05-30-2019, 01:56 AM Wally Wrote: 05-29-2019, 10:31 PM Grapehead Wrote:
I dunno how you think you have any ground to be defensive about that situation dude lmao you fucked up in epic fashion
S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III | G | Ottawa Highlanders =============Transactions============== - Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78) - Drafted 35th overall by New Orleans (S79) S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retired =============Transactions============== - Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59) - Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60) - Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63) - Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.) - Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76) - Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78) ================Trophies================ - Aidan Richan Award (S65) S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM
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Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
Wally
05-30-2019, 07:39 AM Grapehead Wrote: 05-30-2019, 01:56 AM Wally Wrote:
Defensive? Your statement was wrong. Period. Own your own shit... and stop blaming and bitching ten seasons later. Seriously.
Kyle Wahlters || Former General Manager ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Portland Admirals AGM - S31 | 21-27-2 | Portland Admirals GM - S32 | 7-40-3 | Portland Admirals GM - S33 | 20-24-6 | Portland Admirals GM - S34 | 30-16-4 | Western Conference Champion Portland Admirals GM - S35 | 29-18-3 | Western Conference Champion Calgary Dragons HC - S59 | 42-20-4 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons HC - S60 | 38-21-7 | Lost in Western Conference Finals Calgary Dragons HC - S61 | 34-26-6 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons AGM - S62 | 36-23-7 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S63 | 36-22-8 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S64 | 19-43-4 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S65 | 38-23-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S66 | 38-26-2 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S67 | 47-16-3 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S68 | 46-16-4 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S69 | 13-50-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S70 | 6-57-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S71 | 10-56-0 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S72 | 14-48-4 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S73 | 22-39-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S74 | 30-33-3 | Lost in First Round SMJHL Montreal Militia AGM - S45 | 29-19-2 | Lost in Quarterfinals Montreal Militia AGM - S46 | 24-21-5 | Lost in Semi-Finals IIHF Austria GM - S57 | 3-8-1 Austria GM - S58 | 2-9-1 Austria GM - S59 | 1-9-2 Austria GM - S60 | 3-9-0 Austria GM - S61 | 5-7-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 Lance Uppercut Award S60 Coach of the Year Award S61 Coach of the Year Award Oleksander Olli O'Koivu || C || Regina Elk || Rookie Name: Oleksander Olli O'Koivu Age: 17 Birthplace: Netherlands ------------------------------------------------------------ Cale Amundsen || G || Calgary/Seattle || 1,298 TPE Name: Cale Amundsen Age: 21 Birthplace: Netherlands IIHF Affiliation: Austria ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: S55 - 5 GP | 4-0-1 | 3 SO | .958 SV% | 0.59 GAA | 79 GR S56 - 5 GP | 3-2-0 | 1 SO | .914 SV% | 1.81 GAA | 70 GR S57 - 20 GP | 15-2-0 | 3 SO | .924 SV% | 1.51 GAA | 67 GR S58 - 18 GP | 15-2-0 | 1 SO | .927 SV% | 1.72 GAA | 74 GR S59 - 24 GP | 18-5-1 | 1 SO | .906 SV% | 2.61 GAA | 69 GR S60 - 29 GP | 15-10-3 | 2 SO | .921 SV% | 2.81 GAA | 79 GR S61 - 50 GP | 26-19-4 | 2 SO | .919 SV% | 2.86 GAA | 77 GR S62 - 47 GP | 24-15-5 | 2 SO | .918 SV% | 3.26 GAA | 76 GR SHL Playoff Totals: S60 - 11 GP | 5-4-1 | 1 SO | .930 SV% | 2.75 GAA | 81 GR S61 - 10 GP | 5-3-2 | 1 SO | .931 SV% | 2.38 GAA | 82 GR S62 - 7 GP | 3-3-1 | 0 SO | .911 SV% | 3.78 GAA | 78 GR SMJHL Regular Season Totals: S53 - 43 GP | 21-17-4 | 5 SO | .919 SV% | 2.68 GAA | 74 GR S54 - 41 GP | 28-10-3 | 5 SO | .911 SV% | 2.31 GAA | 69 GR S55 - 40 GP | 26-8-5 | 6 SO | .917 SV% | 2.06 GAA | 69 GR S56 - 42 GP | 25-14-3 | 7 SO | .914 SV% | 2.45 GAA | 70 GR ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S53 SMJHL 1st Team S53 SMJHL All-Rookie Team S53 SMJHL Esa Anrikkanen Trophy S53 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophy S54 SMJHL East All-Star S54 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Nominee S55 SMJHL East