One thing that Peter Ramsey is absolutely terrible at is putting in an effort of going beyond what is absolutely required to complete a task.

George Walsh | Goalie | Prospect | 




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I as a human am very bad at rollerskating. Even though it seems similar to ice skating, it is not it is so hard. I always fall a lot and leave with very big bruises on my legs. Embarrassing.

somebody please make me a sig

Noah is a terrible swimmer. He was terrified of the water until he was in middle school when he finally learned how to swim, but even still he is not a good swimmer and can just barely keep afloat.

Noah Brusky || D || Texas Renegades || 1541 TPE
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 4 G | 15 A | 19 P | -11 +/- |  48 H  | 51 SB 
S49 | 50 GP | 5 G | 23 A | 28 P |  -2  +/- | 100 H | 52 SB 
SMJHL Playoffs:
S48 |   5 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +1 +/- | 10 H | 4 SB 
S49 | 13 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +4 +/- | 26 H | 10 SB 
SHL Regular Season:
S50 | 50 GP |  5 G | 16 A | 21 P | -13 +/- |  62 H | 73 SB 
S51 | 50 GP |  1 G | 18 A | 19 P |   -4 +/- |  83 H | 85 SB
S52 | 50 GP |  5 G | 15 A | 20 P | -10 +/- |  92 H | 71 SB
S53 | 50 GP |  1 G | 10 A | 11 P | -52 +/- |  85 H | 101 SB | 27 TA
S54 | 50 GP |  7 G | 16 A | 23 P | -11 +/- |  58 H |   48 SB | 27 TA
S55 | 50 GP |  2 G | 11 A | 13 P |  +8 +/- |  73 H |   40 SB | 25 TA
S56 | 50 GP |  6 G | 19 A | 25 P | +22 +/- |  76 H |  25 SB | 18 TA
S57 | 66 GP | 11 G | 37 A | 48 P | +21 +/- | 114 H | 47 SB | 28 TA
S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 28 A | 38 P | +39 +/- |  91 H | 63 SB |  23 TA
S59 | 66 GP | 13 G | 36 A | 39 P | +39 +/- | 107 H | 60 SB | 20 TA
SHL Playoffs:
S55 |  4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +0 +/- | 10 H | 4 SB | 0 TA
S56 |  4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P |  -6 +/- |  7 H | 2 SB | 1 TA
S57 |  5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P |  -4 +/- |  8 H | 4 SB | 2 TA
S58 | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | -1 +/- | 23 H | 16 SB | 4 TA
S59 | 16 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +9 +/- | 29 H | 14 SB | 8 TA
International Play:
S48 WJC | 24 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +7 +/- | 31 H | 17 SB
S49 WJC | 23 GP | 1 G |   9 A | 10 P | +5 +/- | 35 H | 22 SB
S50 IIHF | 15 GP | 0 G |   1 A |   1 P |  -1 +/- | 25 H |   9 SB
S51 IIHF | 13 GP | 0 G |   2 A |   2 P | +1 +/- | 15 H | 16 SB
S52 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G |   6 A |   7 P | +4 +/- | 37 H | 21 SB
S53 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G |   3 A |   4 P |  -2 +/- | 21 H |   9 SB | 4 TA
S54 IIHF | 12 GP | 1 G |   0 A |   1 P | +3 +/- | 12 H | 11 SB | 4 TA
S55 IIHF | 13 GP | 1 G |   5 A |   6 P | +3 +/- | 10 H |   6 SB | 7 TA
S56 IIHF | 12 GP | 2 G |  2 A |  4 P | -12 +/- | 20 H |  7 SB | 6 TA
S57 IIHF | 14 GP | 2 G |  4 A |  6 P |  -3 +/- | 20 H |  14 SB | 12 TA
S58 IIHF | 14 GP | 0 G |  4 A |  4 P | +5 +/- | 23 H |  12 SB |  8 TA
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Transactions:
S48 | SMJHL | Drafted 8th Overall (R18) by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S48 | WJC | Selected for Team USA
S49 | SHL | Drafted 2nd Overall (R12) by the Texas Renegades
S49 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $6M contract with Texas
S50 | IIHF | Transferred to Team Germany
S52 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $12M contract with Texas
S55 | SHL | Signed 4 year, $16M contract with Texas
S57 | SHL | Restructured previous deal to a 3 year, $12M contract
S58 | SHL | Signed 3 year, $15M contract with Texas
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Awards:
S48 WJC Bronze Medal (USA)
S48 Luke Riggs Award for Most Locker Room Activity (STL)
S48 Vladmir Bodnar Award for Best Rookie (STL)
S49 Zach Miller Trophy for Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S49 Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated Player (STL)
S49 Tigole Dizzy Augustus Award of Excellence (STL)
S50 All-Rookie Team (SHL)
S50 IIHF Silver Medal (GER)
S57 IIHF Bronze Medal (GER)
S58 IIHF Bronze Medal (GER)
S59 SHL Challenge Cup (TEX)
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Notable Events:
1st SMJHL Point (3 GP) - S48 Game #11
1st SMJHL Goal (20 GP) - S48 Game #100
1st SHL Point/Goal (3 GP) - S50 Game #20
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McCarthy is a terrible dancer. I mean, the absolute worst. He couldn't look coordinated in that way to save his life and he thanks God every day that he doesn't go out to clubs ever.

