I am eating tacos
Paul Bondage | RD | Atlanta Inferno | 420 TPE
I hope everyone in the SHL returns their carts at grocery stores to the little cart corral locations and doesn't just leave them in empty parking spaces or on the little islands
Paul Bondage | RD | Atlanta Inferno | 420 TPE
(The speed with which the murder takes place sets the tone for the rest of the action.) The killer moves behind the desk, stepping over a small pool of blood from the Guard.
His name is KYLE, big, with long blond hair like a rock drummer. Karl takes off the silencer and looks at the video monitor of the Emory truck. The first man, Theo, opens his briefcase, takes out a portable CB radio and speaks into it.
THEO We're in.
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Kimar Timonen || #21 || RW || Ottawa Highlanders || 355 TPE
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Regular chirpers shuffle in
Kimar Timonen || #21 || RW || Ottawa Highlanders || 355 TPE
Karter Mendenhall | | G | | Syndicates Alumni | | Malamutes Alumni | | USA | | 1005 TPE Peak
Back on the chirping grind
Harland Sanders | Left Wing | Nevada Battleborn (A) | 404 TPE
Birthplace: Columbus, OH
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 200
S81 SMJHL | Drafted 24th OA - Nevada Battleborn
S82 SHL | Drafted 7th OA - Montreal Patriotes
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S81 NBB | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 24 | P: 50 | +/-: -20
S82 NBB (A) | GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -2[pbl]
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S81 NBB | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 6
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S82: Paul Peterson Rookie of the Year (NBB)
S82: Named Alternate Captain (NBB)
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If anyone asks you to go to a bachelor party when SHL stuff is happening, say no...
Harland Sanders | Left Wing | Nevada Battleborn (A) | 404 TPE
Birthplace: Columbus, OH
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 200
S81 SMJHL | Drafted 24th OA - Nevada Battleborn
S82 SHL | Drafted 7th OA - Montreal Patriotes
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S81 NBB | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 24 | P: 50 | +/-: -20
S82 NBB (A) | GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -2[pbl]
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S81 NBB | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 6
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S82: Paul Peterson Rookie of the Year (NBB)
S82: Named Alternate Captain (NBB)
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I am chirping this week about the systemic need for our community to
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Marcel Beck || #21 || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 716 TPE || 2078 Max TPE
Draft Class: S60
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 21
Nation: Switzerland
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----------SHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S63 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 PTS | -54 | 106 S | 50 PIM | 107 H | 144 SB | 35 TkA | 22:53 TOI
S64 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | 29 PTS | -9 | 170 S | 60 PIM | 100 H | 168 SB | 28 TkA | 22:48 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 38 A | 44 PTS | +15| 204 S | 22 PIM | 127 H | 106 SB | 22 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 29 A | 38 PTS | +1 | 202 S | 46 PIM | 86 H | 91 SB | 65 TkA | 21:58 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 7 G | 30 A | 37 PTS | +43| 155 S | 27 PIM | 68 H | 126 SB | 37 TkA | 21:17 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |13 G |35 A | 48 PTS | +36 | 189 S | 45 PIM | 77 H | 206 SB | 53 TkA | 22:19 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |15 G |40 A | 55 PTS | +44 | 246 S | 49 PIM | 78 H | 136 SB | 79 TkA | 23:17 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 39 A | 45 PTS | +44 | 202 S | 36 PIM | 73 H | 157 SB | 41 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 3 G | 36 A | 39 PTS | +43 | 205 S | 48 PIM | 102 H | 104 SB | 68 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 29 A | 40 PTS | +49 | 161 S | 42 PIM | 73 H | 109 SB | 80 TkA | 22:14 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 30 A | 41 PTS | +72 | 141 S | 54 PIM | 74 H | 141 SB | 41 TkA | 20:39 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 9 G | 21 A | 30 PTS | +10 | 145 S | 22 PIM | 53 H | 138 SB | 41 TkA | 20:14 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 6 G | 21 A | 27 PTS | +37 | 123 S | 30 PIM | 63 H | 88 SB | 50 TkA | 20:32 TOI
S76 | WPG | 66 GP| 5 G | 28 A | 33 PTS | +47 | 114 S | 20 PIM | 49 H | 132 SB | 54 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S77 | WPG | 66 GP| 15 G | 31 A | 46 PTS | -9 | 174 S | 43 PIM | 68 H | 195 SB | 56 TkA | 22:22 TOI
S78 | WPG | 66 GP| 3 G | 18 A | 21 PTS | -1 | 135 S | 34 PIM | 65 H | 185 SB | 44 TkA | 21:25 TOI
S79 | WPG | 66 GP| 6 G | 16 A | 22 PTS | -18 | 115 S | 20 PIM | 79 H | 146 SB | 45 TkA | 21:25 TOI
S80 | WPG |
SHL Career | 1122 GP | 139 G | 486 A | 625 PTS | +350 | 2787 S | 648 PIM | 1342 H | 2372 SB | 839 TkA |
-----Playoffs-----
S63 | WPG -A-| Missed Playoffs
S64 | WPG -A-| 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -2 | 9 S | 0 PIM | 10 H | 8 SB | 0 TkA | 21:37 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 14 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 PTS | +0 | 45 S | 0 PIM | 33 H | 31 SB | 7 TkA | 23:11 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-| 5 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 PTS | +2 | 6 S | 2 PIM | 9 H | 7 SB | 5 TkA | 21:12 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +5 | 25 S | 2 PIM | 8 H | 42 SB | 12 TkA | 20:52 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 10 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 PTS | +7 | 26 S | 2 PIM | 12 H | 31 SB | 6 TkA | 22:36 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 24 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 PTS | +7 | 59 S | 9 PIM | 39 H | 34 SB | 28 TkA | 23:22 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 PTS | +0 | 38 S | 8 PIM | 26 H | 50 SB | 23 TkA | 20:26 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 PTS | +5 | 50 S | 6 PIM | 30 H | 42 SB | 23 TkA | 21:47 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 19 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 PTS | +20 | 48 S | 12 PIM | 20 H | 45 SB | 12 TkA | 22:15 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 17 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 PTS | +1 | 30 S | 8 PIM | 11 H | 49 SB | 16 TkA | 20:46 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 PTS | +5 | 41 S | 4 PIM | 11 H | 43 SB | 23 TkA | 21:09 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-| 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -8 | 8 S | 0 PIM | 6 H | 10 SB | 5 TkA | 21:27 TOI
S76 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +3 | 29 S | 10 PIM | 9 H | 59 SB | 8 TkA | 20:44 TOI
S77 | WPG | 5 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS | -5 | 11 S | 7 PIM | 5 H | 19 SB | 4 TkA | 22:22 TOI
S78 | WPG | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -6 | 2 S | 2 PIM | 5 H | 5 SB | 1 TkA | 22:13 TOI
S79 | WPG | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS | -4 | 5 S | 0 PIM | 2 H | 11 SB | 5 TkA | 22:26 TOI
SHL Career | 208 GP | 34 G | 75 A | 109 PTS | +30 | 432 S | 72 PIM | 236 H | 486 SB | 178 TkA |
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-----Regular Season-----
S58 | STL | 24 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 PTS | -5 | 23 S | 8 PIM | 24 H | 13 SB | 3 TkA | 18:15 TOI
