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GoonerBear · 11-29-2018, 10:48 PM

Mazatt · 11-30-2018, 01:32 AM

The Band:

Alright, pull up a seat folks cause I got seam real shit to lay down on you. All these other bands of diddly doinks are bound for failure. You're juggling a hockey, a music, and a group of peeps. How you think that's gonna work?? You gonna hockey, and when one of y'all makes a bad play you fight. And when you fight the music suffers and the band goes to shit. Simple arithmetic. That's why Veikka Toivanen is going off on his own. That's right, he will be joining the rap gang under the pseudonym Lil' Fin D (pronounced like lil' find but a lot of emphasis on the D). While the rest of you will be struggling he'll be out here on the glockenspiel, hitting up the sound board, crafting up sexy beats that send out a signal that let all of the Colorado women know--this guy fucks. And while he does fuck, he does NOT fuck around. He has an album lined up for release. Once a team he is apart of wins a challenge or four star cup, he'll be out on the ground featuring a new take on the classic Queen song "We Are the Champions", and a new single called "Champion's, We Are". Not only that, he is launching into a new venture in his career, hitting up the Sound Cloud universe to let loose singles that don't fit into the themes of his albums. Yeah. You're getting rapped on from all angles. Suck it. And that first single, releasing before the playoffs start? Well... be on the look out for FINe Dicky, the single.

Oh, but what is this? He plays more than just the glockenspiel? That's right. Veikka Toivanen has taken the time to learn the Vuvuzela, Triangle, Autotune, and the Bagpipes. It is an assault of flavor all over your ears. If you don't like it, you can stick the bagpipes where the sun don't shine. Back to the plan, however, Veikka has a long plan for sustained success in the industry. Year one, release singles and one major album. Year two, Release a single album. Year three? Nothing. Make em wait for the music, make them dependent on it. Make them yearn for the olden days before, in year 4, a throwback album of classic songs is released, and a week later the newest album drops. Year three is also a useful year to take a break on because all of the other hockey bands will be faltering from in fighting and other issues. So yeah, watch out cause this mans is coming into the world of sound cloud rapping faster than the girls come after him in the club. #Lil' Fin D

Toivo · 11-30-2018, 03:14 AM

Kahn's PBE PT

***Gaia Mormont*** · 11-30-2018, 08:44 AM

The strangest gathering of non-kindred spirits have formed the SHL band “Band of Thrones”. The lead singer, if you could call it singing, is Ignatius Blunt with a deep Slovenian accent belting out their first hit single “If I hear any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth”

This hit has already gone platinum in the Baltics.

Goku Muerto appears in the second single that is dropping this week with his amazing solo on the wooden spoons that will blow your mind. It is entitled “What the fuck's a Lommy?” It has a diverse collection of beats and an excellent description of a Lommy, but you have to listen closely for it.

And wait for the third track to be released just in time for Christmas which included Beujeaux Biscuit guest jamming to the sweet southern sound of a clay jug with three X’s on it mixed with a grasshopper's melodic tune for the single “Eat shit, dwarf.”

All in all this album is bound to be a killer.

***39alaska39*** · 11-30-2018, 12:49 PM

Fresh off of yet another lottery loss, comes the band that everyone has been clamoring for: "Rage against the Lottery!"

Featuring David Kastrba on the guitar, Sulak O'Hritea on the bass, Tokek Takshak on the trombone, Alex Winters on the keys, and Jax Aittokallo on the vocals, this collection of star Rage prospects and players (and Takshak) has decided to take their frustration out after losing the draft lottery again through music!

With hit songs including "Eggy Hates Us", "TDZ's a Dictator!", and their platinum debut single "This Has to Be Rigged," Rage Against the Lottery is preparing for their first North American Tour coming up here shortly. With tour stops including a West Coast stretch stopping in San Francisco, Los Angeles and Seattle as well as a Canadian run in Edmonton, Calgary, Winnipeg, and Hamilton, Rage Against the Lottery is preparing to take over North America with their fantastic concerts as well as their powerful frustration music!

@hewasajazzman @MyLittleHexx @GeckoeyGecko @JayWhy

Alex Winters (retired)
Matej Winters (retired)
Dominik Winters
S45 Jesster Trophy Winner
Challenge Cup Winning Goal Club: S52

Shmurph · 11-30-2018, 03:05 PM

I don't know why it must be on a DC cover, but here it is :
The Boxing League of Minnesota

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@ArGarBarGar @Baelor Swift @Leppish @wumaduce @sarmo

*Flowseidon* · 11-30-2018, 03:24 PM

I’m proud to present the league’s newest group formed in the dressing rooms of San Francisco. Formerly a burlesque group, the San Francisco Pussycat Dolls will be bringing forward titilatting performaces showing off those bodies that they built while playing for the Pride.
With their leading hit single “Make My Lion Roar” the Pride young guns Leshaun King, Goku Muerto, Jeff Brogen, and Luke Thomason will keep you up and dancing all show long. These multi-talented boys with sweet voices, long legs, and beautiful body hair have a wide range of choreographed dances, auto-tune settings, and acrobatics that will make the show fly by. We swear, the speed it goes by will have nothing to do with the fact that they only currently have one song.
While none of them will be playing instruments, or even singing live, they have a live band who will be playing with them but hidden in the shadows all night, but that won’t be an issue as you’ll just be mesmerized by this set.