All-Star S55 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S55 Four Star Cup Championship S56 SMJHL East All-Star S56 SMJHL 2nd Team S56 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S56 Playoff MVP Nominee S56 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophey S60 Newfoundland Berserker Hall of Fame Inductee ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S53 Drafted #13 OA by the Newfoundland Berserkers S54 Drafted #23 OA by the Chicago Syndacite S54 Traded to the Calgary Dragons S54 Signed a 3yr/$7.5m contract S56 Signed a 3 yr/$9m contract extension Olli O'Koivu || G || POR/MIN Retired || S39 Cup Champion Name: Olli O'Koivu Age: 31 Birthplace: Finland (Played for Ireland) ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: 269 GP | 146-89-34 | 20 SO | .910 SV% | 2.75 GAA ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S33 All-Rookie Team S34 Cole Reinhart Trophy S35 Mike Honcho Trophy S35 John McBride Trophy S35 Aiden Richan Trophy S35 1st Team All-Star S35 Cole Reinhart Trophy S37 IIHF Silver Medal S38 2nd Team All-Star S38 John McBride Nominee S38 Ron Mexico Nominee S39 2nd Team All-Star S39 John McBride Nominee S39 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S39 Challenge Cup S39 IIHF Bronze Medal S39 IIHF Top Goalie S40 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S41 IIHF Bronze Medal S41 IIHF Top Goalie S42 Damian Littleton Nominee Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova || G || HAM/CAL Retired || S50 Cup Champion Name: Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova Age: 17 Birthplace: Russia ------------------------------------------------------------ S50 Challenge Cup S51 Bronze IIHF
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I think @"luketd"'s next big project should be to create "beef trees" outlining all the unrelated arguments that have broken out in punishment/TD threads in the SHL.
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
Wally
05-30-2019, 08:42 AM Grapehead Wrote: 05-30-2019, 08:39 AM Wally Wrote:
How about you pull your head from where your ego is and stop blaming my shit on your ineffectiveness. Just because you don’t tag me doesn’t mean I’m not told about the non-stop shit slinging you consistently take part in. Remember, you electively took the job.
Kyle Wahlters || Former General Manager ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Portland Admirals AGM - S31 | 21-27-2 | Portland Admirals GM - S32 | 7-40-3 | Portland Admirals GM - S33 | 20-24-6 | Portland Admirals GM - S34 | 30-16-4 | Western Conference Champion Portland Admirals GM - S35 | 29-18-3 | Western Conference Champion Calgary Dragons HC - S59 | 42-20-4 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons HC - S60 | 38-21-7 | Lost in Western Conference Finals Calgary Dragons HC - S61 | 34-26-6 | Lost in Quarterfinals Calgary Dragons AGM - S62 | 36-23-7 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S63 | 36-22-8 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S64 | 19-43-4 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S65 | 38-23-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S66 | 38-26-2 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S67 | 47-16-3 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S68 | 46-16-4 | Lost in Second Round Toronto North Stars GM - S69 | 13-50-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S70 | 6-57-3 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S71 | 10-56-0 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S72 | 14-48-4 | DNQ Toronto North Stars GM - S73 | 22-39-5 | Lost in First Round Toronto North Stars GM - S74 | 30-33-3 | Lost in First Round SMJHL Montreal Militia AGM - S45 | 29-19-2 | Lost in Quarterfinals Montreal Militia AGM - S46 | 24-21-5 | Lost in Semi-Finals IIHF Austria GM - S57 | 3-8-1 Austria GM - S58 | 2-9-1 Austria GM - S59 | 1-9-2 Austria GM - S60 | 3-9-0 Austria GM - S61 | 5-7-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 Lance Uppercut Award S60 Coach of the Year Award S61 Coach of the Year Award Oleksander Olli O'Koivu || C || Regina Elk || Rookie Name: Oleksander Olli O'Koivu Age: 17 Birthplace: Netherlands ------------------------------------------------------------ Cale Amundsen || G || Calgary/Seattle || 1,298 TPE Name: Cale Amundsen Age: 21 Birthplace: Netherlands IIHF Affiliation: Austria ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: S55 - 5 GP | 4-0-1 | 3 SO | .958 SV% | 0.59 GAA | 79 GR S56 - 5 GP | 3-2-0 | 1 SO | .914 SV% | 1.81 GAA | 70 GR S57 - 20 GP | 15-2-0 | 3 SO | .924 SV% | 1.51 GAA | 67 GR S58 - 18 GP | 15-2-0 | 1 SO | .927 SV% | 1.72 GAA | 74 GR S59 - 24 GP | 18-5-1 | 