Captain Obvious - LW - 293 TPE
Drafted 20th overall in the S80 SMJHL Draft



S77 - LiMu Emu - LD - Retired
Helped everyone customize and save




S71 - Bob Wehadababyitsaboy - LD - Retired
Selected First overall in the S70 SMJHL draft



S60 - Stan Din'desque - Center - Retired
First overall pick in S59 SMJHL Draft (Anaheim Outlaws)
First overall pick in S60 SHL Draft (Montreal Patriotes)
Traded to Quebec City from Anaheim after S60
Named Co-GM of the Montreal Patriots S61
Named GM of the Montreal Patriots S62-S63
Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora S64



S44 - Barret McCarthy - Defenseman - Retired
S43 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
S44 Quilha Agante Award winner for best SMJHL Defenseman
S46 Ryan Jesster Award winner for Rookie of the Year
S46 Rookie All-Star
S49 Scott Stevens Award nominee
S49 Aidan Richan Award nominee
S49 2nd Team All-Star
S50 Damian Littleton Award winner for Most Dedicated Member
S52 Challenge Cup Champion
S52 3rd Team All-Star
S53 Bojo Biscuit Award Winner
S55 3rd Team All-Star



Cloud McCarthy - Retired
Drafted 41st overall in the S35 SMJHL draft
Drafted 27th overall in the S36 SHL draft

I can't build anytning. I try to be handy and fix or build small things around the house but I always end up having to hack things together or rig them to work the way I need.

I feel useless. But at least I'm good at hockey.

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Matthew Sawful || RD || Anchorage Armada || TPE: 615
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Name: Matthew Sawful
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 190 lbs
Shoots: Right
Number: 12
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TRANSACTIONS:
S53 | Drafted 2nd Overall by Anchorage Armada (SMJHL)
S53 | Transferred to Team Great Briton from USA (IIHF/WJC)
S54 | Drafted 3rd Overall by New England Wolfpack (SHL)
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AWARDS & ACHIEVEMENTS:
S54 SMJHL All-Star
S54 WJC Silver Medal
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CAREER STATISTICS:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S53 | ANC | 50 GP | 6 G | 15 A | 21 P | +15 | 1 PPP | 14 PIM | 36 H
S54 | ANC | 50 GP | 6 G | 21 A | 27 P | 0 | 10 PPP | 12 PIM| 55 H
SMJHL Playoffs:
S53 | ANC | 7 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H
S54 | ANC | 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 0 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H
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INTERNATIONAL CAREER STATISTICS:
WJC Round Robin:
S53 | BRI | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 10 PIM | 17 H
S54 | BRI | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +1 | 1 PPP | 0 PIM | 14 H
WJC Finals:
S53 | BRI | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 H
S54 | BRI | 3 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 10 H

Adam is absolutely terrible at public speaking, he can deliver a riveting pre game speech to just his team, but if someone brings a camera in there, or he has to talk at a post game press conference it all becomes gibberish.

 

Iliket Urtles | #72 | RW | Hamilton Steelhawks | S70 | 1407 TPE (S69 - )

  

   

Adam Scianna | #31 | D | Texas Renegades | S52 | 2168 TPE (S51 - S68) 

Birthplace: Trondheim, Norway

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season 

S55 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 5  A: 16  P: 21 +/-: +3  PIM: 18  HIT: 72  SB: 55 |

S56 [TEX] | GP: 50  G: 11  A: 13  P: 24 +/-: +6  PIM: 24  HIT: 72  SB: 54 |

S57 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 9  A: 33  P: 42 +/-: +24  PIM: 32  HIT: 80  SB: 98 |

S58 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 33  P: 52 +/-: +49  PIM: 17  HIT: 83  SB: 98 |

