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<a href='index.php?showuser=1546' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Slappydoodle</a>: Defend our honor!! Everyone knows you love me more than Bonk loves Evans, don't let them get away with their bullshit explanations ;
Will I ever get into college? :lol:
<a href='index.php?showuser=1478' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Bonk</a>: If you could take a single current SMJHL player (not a current Jets prospect though) and call them up to play for Winnipeg, who would it be and why?
Both of y'all:
What the hell is going on with West Kendall?
Describe your ultimate PT, no matter how stupid, obscene, or otherwise ridiculous the task might be.
Why did y'all latch onto me and Evans instead of your respective teams' other prospects from our draft class? Funny or serious justifications are both fair game.
Just a few more hours to have your thoughts, your voice, your very being interpreted and defined by a couple of bearded, old stoners. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
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Got lucky and picked up PorzinGod on NBA Live Mobile. Really fun phone game tbh, you should try it!
Where TF are Manious and McDoodle on Fight Night? Can't wait to see you all make the rankings.
Orlov finally made his debut in the SHL after the suspension, glad to be playing hockey finally.
Talk about HO and the new IIHF commissioner. Were they the right picks? Anyone you wanted in that didn't make it?
Are your fantasy teams working out?
Bonk
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Thank you for the questions!
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Lil' Manius Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired Name: Lil' Manius Height: 5’ 6” Weight: 182 Number: 77 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records S44 Challenge Cup Champion S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States S48 1st All-Star Team S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me ------------------------------------------------------------ Big Manius Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired Name: Big Manius Height: 6’ 9” Weight: 265 Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ Personal Awards and Records SHL Hall of Fame Player Member of the Triple Gold Club S37 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Challenge Cup Champion S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway S27 IIHF Top Defenseman S33 2nd All-Star Team S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner S30 League leader Fights Won S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner S26 Scott Stevens Nominee S26 2nd All-Star Team S26 Tied for first in PP Goals S23 Four Star Cup Champion Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96 Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13 Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20 SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96 SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73% SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won SMJHL S 23 Playoffs: Lead league in fights won ------------------------------------------------------------
Here ye here ye, come one and come all and ask your questions and make your comments for tomorrow's Big Slappy Christmas Special featuring Pia Zadora, Tony Danza, the Osmond Family Singers, Bob Hope and maybe a special appearance from Kris Kringle himself.*
*Santa is not going to have anything to do with this festering heap of horseshit
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So now that shit is being stirred, we need a wrestling-level callout from Slappy McDoodle to Danny Foster. What do you say to those that argue the captain not taking on his own fight makes him... uncaptain-like?
Since Big Manious has actually had the balls (sorry, in Danny's case, ball) to fight Mr. Foster, is Big the bigger part of TBSH?
Orlov hasn't sucked completely since getting off the suspension, do you agree with the new addition of the Tampering Mode to SHL 32? (There were at least a few posts in the PT about my cheating
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Ok, so I've been playing with PorzinGod on NBA Live Mobile, and it turns out he suuuuuucks on a shooting lineup. I finally went with Ryan Anderson on my shooting lineup at center and stuck Porzingis with the Big Man lineup at the 5 (which is harder than it seems, you can't just take him from one lineup to the other, you have to have the PorzinGod meant for Big Man lineups). Have either of you gotten this game since last week?
Speaking of the PorzinGod segment (I assume Bonk's gotten his beer by now),
KPis adorable at Disneyland . Is it ok that your franchise cornerstone doesn't hate Reggie Miller?
GCool
Quote: Originally posted by mpc @Dec 22 2016, 07:01 PMSince Big Manious has actually had the balls (sorry, in Danny's case, ball) to fight Mr. Foster, is Big the bigger part of TBSH?
:lol:
C'mon peoples, we need a tad bit more than this or it's going to be at least a half hour of Bonk and I singing Christmas carols and then nobody wins.
Please perform your 3 favorite carols simultaneously in order from 3rd favorite to 1st favorite without discussing your lists ahead of time.
Is Ted Dibiase the best heel to never be WWF champion?
Steelhead77
Christmas cookies. I know you two gavones must be balls deep in a tin by now.
Speaking of balls deep, what kind of cookies have your wives made so far? What are your favorites? Are you sending me any? When can I come over and eat them?
What's for christmas dinner?
What do you speculate Esa is eating for christmas dinner?
How many cookies do you think Esa has eaten so far this holiday season?
Are you giving either of your kids coal in their stockings?
If Esa was your kid, what would you put in his stocking? (can't wait to hear this one) :lol:
Slappy, is it true that your giving Bonk human growth hormone for christmas? Or are you going with an industrial strength electric razor so he can shave his back and stop being mistaken for a juvenile sasquatch?
Bonk, is it true your giving Slappy women's plus size lingerie so he can finally fulfill his dream of being the woman in a relationship? Or are you pretty sure he already done that?
Merry Christmas you plugs. :wub:
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Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+ Name: Esa Parmborg Age: 18 Height: 7'0" Weight: 350 lbs Number: 77 Born: Hella, Iceland ----------------------- Transactions: Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL ----------------------- Awards & Achievements: S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons ----------------------- SHL Statistics: S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70 ----------------------- SMJHL Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76 S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111 S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147 S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116 TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450 Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE Age: 40 Height: 6'3" Weight: 255 lbs Number: 10 Born: Helsinki, Finland ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126 S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162 S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115 S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137 S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128 S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123 S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118 S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187 S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143 S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224 S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201 S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205 S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208 S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207 S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164 S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198 S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232 S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239 S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205 S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135 S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200 S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154 S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153 S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162 S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156 S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168 S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155 S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68 S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73 ------------------------------------------------ Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Accomplishments: ------------------------------------------------------------ Lost my sig, Work in progress..... #1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer - First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - - First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History - - Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History - - First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups - Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34 Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45 Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6 ---------------------------------------- Seasons: 27 Playoffs: 25 Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50) Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50) President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49) Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49) Lance Uppercut Award: S36 Joe McKeil Award: S26 Joe McKeil Award: S30 Joe McKeil Award: S33 Joe McKeil Award: S39 1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups! ---------------------------------------- Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543) S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL (+7) S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL (+31) S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0) S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12) S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14) S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13) S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23) S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17) S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24) S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24) S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29) S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30) S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9) S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18) S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43) S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47) S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14) S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34) S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4) S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30) S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL (+55) S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+44) S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+28) S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13) S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+16) S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+14) S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL (-7) -----------------SMJHL-------------------- Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23 Seasons: 4 Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23) President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23) GM of The Year: S23 more to follow.....
Another question: Why does Esa not ask me questions anymore? </3
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Evans closed the gap on Volkova in the Big Slappy Rookie Wager thanks in part to a two-goal game in Calgary. Starting to sweat a little, Slappy?
Best Christmas movie?
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
Quote: Originally posted by MP7 @Dec 28 2016, 06:56 PMupdated
Just talked to Bonkypoo. We're on for tomorrow. Come with your contributions or we will hunt you down like dogs.
You have been warned.
You all do realize that us having no questions on New Years Eve weekend is the first sign of the apocalypse right? Do your part in averting disaster of biblical proportions by throwing some shit in here. For your sake and your family, communities and country's sake!
.bojo
Slappy, how does it feel to have 7 (soon to be 8) straight playoffs appearences?
Bonk, how does it feel to not be in the playoffs a lot, but have one championship ring?
Who got the best christmas present?
Will Slappy and Bonk kiss when the ball drops on new years?
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