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Darrow, Hamilton throw down the gauntlet regarding Buffalo rumors
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(This post was last modified: 01-16-2019, 09:29 PM by hhh81.)

"Rompus Room Fuckery": Darrow, Hamilton throw down the gauntlet regarding Buffalo rumors
By: Elijah Sadpants, Buffalo Evening Report

Amongst the recent media hubbub surrounding the Buffalo Stampede, a growing rumor has begun to gain steam. Several media outlets have reported that Buffalo general manager @WannabeFinn will step down in disrepute and shame, and will be replaced by @ThatDamnWalrus with @Pingy Pingu named special assistant to the GM. At least one Stampede prospect wants nothing to do with this rumor, and has taken steps to continue his professional career elsewhere.

"If Finn steps down, I will demand a trade," SMJHL defenseman and fourth overall pick in the S45 SMJHL Draft Cassius Darrow told our reporters. "I've already informed management as such, requesting WBF's last action as GM being trading me."

"Cassius is a serious young man who wants to win. We are in agreement he's too good for rumpus room fuckery from a management team he does not trust," Johnny Hamilton, Darrow's agent and Federation Head for Team Germany, told us. "Darrow wants to win, and entrusts Finn and @Tomen's leadership. The same could not be said of the rumored past-and-future replacement."

"Short of a trade, I have made it clear that we will refuse to negotiate a new contract with a Pingy-Walrus front office," Hamilton continued.

This news will send shockwaves through the SHL, as many teams will likely clamor to try to acquire the young defenseman if made available. Darrow and Hamilton would not confirm whether or not there was a preferred list of destinations shared with management. Harry Hemmert of the Athletic has reported that a list of three teams were shared with Tomen and Finn, in case the worst occurs for current management. 

When asked about the recent outcries from current Stampede players like @White Cornerback, @Avakael, @Zombiewolf, @karey and @kit, Hamilton and Darrow were far less forthcoming.

"Cassius is not in the locker room, so he cannot speak to what is going on with his SHL team. His focus remains with his current team, as the captain of the Raptors, and helping their crop of young rookies excel and push toward a deep playoff run."

"[Finn] has been nothing but honest and fair with me as a prospect. We spoke earlier today about my intentions to play at least one more season with the Raptors before starting my SHL career with the Stampede," Darrow shared. "This was after my agent let him know that he has our full support, and that we will not remain part of the Buffalo organization under Walrus."

The powers that be in Buffalo are cursing this media frenzy in light of a disappointing season that has Buffalo outside of playoff position currently. They will have to decide whether to listen more to current players wanting an ouster of the GM or the young prospects who endorse current management's leadership.

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something smells
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01-16-2019, 09:39 PMSamee Wrote: something smells

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

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01-16-2019, 09:53 PMZombiewolf Wrote:
01-16-2019, 09:39 PMSamee Wrote: something smells

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

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01-17-2019, 12:00 AMGCool Wrote:
01-16-2019, 09:53 PMZombiewolf Wrote: Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

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What?

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01-17-2019, 12:08 AMZombiewolf Wrote:
01-17-2019, 12:00 AMGCool Wrote: A N C H O V I E S

What?

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01-17-2019, 12:10 AMGCool Wrote:
01-17-2019, 12:08 AMZombiewolf Wrote: What?

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01-17-2019, 12:15 AMZombiewolf Wrote:
01-17-2019, 12:10 AMGCool Wrote: A N C H O V I E S

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