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Fluw · 08-14-2020, 08:25 AM

Guomundur Kristjansson may be an elite playmaker or developing into one but he is a terrible singer, his voice will leave tears in your eyes, the ones of pain and suffering.

BarnabasCollins · 08-14-2020, 09:22 AM

Kata Vilde is quite an accomplished cook and baker. However if there's one thing he's miserable at is making pies. Anything else is simple but somehow he manages to fuck up the pie crust every single time, looks like a 5 year old made it.

***sköldpaddor*** · 08-14-2020, 09:52 AM

Gunnar is terrible at remembering things, most of them just general common sense things. It's like his brain put all its effort into hockey, dogs, and cooking, and there was none left over for things like "don't leave candles burning when you leave the apartment" and "don't leave your coat on the airplane." He has lost countless items because he will just set them down somewhere and completely forget where he left them. If it's at home, they eventually turn up (usually after he's replaced them and then has two of them) but if he's out somewhere, most of the time things are gone forever. His friends can tell you multiple stories about the times they've had to rush back to a restaurant because Gunnar just left his wallet or his keys or his takeout box sitting on the table.

***BadWolf*** · 08-14-2020, 10:30 AM

I’m surprisingly bad at walking. Yes, something so simple that tends to go so wrong. Maybe I’m just used to the skates or used to running. But asking me to slow down, I’m going to fall flat on my face.

***Fantobens*** · 08-14-2020, 10:51 AM

One thing I am definitely bad at are arguments. No matter how many times I argue with my wife, I’m always wrong. I must be terrible at it.

***goldenglutes*** · 08-14-2020, 12:52 PM

Guy Zheng is really bad at doing any and all off-ice things like even just falling asleep my man has mad insomnia he just lies there and his knees hurt too much to fall asleep so he rolls around the whole night and he can't sleep so he has to try to huff gasoline to make himself forget the pain it's a tough life but he makes it work

Signatures by Vulfzilla, Jepox, Jess, rum_ham, Ragnar, and myself
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Tomasnz · 08-14-2020, 03:31 PM

Peter is useless at shopping. Clothes, food electronics, he just can't do it. And being a famous rich sportstar hasn't made it any easier. He gets decision paralysis whenever he sets outside a firm stable of products and brands that are his comfort space.

***trashae*** · 08-14-2020, 03:59 PM

Up until 2 days ago in the J sim I was competing for lowest sh% on the Knights and the bottom two guys were losing by a pretty wide margin. At one point Park had 1 goal on 65 shots... like what even is my guy doing? Is he closing his eyes before going full send on a slapper?

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Skeleton Party · 08-14-2020, 04:32 PM

[Name Redacted] is terrible on the ice sometimes, but his real weakness is using chopsticks. He embarrasses his teammates by using a fork when he goes out with the team for sushi. No matter how many times they try and teach him, he refuses. He has repeatedly asked William Osman to send him automatic chopsticks, but he has not been able to obtain them.

raymond3000 · 08-14-2020, 05:43 PM

Andreas Kvalheim is terrible at golfing. He's had plenty of practice over the past ten seasons, but to his teammates' delight his swing has just never improved.

suavemente · 08-14-2020, 06:06 PM

Kalashnikov struggles with patience. Patience is a key factor when having to deal with the absolutely abhorrent and disgusting palates that grace the SMJHL, from individuals on other teams insinuating that mac and cheese is the best part of BBQ to team-members stating ketchup is better than pasta sauce.

juniped · 08-14-2020, 10:47 PM

Juni is great at hitting people, but he's bad at hitting the nail on the head. Seriously he has the inability to nail things in to walls, nobody has any idea why. Command strips are a lifesaver for him.

Rancidbudgie · 08-14-2020, 10:56 PM

Nicolae Antonescu is a skilled goaltender, but in a bizarre twist, he is very bad at keeping his equipment clean or maintained. Overall Antonescu has a hard time finding things after putting them down, and forgets about a lot of everyday things. Since joining St. Louis, one of the equipment managers has the bonus job of making sure Antonescu hasn't gone out on the ice with some straps undone or when his glove has nearly worn through. Multiple times in the European junior leagues, Antonescu was assessed a penalty for his poorly-tied equipment or use of unsafe or broken equipment.

Thank you to Ham and Sulo for the sigs!

***boom*** · 08-14-2020, 11:38 PM

William Hartmann, despite being an elite juniors winger, has never been able to translate his skills to the golf course, as he routinely looks terrible on the links in the offseason. He's tried to get better, but he just doesn't have the patience to be good at putting.

***golden_apricot*** · 08-15-2020, 08:02 AM

My players largest office woe is the fact that he has no ability to hang with his d partner. This is really more a problem for Mr Johnson, but i think Michaud's largest office issue is dealing with people who he dislikes and Mr Johnson is clearly on of those guys. Outside of taht Mchaud is totally fine and is great at everything.

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