S59 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 12  A: 37  P: 49 +/-: +40  PIM: 18  HIT: 89  SB: 91 |

S60 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 19  A: 27  P: 46 +/-: +17  PIM: 14  HIT: 68  SB: 87 |

S61 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 18  A: 36  P: 54 +/-: +29  PIM: 12  HIT: 26  SB: 99 |

S62 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 15  A: 43  P: 58 +/-: +29  PIM: 8  HIT: 14  SB: 84 |

S63 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 13  A: 30  P: 43 +/-: +39  PIM: 12  HIT: 73  SB: 108 |

S64 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 16  A: 30  P: 46 +/-: +27  PIM: 16  HIT: 107  SB: 112 |

S65 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 8  A: 22  P: 30 +/-: -30  PIM: 16  HIT: 104  SB: 157 |

S66 [TEX] | GP: 66  G: 5  A: 15  P: 20 +/-: -18  PIM: 24  HIT: 58  SB: 100 |

S67 [LAP] | GP: 66  G: 2  A: 10  P: 10 +/-: /5  PIM: 20  HIT: 63  SB: 33 |

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IIHF

S51 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 28  SB: 27 |

S52 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 0  P: 1  +/-: +1  PIM: 4  HIT: 25  SB: 7 |

S53 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 1  P: 1  +/-: -5  PIM: 7  HIT: 14  SB: 7 |

S54 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 0  P: 2  +/-: -1  PIM: 2  HIT: 22  SB: 9 |

S55 [Norway] | [LD] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 4  P: 5  +/-: +0  PIM: 11  HIT: 18  SB: 14 |

S56 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 2  P: 2  +/-: -5  PIM: 0  HIT: 11  SB: 25 |

S57 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 6  P: 9  +/-: +4  PIM: 4  HIT: 12  SB: 34 |

S58 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 3  A: 7  P: 10  +/-: -5  PIM: 6  HIT: 12  SB: 25 |

S59 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 5  A: 6  P: 11  +/-: +9  PIM: 6  HIT: 9  SB: 11 |

S60 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 6  A: 6  P: 12  +/-: +6  PIM: 2  HIT: 5  SB: 13 |

S61 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 2  P: 3  +/-: +3  PIM: 4  HIT: 14  SB: 12 |

S62 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: -1  PIM: 6  HIT: 21  SB: 10 |

S63 [Norway] | [RD] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 5  P: 5  +/-: -5  PIM: 2  HIT: 18  SB: 19 |

S64 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 4  A: 4  P: 8  +/-: +3  PIM: 2  HIT: 16  SB: 7 |

S65 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 0  A: 3  P: 3  +/-: -4  PIM: 0  HIT: 13  SB: 13 |

S66 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 7  P: 9  +/-: +1  PIM: 5  HIT: 12  SB: 9 |

S67 [Norway] | [RW] GP: 12  G: 2  A: 6  P: 8  +/-: +5  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 4 |

S68 [Norway] | [LW] GP: 12  G: 1  A: 6  P: 7  +/-: -9  PIM: 2  HIT: 12  SB: 7 |

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Career History

S51 SMJHL Draft 2nd Round - 12th Overall by Kelowna 

S52 SHL Draft 1st Round - 3rd Overall by Texas

S52 Zach Miller Tropey - Most Dedicated Player 

S52 Elias Armia Award - The Commissioner's Award of Excellence

S53 Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights

S55 Called up to the Texas Renegades 

S55 SHL All-Rookie Team

S59 Challenge Cup Champion

S62 Challenge Cup Champion

S67 IIHF Gold Medal Winner 

S68 Announces Retirement

    

Kastrba is pretty awful at public speaking. he is glad that he isnt often the target of interviewers. weird trait to have for an assistant captain but he is much better at speaking around people he knows and is comfortable with.

RETIRED: David Kastrba, Winger (S41-S60)
RETIRED: Eddie Kastrba, Defense (S60-S70)

Jean-Paul is great at many things, but he is bad at arguing. His family never used words well. Well, his parents did, but Jean-Paul and his siblings never did. His little sister gave his little brother a nice pile driver. Jean is similar. Except with his wife. He does not hit his wife.