1 SO | .906 SV% | 2.61 GAA | 69 GR S60 - 29 GP | 15-10-3 | 2 SO | .921 SV% | 2.81 GAA | 79 GR S61 - 50 GP | 26-19-4 | 2 SO | .919 SV% | 2.86 GAA | 77 GR S62 - 47 GP | 24-15-5 | 2 SO | .918 SV% | 3.26 GAA | 76 GR SHL Playoff Totals: S60 - 11 GP | 5-4-1 | 1 SO | .930 SV% | 2.75 GAA | 81 GR S61 - 10 GP | 5-3-2 | 1 SO | .931 SV% | 2.38 GAA | 82 GR S62 - 7 GP | 3-3-1 | 0 SO | .911 SV% | 3.78 GAA | 78 GR SMJHL Regular Season Totals: S53 - 43 GP | 21-17-4 | 5 SO | .919 SV% | 2.68 GAA | 74 GR S54 - 41 GP | 28-10-3 | 5 SO | .911 SV% | 2.31 GAA | 69 GR S55 - 40 GP | 26-8-5 | 6 SO | .917 SV% | 2.06 GAA | 69 GR S56 - 42 GP | 25-14-3 | 7 SO | .914 SV% | 2.45 GAA | 70 GR ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S53 SMJHL 1st Team S53 SMJHL All-Rookie Team S53 SMJHL Esa Anrikkanen Trophy S53 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophy S54 SMJHL East All-Star S54 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Nominee S55 SMJHL East All-Star S55 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S55 Four Star Cup Championship S56 SMJHL East All-Star S56 SMJHL 2nd Team S56 SMJHL King-Kurczewski Gauntlet S56 Playoff MVP Nominee S56 SMJHL Tom Corcoran Trophey S60 Newfoundland Berserker Hall of Fame Inductee ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S53 Drafted #13 OA by the Newfoundland Berserkers S54 Drafted #23 OA by the Chicago Syndacite S54 Traded to the Calgary Dragons S54 Signed a 3yr/$7.5m contract S56 Signed a 3 yr/$9m contract extension Olli O'Koivu || G || POR/MIN Retired || S39 Cup Champion Name: Olli O'Koivu Age: 31 Birthplace: Finland (Played for Ireland) ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season Totals: 269 GP | 146-89-34 | 20 SO | .910 SV% | 2.75 GAA ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S33 All-Rookie Team S34 Cole Reinhart Trophy S35 Mike Honcho Trophy S35 John McBride Trophy S35 Aiden Richan Trophy S35 1st Team All-Star S35 Cole Reinhart Trophy S37 IIHF Silver Medal S38 2nd Team All-Star S38 John McBride Nominee S38 Ron Mexico Nominee S39 2nd Team All-Star S39 John McBride Nominee S39 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S39 Challenge Cup S39 IIHF Bronze Medal S39 IIHF Top Goalie S40 Mathias Chouinard Trophy S41 IIHF Bronze Medal S41 IIHF Top Goalie S42 Damian Littleton Nominee Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova || G || HAM/CAL Retired || S50 Cup Champion Name: Aleksi O'Koivu-Volkova Age: 17 Birthplace: Russia ------------------------------------------------------------ S50 Challenge Cup S51 Bronze IIHF
05-30-2019, 08:43 AM ztevans Wrote:
Now this is a great idea
05-30-2019, 08:55 AM luketd Wrote: 05-30-2019, 08:43 AM ztevans Wrote: Your a CO who was giffted a position because he wouldn't shut up about not having a management position
Maybe you could just fashion a life size model of a tree out of spam and slim Jims
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05-30-2019, 08:55 AM luketd Wrote: 05-30-2019, 08:43 AM ztevans Wrote: Your a CO who was giffted a position because he wouldn't shut up about not having a management position
I don't even remember where that quote comes from! God, the site is a gift that keeps giving
really bad, shitty presents, worse than underwear on Christmas
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite. Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre
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05-30-2019, 08:24 AM cpetrella Wrote:
Lmao
CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE NAME: Carter Crutchfield BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs NUMBER: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada ------------------------------------------------------------ CONTRACTS S65 - ANC: $3,000,000 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS / TROPHY CASE ------------------------------------------------------------
05-30-2019, 09:09 AM ztevans Wrote: 05-30-2019, 08:55 AM luketd Wrote: Your a CO who was giffted a position because he wouldn't shut up about not having a management position really bad, shitty presents, worse than underwear on Christmas
Not just any underwear, used hand-me-down underwear with the elastic blown out and a skid mark.
05-30-2019, 02:13 AM Wasty Wrote: 05-30-2019, 01:13 AM Winter is Coming Wrote: I'm sure was an honest mistake on his part. Lol, I want to believe as such, because the only other alternative is that Daco did it to troll everyone, in which case, it even furthers how harsh the punishment is for this situation (as it would be just because Shmurph hired someone who ended up being a troll all along).
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