How are people taking this serious?

Also why does the red team find this stupid, childish shit to be funny? I find this retarded.

Will never ever play for this team.

Originally posted by C.J.@Jan 25 2015, 09:35 PM

It's like I being given a team for expansion and choosing Brookswood Pirates. Does anyone here know where Brookswood is?

It's like being a kid and asking your mother for dessert, she says no for night after night. Then finally she says yes you can have dessert, and it's a bowl of fucking brussel sprouts

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Originally posted by BasedDinkus@Jan 25 2015, 09:35 PM
How are people taking this serious?

Also why does the red team find this stupid, childish shit to be funny? I find this retarded.

I don't think anyone is taking it seriously... At least I hope not.

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Originally posted by Maxy@Jan 25 2015, 06:37 PM
I don't think anyone is taking it seriously... At least I hope not.

We are.

Originally posted by JayTee@Jan 25 2015, 09:36 PM
Will never ever play for this team.

You really have to try hard to find a shittier place for a hockey team than West Kendall

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Well you can't say you don't know where Mexico City is

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Theo Kane | #19 | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | 1914 TPE
Age: 39
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 19
Player Type: Sniper ------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
-S20:RGF||GP: 40 G: 12 A: 22 PTS: 34 +/-: -7 PIM: 4 HIT: 19 SB: 3 GWG: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Playoff Statistics
-S20:RGF||GP: 4 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 HIT: 0 SB: 0 GWG: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Statistics
-S21:EDM||GP: 52 G: 13 A: 10 PTS: 23 +/-: -8 PIM: 0 HIT: 9 SB: 5 GWG: 3
-S22:EDM||GP: 48 G: 14 A: 10 PTS: 24 +/-: 5 PIM: 0 HIT: 25 SB: 2 GWG: 1
-S23:EDM||GP: 52 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 4 HIT: 25 SB: 11 GWG: 5
-S24:EDM||GP: 52 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 +/-: -6 PIM: 22 HIT: 54 SB: 13 GWG: 5
-S25:EDM||GP: 50 G: 15 A: 18 PTS: 33 +/-: -4 PIM: 10 HIT: 22 SB: 5 GWG: 4
-S26:EDM||GP: 50 G: 18 A: 22 PTS: 40 +/-: 17 PIM: 2 HIT: 2 SB: 8 GWG: 2
-S27:EDM||GP: 50 G: 24 A: 26 PTS: 50 +/-: 31 PIM: 2 HIT: 10 SB: 4 GWG: 7
-S28:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 PTS: 44 +/-: 17 PIM: 26 HIT: 79 SB: 11 GWG: 6
-S29:EDM||GP: 50 G: 31 A: 36 PTS: 67 +/-: 32 PIM: 57 HIT: 204 SB: 10 GWG: 8
-S30:EDM||GP: 50 G: 16 A: 24 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 56 HIT: 192 SB: 15 GWG: 4
-S31:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 28 PTS: 51 +/-: 23 PIM: 63 HIT: 187 SB: 6 GWG: 2
-S32:EDM||GP: 50 G: 8 A: 36 PTS: 44 +/-: 13 PIM: 22 HIT: 51 SB: 67 GWG: 2
-S33:EDM||GP: 50 G: 33 A: 39 PTS: 72 +/-: 12 PIM: 28 HIT: 239 SB: 18 GWG: 3
-S34:EDM||GP: 50 G: 26 A: 20 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 38 HIT: 235 SB: 12 GWG: 3
-S35:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 22 PTS: 45 +/-: -9 PIM: 32 HIT: 205 SB: 18 GWG: 1
-S36:EDM||GP: 37 G: 23 A: 17 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 8 HIT: 101 SB: 16 GWG: 4
-S36:SEA||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 4 PTS: 9 +/-: 0 PIM: 27 HIT: 5 SB: 4 GWG: 1
-S37:SEA||GP: 50 G: 24 A: 19 PTS: 43 +/-: 19 PIM: 2 HIT: 4 SB: 8 GWG: 9
-S38:WIN||GP: 50 G: 21 A: 20 PTS: 41 +/-: 10 PIM: 12 HIT: 22 SB: 11 GWG: 4
-S39:BUF||GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 PTS: 30 +/-: -7 PIM: 2 HIT: 9 SB: 5 GWG: 5
