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S65 mPT #2: Slang

pulling a nour- pulling a nour refers to when a goof or gaffe results in the loss of a match or game or sporting event such as an smjhl injury

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Frosty- when shooting the puck and it gets deflected. Or just typically in reference to anything related to having bad luck on the ice like a bad bounce

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Hamiltoned - The act of getting outshot in a game so badly that you don't even think the players passed the puck. It seems as though whenever someone picked up the puck, they just simply shot it on net.

"Holy cow, the shots at the end of the game finished 64-12! Wow, they really got Hamiltoned tonight!"

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Lavishing is not only new slang, it's an actual spell of the Enchantment domain making everyone believe you're a decent goalie when in fact you are a hot pile of garbage.

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Slinger - Stinger + Sling - when someone gets driven into the turnbuckle dividers between the bench and the glass, their feet come up and out while their chest stops, slinging them into the air. They likely need a sling for a separated shoulder, too.

Bamboozle - The forward skates in 1 on 1, dekes one, dekes twice, and... Bamboozle! The defenseman falls on his butt and it is a breakaway for the forward.

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SteelTown - When you threaten an entire league's enjoyment for your own narcissistic gains, ex. "I broke this sim, and if you dare switching I will break that one too" is an example of SteelTowning

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Garbagio - Winning a game with a terrible save percentage, getting pulled, etc... ex: "Hey look, it's yet another Luca Del Garbagio letting in 6 goals and winning"

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Man people barely understand my slang anyway lol. But I will go with herringguard a defender who can't stop anybody or anything from getting past him

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Nuttin it - when you accidentally nail someone in the nuts. Yeah I can't really come with anything better than that, I am sorry. Maybe something else to do with apple could be good.

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[S78] #14 C | Jon Garfield
[SMJHL] Regina Elk / Thunder Bay Walleye

[SHL] Buffalo Stampede | Prospect

[S58] #72 LD | Shion Okamoto
[SMJHL] Newfoundland Berserkers | Former Captain | S60, S62 Four Star Cup
[SHL] Chicago Syndicate | S64 Challenge Cup
[IIHF] Team Japan | S60 Gold

The new slang is splasher. It could have two meanings so it's really open to interpretation. The first is when a player scores and the goalies water bottle pops open splashing their water/gatorade/whatever they drink all over the ice. It can also mean when a fan has their drink resting on the board and it gets knocked over splashing all over them

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My new piece of hockey slang is 'mustard.' In the context of hockey, mustard acts as an adjective, to describe a player who is entertaining 'spicy' but also basic. Eg. "Nathan McDavid is mustard, bud. Dynamo, but there's nothing behind those eyes but pucks."

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in Calgary the new slang term is "Dunc'd on 'em" which is named after big winger Duncan Mackenzie. It is when you lay a big hit on a player then proceed to score on the other team. He does it all the time, what a monster!

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Grizzlies      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK      Grizzlies
Argonauts        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK          Argonauts
Norway                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY                       Norway



Cheeseburgered - This is inspiration from Randy’s gut in trailer park boys. So when a guy who stuffs cheeseburgers into his cheeseburger locker of a barrel belly makes a check on you with his gut first, you got cheeseburgered. Extra credit if you smell his lunch after he crop dusts you while skating away.

OOPSIE WHOOPSIE - This is when the goal miss plays the puck behind the net and leads to a give away in which the other team scores. I am sure we will have some OOPSIE WHOOPSIES this season.

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