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NamelessNate · 07-05-2018, 06:44 PM

Player Name: Nate Forsberg
Player Position: RW
Link to Player Page: In my sig
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 3
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Sniping scorer
Why should Vancouver draft you?: Because they take pity on me
Do you know anyone on the site?: Yeah I know a lot from PBE
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Colorado Avalanche
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: It depends on the number and type of condiments
Tell me a joke!:

DannyMethane · 07-05-2018, 06:50 PM

Player Name: Adam Taylor
Player Position: RW
Link to Player Page: Link
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4 to 4.5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Assist machine. I want to lead the SMJHL in assists by the end of S43
Why should Vancouver draft you?: If you're looking for an active, friendly member with a reputation not far off from Freddy Kruger, look no further.
Do you know anyone on the site?: I know several people and several people know me.
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Most comfortable.
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Dallas Stars
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: Yes
Tell me a joke!: God said unto John, "Come forth and receive everlasting life." John came fifth and received a toaster.

***notorioustig*** · 07-05-2018, 06:55 PM

Player Name: Tig Murphy
Player Position: Defense (Left)
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...pid2457059
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): Likely a 4 consistently, some days a 5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Dominant puck mover who isn't physical but can defend
Why should Vancouver draft you?: I'm a local kid and that should play well with the fanbase
Do you know anyone on the site?: No
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Edmonton
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: It is if you accidentally cut the bun too much so the halves separate. Otherwise it's a wrap
Tell me a joke!: Why did the squirrel float down the river on his back? To keep his nuts dry

***luke*** · 07-05-2018, 07:25 PM

Player Name: Luke Thomason
Player Position: LW
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87210
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 3.7
What sort of player are you looking to build?: A winger that is more of a playmaker than a shooter, is also good defensivly
Why should Vancouver draft you?: I would be a solid winger that would help your lineup and pass to your scorers
Do you know anyone on the site?: no
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: yes
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Flyers
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: no
Tell me a joke!: Andrew Mcdonald's contract

Sean · 07-05-2018, 07:56 PM

Player Name: Tony Pepperoni
Player Position: LW
Link to Player Page: Player Page - Update Thread
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 3-5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: An offensive monster
Why should Vancouver draft you?: Former Vancouver Whaler and I already know all the best pizza joints in the area.
Do you know anyone on the site?: I've dabbled with a couple
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Of course
Who is your favourite NHL team?: The Leafs
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: It's a taco
Tell me a joke!: The career of Tommy Salami.

Mordaciious · 07-05-2018, 11:11 PM

Player Name: Tobias Viklund

Player Position: Left Wing

Link to Player Page: Here

Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4-5

What sort of player are you looking to build?: A diverse power forward

Why should Vancouver draft you?: I'm pretty neutral with teams right now, but i'd be happy to be on any team thats friendly and accepting, because that's what I bring to the table!

Do you know anyone on the site?: Nope

Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yep!

Who is your favourite NHL team?: Penguins/knights

Is a hotdog a sandwich?: NO

Tell me a joke!: My social life

Mazatt · 07-05-2018, 11:35 PM

Player name Veikko Toivanen

Player Position: Left-Handed Defence-man

Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...pid2457245

Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 3

What sort of player are you looking to build?: Solid in the D-Zone and a good puck mover to generate offence/break out of zone.

Why should Vancouver draft you?: Vancouver should draft me because of the solid upside I can offer, mainly with adding to the defensive line-up's ability to generate offence without sacrificing defensive abilities

Do you know anyone on the site?: No

Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes, I frequently use Discord and am familiar with it.

Who is your favourite NHL team?: The Calgary Flames

Is a hotdog a sandwich?: If a Subway's a sandwich, so is a hot dog.

Tell me a joke!: A basketball player walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long body?"