-S40:TEX||GP: 50 G: 14 A: 18 PTS: 32 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 HIT: 13 SB: 12 GWG: 4
-S41:EDM||GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 +/-: 3 PIM: 15 HIT: 38 SB: 7 GWG: 1
-S42:EDM||GP: 50 G: 5 A: 10 PTS: 15 +/-: -5 PIM: 12 HIT: 46 SB: 5 GWG: 0
Career||GP: 1104 G: 427 A: 463 PTS: 890 +/-: 152 PIM: 444 HIT: 1738 SB: 266 GWG: 84 ------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Playoff Statistics
-S21:EDM||GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 HIT: 2 SB: 1 GWG: 1
-S22:EDM||GP: 12 G: 4 A: 4 PTS: 8 +/-: 6 PIM: 0 HIT: 6 SB: 2 GWG: 2
-S23:EDM||GP: 20 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 +/-: -12 PIM: 2 HIT: 15 SB: 2 GWG: 1
-S25:EDM||GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 2 HIT: 0 SB: 1 GWG: 0
-S27:EDM||GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 +/-: -3 PIM: 2 HIT: 1 SB: 1 GWG: 0
-S28:EDM||GP: 17 G: 8 A: 14 PTS: 22 +/-: 10 PIM: 5 HIT: 8 SB: 2 GWG: 1
-S29:EDM||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 6 PTS: 11 +/-: 4 PIM: 25 HIT: 42 SB: 4 GWG: 1
-S30:EDM||GP: 15 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 +/-: 5 PIM: 15 HIT: 52 SB: 3 GWG: 1
-S31:EDM||GP: 16 G: 8 A: 5 PTS: 13 +/-: 0 PIM: 16 HIT: 77 SB: 2 GWG: 2
-S32:EDM||GP: 12 G: 1 A: 6 PTS: 7 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 HIT: 16 SB: 10 GWG: 1
-S33:EDM||GP: 6 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 HIT: 33 SB: 0 GWG: 2
-S36:SEA||GP: 7 G: 5 A: 6 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 0 HIT: 5 SB: 5 GWG: 1
-S37:SEA||GP: 14 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: -11 PIM: 0 HIT: 1 SB: 4 GWG: 1
-S38:WIN||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 5 PTS: 10 +/-: 4 PIM: 6 HIT: 6 SB: 1 GWG: 1
-S40:TEX||GP: 5 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 HIT: 4 SB: 0 GWG: 0
-S41:EDM||GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 HIT: 7 SB: 0 GWG: 1
-S42:EDM||GP: 11 G: 3 A: 0 PTS: 3 +/-: -9 PIM: 0 HIT: 10 SB: 1 GWG: 0
Career||GP: 186 G: 60 A: 74 PTS: 134 +/-: -17 PIM: 77 HIT: 285 SB: 39 GWG: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------
IHF Statistics
-Team Canada||GP: 228 G: 77 A: 116 PTS: 193 +/-: 81 PIM: 52 HIT: 260 SB: 43 ------------------------------------------------------------
Transactions
-Drafted 7th overall by Regina Force in S20 SMJHL Draft
-Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton Blizzard in S21 SHL Draft ------------------------------------------------------------
Awards
1x Challenge Cup (S28)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S28)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S29, S33)
2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S29, S33)
2x Jeff Dar Trophy (S29, S33)
2x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S29, S33)
2x Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP) (S29, S33)
1x Lance Uppercut Award (S31)
1x Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike) (S20)
2x SHL First Team All-Star (S29, S33)
1x SHL Second Team All-Star (S27)
1x SHL Third Team All-Star (S31)
4x IIHF Gold Medal (S21, S24, S27, S39)
3x IIHF Silver Medal (S22, S23)
5x IIHF Bronze Medal (S25, S26, S30, S36, S38)
1x IIHF Top Forward
S20: Named Alternate Captain of the Regina Force
S23: Named Alternate Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard
S23: Hired as Regina Force Co-GM
S29: Hired as Edmonton Blizzard Co-GM ------------------------------------------------------------
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Originally posted by C.J.@Jan 25 2015, 08:34 PM

That's not the case, gangs and cartels do run the city.

