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steveoiscool · 01-24-2022, 01:33 PM

Prompt 1:

Sven was chosen to do a "prank" interview with his fellow teammate, Pasta the Turtle. He figured that he would be able to get Pasta all worked up about animal rights or speciesism in the SHL, since he'd heard and read Pasta's views on these damn near everywhere lately. Pasta had always been pretty vocal about Sven's time in the Junior leagues as a Whaler, so Sven knew that was the easiest way to get it started. He approached Pasta (disguised, of course) and lead with some pretty routine questions on the start of his season, the outlook of the team, etc., etc. Then he finally got into the thick of it: he asked Pasta if teams with animal mascots such as the Whalers or Wolfpack should be allowed in the league. Pasta instantly got more spirited and started the "you don't have a team called the Humans" rant, and just kept on going and going and going. Sven eventually set down the microphone and walked away, but he heard later that press conference ran for three hours.

***Reno*** · 01-24-2022, 02:00 PM

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If I’m going to pick a press conference to crash for the best content, it would 100% be Puddles O’Duck. Evgeni Petrov is the best at disguises, according to Evgeni Petrov, so he’s going to come in and ask the hardest hitting stuff. It would start out first as fairly generic stuff, asking about the game and stuff, but then I’d ask why Evgeni Petrov won “Duck of the Year” over him and if he’s starting to fail as a Duck. This would probably make him get really aggressive and when he gets aggressive he starts to froth at the mouth, its kind of funny. He’d start getting really angry with Evgeni and probably insulting him in a really silly way because Puddles is really nice, but then when the grand reveal happens he’d turn beat red in embarrassment and start laughing because of the absurdity of the entire situation. The video would go viral and bring a lot of attention to Atlanta.

WildfireMicro · 01-24-2022, 02:18 PM

ISFL Affiliate PT

***retuperkele*** · 01-24-2022, 02:38 PM

The first week of the S62 regular season is not behind us, and it does not look very glamorous for the Calgary Dragons. The Dragons sit at dead last in their division, and third last in their conference. Despite announcing the end of their rebuild, the results are not there. Luukas Lilja is here with us today to answer the foremost questions for us

So, Luukas, how has the season started out in your opinion?
Well, not the greatest but not the worst either. We did not expect to be able to be the top tier, after our goaltender Cale Amundsen departed from Calgary to Toronto, so we had a massive hole in the goalie department. Luckily we were able to fill it out, but as it turns out, after the first week, it was great, but not the worst either. Like I have said numerous times before, just watch and learn. The last few seasons the Dragons have started out slumping hard but have reached the top-2 spot in their division countless times. It is all just a matter of time now

You talked about the goalie department not being on its best shape, is there another department that is lacking in your opinion?
Right now out skaters are not the issue. The issue currently is the right parity, with right players playing with the right players, we can accomplish great things. Right now we just have to find out those synergies in practice, and make great use of it towards our games in the regular season.

CaptainCamel · 01-24-2022, 02:39 PM

PROMPT 1

For Binder's interview infiltration, he will first don his best groucho mustache and get out his old pair of those cup stilts that everyone played with as kids (not like actual stilts, but those sweet plastic cups with the cords tied to them that you hold onto to help walk). While under the disguise no one could ever see past, his first target is Leppy.
"Leppy, I've heard you had a run in with the head of Fantasy lately, care to give us any insight on that?"
"Oh uhhhhhh yeah I don't know, I made a joke on him not updating Fantasy and he got really mad. Not really sure what happened but uhhhhhhh yeah just gotta keep doing what we do best and things will come out on top."

Binder's next target is the team's GM and one of their top defensemen, Otter.
"Otter, Atlanta has seen a big swing of results here this season with not too much changing in the offseason. What's your take on this?"
"Oh well yeah uhhhhh you know we just keep getting pucks in deep and doing what we do best, pucks will eventually bounce our way and uhhhh yeah."
Binder isn't sure what he expected since he knows that all hockey players answer all interview questions the exact same.

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