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(This post was last modified: 05-23-2020, 03:56 PM by Nokazoa.)


I need cash money and I've been around long enough to speak as an authority. Gib questions. you can ask me anything

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Jean Paul Boivin looks to answer the most pressing questions of his fans, but he also wants everyone to stay six feet away from him.

05-22-2020, 02:50 PMpuolivalmiste Wrote: Have you ever tried not being so poor?

Yeah, I have tried it, but I bought coaching isn't cheap andI have been too busy laying out the competition to really earn on my side hustle like I used to. Maybe I should do podcasts again. The Bashcast revival with the one true Bash Brother? I'll have to talk to my people... and my wife.

05-22-2020, 02:54 PMTommySalami Wrote: You've already seen multiple challenge cups and have won one in your early career, what goals do you have going forward?

If you could beat up Ola Wagstrom or score more goals than Ola Wagstrom, which would you choose? Why?

Keygan and I are on two separate train tracks with a train barreling towards us, you can orient the tracks to only save one of us. Which do you save?

Do you like battlebots? It's on in the background while I'm working.

1. To be honest, I am just happy to be able to play at this level. I mean I think I would like what everyone wants. I would like a couple more cups, maybe get captaincy in Edmonton, I just want to be a good team player for EDM and maybe get a few awards if possible. Getting on the IIHF Canada squad would be cool. That would be super cool. Haven't thought about getting in the HOF or anything like that. Maybe I'll have a better idea as I get towards my peak.

2. Well, if injuries were a thing in FHM, then I would beat up Wagstrom, but I think the team would prefer I scored more goals than Wagstrom. It would also be cool to see myself with a lot of points in a season after being pretty average for most of my career.

3. I'd probably go with whoever is closer and still try to save the other. Tommy is the more likable guy on the site, but Keygan is pretty cool too. He also wants to have me around it seems for some reason. I like you both about the same.

4. When I was younger that was all very interesting, but I never followed it. I think I really want mecha fights and racing, etc.


05-22-2020, 03:29 PMMike Izzy Wrote: who are you looking forward to competing against in the next few seasons?

what are your expectations moving forward?

Did you edit this question? I thought it said next level earlier. I will always look forward to facing Calgary. They are a team I like going up against. Its a healthy rivalry.  I would also like to see us beat Hamilton one day. Having faced them in the finals twice, I would like to win one against them.

I think Edmonton is gonna be strong for a few seasons. Hopefully all of my career. I think our management group can ensure that, so I really do expect a few more cups. I think  the East are gonna stay competetive at the top level, and I expect Toronto to be dominate on down the line. Toronto has built a good team via the draft. I think their system can turn out some real talent.

05-22-2020, 03:32 PMC9Van Wrote: Why is Jon Forty-One the worst team mate you've ever had?

Um you do know I had Marcus Weiser as a teammate right? Dude legit hated my ass. Never knew why.I mean check the leaked message down below. He told the GM that and I just treated him like I treated everyone. So no, Jon is far from the worst.
For me to describe Jon, himself, is a tad difficult. He is like your older brother with anger issues. He cares about the team (or he can) and sometimes he lashes out on the ice and media. As a user C9Van is amazing. I was very fortunate he was on Vancouver when I joined. It brought a lot of flavor to the team. Love Saltmine.

05-22-2020, 07:06 PMBriedaqueduc Wrote: Ok, here we go Mr Nokazoo. I heard you need money, so here I am.

Who's your favorite teammate in Edmonton? What about in Canada?

When do you expect Canada to get a medal?

When are you gonna make me a nice sig?

What is your favorite team branding from the SHL(Edmonton Blizzard is not a possible answer)? What about from the SMJHL?

What is your favorite sport(s)? What teams do you support from said sport(s)?

What is your favorite movie?

What do you think is the best team branding in NHL?

Dogs or cats?

If you could rebrand one team in the SHL, which one would it be? What would the new branding be?

Do you plan on visiting Canada one day? What other countries would you like to travel to?

Do you know about what your next recreate will be? (name, country, position, ...)

Could you share with us the pets you have at home?

What is your favorite type of alcohol?

What is your favorite beer?

Who is your favorite GM between Keygan and Tommy?

Is Gabe Johnson a good fedhead?

That's all I've got, have a nice day

Hey Simon thanks for the questions.

1.My favorite teammate in Edmonton is pretty hard to say. I like a lot of my teammates well though I am not overly close to them. Nothing bad or anything, I just don't go to the team hangouts. I got a kid and all that. For Canada, I would say Simon LeBlanc though we havent had the chance to play together at the IIHF level. He did good work for us in the WJC and I wouldn't be shocked to see him there soon. Though, we did have some hard feelings about this last playoff matchup.

2. I would be highly surprised if Canada doesnt win a medal before I retire. I mean gold. They may have to call me up for that to happen.


3. I don't know man. My side hustle has left me spent for a few weeks at least.

4. I really liked Toronto, Calgary, LAP, Buffalo, and Rage. I think Toronto and Buffalo have a certain classy aesthetic to them; however, LAP has some nice uniforms in my honest opinion. For the Juniors I would ahve to say Detriot if they went a tad less modern in their logo. I think the classic red/white color combo is just perfect. Vancouver is a classic and their uniforms are very pleasing. Carolina are very nice and are one of my favorites, and I will say ANC have unique uniforms even if they use the yellow more than you would think.

