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Captain's Address to the Krakens S51
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KRAKENS GIVE ME A BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No, not that one.  Let’s mix it up from last year

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No, too fast.  Let’s slow it down.

BOOM Da-BOOM… CLAP CLAP

Yah, that good.  But let’s take it a bit quieter

Boom Da-boom…. clap clap
Boom Da-boom…. clap clap
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Yah, Kraken we pay homage to those that are lackin’.  To Kaspars Claude and Rayvn, our MVP’s.  To the Morris man, Jaguar Johnson and Conrad, our golden oldies.

Boom Da-boom…. clap clap

This season we started strong and we ended on the top.  No one can say that in our second season we were going to flop.
 
Boom Da-boom…. clap clap

From the depths of the ocean, to the birds in the sky.  The others goalies in the league to us could not deny.
Our goals!
Our dreams!
The stitching of our team down. To. Our. Seams.
That belay the pride of the colors that the Kraken Orange and Black fly.
When they’re looking from down on the ice, the other teams can only cry.

Raise it up Krakens!!!!

BOOM Da-BOOM…. clap clap

The regular season it over, we made it to the top on our own shoulders.
We carried ourselves from the weak to the strong.  In the two years we’ve taken over like King Kong.
To climb mountains
To raise flags
TO LIFT CUPS

BOOM Da-BOOM…. clap clap

OUR TEAM STARTS WITH THE POWER 9!  OUR FORWARDS FROM LINE 1 to 4 DO SHINE!

On Bobby Lane @Rich , the strength and pride of our team.  Who practices every day so we can cut down the league like a laser beam

On Ricky Bobby @ImASurvivor, the fighter plane that won’t stop.  His wrist snaps out shots like a machine pop pop pop

BOOM Da-BOOM…. clap clap

On Alexei Rykov @RaginCajun, I miss the days of RBG.  But on Fiddlers left arm you were meant to be.  Take his passes and make them fire and I’ll see you my MVP

On Joseph Weston @ACapitalChicago. My alternate captain.  Keep the beat alive. Scoring points from the right and makes our second line thrive

BOOM Da-BOOM…. clap clap

On Wachter @MP7 our first rookie to the team.  When the rest are gone it’s your day, carpe diem

BOOM Da-BOOM…. clap clap

TO OUR ROOKIES THE FUTURE CORE OF THIS FRANCHISE
On Dream @TheDangaZone, On Patel @Abhik2016, On Happy Gilmore @BigUnitBabs the teams that learn to fear you will be wise

BOOM Da-BOOM…. clap clap

TO OUR CENTERS THE BACK BONE OF OUR PLAYS
On Fiddler @PremierBromanov, the selfless center, giving up those saucer passes like a true mentor

On Fitted @Fitted2106, the heart of the team, the Terry Bradshaw crème de la crème

On Stirling @Legend, our secret agent, winning faceoffs on the ice he is a british regent

BOOM Da-BOOM…. clap clap

TO THE DEFENSE OUR GUARDIAN ANGELS
On Creller @Mook, keep those hits coming, Make our opponents fear not just our goals but our cunning

On Hans @"baueranthony9", the german debonair, with him on our team it’s not fair

On Zbigniew @thebigschnoz our favorite dirty player, hunt down their stars because with you they have no prayer

On Padraig @EuroCap Our true veteran, his plays have always been addicting like its our teams heroin

On Heikki @Dhafol, on Wyatt @Sand our silent defenders on the third line, their plays are bring us all together like a ball of twine

BOOM Da-BOOM…. clap clap

TO OUR NEWBIES THE DEFENDERS OF THE FUTURE
On the prodigy Cuddles @"cpetrella", let the son outshine the father
On Johansson @woelker11, get ready to see what we’re all about and join us as we prosper!

TO OUR COACHING STAFF
Fuzz@FuzzSHL the master of the last minute trade, the simulation whore who always gives more.  Bring us another cup.
Trella glad to have you officially part of the team.  You Fuzz have taken something broken and made us all a machine.
Sloth @slothfacekilla without you our locker room would be less unique, I love having you around so let's keep up the winning streak
Luke@"luketd" I think you're our mascot so Ill give you a shout out

KRAKENS LETS GET LOUD!!!!!!!

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

Season 51 we reached NUMBER 1
SINCE WE STARTED WE’VE ALWAYS CLIMBED TO BEAT THE FIRST SEED
WE WILL BEAT OURSELVES
WE WILL SURPASS WHAT WE USED TO BE
THIS SEASON WILL MARK OUR GREATEST TRIUMPH

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THE OTHER TEAMS ARE COMING KNOCKING AT OUR DOOR

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

HOPING TO TAKE US DOWN, BUT THEY’RE NOT PREPARED

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

WE HAVE NO FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF THIS LOCKER ROOM

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE US CHAMPIONS AGAIN, BUT WILL THEY STOP US?

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

GET READY TO TAKE THE ICE

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GET READY TO SEIZE THIS DAY

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

GET READY TO SEIZE THE NEXT DAY

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

WE WILL BREAK THE OTHER TEAMS DOWN

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

WE WILL NOT BE BROKEN
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, GIVE MORE
KRAKENS!!!

BOOM DA-BOOM…. CLAP CLAP!

SWARM

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#2

Kraken

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#3

hell ye

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Rbbahrujrjfujehsuzhu

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1x commissioners excellence award s 50
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#5

Lets sink some ships!

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Fuck the penaltys
ARGARGARHARG
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LETS GOOOOOOOO Kraken

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#7

Let's fucking do this Kraken

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Sometimes Im like, "yeah Noka, you're doing good as a captain." Then I see this and im like, "Yeah Noka, I said good not great." Great stuff man


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Let's fucking go boys!

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