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Offline Wibbly McButternutz
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#1
02-22-2019, 11:50 AM (This post was last modified: 02-22-2019, 12:15 PM by Wibbly McButternutz.)

Chaz Anderson offered to write this one but I feel the need to address some of you individually/personally.  Yes, my my grammar is shit - could be all those hit's to the head but more likely, i don't give 2 flying fucks.

Let's start off with the scum-bag Troy Reynolds (@sharksisback).  This muther fucker.  First off, Detroit, as a city, is already an embarrassment, doesn't need my help.  If anything, my presence in the City is bringing it a little notoriety & credibility.  Second - Cheerleaders love me, ask your mom.  Third - I'm the hero.  Children look up to me.  Let's stop dancing around this dumb-fuck world we live in and start speaking our minds.  "ooohhh did i offend you?"  Don't care, fuck you.  It's hard to say too many bad things about you yet.. only cuz i need more dirt.  Either way, I'm gonna to break all the bones in your face with my fists.

Esa Parmborg (@Steelhead77)  - "OOOOHHH, look at me.  I'm a bit of a big deal around here."  I'd like to say that nobody cares cuz they clearly do, but what a joke.  1st overall.  Laughable.  Fight me.  On a lighter note, thanks for the kind words in your article.  Cheers.

Jax Duggan (@SecondSucks22) - "let's me keep Wibbly in check."  Right.  You and your shrimp dick, right?  HAHA

@notorioustig - You wanna know how to write an article, look no further.  I couldn't have described myself any better.  Props to Tig and cheers for all your help!

Eko van Otter (@"bwrabbitt") - I'm glad you turned the corner.  Looks like mommy finally taught you to not judge a book but it's cover.  Cheers buddy!

To EVERYONE.. Nobody wants to read a fucking novel.. quit spewing garbage and keep it short.. "But I want the money,"  and "It's 2 times bonus week." If you want people to actually read it, don't be dumb.

Anyways, Luv you all
Wibbz

To anyone i missed.. I don't care, fuck you.

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02-22-2019, 12:10 PM

Oof

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02-22-2019, 12:47 PM

Popcorn

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02-22-2019, 01:02 PM (This post was last modified: 02-22-2019, 01:37 PM by SecondSucks22.)

"you and your shrimp dick" listen if I got a high dicking penalty  it would be 5 and a game for intent to injure, not your 2minute minor

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02-22-2019, 01:03 PM

Wibbley be like....

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C.K. Supernaw! “

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02-22-2019, 01:12 PM

Wibbly, you're playing with fire and you're gonna get burned if you keep it up kiddo.

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02-22-2019, 01:13 PM

fuck you too wibbly butternutsquash

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02-22-2019, 01:16 PM

02-22-2019, 01:12 PMsharksisback Wrote: Wibbly, you're playing with fire and you're gonna get burned if you keep it up kiddo.

Well then get me some marshmellows.

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02-22-2019, 01:20 PM

02-22-2019, 01:02 PMSecondSucks22 Wrote:  listen if I got a high sucking penalty

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02-22-2019, 01:21 PM

02-22-2019, 01:13 PMTnlAstatine Wrote: fuck you too wibbly butternutsquash

Who are you?

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02-22-2019, 01:27 PM

Falling to the 3rd round must have hurt you deep deep inside poor boy

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02-22-2019, 01:28 PM

02-22-2019, 01:21 PMWibbly McButternutz Wrote:
02-22-2019, 01:13 PMTnlAstatine Wrote: fuck you too wibbly butternutsquash

Who are you?

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02-22-2019, 01:35 PM

02-22-2019, 01:27 PMNJD93 Wrote: Falling to the 3rd round must have hurt you deep deep inside poor boy

Like you can't imagine...  It's ok for men to cry, FYI

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02-22-2019, 01:40 PM

02-22-2019, 01:20 PMslothfacekilla Wrote:
02-22-2019, 01:02 PMSecondSucks22 Wrote:  listen if I got a high sucking penalty

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You saw nothing sloth boy, focus on being a good team

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02-22-2019, 01:41 PM

02-22-2019, 01:35 PMWibbly McButternutz Wrote:
02-22-2019, 01:27 PMNJD93 Wrote: Falling to the 3rd round must have hurt you deep deep inside poor boy

Like you can't imagine...  It's ok for men to cry, FYI

"men"

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