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*Ferda* · 08-30-2021, 08:43 PM

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enigmatic · 08-30-2021, 09:55 PM

I spend all that hard earned money right away to troll the thieves. That will certainly show them. I pull a Nicholas Cage and buy a dinosaur. But a live one. And start my own version of Jurrassic Park. Gottem good.

*leviadan* · 08-30-2021, 10:16 PM

I simply hire @Jobin (again) but this time, to protect my cash. He's a decent goalie, so he's able to stop about 91% of the robbers that try to break in. If we assume each robber takes 1% of my cash, that means AT WORST I get to keep $364 000 000. Not to mention I only have to pay Jobin, and I think his TPE is low enough that he isn't even max contract. Nice.

karlssens · 08-30-2021, 10:46 PM

I welcome the challenge and eagerly anticipate their arrival. I give the illusion of confidence and lower my guard so the heist gang thinks I'm an easy target, meanwhile I spend a significant portion of my hard earned sim dollars on an elaborate game of last man standing. The winner leaves with their life.

Blastmeaway · 08-30-2021, 11:52 PM

simple, i will just create a duplicate thing whatever theyre called these days and get in on the planning to steal the money from my self.

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
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09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

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TheFlash · 08-31-2021, 12:03 AM

I would just simply say no. And if that didn’t work, I’d ask a bit nicer. Maybe a please? Did anyone maybe think that these thiefs are just misunderstood? They could actually be really nice guys

***SpartanGibbles*** · 08-31-2021, 12:15 AM

I safeguard my money the only way I know how. By blowing it on multiple trainings, position swaps, and buying as much equipment as possible. If they are coming for my money, why should I follow the rules in defending it.

*Jayba1t* · 08-31-2021, 01:29 AM

I'd arm my cashstack normally, with a few Amazon.com guards, a few dollar store booby traps and a real good vault. Hopefully no one realizes that $2 traps don't work and my totally real $400million doesn't get stolen.

*Carpy48* · 08-31-2021, 01:57 AM

I think they got the wrong person. I might be close to having that amount in my bank but I certainly didn't get there by writing articles or HO jobs. Yes, that must be it, they're after the other guy, I'm safe. I just hide...over there. Behind Juni. Problem solved. Bye.

Urq660 · 08-31-2021, 03:25 AM

Well, I’ve made sure I’m fully prepared, by watching a documentary about protecting your home, I think it’s called Hume Alane or something? Anyway, it’s all demonstrated by this weird kid and the 2 burglars are of a similar standard to what I’d expect these guys to be, so toy cars, cans of paint on rope and blowtorches attached just inside doors with string should definitely be sufficient!

jRuutu · 08-31-2021, 05:58 AM

I will use half of the money to print fake money. I will then put the fake money in with the real money. If the robbers somehow manage to break in, they will get only half in real money since half is fake. They will feel like idiots afterward, which only increases the odds that the authorities will catch them as they fight with each other.

C9Van · 08-31-2021, 07:12 AM

Jon basically sets up a trap with having some of the none chosen cultists but followers of the cult b ready to surprise the would be thieves and then things get super violent and bloody. Problem solved.

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*takethehorizon* · 08-31-2021, 08:27 AM

Well, I learned something new today. I thought the infamous, impenetrable Fort Knox was located in Texas for some reason when it's really located in Kentucky. I was planning on bringing the money there since I'm in Dallas currently and give them a suitable sum of money to keep it safe. I don't feel as comfortable traveling with that amount of cash so I guess i'll just put it in the bank.

***Faelax*** · 08-31-2021, 08:29 AM

Actually, I'm pretty ok with all of the poor users coming after my money. I'll simply pay them to go rob a different rich user instead of me.

***Hordle*** · 08-31-2021, 08:57 AM

@Matteo Can you believe these guys still don't know who Netman is? I mean come on. I don't need a plan, I am the plan. I'LL JUST MURDER EVERYONE.

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