Schultzy · 07-06-2018, 12:01 AM

Player Name: Pavel Pivonka
Player Position: Wing
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=87282
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): past twelve months: 0 today: 5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: sniper
Why should Vancouver draft you?: I figure I could be a late 2nd round pick that turns into at least a solid SMJHL scorer even if my SHL longevity is in question.
Do you know anyone on the site?: I know a couple sure.
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: yes i have discord
Who is your favourite NHL team?: capitals since 1995
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: no it is not. a hotdog has bread on the side, a sandwich has bread on the top and bottom. they're not the same
Tell me a joke!: Seppo Repo

Daddydonkers · 07-06-2018, 01:15 AM

Player Name: Jonatan Back
Player Position: D
Link to Player Page: Here you are!
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4/5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: Zdeno Chara-esque mobile shutdown D
Why should Vancouver draft you?: Because I won't let anyone score!
Do you know anyone on the site?: Nope I'm new and just getting to know people.
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Absolutely
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Sabres and pens
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: no
Tell me a joke!: "Is a hotdog a sandwich?"

***CaptainCrazy*** · 07-06-2018, 03:18 AM

Player Name: Gvidas Kazlauskas
Player Position: LW
Link to Player Page: http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=86558
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: scorer
Why should Vancouver draft you?: Because you want to score goals
Do you know anyone on the site?: Yes
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Buffalo Sabres
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: Noooo
Tell me a joke!: What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music

Leoben · 07-06-2018, 04:23 AM

Player Name: Petr Vrana
Player Position: Goalie
Link to Player Page: Sig
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 5, I'm usually always plugged in
What sort of player are you looking to build?: A Goalie
Why should Vancouver draft you?: Because. Next question.
Do you know anyone on the site?: Yea I know quite a few people, primarily associated with EDM and MTL
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Absolutely, use it all the time
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Capitals, not a band-wagoner
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: A hotdog is just wrong in general
Tell me a joke!:
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Smells like carrots around here.

Mayuu · 07-06-2018, 06:40 AM

Player Name: Hippo Passamus

Player Position: LW

Link to Player Page: Link

Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4

What sort of player are you looking to build?: Force-checking play maker

Why should Vancouver draft you?: Vancouver would get one of the most interesting players on the market, resembling more cannonball more then a hockey player. Hippos 5'6 290lbs while still fast on the feet and with a good pass. Perfect combination!

Do you know anyone on the site?: No

Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes

Who is your favourite NHL team?: Don't have one, I like to follow former players from Frölunda, being from Sweden the timezone doesn't really allow me to watch full games. (as a kid I liked Peter Forsberg and Colorado)

Is a hotdog a sandwich?: Is a hamburger a hotdog?

Tell me a joke!:
I was talking to my wife the other day and asked her how come she never tells me when she orgasms.
She told me she didn't wanna bother me while I was at work.

RETIRED

*Flowseidon* · 07-06-2018, 10:24 AM

Player Name: Josh Brogen
Player Position: LW
Link to Player Page: Here ya go
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4
What sort of player are you looking to build?: All around offensive threat
Why should Vancouver draft you?: I'll be sure to be making plenty of posts about my shenanigans on and off the ice. Plus, I steam a good ham.
Do you know anyone on the site?: A few from my first round of this. Hopefully people remember me fondly!
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Absolutely
Who is your favourite NHL team?: New Jersey Devils
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: No, a hot dog bun is a single piece of bread, making it closer to an open face wrap than a sandwich.
Tell me a joke!: Why did the yogurt go to the museum? It wanted to become cultured.

JRed94 · 07-06-2018, 01:32 PM

Player Name: Jack Kennedy
Player Position: LW
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...ck+Kennedy
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4
What sort of player are you looking to build?: strong-skating sniper
Why should Vancouver draft you?: hometown kid, great in the room and on the ice, I have a dog who I often photograph haha
Do you know anyone on the site?: no
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: 100p
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Canucks
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: Well... I mean if you take away the bun--it's still a hot dog. Take the bacon out of a BLT and you have yourself a strip of bacon.
Tell me a joke!: I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”

AW13 · 07-06-2018, 01:44 PM

Player Name: Johannes Leitner
Player Position: Goalie
Link to Player Page: http://www.simulationhockey.com/showthre...?tid=86837
Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day): 4.5
What sort of player are you looking to build?: GGOAT
Why should Vancouver draft you?: read above, I want to be the greatest goalie of all time
Do you know anyone on the site?: A few people from PBE and NSFL
Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?: Yes
Who is your favourite NHL team?: Bruins
Is a hotdog a sandwich?: IMO, no.
Tell me a joke!: What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

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