Being that the Panthers are an LA based team, it would only make sense to honour Los Angeles' deep hip hop roots. As such, LA's goal song this season will be a 25 clip of Snoop Dogg's “Gin and Juice”. We would have used N.W.A. But Ice Cube scares us.

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Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts
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Player Name: Oliver Cleary
SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts
SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons
Position: Defence
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Born: Toronto, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61
S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68
S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81
S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67
S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61
S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53
S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64
S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48: Did Not Qualify
[pbl]S49: GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -3 | PIM: 11 | H: 13 | SB: 8
S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15
S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20
S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7
S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17
S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20
S55: Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S46: Did Not Play
S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0
S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4
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Transactions:
S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons
S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia
S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons
S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles
S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers
S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers
S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage
S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage
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Awards
S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia  

The best goal song for the New Orleans Specters would of course be a Ghostface Killah song. For obvious reasons. Actually as I type this I think Lil Wayne instead because of the NOLA connection. So let's go with like uhhh Back on My Grizzy from back when he was actually kinda good.

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Erben Kasius || Defense || New England Wolfpack
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Birthplace: Netherlands
IIHF Affiliation: Germany
Player Type: Point Shooter
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TPE: 930
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SMJHL Stats
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[S52 - STL]  50 GP | 10 G | 15 A | 25 P | +04
[S53 - STL]  50 GP | 06 G | 17 A | 23 P | -01
[S54 - STL]  46 GP | 09 G | 08 A | 17 P | -08
[S55 - STL]  50 GP | 03 G | 16 A | 19 P | -20
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[S52 - S55] 196 GP | 28 G | 56 A | 84 P | -25
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SHL Stats
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[S56 - NEW]

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Player History
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[S52] Drafted 16th in the SMJHL Draft by St. Louis
[S53] Drafted 13th in the SHL Draft by New Orleans
[S53] Signed 3-year, $21 million deal with New Orleans
[S55] Acquired by New England via trade
[S55] Signed 3-year, $15 million deal with New England
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For the Tampa Bay Barracuda goal song, I would have to go with a local band.  From the Tampa area is Trans-Siberian Orchestra who are world renowned for their takes on many Christmas songs and since hockey is on ice, it seems like a perfect fit.  The song I have chosen by them is called “The Mountain,” their take on the “The Hall of the Mountain King.”



Since I can’t seem to edit this. The part I was looking at is 23 seconds long (I know over the 10 seconds, sue me), from 1:20 to 1:43.

#20 Kalevolaripaavo Käspertommevisnapuu | RW | Tampa Bay Barracuda | Team Norway
6’4” | 210 lbs. | Maarja-Magdaleena, Estonia | Shot: R
S49 SMJHL Draft Rd. 4, Pick 31 (Kelowna)  |  S50 SHL Draft Rd. 2, Pick 17 (Los Angeles)
Last Amateur Team: Blazers AAA



#11 Zallerras Szlerchek | C/W | Hall of Fame
6’7” | 240 lbs. | Sumperk, Czechoslovakia | Shot: L
Last Amateur Team: HC Sumperk
Retired Numbers: West Kendall Platoon #11 | Team Czechia #11 | St. Louis Scarecrows #11
Awards: S19 Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie) | S27 Turd Ferguson (Most PIM) | S35 Challenge Cup

There are probably 100 goal songs I could pick so I just hit random on my Spotify List and "Coming for You" by The Offspring came up so I guess that would be a decent goal song. It matches the team this season as we try to climb the ranks.

Clarence Worley | LW | Ottawa Highlanders | Montreal Patriotes | 661 TPE
SMJHL Career
S77 - OTT (LD) || GP: 66 || G: 2 || A: 19 || Pts: 21 || PM: -1 || PIM: 34 || H: 88 || BLK: 115
S78 - OTT || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 25 || Pts: 44 || PM: -16 || PIM: 31 || H: 149 || BLK: 57
SMJHL Playoffs
S77 - OTT (LD) || GP: 21 || G: 1 || A: 9 || Pts: 10 || PM: 2 || PIM: 6 || H: 27 || BLK: 57
S77 - OTT || GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || Pts: 8 || PM: -2 || PIM: 0 || H: 19 || BLK: 8
Career Notes
Drafted 19th Overall by OTT in S77 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall by MTL in S78 SHL Entry Draft