Jearim · 11-30-2018, 05:02 PM

The SHL is full of talent, Some players however have more talent that just on ice. The Newest Talent out of the SHL is a band called PuckStop Boys. The band consists of Kata Vilde (Keys, Vocals), Walter Hobbs (Guitar, Vocals), Petr Vrana (Drums), Tommy Tuck (Bass, Vocals), and Cedric Moreau (CowBell).

The Boys Met at the All-star Game weekend and went Karaokeing together when they realized that their talents were better than the average. After weeks of getting together to write rock and pop music, they finally released their Ep with 2 singles, Puck, Puck baby and Baby got Puck. Each being hits on the charts.

With the success they are having, they plan on touring this coming off season with industry legends, AC/DC. The 2 month tour will hopefully not effect next seasons performance, but if they should start to fall in SHL caliber, maybe, just maybe they can make a career in the Music industry.

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Beaver · 11-30-2018, 06:11 PM

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Paq · 11-30-2018, 06:35 PM

PBE PT

***luke*** · 11-30-2018, 07:39 PM

To start with I would choose @SlashACM as the Drummer. You know, being a goalie is kinda like being a drummer, a lot of the time you forget who they are, and when you hear their name youre like "Sounds familiar but I forget who they are apart of. But a drummers role is important as they need to keep the pace of the music, and so does the goalie. For the bass guitar I would obviously choose @Nobody because nobody knows literally any bass guitarist in the history of the world. He can lay down the sicked grooves, and he's from the UK, and thats where some of the best bands come from because its so shit outside they just sit inside and play music. The Lead Singer would be the one, the only @Beaver as he is literal sex. And the keyboard player is @Grapehead because after the surgery on the grape he has to avenge his fellow grapes through the power of song.

Their hit song, B is for Banned, reach #1 in Lichtenstein and #12 on the UK charts. THe Name of the band is Called "R for Rush", and you get the theme of the songs after that. They play a mix between Mongolian Throat Singing and Kidz Bop. They recently went to Burning Man with their new Single "D is for DDos"

***Ragnar*** · 11-30-2018, 09:18 PM

The Has Beens is a three piece band of fucking losers from Los Angeles who spent all their contract money on hookers and blow, so they had to make a local band to play in dive bars around Los Angeles county. On vocals and guitar is Brian Morley (me), whose musical influences include Kidz Bop, Lil Pump and The Black Dahlia Murder. He has been playing guitar for around three weeks and has had a vocal coach for about eight days now. On bass and back up vocals is @Merica Much like his on ice product, his bass playing needs a lot of work. He started out playing the bass well, but disappeared and quit playing for a while. Morley only brought him in because he felt bad for him. His musical influences include The Beach Boys and that’s it. On drums is @Wasty Much like his on ice product, he’s actually good at the drums. He was picked for the band because he’s actually good at drums. His musical influences include Led Zepplin and Metallica. Their single “We used to be relevant” topped the charts at #640 and their album “Please for the love of god buy this” has sold three copies.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

Mac · 11-30-2018, 10:50 PM

The band would consist of Pringe George Alumni,

Dean Colt/Mac (Drums)
- The drummer is easily the craziest most of the time for bands, stuck in back out of site and mind. The speedy skill at which Dean can blast out a beat will tear your faceoff

Marek Vyskoc/Artermis (Lead Guitar)
- If you have ever seen a picture of this chap, you would understand that lead guitar is his denstiny with the magnificant mane of metal hair this young man has.

Nathan Russell/Prettyburn (Vocals/Keyboard)
- You want someone with a powerful voice, and how awesome are metal bands with a lead female vocalist.

Connor O'Reilly/TheNextGreatOne (Rhytm Guitar)
- The interactions between him and Mac, would drive people bonkers, but some bands like U2, have members whom you cant stand talking.

Chris Fekete/Fekete (Bass)
- The man, the myth, the legend. One of the most underrated stars in SHL history.

And would play a brand of music, known simply as Fetal, a combination of folk music and metal, but having songs ranging from soaring power ballads, to gut churning black metal levels, all brought on by the incredible voice of Prettyburn

Muerto · 12-01-2018, 07:32 AM

At the S43 SMJHL All-Star game, 2 players who may otherwise have had little in common found a common source of joy - a deep love of early- to mid-90's gangsta rap

They started a channel on skype in which they would give their Euro-flavored take on such hardcore raps as 'Straight Outa Compton' by NWA, 'Cop Killer' by Ice T, and 'Big Poppa' by Biggie. Thei r sound really began to groove, and they started making mixmash loops which became something of an underground club smash in several countries including Hungary, Latvia, Norway, and Bangladesh.

These 2 players have agreed in the offseason to hit a studio and record an album of multiple covers, updating their repertoire to include some Eminem, Snopp Dogg, and Tupac tracks.

Those players - Goku @Muerto of San Francisco, and Ignatius Blunt @Gaia Mormont of Winnipeg! They may suck on the ice but they are super chill with their raps!

Chris-McZehrl · 12-01-2018, 01:09 PM

@Gifter of Bikes
@sarmo
@RomanesEuntDomus
@fever95
@Duey

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