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***hotdog*** · 12-06-2019, 01:27 PM

This WFT is inspired by the existence of the Furry Hockey League, which I learned has different build archetypes based on the different animal types that players can be. In addition to being an adorable concept, it's also a pretty cool one.

If your player was an animal, what animal would they be? Why that animal? How does it suit your player's personality? Or, if you feel like branching out - pick another player and let us know what animal they would be. For example, I think @Julio Tokolosh would be a cow.

All members who meet the criteria (min. 25 words, on topic) will receive 1 capped TPE.

8-10 users will be selected as Participation+ members for going above and beyond in this task; those users will be awarded an additional 1 uncapped TPE. If you're looking for that Participation+ this week, some ideas include explaining how that animal would fare at hockey, showing us a graphic of that animal out on the ice, or converting your entire team to their animal counterparts.

Any posts with malicious intent will not be graded.

THIS PT IS FOR SHL PLAYERS AND SEND DOWNS. IT IS NOT FOR SMJHL ROOKIES.

Deadline: Sunday, December 8th at 10 PM ET.

**bbjygm** · 12-06-2019, 01:28 PM

first!

I would be an aardvark because in the alphabetical list of animals it is first! Also it has two a's, so kinda like this WFT submission it drones on to reach a certain minimum requirement.

***hotdog*** · 12-06-2019, 01:28 PM

12-06-2019, 01:28 PMbbjygm Wrote: first!

1 extra TPE for you!

(joking, obviously)

***BadWolf*** · 12-06-2019, 01:34 PM

Well stitch is an animal thing. Lilo thought he was a dog at first. So clearly I would be angel. For those of you unfamiliar with her, she is a female experiment 626 (stitch).

CFJ · 12-06-2019, 01:37 PM

I think Prince Devitt would be a Wolf cause of the pack mentality he has with the Dragons Bullet Club and with them having a pack mentality, wearing down opponents on any given night.

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Mika_Kandinsky · 12-06-2019, 01:38 PM

Mika Kandinsky would be a brown bear. This is because Mika is a monster and also because he bested that brown bear on his training rink in Siberia and stole it's brown bear strength.

DeletedAtUserRequest · 12-06-2019, 01:38 PM

Mike Izzy would be an alley cat with advanced technology... A feline Augment perhaps. One with the ability to climb trees, eat mice and bang pussys better then the average Kitty.

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ErM · 12-06-2019, 01:47 PM

If Tor Tuck was an animal he would be a lobster. As he continues to play in the league with his advanced age his plan that he is never going to die and retire from the league grows more realistic, just like a lobster age is not going to be what gets him.

*slothfacekilla* · 12-06-2019, 02:00 PM

Hey it's my time to shine! If Jimmy were to be any animal he would be a cheetah. Just kidding, he would of course be a sloth. You can see his sloth-ness coming through this season: after having a breakout type year last season Jimmy has fallen behind the points leaders so far this season. This is probably due to his slow skating and overall laziness due to the sloth tendencies. Luckily it fits Jimmy very well, he's very laid back and is always up for just hanging around. Jimmy also really enjoys his sleep so really there is no other animal that fits him better. Plus that whole last name thing...

Weretarantula · 12-06-2019, 02:02 PM

12-06-2019, 01:34 PMBadWolf Wrote: Well stitch is an animal thing. Lilo thought he was a dog at first. So clearly I would be angel. For those of you unfamiliar with her, she is a female experiment 626 (stitch).

Like a lobster!

Weretarantula · 12-06-2019, 02:04 PM

Maxime would be a tiger but only cause he's a ginger. He kind of has the ferocity too, and he does get a reasonable amount of points so that's almost apex predator like. I guess he might not have cut his nails in a while too.

Massive Coiler · 12-06-2019, 02:04 PM

Delver Fudgeson would definitely want to be a crocodile. Who wouldn't want to be an apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction? Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of coldblooded fury with the bite force of twenty thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. Either that or like a dog maybe.

JRed94 · 12-06-2019, 02:05 PM

Jack Kennedy spirit animal would probably be a golden hawk. The creature is noble, and majestic, but more over the bird has a massive wing span and legendary sniping ability from a great distance.

***JKortesi81*** · 12-06-2019, 02:06 PM

At this point Joe K is a wise old dog that struggles with things like walking up stairs, which is also true to real life too. Honestly, he's essentially Old Yeller and its really just about time to take me out behind the barn.

CementHands · 12-06-2019, 02:12 PM

Karl Krashwagen is an animal. Some may call him Bigfoot or yeti, or Neanderthal. His animal tendancies are: he is nocturnal, very strong fight or flight tendancies, does not trust humans easily and often is seen rummaging through garbage looking for food.

@FinnRhys is a moose
@charlieconway is a penguin
@JR95 is a lynx
@Flareon is a Flareon (sorry, this one's easy)
@sailingdrumstick is a GOAT
@mxman991 is a wolverine
@TheDangaZone is a jedi-cat

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