | MAN | GP: 19 | G: 8 | A: 11 | PTS: 19 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 6 | SOG: 79
S53 | MAN | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 6 | SOG: 16
S54 | MAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 2 | Hits: 1 | SOG: 9
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Transactions and History
S42: Selected 4th Round, 30th Overall by the Colorado Raptors
S42: Signed $3M Entry Level Contract with Colorado
S42: Scored first SMJHL Goal at 19:26 of the 2nd Period against Kelowna (5-4 L)
S43: Selected 1st Round, 11th Overall by the Manhattan Rage
S43: Finalist for the Ideen Fallah Trophy for League MVP
S44: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows
S44: Won Four Star Cup with STL
S44: Finalist for the Zach Miller Trophy for Most Dedicated Player
S44: Named Captain of Czech WJC Team
S44: WJC Gold Medal Czechoslovakia
S45: Scored first SHL Goal at 5:19 of the 1st Period against Minnesota (4-3 L)
S45: Scored first career hat trick in Game #155 against Hamilton (4-3 W)
S45: All-Rookie Team (unanimous selection)
S45: Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner for Rookie of the Year
S49: Named Captain of Czech World Championship Team
S49: Bronze Medal, World Championship
S50: Became Second player in SHL History to Score Two Hat Tricks in a Single Playoff Series
S50: Named Captain of Czech World Championship Team
S51: Named Captain of Czech World Championship Team
S51 Shits and Gibbles League Champion
S52: Won Challenge Cup with MAN
S52: Finalist for the Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S52: First Team All-Star
S52: Named Captain of Czech World Championship Team
S53: Named Captain of the Czech World Championship Team
S53: Silver Medal, World Championships
S54: Named Captain of the Czech World Championship Team
S54: Bronze Medal, World Championships
Matej Winters||D||Baltimore Platoon||Czech Republic #53||826 TPE Peak
Birthplace: Hradec Králové, Czech Republic
Age: 42
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 208lbs
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S58 | ANA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | PTS: 10 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 25 | Hits: 23 | SOG: 55
S59 | ANA | GP: 49 | G: 3 | A: 12 | PTS: 15 | +/-: +2 | PIMS: 8 | Hits: 28 | SOG: 51
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S58 | ANA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | PTS: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 2 | SOG: 8
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S62 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 14 | PTS: 20 | +/-: +4 | PIMS: 4 | Hits: 29 | SOG: 63
S63 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 5 | PTS: 9 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 12 | Hits: 21 | SOG: 62
S64 | NEW | GP: 63 | G: 2 | A: 15 | PTS: 17 | +/-: -50 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 26 | SOG: 63
S65 | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 9 | PTS: 13 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 16 | Hits: 24 | SOG: 80
S66 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 25 | PTS: 28 | +/-: -31 | PIMS: 34 | Hits: 71 | SOG: 100
S67 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 24 | PTS: 36 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 40 | Hits: 98 | SOG: 147
S68 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 21 | PTS: 28 | +/-: -35 | PIMS: 42 | Hits: 88 | SOG: 130
S69 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 9 | PTS: 13 | +/-: -48 | PIMS: 24 | Hits: 59 | SOG: 78
Transactions and History
S58: Signed UDFA Contract with Anaheim Outlaws
S58: Selected 1st Round, 11th Overall by the New England Wolfpack
Dominik Winters||C||San Francisco Pride||Czechia #17||1253 TPE||
Age: 19
Birthplace: Pardubice, Czechia
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 205
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S70 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 33 | PTS: 44 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 40 | Hits: 76 | SOG: 108
S71 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 37 | PTS: 57 | +/-: -6 | PIMS: 38 | Hits: 89 | SOG: 163
S72 | STL | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 50 | PTS: 91 | +/-: +13 | PIMS: 44 | Hits: 100 | SOG: 275
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S70: Did Not Qualify
S71 | STL | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | PTS: 4 | +/-: +3 | PIMS: 0 | Hits: 21 | SOG: 21
S72 | STL | GP: 20 | G: 6 | A: 13 | PTS: 19 | +/-: -6 | PIMS: 13 | Hits: 27 | SOG: 55
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S74 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 32 | PTS: 59 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 33 | Hits: 66 | SOG: 214
SHL Playoff Stats
S74 | SFP | GP: 17 | G: 6 | A: 9 | PTS: 15 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 8 | Hits: 10 | SOG: 36
Transactions and History
S70: Selected 1st Round, 3rd Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S70: Named Alternate Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows
S71: Selected 1st Round, 5th Overall by the San Francisco Pride
S72: Won 4-Star Cup over Maine
S72: Selected for S72 All Star Game
Alex Winters (retired)
Matej Winters (retired)
Dominik Winters
S45 J esster Trophy Winner
Challenge C up Winning Goal Club: S52
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Miracles and Nightmares
01-30-2019, 08:41 PM GCool Wrote: 01-30-2019, 08:37 PM Avakael Wrote: @sharksisback I actually hope you're doing this ironically, because the last time someone shit talked us this hard unironically, we reverse swept his team and he threw a tantrum over STHS in general and quit the site. Wow, what's the one thing worse than just accepting someone's trash talk?Being old
D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) |
| Movement and Contracts |
| S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA
D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R]
Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52
Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37
Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46
1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class
| SHL Career |
SHL Regular Seasons
| S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) |
| S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) |
| S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) |
| S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) |
| S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) |
| S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) |
| S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) |
| S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) |
| S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) |
| S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) |
| S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) |
| S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) |
| S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) |
| S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) |
| S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) |
| S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) |
| S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) |
| S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) |
| S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) |
| S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) |
| S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) |
SHL Playoffs
| S32 | (DNQ) |
| S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) |
| S34 | (DNQ) |
| S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) |
| S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) |
| S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) |
| S38 | (DNQ) |
| S39 | (DNQ) |
| S40 | (DNQ) |
| S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) |
| S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) |
| S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) |
| S44 | (DNQ) |
| S45 | (DNQ) |
| S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) |
| S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) |
| S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) |
| S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) |
| S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) |
| S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) |
| S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) |
| SMJHL Career |
SMJHL Regular Seasons
| S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) |
| S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) |
SMJHL Playoffs
| S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) |
| S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) |
| Awards |
Awards Won
| S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman
| S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America)
| S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team
| S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team
| S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede)
Awards Nominated
| S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP)
| S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player)
| S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman)
| Movement and Contracts |
| S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA
| S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA
| S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals
| S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans
| S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede
| S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede
| S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus,
| S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede
| S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede
| S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede
| S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede
| S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede
HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
01-30-2019, 08:49 PM WannabeFinn Wrote: 01-30-2019, 08:41 PM GCool Wrote: Wow, what's the one thing worse than just accepting someone's trash talk? There is nothing worse than rolling over and showing your soft underbelly to the enemy