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Have the basement bandits struck again lately?

Were there any memorable games from this season for either of you?

So if I remember right Slappy is loyal to the Rangers, Bonk likes the Hawks? What's up there? aren't you both raised in NY?

Do you know much about the offseason moves your teams made? If so any thoughts on the deals you made with Arizona?

Or if that's real boring talk about SHL fantasy instead..

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We need to put a hold on the questions for now. We have had a slight technical difficulty, basically we have just over five minutes recorded after having talked for an hour and a half. :(

Oh well, fuck it. Not sure what we are doing about it just yet beyond drinking some more beers, watching Ozark and eventually posting our five minutes.

Cheers

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Right, so last week we recorded an almost ninety minute BS, only to realize that for some unknown reason, the recording ceased after five minutes. This was, to say the least, a bit of a bummer.

We are going to try episode 86 Mark II, Friday night. Obviously, some of last week's questions might be a little outdated at this point, although most should be fine either way. Feel free to leave more in here. Either way, cross your fingers that the soul crushing technical difficulties do not reoccur.

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I guess the only question I have to add is what are the biggest surprises from the 1st round?

Ok, and an extremely stupid gif, but it gets better every time you watch it:

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Free agency is quickly approaching... What teams (showers) could I make an impact on immediately and who should I consider if I'm looking for a grower?

Sitting at 1120 and still five seasons from regression... what's a TPE plateau I should be looking to hit to ensure longevity when regression starts in S41?

I'm a huge believer in what <a href='index.php?showuser=1722' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Nereus</a> is doing with Winnipeg... what does management need to do to avoid another first round exit next season?

I still am shocked at WKP not making the playoffs again... you look down that roster and you can't help but wonder how? Is the struggle in the personnel or in the lines?

Cheers boys

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How many women do you speculate Alex Mack slept with after scoring the Game 7 overtime series winning goal? How did he celebrate?

Are you at all concerned that Esa has been training for our 40 yard dash competition? What do you think Esa's "training" consists of?... Running to the fridge?

Bonk, did you order the stuff yet?

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Answered

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La Casa De Las Bulldogs awaits. A new Big Slappy is but one night away. You can be one of the lucky few to have your thoughts addressed and questions answered during this live, history making performance. Do not miss your chance at notoriety.

Also, it's going to be my birthday, so consider it a present of some sort. Cheers


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In honor of your birthday, I'm gonna hit some of the high points of Slappy's repertoire and ask certain questions:

Does Porzingis ever reach the point Patty Ewing did with the Knicks?

Jesus, what the fuck was that with the Boys? Can Elliot recover?

So I was talking with some of my co-workers and we came up with the ultimate upgrade to a classic. Instead of frito pie, it's Hot Cheetos Pie: hot cheetos as the base chip, homemade chili and hatch chile cheese for the chili cheese topping. If you could upgrade one seemingly childish meal into something boss, what would it be and how?

I might be going to a brewery in Austin this weekend, saw a coffee milk stout that screams delicious Smile have you ever toured a brewery/winery?

And going to see the fiancee this weekend, I'll have to revisit the pod for some advice Ninja

Also, I guess talk all these FAs and possible destinations...
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Happy birthday, Slappy!

Got any big plans for the weekend?

Aside from drunk packing, any advice for not killing my roommates before moving day?

What do you think our line could do better next ssn to help the team make playoffs?

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Slappy, for your 50th birthday did Bonk jump out of a cake for you wearing nothing but his Winnipeg jersey?.. and by jump I obviously mean a small leap no more than 2 inches off the ground.

Do you believe the rumor that Calgary's parms were tampered with during the texas series?

How would one tamper with a performance enhancing parm anyway?

Have either of you ever tampered with a friend's food? Or do you just stick to farting on their pillow so they get pink-eye?

Bonk, how many times have you given Slappy pink-eye from the above method?

Discuss the glorious picture of the sandwich Esa sent you this week, then review this menu and pick 2 favorites: http://anthonyandsonpaninishoppe.com/wp-co...ROSNOSUBS-1.pdf

Cheers

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- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - 
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45

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Answered

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First off, Happy birthday Slappy!!

Been a while since I made my contributions to the Big Slappy Hour so here I am!

What are your guys' "wishlist" so to speak for each of your team's offseasons.

How about that SHL finals? Did either of you expect that outcome?

Not sure if you guys have seen the Netflix original Stranger Things but holly crap, I just finished watching it with my girlfriend and it's pretty damn good! definitely recommend it if you haven't seen it.
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I guess I only really have two things to bring this week Ninja

So I did my Correlations article again and finally got more seasons involved. What are your thoughts? Do you want to see certain relationships I didn’t do this time around? What could I do to improve this?

Discuss the draft and give grades for each of your respective teams. Don’t cry while saying that the Jets didn’t nab L4e :((
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Looks like a Saturday Night Main Event version of BS this week. So that gives you all an extra day to get some shit in here. So please get some shit in here.

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