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lilstifler · 05-03-2021, 09:38 AM

I'd have to find a job that needs good speech skills and speed. I could work on a TV show or radio because communication skills are what I could make money outside of hockey.

enigmatic · 05-03-2021, 09:40 AM

Jasper Maximov isn't good at anything except playing hockey (and even that is debatable). He'll lie a bit on his resume to get level entry jobs, like having years of managerial experience, a masters at Harvard and pay people to back up his claims. He'll then promptly apply for a job flipping burgers at McDonald's. We wish him luck but even with that kind of resume, we all know they aren't going to call him back.

*takethehorizon* · 05-03-2021, 10:09 AM

Being as Cillian Kavanagh's favorite thing to do during the offseason is traveling; Cillian would make a great travel agent! Of course helping customers know which places best to go and what key places to hit while you are there are important so Cillian would have to pre-travel around the globe exploring various destination areas. Doesn't sound like a bad way to spend retirement; eh?

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Sean · 05-03-2021, 10:17 AM

Pepperoni is used to throwing pizzas up the middle so what's the difference between throwing pizzas and tossing them? Pepperoni would definitely try his hand at being a pizza maker!

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krazko · 05-03-2021, 10:22 AM

I'm a team worker and I have always been part of a team. I always strive to make my colleagues and friends better, ensuring we succeed as a team.
I have traveled across the country and have had a long career in meeting various different people and working on our differences, mostly in a very challenging and often hostile environment.

*Otrebor13* · 05-03-2021, 10:30 AM

- Great in a team setting and able to get things done as a group
- Goals, goals, goals. When setting goals, I reach them
- Successful at every level throughout my career, will do what it takes to succeed in any position
- Dedicated and always on time

These skills are some of the few that I have acquired over the years and can be applied to many positions which would make me successful.

canes2112 · 05-03-2021, 10:34 AM

Grape Fruit will become a park ranger. He has always loved the outdoors and this job will allow him to enjoy this everyday. Each year he will move to a different park to experience all the country has to offer.

WildfireMicro · 05-03-2021, 10:47 AM

With Jack needing a new job, his first thought was to become a pro skateboarder. However he quickly realizes that if he can twist his skills into a different sport if he just trained it a different way. So he wrote up a resume talking about his "great athleticsim" and how he is a "hard worker who will train as hard as he can". Eventually he traded in his stick for a bat and is currently a short stop for the Cincinnati Reds. Emphasis on the "short"

***BadWolf*** · 05-03-2021, 10:57 AM

Mika is a self motivated, team player with profound leadership abilities that have been proven at her previous job. She take pride in her hard working ethics.

steveoiscool · 05-03-2021, 11:01 AM

Hockey's banned? No matter, Svech will move on to the next thing to be the best Sven at. Hell, you can call me Starbucks Sven, it'll be the best latte you ever got from a guy named Sven...guaranteed.

podzilla111 · 05-03-2021, 11:01 AM

Podan Podanovič only plays hockey as a hobby - his true love, and his big money maker in the off-season - is brewing beer, and pickling pickles. Stop by his home town of Plsen, Czechia, and have a pint and a pickle with Podan.

*ZootTX* · 05-03-2021, 11:10 AM

Miguel is a team player who is willing to let others get credit while remaining in the background. He is willing to work efficiently and tirelessly in cold conditions and under short time constraints. He has excellent spatial and body awareness and is quick on his feet.

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