The real irony is the friends we made along the way

edit - jfc what a guy gotta do to get a tag around here? didnt complain abt my gm tag but i gotta get HOed up so people know to tell me what a shitty job I'm doing

shut up grok u absolute cunt

Eat shit dermo

Cedric's Trophy Case --- SHL Hall of Fame Class of Season 63 --- S46 Challenge Cup 12-4-1 | 0.906 SV% | 2.68 GAA --- S48 Challenge Cup 16-4-2 | 0.921 SV% | 2.45 GAA --- 2x IIHF Gold (S47, S52) 2x IIHF Silver (S46, S49) --- All-Star Teams S46 All Rookie Team 2x 2nd Team (S46, S50) 2x 3rd Team (S48, S49) --- SHL Awards Mike Honcho Award (S50) --- SHL Nominations Ryan Jesster Nomination (S46) 3x John McBride Nominations (S49, S50, S53) Anton Razov Nomination (S48) --- SMJHL Career Season Wins 99 (T-1st STHS Era) --- Detroit Falcons Career Season Wins 99 (1st STHS Era) --- Laurifer Trophy - 2 Wins S43, S44 (as Player) S44 (as GM) --- S42 WJC Gold (USA) --- Tom Corcoran Trophy - 3 Wins S42, S44, S45 Nominated S43 Most Tom Corcoran Trophies, Single Career (3) --- Raymond Lindsay Trophy - 1 Win S44 Nominated S42 --- Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Nominated S42 --- Ideen Fallah Trophy Nominated S44

Dee's Trophy Case The hell are you lookin at? Kick rocks, punk

Fuck I forgot to sign back out

The real irony is the friends we made along the way

the real irony is the multis we made along the way

S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III  |  G  |  Ottawa Highlanders =============Transactions============== - Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78) - Drafted 35th overall by New Orleans (S79)
S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retired =============Transactions============== - Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59) - Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60) - Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63) - Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.) - Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76) - Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78) ================Trophies================ - Aidan Richan Award (S65)
S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired
S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

The real irony is the friends we made along the way

the real irony is the multis we made along the way

Tbh I give way too little of a shit about my player to be a multi

Cedric's Trophy Case --- SHL Hall of Fame Class of Season 63 --- S46 Challenge Cup 12-4-1 | 0.906 SV% | 2.68 GAA --- S48 Challenge Cup 16-4-2 | 0.921 SV% | 2.45 GAA --- 2x IIHF Gold (S47, S52) 2x IIHF Silver (S46, S49) --- All-Star Teams S46 All Rookie Team 2x 2nd Team (S46, S50) 2x 3rd Team (S48, S49) --- SHL Awards Mike Honcho Award (S50) --- SHL Nominations Ryan Jesster Nomination (S46) 3x John McBride Nominations (S49, S50, S53) Anton Razov Nomination (S48) --- SMJHL Career Season Wins 99 (T-1st STHS Era) --- Detroit Falcons Career Season Wins 99 (1st STHS Era) --- Laurifer Trophy - 2 Wins S43, S44 (as Player) S44 (as GM) --- S42 WJC Gold (USA) --- Tom Corcoran Trophy - 3 Wins S42, S44, S45 Nominated S43 Most Tom Corcoran Trophies, Single Career (3) --- Raymond Lindsay Trophy - 1 Win S44 Nominated S42 --- Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Nominated S42 --- Ideen Fallah Trophy Nominated S44

Dee's Trophy Case The hell are you lookin at? Kick rocks, punk

The real irony is the friends we made along the way

the real irony is the multis we made along the way

If I'm King who's my Xena

Aleister Cain - S42-S57 HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT S54 CHALLENGE CUP S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70 BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60 That's pretty much it

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the real irony is the multis we made along the way

Tbh I give way too little of a shit about my player to be a multi

Ironically that's what a multi would say

Poopity Scoop The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

the real irony is the multis we made along the way

If I'm King who's my Xena

still you bud amirite??? gotem

S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III  |  G  |  Ottawa Highlanders =============Transactions============== - Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78) - Drafted 35th overall by New Orleans (S79)
S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retired =============Transactions============== - Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59) - Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60) - Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63) - Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.) - Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76) - Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78) ================Trophies================ - Aidan Richan Award (S65)
S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired
S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

Tbh I give way too little of a shit about my player to be a multi

Ironically that's what a multi would say

Tugs collar nervously

Cedric's Trophy Case --- SHL Hall of Fame Class of Season 63 --- S46 Challenge Cup 12-4-1 | 0.906 SV% | 2.68 GAA --- S48 Challenge Cup 16-4-2 | 0.921 SV% | 2.45 GAA --- 2x IIHF Gold (S47, S52) 2x IIHF Silver (S46, S49) --- All-Star Teams S46 All Rookie Team 2x 2nd Team (S46, S50) 2x 3rd Team (S48, S49) --- SHL Awards Mike Honcho Award (S50) --- SHL Nominations Ryan Jesster Nomination (S46) 3x John McBride Nominations (S49, S50, S53) Anton Razov Nomination (S48) --- SMJHL Career Season Wins 99 (T-1st STHS Era) --- Detroit Falcons Career Season Wins 99 (1st STHS Era) --- Laurifer Trophy - 2 Wins S43, S44 (as Player) S44 (as GM) --- S42 WJC Gold (USA) --- Tom Corcoran Trophy - 3 Wins S42, S44, S45 Nominated S43 Most Tom Corcoran Trophies, Single Career (3) --- Raymond Lindsay Trophy - 1 Win S44 Nominated S42 --- Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Nominated S42 --- Ideen Fallah Trophy Nominated S44

