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Ashes · 09-29-2018, 01:07 PM

09-29-2018, 12:43 PMKing Wrote:
09-29-2018, 09:29 AMluketd Wrote: ... Esa’s recreate. The moment shocks the crowd. After a very long time Esa is in the league, could this be a prophecy?? Could this be Esa’s recreate foretold in front of us?

The robot jumps out and begins to speak...

I have returned in a new form. But this time, I'm not here to build the Dragons up but I am here to destroy them. I am the Anti-Esa. The roboto's eyes go black, lightning strikes, and he begins his plan to destroy the Calgary Dragons franchise.

The first step of his plan is to....

...take over ownership of the Dragons and then relocate the team to Utica. Utica, Missisippi, that is - a small town with under 900 residents. And then he will...

***luke*** · 09-29-2018, 01:10 PM

Burn the city to the ground and build walls around the stadium, changing fans 500 dollars to enter the building. After that esa started to take over other towns near it, burning down those towns to build...

*Good_Ole_Kimmy* · 09-29-2018, 01:10 PM

...trade away all of their best players for reasons that can only be rationalized as a way to save money, but also effectively kill the fanbase...

King · 09-29-2018, 01:29 PM

09-29-2018, 01:10 PMGood_Ole_Kimmy Wrote: ...trade away all of their best players for reasons that can only be rationalized as a way to save money, but also effectively kill the fanbase...

.... the biggest move being the shopping of fan favourite #1 defensemen Adam Kaiser for months, only to deal him to the LA panthers in what can only be described as a terrible return, trading there 1st round pick which may be 1st OA to the Seattle Riot for a disgruntled C who wanted to leave Seattle, and then waiving another fan favourite, only to call him back up after nobody takes him. This Mecha-Esa is out for blood, no GM would do such moronic thing, poor Otta--- I mean, Calgary.

Once he finished slaughtering the team morale and future he moved on to....

Mayuu · 09-29-2018, 01:51 PM

09-29-2018, 01:29 PMKing Wrote:
09-29-2018, 01:10 PMGood_Ole_Kimmy Wrote: ...trade away all of their best players for reasons that can only be rationalized as a way to save money, but also effectively kill the fanbase...

.... the biggest move being the shopping of fan favourite #1 defensemen Adam Kaiser for months, only to deal him to the LA panthers in what can only be described as a terrible return, trading there 1st round pick which may be 1st OA to the Seattle Riot for a disgruntled C who wanted to leave Seattle, and then waiving another fan favourite, only to call him back up after nobody takes him. This Mecha-Esa is out for blood, no GM would do such moronic thing, poor Otta--- I mean, Calgary.

Once he finished slaughtering the team morale and future he moved on to....

Secure the new main sponsor, pornhub.
The new team colors is now orange and black with a big pornhub logo. He then renamed the town to pound town..

RETIRED

King · 09-29-2018, 02:10 PM

09-29-2018, 01:51 PMMayuu Wrote: Secure the new main sponsor, pornhub.
The new team colors is now orange and black with a big pornhub logo. He then renamed the town to pound town..

So the pound town dragons, sponsored by pornhub, began there first season. On opening night they announced there new captain, coming over from overseas, Asspancakes! First alternate is Mr. Shit! And Second alternate is Gritty! Gritty being the one redeeming part of the team.

The pound town dragons were ready to start there new season when on opening night a member of the edmonton blizzard....

***luke*** · 09-29-2018, 02:17 PM

09-29-2018, 02:10 PMKing Wrote:
09-29-2018, 01:51 PMMayuu Wrote: Secure the new main sponsor, pornhub.
The new team colors is now orange and black with a big pornhub logo. He then renamed the town to pound town..

So the pound town dragons, sponsored by pornhub, began there first season. On opening night they announced there new captain, coming over from overseas, Asspancakes! First alternate is Mr. Shit! And Second alternate is Gritty! Gritty being the one redeeming part of the team.

The pound town dragons were ready to start there new season when on opening night a member of the edmonton blizzard....

And just like those classic Pizza Guy videos, the pound town Dragons got their money’s worth getting drilled by Edmonton, it was a spectacle to watch as..

hats_4_days · 09-29-2018, 02:21 PM

hacked into the new state of the art 4K video board and started to browse the main sponsors Pornhub website and started viewing a clip. the video being shown was none other than...

King · 09-29-2018, 02:35 PM

(I'll work in both replies)

09-29-2018, 02:17 PMluketd Wrote: And just like those classic Pizza Guy videos, the pound town Dragons got their money’s worth getting drilled by Edmonton, it was a spectacle to watch as..

09-29-2018, 02:21 PMhats_4_days Wrote: hacked into the new state of the art 4K video board and started to browse the main sponsors Pornhub website and started viewing a clip. the video being shown was none other than...

... full leaks of all the "special" videos the Halifax Raiders send each other in there LR. The audience was stunned, confused, aroused, curious, and uncomfortable. Thank God the 2nd period intermission show for the Edm/Cgy game was a musical performance by....

White Cornerback · 09-29-2018, 02:54 PM

09-29-2018, 02:35 PMKing Wrote: ... full leaks of all the "special" videos the Halifax Raiders send each other in there LR. The audience was stunned, confused, aroused, curious, and uncomfortable. Thank God the 2nd period intermission show for the Edm/Cgy game was a musical performance by....

Elsa and spiderman. Yes finally they were getting the respect they deserve and had earned throughout the years, they were after all die hard SHL fans who frequently tuned in to the latest and greatest SHL and SMJHL teams currently competing in the league. I of course love the elsa and spiderman videos myself because I am a...

King · 09-29-2018, 03:28 PM

09-29-2018, 02:54 PMWhite Cornerback Wrote: Elsa and spiderman. Yes finally they were getting the respect they deserve and had earned throughout the years, they were after all die hard SHL fans who frequently tuned in to the latest and greatest SHL and SMJHL teams currently competing in the league. I of course love the elsa and spiderman videos myself because I am ...

Spiderman. Yes White Cornerback is spiderman, not only that, but actually the entire Avengers team are all secretly members of the SHL. We will reveal them now one at a time in epic fashion.

First is Leshaun King as Black Widow. Yes the San Francisco Pride centre is actually the super hero Black Widow, the red hair was a wig after all.

Second is.....

Harry Hans · 09-29-2018, 03:43 PM

Retired Scrub, and former Manhattan Winger Harry Hans, he's playing as Venom, yes you heard me right. He's also playing as extras in the movie as well.

Third is...

Steelhead77 · 09-29-2018, 03:46 PM

09-29-2018, 03:43 PMHarry Hans Wrote: Retired Scrub, and former Manhattan Winger Harry Hans, he's playing as Venom, yes you heard me right. He's also playing as extras in the movie as well.

Third is...

The third is Mike Izzy, playing The Hulk... Izzy is a very nice guy, but you do not want to anger Izzy.. You don't want to see what happens with Hulk Izzy gets angry...

The fourth is...

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- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History -
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45

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ToeDragon84 · 09-29-2018, 04:06 PM

.. "BOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOO" - The crowd cries out "FUCK THE AVENGERS" they say. One user yells "KING ISN'T BLACK WIDOW THEY'RE LYING!!!" ..."HE'S GOT A TAIL I HEARD!!!" someone else exclaims...

***luke*** · 09-29-2018, 04:18 PM

... someone in the crowd starts chanting “Justice League” “justice league” as fans starting arguing, people all across the SHL people are divided until a couple days later this shl gm said ...

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