5. Im going to answer this as the user. So I love baseball as a sport, but I hate watching it. I much prefer playing it than watching it on tv. In person, I'll take that. I like college football a lot (it is a southern US thing I have found) and Hockey. For baseball, I like the braves because I live a couple hours from Atlanta, and I can go to the games. A common theme. College ball I love the University of Tennessee. I about went there but I decided to go a different path. It worked out. For hockey, I love the Nashville Preds. Again, the first team that got me into hockey as it isn't huge in Tennessee.

6. I used to say Gangs of New York but it is really too long. I dont rewatch a lot of movies, but I will say I do find myself wanting to rewatch 1917. I saw it in theaters and it was just so good. This answer changes a lot to be honest. I'd also say Into the Spiderverse is really good. Good one to rewatch.

7. I am guessing I cant say the preds, but I love their colors and the boldness of the uniforms. It is endearing as a fan. I hated the mustard yellow jerseys tho, and the logo itself is ok. I think Detriot is really strong, and Edmonton Oilers are very nice. i like more classic designs.

8. Dogs are more high maintenance, but cats do what they want. Id say Dogs, but I have found that I love cats about as much. Both have a lot of personality animal to animal.

9. Um, I am from Canada bro. I am on the Canada roster. What you on about? To answer the later question, I have some family in France and Ireland that I would like to visit. Though my french is shit. I am not a Quebecois.

10. I have talked about this a few times, but I always liked the idea of going to Ireland and making a sniper type named Patches O'Hooligan. - Noka

11. Yea I have three animals. Freya- Mancoon mix | Felix- Medium Hair domestic | Toby- Dane/Lab mix
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12. Beer, if not available Wine

13. I like IPA as my daily driver. When I want to get fancy I like quads and tripels. My typical celebration type alcohol is Gulden Draak 9000.

14. Tommy actually negotiates my contracts and helps me with my build. Keygan steers the ship. I guess I would go with Tommy, but I like them both the same.

15. Gabriel Johnson is a wonderful fed head who very much cares about the direction of those underneath him. As his co fed head I can tell you that he always was looking forward. For us to lose in the medal rounds was crushing, and it is no fault of his own. Under Mr. Johnson, we turned Canada LR into a thriving LR that other people from different countries hang out in. Now some of that is my doing but it was facilitated by him. HAM got a good one in Gabe. I just wished he stayed in VAN to help out Dale.

05-22-2020, 08:04 PMACapitalChicago Wrote: Couple of random questions to help out,

If you could change one thing about the SHL what would it be?

Best and worst parts of FHM?

How have you been staying safe and six feet away from everyone? Any strategies you're willing to share?

Thanks for the questions

1. I kinda love and hate our "toxic" meme culture. I think its easy to get carried away with the jokes and pile on too much. I try to stay out of targeted attacks because of it. i get the pack mentality of it, and it is something I wish to avoid.

2. Best part about the new engine is the variety of builds. Yea there are still "ideal" builds but you need to build around the roles. I really like that, and I think it gives coaches a greater importance. Worst part is our streams and index. I see what they are doing in the Juniors and I wish we would do it here. Kalakar is just going above and beyond. I want custom rinks, and correct jersey numbers, and face gen. Why? because its fucking cool.

3. Boivin has been staying away from everyone very easily. He doesn't want to get his child sick. Noka, however, works as a hospital so he can't. Tips however are don't be afraid to come off as a dick when you tell someone to step back from you. I havent seen my dad in two months because of all this, So remember that you do what you do to protect yourself and those around you. Boivin stays safe because he has a lot of money and orders everything delivered.


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Have you ever tried not being so poor?

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You've already seen multiple challenge cups and have won one in your early career, what goals do you have going forward?

If you could beat up Ola Wagstrom or score more goals than Ola Wagstrom, which would you choose? Why?

Keygan and I are on two separate train tracks with a train barreling towards us, you can orient the tracks to only save one of us. Which do you save?

Do you like battlebots? It's on in the background while I'm working.

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(This post was last modified: 05-22-2020, 03:37 PM by DeletedAtUserRequest.)

who are you looking forward to competing against in the next few seasons?

what are your expectations moving forward?

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Why is Jon Forty-One the worst team mate you've ever had?

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Ok, here we go Mr Nokazoo. I heard you need money, so here I am.

Who's your favorite teammate in Edmonton? What about in Canada?

When do you expect Canada to get a medal?

When are you gonna make me a nice sig?

What is your favorite team branding from the SHL(Edmonton Blizzard is not a possible answer)? What about from the SMJHL?

What is your favorite sport(s)? What teams do you support from said sport(s)?

What is your favorite movie?

What do you think is the best team branding in NHL?

Dogs or cats?

If you could rebrand one team in the SHL, which one would it be? What would the new branding be?

Do you plan on visiting Canada one day? What other countries would you like to travel to?

Do you know about what your next recreate will be? (name, country, position, ...)

Could you share with us the pets you have at home?

What is your favorite type of alcohol?

What is your favorite beer?

Who is your favorite GM between Keygan and Tommy?

Is Gabe Johnson a good fedhead?

That's all I've got, have a nice day

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i do not play the kazoo
can you stop saying that i am a kazooist?

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Couple of random questions to help out,

If you could change one thing about the SHL what would it be?

Best and worst parts of FHM?

How have you been staying safe and six feet away from everyone? Any strategies you're willing to share?

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who is your best friend in the SHL? (JPB or noka, you decide)

what is your favorite memory of the SHL so far?

what led to your passion for making graphics?

what is something you would like to be added or changed in the SHL and why?

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