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[FHN Onion] Jokes about Tampa Increasingly Less Funny to TOR, MIN
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(This post was last modified: 07-30-2020, 06:31 PM by PremierBromanov.)

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Earlier today, FHN heard reports that jokes about how bad Tampa Bay is are increasingly less funny every day to teams who are below them in the standings. Internal sources confirmed these reports, citing that "People seem to laugh a lot less at these jokes when their teams have fewer wins than Tampa" and "I really feels like they're making fun of us when they make fun of Tampa"

Simothy Drunkebird, when reached for comment, noted "Honestly the hardest game this season was played today against Tampa. I can't tell you what a relief it was to move up in the standings. I'm really just hoping they stay below us".

Many players fear that Tampa won't continue to tank and amass draft picks every year, that this slight incline in wins may be part of a larger trend of *checks notes* getting better over time. "It just...I felt like I had solid ground beneath my feet. You know? Just knowing there was a constant in the league. Just having that frame of reference to look back and say 'Okay, I'm definitely not still incepted inside of someones dream because I can see that Tampa has no wins.' But if they have wins...how am I to tell what is real and what is a dream?" said a player who wished to remain anonymous. 

"Last night in Toronto I saw a Fitted sweater. In my own town. it's like they're coming into my house and messing the place up" said another.

When reached for comment, Michael Fitted had much to say but none of it was salvageable. 

Is this a new trend in the world of Tampa? Will they continue to win more games every season? time will tell. 





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Still giggle at people daring TBB under Smile

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FUCK THE PENATLYS

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I'll let Tampa have my place in the Great Lakes division if they really want it

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07-30-2020, 07:24 PMml002 Wrote: I'll let Tampa have my place in the Great Lakes division if they really want it
On behalf of the Tampa Bay Barracuda, we politely decline your offer and pass this one onto the Minnesota Chiefs @SpartanGibbles

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07-30-2020, 06:30 PMPremierBromanov Wrote:
When reached for comment, Michael Fitted had much to say but none of it was salvageable. 

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07-30-2020, 10:30 PMtrella Wrote:
07-30-2020, 07:24 PMml002 Wrote: I'll let Tampa have my place in the Great Lakes division if they really want it
On behalf of the Tampa Bay Barracuda, we politely decline your offer and pass this one onto the Minnesota Chiefs @spartangibbl
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