S59 | STL | 66 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 PTS | -31 | 73 S | 12 PIM | 70 H | 31 SB | 30 TkA | 20:49 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 PTS | -7 | 130 S | 16 PIM | 91 H | 83 SB | 40 TkA | 20:18 TOI
S61 | STL -C-| 66 GP | 5 G | 17 A | 22 PTS | -8 | 101 S | 8 PIM | 90 H | 111 SB | 30 TkA | 20:24 TOI
S62 | STL -C-| 66 GP | 11 G | 23 A | 34 PTS | -26 | 122 S | 71 PIM | 131 H | 125 SB | 32 TkA | 21:33 TOI
SMJHL Career | 288 GP | 29 G | 80 A | 109 PTS | -77 | 449 S | 115 PIM | 406 H | 363 SB | 135 TkA |
-----Playoffs-----
S58 | STL | 6 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -1 | 10 S | 2 PIM | 2 H | 9 SB | 1 TkA | 17:13 TOI
S59 | STL | 7 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | +3 | 3 S | 0 PIM | 6 H | 6 SB | 1 TkA | 18:58 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 0 PIM | 22 H | 13 SB | 8 TkA | 20:11 TOI
S61 | STL -C-| 7 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 PTS | -2 | 14 S | 4 PIM | 16 H | 11 SB | 3 TkA | 19:56 TOI
S62 | STL -C-| 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | -4 | 1 S | 0 PIM | 5 H | 3 SB | 3 TkA | 20:41 TOI
SMJHL Career | 35 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 PTS | -2 | 47 S | 6 PIM | 51 H | 42 SB | 16 TkA |
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-----IIHF-----
S62 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 4 PIM | 11 H | 28 SB | 2 TkA | 17:03 TOI
S63 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 7 PIM | 19 H | 19 SB | 4 TkA | 17:00 TOI
S64 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -3 | 9 S | 6 PIM | 15 H | 11 SB | 6 TkA | 18:10 TOI
S65 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | -3 | 22 S | 8 PIM | 25 H | 39 SB | 9 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S66 | SWI | 13 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS | -5 | 18 S | 13 PIM | 9 H | 36 SB | 12 TkA | 22:08 TOI
S67 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -3 | 15 S | 2 PIM | 6 H | 31 SB | 8 TkA | 22:30 TOI
S68 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | -3 | 18 S | 6 PIM | 7 H | 33 SB | 7 TkA | 21:30 TOI
S69 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | +3 | 25 S | 0 PIM | 13 H | 31 SB | 11 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S70 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 PTS | -7 | 22 S | 4 PIM | 10 H | 36 SB | 3 TkA | 23:13 TOI
S71 | SWI | 15 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | +1 | 17 S | 8 PIM | 10 H | 50 SB | 7 TkA | 23:27 TOI
S72 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -6 | 21 S | 5 PIM | 3 H | 42 SB | 4 TkA | 21:14 TOI
S73 | SWI | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -8 | 13 S | 6 PIM | 13 H | 36 SB | 6 TkA | 22:18 TOI
S74 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 PTS | +6 | 30 S | 12 PIM | 11 H | 15 SB | 12 TkA | 19:40 TOI
S75 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +3 | 18 S | 12 PIM | 7 H | 19 SB | 6 TkA | 19:18 TOI
S76 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 PTS | +10 | 27 S | 6 PIM | 10 H | 24 SB | 14 TkA | 20:28 TOI
IIHF Career | 200 GP | 19 G | 41 A | 60 PTS | -11 | 294 S | 99 PIM | 169 H | 450 SB | 111 TkA |
-----WJC-----
S58 | CANW | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 PTS | +2 | 9 S | 4 PIM | 16 H | 8 SB | 5 TkA | 15:31 TOI
S59 | DACH | 15 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 PTS | +8 | 7 S | 0 PIM | 12 H | 4 SB | 2 TkA | 07:51 TOI
S60 | DACH | 15 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 PTS | +8 | 26 S | 0 PIM | 11 H | 7 SB | 9 TkA | 17:20 TOI
S61 | DACH | 13 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS | +2 | 22 S | 7 PIM | 19 H | 12 SB | 3 TkA | 14:45 TOI
S62 | DACH | 15 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 PTS | +4 | 25 S | 11 PIM | 18 H | 18 SB | 4 TkA | 22:56 TOI
WJC Career | 70 GP | 12 G | 27 A | 39 PTS | +24 | 89 S | 22 PIM | 76 H | 49 SB | 23 TkA |
----------Transactions----------
S58 - Signed as DFA by St. Louis Scarecrows