Dee's Trophy Case The hell are you lookin at? Kick rocks, punk

Tbh I give way too little of a shit about my player to be a multi

Ironically that's what a multi would say

/thread

shut it down

S79 | Jeff Kirkstone III  |  G  |  Ottawa Highlanders =============Transactions============== - Drafted 15th overall by Ottawa (S78) - Drafted 35th overall by New Orleans (S79)
S60 | Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Retired =============Transactions============== - Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59) - Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60) - Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63) - Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65) - Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.) - Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76) - Signed with Winnipeg Aurora (S78) ================Trophies================ - Aidan Richan Award (S65)
S42 | Charlie Schieck | D | Retired
S31 | Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM

If I'm King who's my Xena

still you bud amirite??? gotem

My right hand's name is Jill for your information

Aleister Cain - S42-S57 HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT S54 CHALLENGE CUP S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70 BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60 That's pretty much it

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still you bud amirite??? gotem

My right hand's name is Jill for your information

Introducing your gf to the parents...

     

the real irony is the multis we made along the way

If I'm King who's my Xena

applied

thanks @Carpy48 and @frithjofr and @rum_ham and @Julio Tokolosh and @Briedaqueduc for the sigs

  

Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany Height: 6'3" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 66

RETIRED
Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede Birthplace: Borås, Sweden Height: 5'6" Weight: 290 lbs Number: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 |   0 PIM | 9 H BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G   | 21 A | 30 P | +0   |  5 PIM | 2 H BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 |   5 PIM | 7 H BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4   | 34 PIM | 192 H BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0   | 61 PIM | 187 H BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM  | 129 H BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM  | 141 H BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM  | 157 H BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs: BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G   | 4 A   | 9 P   | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G   | 2 A   | 5 P   | -3    | 0 PIM | 10 H BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11  | 0 PIM | 0 H BUF | S49 | 5 GP   | 2 G   | 3 A   | 5 P  | +0    | 4 PIM | 15 H BUF | S50 | 6 GP   | 2 G   | 2 A   | 4 P  | +3    | 2 PIM | 20 H BUF | S51 | 8 GP   | 2 G   | 2 A   | 4 P  | -9     | 4 PIM | 27 H BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G   | 9 A   | 14 P| +1     | 23 PIM | 50 H BUF | S53 | 4 GP   | 1 G   | 1 A   | 2 P  | -7     | 0 PIM | 12 H BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G   | 7 A   | 13 P  | +5    | 4 PIM | 34 H BUF | S55 | 17 GP  | 3 G   | 7 A   | 10 P  | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H BUF | S56 | 23 GP  | 8 G   | 9 A   | 17 P  | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H BUF | S57 | 17 GP  | 8 G   | 3 A   | 11 P  | +5   | 0 PIM | 17 H BUF | S58 | 21 GP  | 4 G   | 9 A   | 13 P  | +6   | 4 PIM | 44 H BUF | S59 | 19 GP  | 7 G   | 10 A   | 17 P  | +16   | 4 PIM | 40 H BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season: DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H SMJHL Playoffs: DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H
Career Achivements: S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination

Portland Mavericks dream about to become a reality

Wtf though, who would complain about management? Oh well I guess, sorry burdo

Oof

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

Portland Mavericks dream about to become a reality

Wtf though, who would complain about management? Oh well I guess,  sorry burdo

If they've gone six days past the deadline to submit valid lines for the players they manage, the players would have every right to complain about a complete lack of management.

Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets Name: Zach Evans Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59 S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106 S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96 S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113 S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140 S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220 S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158 S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85 S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49 S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82 S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6 S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15 S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17 S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27 CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7 S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16 S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81 S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32 S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31 S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7 S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26 S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4 S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3 S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44 S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0 S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9 CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7 S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17 S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12 S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10 S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22 S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5 S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8 S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5 S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11 S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8 S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7 S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1 S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0 S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2 CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit) S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star S37 Challenge Cup Champion S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner S38 SHL First-Team All-Star S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner S38 IIHF Gold Medalist S43 IIHF Silver Medalist S44 Challenge Cup Champion Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47 ------------------------------------------------------------ Two things are infinite.
Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX Name: Nikolai Evans Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics: S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32 S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37 S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51 S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39 CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3 S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8 S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6 CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25 S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68 CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4 S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics (Russia): S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2 S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2 S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12 S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0 S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7 CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23 ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC Statistics: S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13 S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14 S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14 CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season S48 Fantasy Global Champion S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner I'll finish updating this at some point ------------------------------------------------------------ The Russian Prince
Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles Name: Zdenko Beranek Height: 5'10" Weight: 175 lbs Number: 27 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6 S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions and Awards: Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Le Petite Chèvre