Josef Kubinec | LW | Texas Renegades | Retired
SMJHL Career
S46 - HAL || GP: 43 || G: 4 || A: 2 || Pts: 6 || PM: +2 || PIM: 6 || H: 22
S47 - HAL || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 10 || Pts: 20 || PM: -7 || PIM: 38 || H: 34
S48 - HAL || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 22 || Pts: 42 || PM: +10 || PIM: 10 || H: 24
S49 - HAL || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 26 || Pts: 46 || PM: +17 || PIM: 35 || H: 53
SMJHL Playoffs
S46 - HAL || GP: 13 || G: 0 || A: 1 || Pts: 1 || PM: -2 || PIM: 0 || H: 2
S47 - HAL || GP: 4 || G: 2 || A: 0 || Pts: 0 || PM: 0 || PIM: 4 || H: 3
S48 - HAL || GP: 16 || G: 6 || A: 7 || Pts: 13 || PM: 0 || PIM: 10 || H: 5
S49 - HAL || GP: 7 || G: 3 || A: 2 || Pts: 5 || PM: +2 || PIM: 2 || H: 10
SHL Career
S50 - TEX || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 13 || Pts: 23 || PM: -15 || PIM: 10 || H: 15
S51 - TEX || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 22 || Pts: 46 || PM: -7 || PIM: 20 || H: 45
S52 - TEX || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 16 || Pts: 32 || PM: -18 || PIM: 20 || H: 56
S53 - TEX || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || Pts: 33 || PM: -21 || PIM: 20 || H: 48
S54 - TEX || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 33 || Pts: 51 || PM: +6 || PIM: 26 || H: 25
S55 - TEX || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 22 || Pts: 35 || PM: -1|| PIM: 12 || H: 35
S56 - TEX || GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 41 || Pts: 62 || PM: +22|| PIM: 18 || H: 44
S57 - TEX || GP: 66 || G: 22 || A: 47 || Pts: 69 || PM: +6|| PIM: 10 || H: 48
S58 - TEX || GP: 66 || G: 35 || A: 30 || Pts: 65 || PM: +47|| PIM: 12 || H: 75
S59 - TEX || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 33 || Pts: 47 || PM: +31|| PIM: 6 || H: 41
S60 - TEX || GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 32 || Pts: 59 || PM: +24|| PIM: 21 || H: 54
S61 - TEX || GP: 66 || G: 22 || A: 28 || Pts: 50 || PM: +25|| PIM: 8 || H: 29
Total || GP: 680 || G: 237 || A: 335 || Pts: 572 || PM: +99|| PIM: 183 || H: 515
SHL Playoffs
S55 - TEX || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 1 || Pts: 1 || PM: -1|| PIM: 0 || H: 3
S56 - TEX || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || Pts: 0 || PM: -7|| PIM: 0 || H: 1
S57 - TEX || GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || Pts: 2 || PM: -2|| PIM: 0 || H: 5
S58 - TEX || GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 2 || Pts: 5 || PM: -4|| PIM: 2 || H: 10
S59 - TEX || GP: 16 || G: 3 || A: 12 || Pts: 15 || PM: +13|| PIM: 0 || H: 14
S60 - TEX || GP: 9 || G: 6 || A: 4 || Pts: 10 || PM: +9|| PIM: 0 || H: 10
S61 - TEX || GP: 19 || G: 8 || A: 5 || Pts: 13 || PM: +5|| PIM: 0 || H: 17
Total || GP: 69 || G: 26 || A: 25 || Pts: 51 || PM: +13|| PIM: 2 || H: 60
Career Notes
Signed to Halifax as Free Agent, S46
Drafted 53rd Overall by TEX in S47 Entry Draft
Aidan Richan Award Nominee - S51
Named Alternate Captain for Texas Renegades - S54
Aidan Richan Award Winner - S56
All-Star - 3rd Team - S56
Won S59 Challenge Cup with Texas Renegades
IIHF Bronze Medal With Finland - S61
Retired after S61
4th all time in points for Texas Renegades*
5th all time in goals for Texas Renegades*
(*) At time of retirement

   

the goal song for the buffalo team is going to be fight for your right to party by the beastie boys, because we are the party hard kids and we are always fucking around.