S59 - SMJHL - Drafted 8th Overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S60 - SHL - Drafted 6th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora
S63 - Called up to SHL by Winnipeg Aurora
----------Awards and Achievements----------
S59: WJC Gold Medal - DACH
S59: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: WJC Bronze Medal - DACH
S63: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S63: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S63: All-Star Selection
S65: All-Star Game
S65: IIHF Gold Medal - Switzerland
S68: All-Star Game
S68: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Scott Stevens Trophy Nomination
S69: All-Star Game
S72: All-Star Game
S72: Challenge Cup
S74: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S76: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S77: All-Star Game
----------Peak TPE----------
S58: 177 TPE
S59: 303 TPE
S60: 511 TPE
S61: 728 TPE
S62: 939 TPE
S63: 1139 TPE
S64: 1298 TPE
S65: 1493 TPE
S66: 1676 TPE
S67: 1891 TPE
S68: 2061 TPE
S69: 2078 TPE
S70: 2007 TPE
S71: 1906 TPE
S72: 1813 TPE
S73: 1734 TPE
S74: 1612 TPE
S75: 1456 TPE
S76: 1352 TPE
S77: 1235 TPE
S78: 1112 TPE
S79: 1028 TPE
S80: 961 TPE
S81: 883 TPE
S82:
----------Career Contracts----------
S58: $1.0m STL
S59: $4.7m STL
S60: $2.5m WPG
S61: $2.5m WPG
S62: $2.5m WPG
S63: $3.0m WPG
S64: $3.0m WPG
S65: $3.0m WPG
S66: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S67: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S68: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S69: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S70: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S71: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S72: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S73: $5.0m WPG
S74: $5.0m WPG
S75: $4.0m WPG
S76: $4.0m WPG
S77: $4.0m WPG
S78: $3.0m WPG (HTD)
S79: $3.0m WPG (HTD)
S80: $2.0m WPG (HTD)
S81: $2.0m WPG (HTD)
S82: $2.0m WPG
GM: Mr. Beck
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SMJHL:
S64 Carolina Co-GM [GM: sve7en] - 11th place, Beat MET 1st Round 4-2, Lost to NL 2nd Round 0-4, (22-36-8)
S66 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 7th place - BYE, Beat VAN 2nd Round 4-3, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (34-25-7)
S67 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat ANC 1st Round 4-1, Beat REG 2nd Round 4-2, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (38-25-3)
S68 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat VAN 1st Round 4-1, Beat NBB 2nd Round 4-2, (35-24-7)
S69 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 14th Place, Lost to KEL 1st Round 4-2, (13-50-3)
S76 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] - 8th Place, Beat NOLA 4-0 1st Round, Beat TEX 4-2 2nd Round, Lost to SFP 4-2 3rd Round, (36-27-3)
S77 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] -
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International Clubs:
S58 WJC Co-GM Sweden [GM - Canadice] - 4th place (8-4-0)
S60 WJC GM North America [Co - Big Newff] - 8th place, Lost to Sweden 4-5 in 1st Round, (4-7-1)
S61 WJC GM North America - 9th Place, Missed Playoffs, (3-7-2)
S62 WJC GM North America - 7th place, Lost to BI 0-5 in 1st Round (5-5-2)
S63 WJC GM North America [Co - nhlbeastmode_7777] - 6th place, Lost to DACH 4-5 (OT) in 1st Round, (3-6-3)
S64 WJC GM North America [Co - dylanjj37] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (2-9-1)
S65 WJC GM North America [Co - crazylemire] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (0-12-0)
S66 WJC GM North America - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (1-10-1)
S74 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 5th Place, Silver Medal (7-0-5-0)
S75 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 9th Place, No Playoffs (5-0-6-1)
S76 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 1st5th Place, Silver Medal (9-0-3-0)