As an American, there are many countries that don't exist according to our education. Here's a list of the world's countries or territories, with explanations:

United States of America - #1
Mexico - beat their bitch asses in the Mexican-American War and took away Texas from them, then they tried to steal it back later, but we said no
Brazil (kinda) - plants kind of deal and colonization
Spain - colonization
Great Britain - our allies and former colonizers
Germany - the Nazis
France - our ally who is always run over and needs help
Russia - our enemy
Italy - Mussolini (lol, they did other stuff???)
Japan - bitches that bombed Pearl Harbor (that earthquake last year = payback)
China - communism
India - inventions
Ancient Egypt - pyramids
Ancient Rome - talked about a lot, etc, etc
Ancient Greece - Athens vs. Sparta
Middle East - Islam and terrorists
Cuba - Castro and shit

That's it, folks. Nobody else exists. Thanks guys. Americans signing out.

Canada ???

or we dont exist

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
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Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

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Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

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Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
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Awards:

Um, we know about Australia (steve irwin)

Originally posted by Duey722@May 16 2012, 10:25 PM
Um, we know about Australia (steve irwin)

They're inconsequential for American history classes.

Originally posted by Snappy@May 16 2012, 10:25 PM
Canada ???

or we dont exist

Where?

Canada, North Korea

Originally posted by Spangle@May 16 2012, 08:26 PM


Where?

According to the guy on COD i played, Canada is Americas top hat

#GENE4HOF

Gene Parmesan || D || 60 || Chiefs/Blizzard || Future HoF Member
Name: Gene Parmesan/Rory Fitzpatrick
Age: 17
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 223
Number: 60
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NWJHL Career Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 38 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 9 l PIM: 57
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NWJHL Playoff Statistics ;
S6 - Firebirds l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 2 l P: 3 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 29
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SHL Career Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 82
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 39
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 10 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 39
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 11 | P: 12| +/-: 21 | PIM: 42
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: 40 | PIM: 42
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 17 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 53
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 23 | P: 28 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 40
S14 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 44
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 17 | PIM: 22
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 28
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SHL Playoff Statistics;
S7 - Chiefs | N/A
S8 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 4
S9 - Chiefs | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4
S10 - Chiefs | GP: 21 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S11 - Chiefs | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0| +/-: -7 | PIM: 12
S12 - Chiefs | GP: 18 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8| +/-: 2 | PIM: 22
S13 - Chiefs | GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S14 - Blizzard | N/A
S15 - Blizzard | GP: 19 | G: 1 | A: 7 | P: 8 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 12
S16 - Blizzard | GP: 15 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 6
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Transactions ;
Drafted by Minnesota Chiefs
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards
Chiefs Rookie Of The Year S7
S10 Challenge Cup
S10 All Star Game
S12 Challenge Cup
Olympic Gold Medal
S15 Challenge Cup
S15 Challenge Cup Winning Goal
S16 Challenge Cup
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Pretend he never happened

Originally posted by Spangle@May 16 2012, 08:26 PM


They're inconsequential for American history classes.

Australia aided us after Pearl Harbor.

Originally posted by Shutout@May 16 2012, 10:26 PM
Canada, North Korea

Canada doesn't exist in American history, minus one blip. North Korea is relatively new, though, still inconsequential nonetheless.

Originally posted by Duey722@May 16 2012, 10:28 PM



Australia aided us after Pearl Harbor.

Like Canada, that's one blip. It's a pointless land mass for American history class purposes.

Forgot Cuba.

Um, go fuck yourself. I got a 190/196 on this quiz.

Countries of the World

Originally posted by Corcoran@May 16 2012, 10:52 PM
Um, go fuck yourself. I got a 190/196 on this quiz.

Countries of the World

LMAO. Not about you. I was making fun of our education system.

Also, just got 183/196. I know flags more than countries, haha. Give me a flag and I can tell you where it's from.

Thats cause Americans are ignorant