CURRENT PLAYER

Thomas Sawschuk || C || Nevada Battleborn
Birthplace: Oshawa, Canada
Jersey Number: 9
Height: 6ft 2in || Weight: 190 lbs


         

FORMER PLAYER

"Captain" Jean-Paul Boivin || LW || Edmonton Blizzards
Name: Jean-Paul "The Boi" Boivin
TPE: 1454
Age: 26
Birthplace: Toronto, Canada
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 67
|| Accomplishments || 
S48 SMJHL Four Star Cup
S49 23rd pick in SHL Draft to Edmonton
S49 SHL Champions Cup
S50 WJC Silver Canada
S51 WJC Gold Canada
S56 IIHF Gold
100 Hits Club: S49, S50, S51

Authorized Bash Brother
|| Captaincy || 
WJC Canada  A. Captain: S49
WJC Canada Captain: S51
Vancouver Whalers  A. Captain: S49

Vancouver Whalers Captain: S50, S51 
Edmonton Blizzard Visiting A. Captain: S53, S54, S55
Edmonton Blizzard Captain: S56 

Tor Tuck is terrible at roller blading. Many people think that the skills associated with being on the ice would translate quite well to the asphalt but so far Tor Tuck does not seem to see a correlation.

Pavel Kharlamov is awful at plating poker, he has an awful poker face that often makes him lose when playing with his friends or at a casino. So anytime he plays in Nevada he tends to avoid the Casinos.

Sadly even tho that Alex Selich has quite the imposing physique he sadly isn't much of a fighter or possesses any great fighting skills. He always was more of a technically sound player that would rarely drop the mitts.

Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
 

S31 Eduard Selich  || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252
Name: Eduard Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 29
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 |  -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 |
S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 |  -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 |  +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 |
S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 |  +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 |
S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 |  +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 |
S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 |  -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 |
S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 |  +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 |
S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 |  +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 |
S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 |  +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 |
S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 |  +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 |
S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 |  -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 |
S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 |  +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 |
S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 |  +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 |
S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 |  +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 |
S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
SHL:
S32 BUF | Did not qualify
S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S34 BUF | Did not qualify
S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 |
S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 |
S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 |
S38 BUF | Did not qualify
S39 BUF | Did not qualify
S40 BUF | Did not qualify
S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 |
S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 |
S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 |
S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 |
S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 |
S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 |
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Transactions:
S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with  Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede
S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede
S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede
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Noteable events:
S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S30 | Organized WJC
S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany
S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated)
S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike)
S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader)
S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP
S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds
S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal
S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward)
S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated)
S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede
S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY)
S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team
S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany
S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award
S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL
S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee
S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee
S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM


Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver
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Round Robin Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A
S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A
S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A
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Medal Round Career Statistics:
S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game
S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal
S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland


S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134
Name: Alexander Selich
Hometown: Fulda, Germany
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 280 lbs
Number: 19
Age: 18
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Regular Season Career Statistics:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 |  1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 |  8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 |
S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 |  2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 |
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Playoff Career Statistic:
SMJHL:
S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 |
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IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 |
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IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic:
S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 |
S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 |
Transactions:
S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors
S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with  Colorado Raptors
S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede
Noteable events:

3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)

Off the ice, one of Keahi's biggest weaknesses is his spatial awareness. He is so used to intentionally running into people during the game, that off the ice he can barely stop himself from bumping into people or objects.

