But I forgot to do the Mock Draft... dammit

Slow poke Slowpoke Slow poke Slowpoke Slow poke Slowpoke #Slow #Poke

Slowpooooooooke, Slooooooooowpoke, SLOWPOKE, Slow POKE

moving from Buffalo to Seattle is going to cost me millions

KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114
S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8
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i dont know what this is

#GENE4HOF

Gene Parmesan || D || 60 || Chiefs/Blizzard || Future HoF Member
Name: Gene Parmesan/Rory Fitzpatrick
Age: 17
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 223
Number: 60
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NWJHL Career Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 38 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 9 l PIM: 57
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NWJHL Playoff Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 2 l P: 3 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 29
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SHL Career Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 82
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 39
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 10 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 39
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 11 | P: 12| +/-: 21 | PIM: 42
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: 40 | PIM: 42
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 53
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 40
S14 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 44
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 17 | PIM: 22
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 28
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SHL Playoff Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | N/A
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 4
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 21 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0| +/-: -7 | PIM: 12
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 18 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8| +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S14 - Blizzard | N/A
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 19 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 12
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 6
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Transactions ;
Drafted by Minnesota Chiefs
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards
Chiefs Rookie Of The Year S7
S10 Challenge Cup
S10 All Star Game
S12 Challenge Cup
Olympic Gold Medal
S15 Challenge Cup
S15 Challenge Cup Winning Goal
S16 Challenge Cup
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McLovin || LW || Ded
Pretend he never happened

actually got drafted

#GENE4HOF

Gene Parmesan || D || 60 || Chiefs/Blizzard || Future HoF Member
Name: Gene Parmesan/Rory Fitzpatrick
Age: 17
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 223
Number: 60
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NWJHL Career Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 38 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 9 l PIM: 57
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NWJHL Playoff Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 2 l P: 3 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 29
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SHL Career Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 82
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 39
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 10 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 39
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 11 | P: 12| +/-: 21 | PIM: 42
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: 40 | PIM: 42
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 53
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 40
S14 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 44
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 17 | PIM: 22
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 28
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SHL Playoff Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | N/A
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 4
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 21 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0| +/-: -7 | PIM: 12
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 18 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8| +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S14 - Blizzard | N/A
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 19 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 12
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 6
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Transactions ;
Drafted by Minnesota Chiefs
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards
Chiefs Rookie Of The Year S7
S10 Challenge Cup
S10 All Star Game
S12 Challenge Cup
Olympic Gold Medal
S15 Challenge Cup
S15 Challenge Cup Winning Goal
S16 Challenge Cup
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McLovin || LW || Ded
Pretend he never happened

She gummy on my nerd til I cluster

Welcome to the new inferno rookies gonna get phased by Micool

nevada battleborn legend!!?

The one and only! Tekkeitsertok Towtoongie is the greatest player name I’ve ever thought of, it’s all downhill from here ?

s/o sve7en for sig

It’s great to see so many OGs still active

s/o sve7en for sig

Congrats to all the S77 draftees!

Easton Schaffer - RW

285 TPE

OTT (S76-)

credit: enigmatic

Sonata Diamante - C

389 TPE

COL (S56-60)

I wonder where I'm ranked and where I'll go...

Easton Schaffer - RW

285 TPE

OTT (S76-)

credit: enigmatic

Sonata Diamante - C

389 TPE

COL (S56-60)

don't wanna do pts

S58 Elias Armia Award Winner

but i shall because hotdog makes me

S58 Elias Armia Award Winner

almost forgot has today was sunday