Haha... I know. I was kidding

Originally posted by EuroCap+Jan 25 2015, 06:34 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (EuroCap @ Jan 25 2015, 06:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
You and a few other people can say that, but 90% of the comment when talking about WKP turned to the guy before, so I don't believe that to be the reason.[/b]

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Like i've mentioned before, WKP was never a 'Damn I want to go there' destination especially for most new guys. I've seen/heard plenty of points where they just think it's stupid that the team i in West Kendall. I actually like the WKP acronym #guilty and think Miami Platoon or Florida Platoon would sound kind've silly.. Although their logo change did help with their image imo, tugging on those patriotic american strings is always a good start. Relocating WKP is not a new topic, finding out about Nando just gave people more and more ammunition. Like i've said before, just how it is.

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WKP has always had issues, even before the Nando stuff.

Cameron Carter II || LW/C || HOF INDUCTEE (via cuddles)
Projected Career TPE: 500-900
Number: #9, #4, #8
S45 IIHF Silver Medal, S48 IIHF Silver Medal, S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S46: 24 Goals (T-9), 192 Hits (4th)



Cole Carter || Örebro HK Youth || LW
Youth Player

Originally posted by Maxy@Jan 25 2015, 08:37 PM

I don't think anyone is taking it seriously... At least I hope not.

Reread the first couple of pages, some people are. I didn't read past page 2 because of how stupid this is.

Originally posted by BasedDinkus@Jan 25 2015, 08:35 PM
How are people taking this serious?

Also why does the red team find this stupid, childish shit to be funny? I find this retarded.

For real. Is this league run by a couple 15 year olds?

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 38 | HITS: 126
S76: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: +52 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 112
S77: GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 37 | P: 50 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 41 | HITS: 120
TOT: GP: 264 | G: 30 | A: 203 | P: 132 | +/-: +19 | PIM:13 | HITS: 112
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
S75: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 22
S76: GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 11 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 43
S77: GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 14
TOT: GP: 32 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 26  | HITS: 79
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
S76 Alex Metzler Award

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

West Kendall
Suburb in Florida
West Kendall is a Miami suburb in Miami-Dade County, Florida, United States. The neighborhood is often confused with the census area of Kendall West, a subdivision of West Kendall located west of SW 147th Ave.

"Not to be confused with Kendall West"

EVEN GOOGLE MAPS CONFUSES IT WITH KENDALL WEST. LOOK AT THIS CRAP.

I try not to be too much as an idiot as I'm honestly ok with the team, but let's be honest... where the hell is West Kendall.

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(RETIRED) D - Fernando Pergher

Alright... I guess they should put the emoticon into the smilies and also update the WKP banner and team sections and also the SHL GM list to reflect this unique change...

Good luck in Mexico!

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Dave Smith | 77 | | D | LA Panthers | Vancouver Whalers | Hall of Fame
Asbjørn Alexandersen | 47 | RW | Texas Renegades  | Detroit Falcons
Alek Koivu | 71 | D | Winnipeg Jets | Colorado Mammoths
Kenji Yoshimura | 88 | C | Los Angeles Panthers | Anchorage Armada

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Credit to Wasty and Steelhead for the sigs - thanks dudes!

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Board of Directors proving once again how terrible they are lol

Originally posted by Ragnar#swegdaddyyolo@Jan 25 2015, 10:39 PM


For real. Is this league run by a couple 15 year olds?

Pretty sure.
Not me, though. Others.

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