Sven Holmberg




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 Mattias Holmberg | D | Retired
Name: Mattias Holmberg
Position: Defense
Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 16
Birthplace: Karlstad, Sweden
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Career Statistics:
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
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S25 | MTL | GP: 26 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 11 | S. Blocked: 20
S25 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 1
S26 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 21 | PTS: 31 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 38 | S. Blocked: 42
S27 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 31 | PTS: 40 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 10 | S. Blocked: 48
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SMJHL Playoffs:
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S25 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 3 | PTS: 5 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 7
S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 1 | PTS: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 4
S27 | MTL | GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 8 | PTS: 12 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 8 | Hits: 20 | S. Blocked: 19
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SHL Career Statistics
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S28 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 6 | PTS: 9 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 44 | Hits: 86 | S. Blocked: 58
S29 | LAP | GP: 38 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 43 | S. Blocked: 50
S29 | POR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 9 | PTS: 11 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 22
S30 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 21 | PTS: 32 | +/-: -19 | PIM: 18 | Hits: 27 | S. Blocked: 108
S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 30 | PTS: 43 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 36 | Hits: 50 | S. Blocked: 128
S32 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | PTS: 23 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 58
S33 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 22 | PTS: 22 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 63
S34 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 21 | PTS: 34 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 67
S35 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 26 | PTS: 33 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 4 | S. Blocked: 91
S36 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 14 | PTS: 22 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 32 | S. Blocked: 67
S37 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | PTS: 19 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 24 | Hits: 34 | S. Blocked: 57
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
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S32 | NEW | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 20
S33 | NEW | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 5 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 19
S37 | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/- -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 15
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Awards:
(S27) Named Alternate Captain for Montreal Impact (S27)
(S27) Awarded Ron Bolt Trophy in SMJHL for Most Sportsmanlike Player
(S31) Named to Third Team All-Stars
(S33) Challenge Cup Champion with New England Wolfpack
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Transactions:
(S25) Signed SMJHL $1.5 Million/1 year contract with Montreal Impact(Free Agent)
(S25) Traded to Detroit Falcons
(S26) Drafted 2nd Round, 24 overall in S26 SHL draft by Los Angeles Panthers
(S26) Traded to Montreal Impact with Sven Karlsson
(S26) Signed 2 year, $5 Million contract with Los Angeles Panthers
(S27) Signed 4 year, $11 Million contract extension with Los Angeles Panthers
(S29) Traded from Los Angeles  Panthers to the Portland Admirals
(S31) Traded from Portland Admirals to New England Wolfpack
(S31) Signed 1 year, $3 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S32
(S32) Signed 1 year, $5 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S33
(S33) Signed 2 year, $16 million player option contract with New England Wolfpack
(S33) Traded from New England Wolfpack to Seattle Riot
(S35) Traded from Seattle Riot to West Kendall Platoon
(S36) Signed 2 year, $11 million player option contract with West Kendall Platoon
(S38) Signed 2 year, $9 million player option contract with Los Angeles Panthers
(S38) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Manhattan Rage
(S39) Traded from the Manhattan Rage to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Teams Holmberg Played For:
Detroit Falcons, Montreal Impact, Portland Admirals,
New England Wolfpack, Seattle Riot, West Kendall Platoon,
 Los Angeles Panthers, Manhattan Rage, Minnesota Chiefs,
Edmonton Blizzard, Hamilton Steelhawks



 Sulak O'Hritea | F | Retired 



 Justin Keahi| F | Chicago Mob-y Boi
Was a Chicago Mob-y Boi
Now a Tampa Bay Fishy Boi
Philadelphia Forgey Boi until they were meanies >:(
Short time as a New England Wolfie Boi
Chicago Mob-y Boi but I actually play for them this time

Does it count as "off-ice" when the trouble is getting on ice? Seven times out of ten, Slip McScruff eats absolute ice when trying to step out onto the fresh sheet. It's no problem coming over the boards for a fresh shift because the momentum carries him out onto his feet. However, that first step before any period is treacherous for Slip. It's gotten to the point where his teammates line up in a semi circle as he comes out last to see if he makes it. When he beefs it, the team cheers and rallies for a strong surge to start the period. When he manages to enter without incident, he has a bit of a personal surge. Who knows if sometimes he takes the fall on purpose.

credit to Flappy, ToeDragon, and Carpy

A native Finnish speaker, Lassi Suhonen is and always has been really bad at speaking English, which luckily hasn't been much of a problem living in Newfoundland.

Something happened on the day he died. Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside.
Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried. I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar.


Gabriel Fortescue | Retired Defenseman | Winnipeg Jets


Cole Reinhart | D / HOF General Manager | Edmonton Blizzard


Magnus Vikstrand | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard


Tobias Thorvaldsen | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard


Fredrich Koenig | Defenseman | Chicago Syndicate


Lassi Suhonen | Centre | Newfoundland Berserkers | Captain
Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs | Hometown: Turku, Finland
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SMJHL CAREER STATISTICS
S54 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | H: 37| CF%: 50.1 | Rel: -8.0
S55 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 14 | P: 20| H: 29 | CF%: 58.2 | Rel: -6.4
TOTAL | GP: 100 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32| H: 66

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
S54 | NLD | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 55.8 | Rel: 3.3
S55 | NLD | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 61.3 | Rel: 2.5
TOTAL | GP: 31 | G: 1| A: 3 | P: 4| H: 12
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TRANSACTIONS & ACHIEVEMENTS
S54: Signed with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S54: Won IIHF World Junior Championship Bronze Medal with Finland
S55: Drafted 25th Overall by the Chicago Syndicate
S55: Won Four Star Cup with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S56: Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers

 a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, source of all greatness, all things that be.

Sasha is embarrassingly bad at knitting. He's always loved to knit since his grandmama taught him how back in the old country. But the poor guy can't get the hang of it. His scarves look like blankets and his blankets look like socks. He doesn't understand it either.

Sasha Dangelchek || RW || New England Wolfpack
Name: Sasha Dangelchek 
Age: 19 
Height: 6'3" 
Weight: 220 
Number: 26 
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