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What do you guys think about shootouts in the SHL? Do you like them or would you rather have continuous OT or 3v3 OT as alternatives?

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Clock is winding down, the game is tied and a face off is deep in the offensive zone. Who do you send to the dot to win the draw? (On your team and then any player past or present)

There are good dudes/dudettes all over the league. Name your All-Good Duders Team. Just straight personality based, forget about players/performance.

Here’s a tricky one... A Las Vegas special... An expansion team is being created and you have to protect your players on your respective SHL teams. Select 7 forwards, 3 Defenseman and 1 Goalie... Lastly, we all lament losing folks... Name a couple of standout that are bound to get taken in an expansion draft of those left unprotected.

Hope all is well fellas

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Quote:Originally posted by Wally@May 26 2018, 08:15 PM
Clock is winding down, the game is tied and a face off is deep in the offensive zone. Who do you send to the dot to win the draw? (On your team and then any player past or present)

There are good dudes/dudettes all over the league. Name your All-Good Duders Team.  Just straight personality based, forget about players/performance.

[b]Here’s a tricky one... A Las Vegas special... An expansion team is being created and you have to protect your players on your respective SHL teams. Select 7 forwards, 3 Defenseman and 1 Goalie... Lastly, we all lament losing folks... Name a couple of standout that are bound to get taken in an expansion draft of those left unprotected.


Hope all is well fellas[/b]

Oh, damn, this is fun. I might have to do this in the comments after the podcast is recorded.

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To Both Slappy & Bonk, how did you guys meet your wives for the first time? Was there something awkward said between you too, that you would like to share to us? Family friendly show guys Wink.

Also, Slappy, if LeBron does in fact leave Cleveland to win more chips? Where do you think he'll go. I can think of a few places he can go like Philly, Houston, LA.

Cheers to this impromptu podcast Cheers , even though I'll have to wait until November to legally drink in the States.

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Yes sirree boys and girls, its time once again for. North America's favorite entertainment spectacular, the one, the only Giant Masturbatory Sixty Minutes!
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Uh wait, that's not quite right. Its uh.....the Big Turd Minute....uh no. Well anyway, you probably get the point. Either way, we will be recording on Friday night, so get your questions and comments in here and help this clueless duo out, please.

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Evening guys!

i have a few questions for you fine fellas this evening...

Question #1

Last week Winnipeg got sassy as they posted a mock avatar of Calgary’s sacred dragon drum. Dragonite

As it turns out Calgary will once again meet up with Winnipeg in the playoffs, this time it’s in the opening round!

Slappy and Bonk, do you think the SIM GODS will look down upon this unprovoked avatorial assault of the good guy Calgary Dragons?

If/When Winnipeg’s loses their 3rd straight playoff series to Calgary ... should we expect a mock of our pretty red uniforms or of our performing enhanced parms???

I await your important answers to this query....



Question #2

http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showtopic=89823

This week we witnessed an interesting implosion of the Team USA clubhouse via a media article made by Avakael... stating that his player Metzler and team mate Charles Walker will not play for the United states in the IIHF tourny due to the arrival of Logan Jensen and the altamatum made by USA management to 'like it or leave it'

- Whats your thoughts on how the Jensen arrival was handled within the clubhouse?

- Since most players are locked into a team for life, Should IIHF players be allowed to sit out of they want and or retire there player if there not happy where they play?


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Now that I put questions into both Zach and Rich's threads to assuage my guilt, I unashamedly bump this thread above theirs so we can get a little more activity before tonight. Wink

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We actually solved that one, rip drama.

Ever read Harry Potter?

Buffalo clinches playoffs. How far do we go?

Which of the current late night talk show hosts is the least annoying?

We all botched our fantasy seasons pretty badly, along with most of the rest of the best ranking fantasy managers from those rankings I did (and will do again!Wink. The hell went wrong?

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Please discuss the Hijacking of Esa's SHL account last week by the two of you...

What were the parameters surrounding how you got onto my account, what was posted and talk about how much you two enjoyed violating my sanctity.

Also discuss what repercussion you expect Esa to lay on the both of you for this hanus act... Besides the obvious Otis B Driftwood line 4 rookie season 5% icetime. B)

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Slappy thoughts on the upcoming NBA Draft. What do you think the Knicks will do at the draft? Go off the board, or go for a familiar pick like Trae Young, his name has been a person of interest of the Knicks.

Also Bonky, have you been checking out the sim so far this S41 Season and your thoughts on the first round match-up with the Calgary Dragons?

And for both of you, what's your knowledge on the Japanese Scene of Wrestling? Companies like New Japan Pro Wrestling, All Japan Pro Wrestling, Pro Wrestling NOAH etc as well as the NWA outreach in Japan back in the 80s and 90s and even in the 2000s with TNA.

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Crossfit's First Career SHL Goal, 4. Manhattan Rage , Crossfit Jesus 1 (Pedro Sarantez, Nucky Toohoots) at 5:51

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Devitt's First Career SHL Goal, 5. Calgary Dragons , Prince Devitt 1 (Barry Batsbak 21, Mike Izzy 14) at 10:43




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Looks like you're set, so just one question. How should I feel about my sister graduating high school tonight?

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Quote:Originally posted by ztevans@Jun 8 2018, 10:51 PM
Looks like you're set, so just one question. How should I feel about my sister graduating high school tonight?
I was just going to write answered now we have to record for a minute.

Then Answered.

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We come to you with bowed head and blended knee, humbly asking for some small respite, a modicum of assistance in allowing us to record yet another hour of imbecility. Questions and comments here, please. Recording Friday night.

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We know the last 4 teams in the playoffs... Predictions? Who will surprise?

Does West Kendall stand a chance to break the curse? How many were sacrificed to darker powers to get past the first round and how many more will need to be sacrificed to keep this going?

Your ideal finals matchup?

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