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If I had to choose a goal song for the St. Louis Scarecrows (my SMJHL team) it would have to be Scarecrow Man by Misfits. Not only is the song a rocker, but the opening lines sun up how the team approaches each and every goal. Scarecrows are out to get you each and every night.[url=https://youtu.be/oG9nhmNTZG4][/url]

Hangin' in a field you'll never know I'm out here
I'm telling you people best beware
I creep into town, I'm hunting my prey
Back on my post by the crack of day

Elwulf Jericson | RD | #2 | SHL: Tampa Bay Barracuda | USA | TPE: 1139

I think a good song for the Anchorage Armada would be I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain. Who doesn't want to want to celebrate scoring a goal while riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit?

Thanks to Budgie and Carpy for the sigs!
Alexei Petrikov || D || Anchorage Armada || Toronto North Stars
Name: Andrei Petrikov
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 7
415 TPE
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Acheivements:
S53 SMJHL All Star
S53 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Finalist
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Transactions:
Drafted 22nd Overall by ANC in the S53 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 25th Overall by TOR in the S54 SHL Draft

Mikhail Petrikov || D || Retired
Name: Mikhail Petrikov
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 7
531 TPE
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Acheivements:
Named Assistant Captain for PGF in his rookie season
Named Assistant Captain for PGF in his sophomore season
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Transactions:
Drafted 22th overall by PGF in the S38 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 35th overall by WKP in the S39 SHL Draft
Traded to Kelowna after season 39
Traded to Texas Renegades after season 40
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Trophy Case
S38 IIHF Gold Medal
S38 Four Star Cup
S38 Laurifer Trophy
S39 Quilha Agante Trophy
S39 Jack Crasher Award
S40 Quilha Agante Trophy
S40 Erik Chisling Trophy
S40 Four Star Cup
S40 Laurifer Trophy
S40 WJC Gold Medal
S41 Four Star Cup
S42 All Rookie All Star Team

Michael Walker || C || Retired
Name: Michael Walker
Age: 18
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 7
298 TPE
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Acheivements:
Named 2nd Lieutenant for Montreal in his Rookie Season
S32 Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player
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Transactions:
Drafted 28th overall by Montreal in the S32 SMJHL
Draft
Drafted 12th overall by New England in the S33 SHL Draft

Player || Updates

So our goal song would be "Everything is Awesome" from the Lego Movie. This is because I just asked my brother and he said its his favorite song, and he is an authority on good songs.

For the Detroit Falcons our song should be We are the Champions by Queen since we won the 4 Star Cup last season and hope to win it all again so that it remains our permeant song! Other song I would recommend for the town of Detroit is I Want To Rock by Twisted Sister.

Sig by @Ragnar / Avatar by @leviadan

Bnana NWaffles || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || TPE: 819 

SHL 27OA S66 - Hamilton Steelhawks 
Number: 88
Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland

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Bnana NWaffles || C || Detroit Falcons 

SMJHL Free Agent Pick Up S65 - Detroit Falcons
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics 

S65 - Detroit Falcons | 63 GP | 3 G | 16 A | 19 P | 4 | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 10 PIM | 16 H | 64 SOG 

S66 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 17 G | 23 A | 40 P | -17 | 5 PPP | 0 SHP | 26 PIM | 97 H | 124 SOG | 604 FOW - 414 FOL - 59.3 FO%

S67 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 47 G | 49 A | 96 P | 39 | 26 PPP | 2 SHP | 24 PIM | 87 H | 207 SOG | 514 FOW - 359 FOL - 58.9 FO%
S68 - Detroit Falcons | 66 GP | 52 G | 48 A | 100 P | 39 | 35 PPP | 0 SHP | 34 PIM | 85 H | 215 SOG | 529 FOW - 423 FOL - 55.6 FO%

SMJHL Post Season Statistics 
S65 - Detroit Falcons | 17 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 4 H | 12 SOG

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Awards & Accomplishments
S65 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS 

S67 - Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader) - 96 points 

S67 - Roberto Martucci Trophy (Regular Season Goals Leader) - 47 goals 

S67 - Alex Light Trophy - Most Improved Player 

S67 - Ideen Fallah Trophy - SMJHL Awards Committee MVP 

S67 - Raymond Lindsay - Most Outstanding Player as Voted on by the League 

S67 - Laurifer Trophy - 59-5-2 120pts 

S68 - 4 STAR CUP CHAMPIONS 
S68 - Laurifer Trophy - 54-11-1 109pts 

    

The STL Scarecrows should have THIS as their song, because I can confirm as one of their players, that we have no idea what we are doing.

Grapefruit Lizard || Center || 260 TPE || St. Louis Scarecrows
Height: 6'11"

Weight: 300 Lbs.

Jersey Number: 11

Birthplace: Norway