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Troy_McClure03 · 03-12-2025, 07:25 PM

The Last game of the season NEW plays SFP. Checking the roster there is only one person, ONE PERSON , I want to fight. @Seany148 aka Edzus Ozolins, aka The man who owes a lot of people happy meals based on our last Podcast. This is the way I see the fight going down. First things first, since @Seany148 is on the 5th line and I'm not, I'll have to wait until the 3rd period when he gets his 5 minutes of ice time. From there, I'll skate right over to him and cross check him right in the back. When he gets up and starts to cry, Imma drop my gloves and just start swinging like a lumberjack in an all you can eat forest. It is going to be like the lonely island song, Rocky. Only I'm Rocky, and Seany is Andy Sandberg. Straight up a Sucker punch left and a sucker punch right, then 22 consecutive sucker punch rights!

Just kidding, I love you @Seany148 and totally won't be putting some TPE into fighting to try and fight you the last game of the season. (192)

***Froste39*** · 03-12-2025, 10:50 PM

ISFL PT

Gaia Mormont · 03-13-2025, 05:28 AM

Written Option 2:

As the Chicago Syndicate make a push towards the end of the season, their Goaltender Elvar Gil-Galad has one recommendation for the bosses in order to be a more successful team and make a solid play-off run.

And that suggestion is bench his ass. Don't let him play. Seriously, this goalie is so bad. The only time the team wins when Elvar is in net is when they manage to score 6 or more goals because Elvar will let in at least five. Just look at what Norway did in in the IIHF last season. Elvar didn't play a single game and the team won the gold medal.

Maybe its just a sophomore slump, but for reasons completely unknown, Gil-Galad has lost his mojo as a good goalie like he was in the juniors. If the Syndicate want to win, Elvar should be far from the ice. Good luck to everyone in the playoffs but most of all.... WOOOO CHICAGO!

JuOSu · 03-13-2025, 08:22 AM

PBE PT

Popol · 03-13-2025, 08:48 AM

As Louis Belanger was skating towards the opposite end of the ice, he sees his teammate @HillsHaveHats get destroyed because he was too busy thinking about pylons and how good they look. Louis rushes to defend his friend and drops the gloves to face his opponent Mark. Mark is severed so his player on the ice is distinct from the player off the ice thanks to a chip in his head. Mark and Louis start exchanging punches, but soon Louis gets the edge and places a good right hook that crushes Mark and makes him fall on the ice. With Louis still standing, the fans cheer and the whole bench is roaring. This sends a signal to the team to wake up and to stop thinking about pylons. For the rest of the game, Oliver starts playing well and is able to defend a bit. No longer a pylon, he skates in the backend and stops some shots.

***Jumbo*** · 03-13-2025, 08:55 AM

Written Option 2:

Right now Colorado hasnt played exceptionally well this season. But that does not really matter. If we can come together as a team and get hot for the playoffs there is no telling what we could do. So we have to come together as a team and work hard. We have to keep building team chemistry both on and off the ice. As the Captain, Rocky Gislason, hosts weekly parties at his place. The parties are not big elaborate drinking parties. No they are dinner parties, movie parties, gaming parties. Anything to get the squad together and just hang out. The movie party is a big hit if we all had a long tough week and just need to chill out and relax. The gaming party is also another great one. Play some video games or board games where we can team up and talk strategies. Really helps the communication out. Come playoff time, these parties have a big factor into our games. Tiny Princess loves to give out his motivational speech and leads by example. Centrist is usually the jokester of the bunch and can get the team to lighten up and get out of their own heads. Normand Marineau also is just a straight up beast and built for playoffs. It doesnt matter when or where but whenever he speaks the whole team stops and listens to what he has to say. Always says the right thing at the right time to rally the team. Colorado is getting ready for the playoffs.

CaptainCamel · 03-13-2025, 09:28 AM

Option 2:

Well now that Atlanta is sitting in the top spot of the league, they want to hang onto that. The team had a weird start to the season, going 50% win rate for awhile, but the team has really dug in and found their usual dominance that they had last season. And for Paul Bondage, it is a bit of a weird situation. The harder he tries to make those fancy offensive moves, the worse his team does. He has found that when he just sticks to defense first and playing simple hockey, getting pucks in deep, that is when the team is truly dominant. Atlanta has an absolute cannon of offense in their forwards, and Paul Bondage does not even really need to help them out by trying to get goals on his own. He has found that as long as he's keeping the puck out of their end of the ice and sharing the puck around in their zone, good things will come.

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