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05-01-2020, 09:40 PMwumaduce Wrote:
05-01-2020, 09:37 PMKeygan Wrote: May 1st and low and behold we already have a strong contender for worst take of the month.

@st4rface comes back in 2 weeks

uhh i dont see him getting drafted, and i dont see any j gm trading for him so unless he lied, which we all know he would never do, he will go IA before the suspension is over.
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Is this where I apply for the budget director job?

 
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05-02-2020, 09:43 AMMutedfaith Wrote: Is this where I apply for the budget director job?

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05-01-2020, 08:34 PMSerpe x 13 Wrote: lets fine him 5mil and not give his mistake trainings money back bcuz an updater fucked up.. makes sense

damn i’ve seen bad takes on this site before....but wow

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05-02-2020, 09:43 AMMutedfaith Wrote: Is this where I apply for the budget director job?
As former HO I must advise you that the budget director job is cursed in roughly the same manner as the Hogwarts DADA job, except instead of being killed or maimed, you'll just become a blithering idiot.

EDIT: After becoming a blithering idiot you'll then keep the job for approximately 4 to 6 more seasons.

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05-02-2020, 10:02 AMAvakael Wrote:
05-02-2020, 09:43 AMMutedfaith Wrote: Is this where I apply for the budget director job?
As former HO I must advise you that the budget director job is cursed in roughly the same manner as the Hogwarts DADA job, except instead of being killed or maimed, you'll just become a blithering idiot.

EDIT: After becoming a blithering idiot you'll then keep the job for approximately 4 to 6 more seasons.
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05-01-2020, 08:34 PMSerpe x 13 Wrote: lets fine him 5mil and not give his mistake trainings money back bcuz an updater fucked up.. makes sense
Alright let's hear it from your side.
"So I'm sitting at home alone on a Monday. Nothing much has been happening all day but I am sad that I missed the opportunity to train for the previous week on my fantasy hockey site. Then I hear a knock on the door. I go and answer it and these guys kick the door hard knocking me back and yell at me to stay the fuck down. I don't wanna get hurt at this stage, so I comply with their demands. I ask them what they want, and they tell me to stop asking questions."
Okay, did you tell anyone?
"No I was too afraid to. One of them stood over me the entire time they were there. They threatened me with more violence if I blabbed. They started searching my house looking for my laptop. They eventually found it and brought it over to me. They forced me to unlock it and to open chrome. I asked why and they pistol whipped me. I guess I didn't take their threat seriously. I'm now super woozy but they are forcing me to continue on the internet. They tell me to open up the fantasy hockey page."
Why would they do that?
"I wondered the same thing and couldn't help but ask in my lightheaded state. They told me 'they were the Updaters' and that I was going to claim last weeks training in this week. I said I can't do that, once the week has past you can't claim the training anymore! They said 'you're gonna click that button, and you're gonna link it whether you want to or not'. They hovered the gun over my head again. I didn't know what else to do!"
Okay this all seems a little strange to me.
"Wait there's more. This wasn't the only time this happened. They came back week after week FORCING me to click the button in the bank that claims training, and they would always do it when the time period had passed!"
That sounds absolutely diabolical. Let's hope we catch these monstrous updaters for their actions.

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05-02-2020, 10:08 AMNeonLime Wrote:
05-02-2020, 10:02 AMAvakael Wrote: As former HO I must advise you that the budget director job is cursed in roughly the same manner as the Hogwarts DADA job, except instead of being killed or maimed, you'll just become a blithering idiot.

EDIT: After becoming a blithering idiot you'll then keep the job for approximately 4 to 6 more seasons.
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05-02-2020, 10:08 AMNeonLime Wrote:
05-02-2020, 10:02 AMAvakael Wrote: As former HO I must advise you that the budget director job is cursed in roughly the same manner as the Hogwarts DADA job, except instead of being killed or maimed, you'll just become a blithering idiot.

EDIT: After becoming a blithering idiot you'll then keep the job for approximately 4 to 6 more seasons.
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You've got enough jobs let someone else have this

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05-01-2020, 08:34 PMSerpe x 13 Wrote: lets fine him 5mil and not give his mistake trainings money back bcuz an updater fucked up.. makes sense

Wow, yes an updater fucked up, but you did this knowingly. Why would you ever get your money back?





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05-02-2020, 10:18 AMWeretarantula Wrote:
05-01-2020, 08:34 PMSerpe x 13 Wrote: lets fine him 5mil and not give his mistake trainings money back bcuz an updater fucked up.. makes sense
Alright let's hear it from your side.
"So I'm sitting at home alone on a Monday. Nothing much has been happening all day but I am sad that I missed the opportunity to train for the previous week on my fantasy hockey site. Then I hear a knock on the door. I go and answer it and these guys kick the door hard knocking me back and yell at me to stay the fuck down. I don't wanna get hurt at this stage, so I comply with their demands. I ask them what they want, and they tell me to stop asking questions."
Okay, did you tell anyone?
"No I was too afraid to. One of them stood over me the entire time they were there. They threatened me with more violence if I blabbed. They started searching my house looking for my laptop. They eventually found it and brought it over to me. They forced me to unlock it and to open chrome. I asked why and they pistol whipped me. I guess I didn't take their threat seriously. I'm now super woozy but they are forcing me to continue on the internet. They tell me to open up the fantasy hockey page."
Why would they do that?
"I wondered the same thing and couldn't help but ask in my lightheaded state. They told me 'they were the Updaters' and that I was going to claim last weeks training in this week. I said I can't do that, once the week has past you can't claim the training anymore! They said 'you're gonna click that button, and you're gonna link it whether you want to or not'. They hovered the gun over my head again. I didn't know what else to do!"
Okay this all seems a little strange to me.
"Wait there's more. This wasn't the only time this happened. They came back week after week FORCING me to click the button in the bank that claims training, and they would always do it when the time period had passed!"
That sounds absolutely diabolical. Let's hope we catch these monstrous updaters for their actions.

This is more effort than your trip to the airport lol

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05-02-2020, 11:27 AMbk1689 Wrote:
05-01-2020, 08:34 PMSerpe x 13 Wrote: lets fine him 5mil and not give his mistake trainings money back bcuz an updater fucked up.. makes sense

Wow, yes an updater fucked up, but you did this knowingly. Why would you ever get your money back?

He's a victim

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05-02-2020, 10:18 AMWeretarantula Wrote:  They forced me to unlock it and to open chrome.
i wanted to use firefox but he didn't have it

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05-02-2020, 01:06 PMNeonLime Wrote: i wanted to use firefox but he didn't have it

while you may like to play with foxes lime, im over here living on the Edge.

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09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.
12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.
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05-02-2020, 10:02 AMAvakael Wrote:
05-02-2020, 09:43 AMMutedfaith Wrote: Is this where I apply for the budget director job?
As former HO I must advise you that the budget director job is cursed in roughly the same manner as the Hogwarts DADA job, except instead of being killed or maimed, you'll just become a blithering idiot.

EDIT: After becoming a blithering idiot you'll then keep the job for approximately 4 to 6 more seasons.
Good thing Im already an idiot then.

 
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