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Welcome to the Bojo Score, where I rank skaters based on a patent-pending formula that definitely has scientific proof for it's usefulness and definitely not just a random assortment of values.

Every player in the SHL has been scouted out and evaluated based completely on their attributes. Did you ever want to determine who the best player in the world is right now?

Well lucky for you, baby birds, because I'm about to feed ya.

Top 10 skaters

Dragons C - Mike Izzy - 95.15
Platoon W - Dani Forsberg - 95.07
Stampede D - Alexis Metzler - 94.96
Blizzard D - Tor Tuck - 94.85
Dragons W - Joe Kurczewski - 94.78
Dragons W - Roman Augustus - 94.67
Blizzard W - Teddy Cuddles - 94.63
Wolfpack C - Tigole Bitties - 94.41
Stampede W - Luke Atmey - 94.30
Jets C - Jason Visser - 94.22

Based on the top 10 alone, it looks like Calgary would be dominating the leaderboards. But as of right now they're (safely) in the fourth spot in the West. Less can be said about Stampede's two appearances on the list, with them on the outside looking in. Then ya got yer boi, Dani "bang your mom" Forsberg at number 2 representing the eagles.

Yeah yeah, top 10's are cool. but who sucks the most?

Suckiest Top 10 Skaters

245 Chiefs W - Sinn Nolan - 60.67
246 Riot D - Brett Jones - 60.63
247 Chiefs W - Sterling Slaughter - 60.07
248 Renegades - I Shattenkirksbed - 59.65
249 Jets W - Jensen Trygg - 59.07
250 Wolfpack C - Thomas Reynolds - 58.93
251 Wolfpack W - Hugh Manatee - 57.41
252 Stampede D - Fjorm Lyeskov - 56.85
253 Renegades W - McCringle Fuck - 55.93
254 Renegades C - Trevor Beaulieu - 55.74

Wow. Look at this list of sorry saps. I'm pretty sure none of these people are active, but if they were they'd need to be put down asap. McCringle Fuck would have been higher if the score had included a factor dealing with name coolness. But I mean renegades, bruh, step yo game up. Jensen Trygg, I'm gonna need you to trygg again. Sterling "needs to be" Slaughter. I Shattenmyrosterlineup.

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(This post was last modified: 11-26-2018, 03:59 PM by DeletedAtUserRequest.)

Best player in the world. That’s a hot tag line to add next to ones name
 Towel

a formula that looks at all attributes and accounts for offence and defense?
Where has this been all my life.

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11-26-2018, 03:52 PMMike Izzy Wrote: Best player in the world. That’s a hot tag line to add next to ones name
 Towel

a formula that looks at all attributes and accounts for offence and defense?
Where has this been all my life.

The Bojo score does not lie*.




* disclaimer bojo often lies.

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@.bojo give us the full list

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11-26-2018, 04:13 PMZoone16 Wrote: @.bojo give us the full list

@Zoone16

At the top of the OP
It’s says ‘link to data’

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Is c your patent lawyer?

Your mental health is just as important as your physical health. Please take care of it. Here are some helpful links just in case.

Algonquin College Student Support Services - 613-727-4723
Crisis Text Line - Text 'HOME' to 741741
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Kid's Help Phone - 1-800-668-6868
Mental Health Hotline Ontario - 1-866-531-2600
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 1-800-273-8255

Click here for a list of crisis centres within Canada
Suicide Prevention Resource Centre
Suicide Awareness Voices of Education

If you have the contact info to your local mental help centres, let me know!

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11-26-2018, 04:13 PMZoone16 Wrote: @.bojo give us the full list

it's the first thing in the op, doofus

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11-26-2018, 04:14 PMr1c3bowl22 Wrote: Is c your patent lawyer?

He's engineering, bruh

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11-26-2018, 04:16 PM.bojo Wrote:
11-26-2018, 04:14 PMr1c3bowl22 Wrote: Is c your patent lawyer?

He's engineering, bruh

Smh he's tryna be a patent lawyer, get a grip on your life.

Also, check out those "fucking Renegadesss" - Deener, 2015

Your mental health is just as important as your physical health. Please take care of it. Here are some helpful links just in case.

Algonquin College Student Support Services - 613-727-4723
Crisis Text Line - Text 'HOME' to 741741
Distress Centre Ottawa and Region - 613-288-3311
Good2Talk - 1-866-925-5454
Kid's Help Phone - 1-800-668-6868
Mental Health Hotline Ontario - 1-866-531-2600
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 1-800-273-8255

Click here for a list of crisis centres within Canada
Suicide Prevention Resource Centre
Suicide Awareness Voices of Education

If you have the contact info to your local mental help centres, let me know!

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11-26-2018, 04:18 PMr1c3bowl22 Wrote:
11-26-2018, 04:16 PM.bojo Wrote: He's engineering, bruh

Smh he's tryna be a patent lawyer, get a grip on your life.

Also, check out those "fucking Renegadesss" - Deener, 2015

Oh whoops.

See he's doing it wrong. You just fall in love with somebody going to law school, not actually go to one.

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11-26-2018, 04:15 PM.bojo Wrote:
11-26-2018, 04:13 PMZoone16 Wrote: @.bojo give us the full list

it's the first thing in the op, doofus

Uhhhh..... I meant the all-time list of all players in their prime. :eyes:

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(This post was last modified: 11-26-2018, 04:30 PM by DeletedAtUserRequest.)

11-26-2018, 04:28 PMZoone16 Wrote:
11-26-2018, 04:15 PM.bojo Wrote: it's the first thing in the op, doofus

Uhhhh..... I meant the all-time list of all players in their prime. :eyes:


This should be added and updated each season and apart of the illustrious Bojo box package. Or at the very least added to the SHL stats section.

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11-26-2018, 04:30 PMMike Izzy Wrote:
11-26-2018, 04:28 PMZoone16 Wrote: Uhhhh..... I meant the all-time list of all players in their prime. :eyes:


This should be added and updated each season and apart of the illustrious Bojo box package. Or at the very least added to the SHL stats section.

I'd only be able to go back to shl seasons where we still have the roster pages, but it's doable.

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I am criminally underpaid @JR95

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11-26-2018, 04:37 PMInsayne Wrote: I am criminally underpaid @JR95

Oops sorry miscalculation Forsberg is 2nd best, uh, potato.

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