Segi
Mathias Seger has a terrible sense of direction. If it wasn't for his team mates, he'd probably get lost in between the locker room and the ice.
Jaska Seppälä is absolutely terrible at driving. By the time he was 20 he already destroyed two cars and have come close to destroying his third! I would suggest to anybody reading this to not right in a car Seppälä is driving
Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074 Name: Charles Walker Height: 6'4" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52 S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60 S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52 S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72 S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73 S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73 S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83 S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3 S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9 S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11 S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13 S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards and Accomplishments: Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33 Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33 Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39 Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53 S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S40 IIHF Gold Medalist S45 IIHF Silver Medalist S48 IIHF Silver Medalist S50 IIHF Gold Medalist Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247 Name: Jaska Seppälä Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs Number: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft Player Page ||
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as great of a hockey player elias kierkegaard is for some reason he has such terrible grammar probably because he spent more of his time practicing hockey than studying his books
EVO:.........................I hate exams. With a passion. There was one time in Colorado when we were give an exam related to hockey history and tactics.........I slept through it.
It was an awkward few days afterwards.
Leoben
Rex Kirkby is not a great driver. Despite all of his millions earned he hasnt spent any on a nice car and would generally prefer to ride a bike if the option is there.
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64- SMJHL career: -Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38 S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27 S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23 SMJHL playoff stats S63 | DNQ S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5 S65 | DNQ ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47 S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42 S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34 S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50 S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57 SHL playoff stats S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2 S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6 S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2 S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13 S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15 | D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63 SMJHL career: -Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft -Traded to St Louis in S43 SHL career: -Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft -Traded to New England S53 -Traded to New Orleans S55 -Free Agent to Atlanta S57 -Traded to Buffalo S59 -Voted to the all rookie team S44 -Won Challenge Cup [48] -Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51] -1st team allstar [55] -2nd team allstar [50] -3rd team allstar [51, 58] ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39 S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61 SMJHL playoff stats S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5 S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20 ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55 S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55 S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59 S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66 S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67 S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63 S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88 S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93 S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78 S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90 S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120 S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128 S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91 S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143 S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134 S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104 S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119 S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99 S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90 S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71 Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817 SHL playoff stats S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15 S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17 S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11 S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29 S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60 S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13 S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18 S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9 S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16 S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6 S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11 S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10 S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6 | Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56| Forge Regular Season Records: S60: 30-33-3 S61: 30-27-9 S62: 32-25-9 S63: 34-22-10 S64: 38-23-5 Forge Post Season Records: S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Regular Season Records: S44: 23-21-6 6th place S45: 30-16-4 2nd place S46: 26-21-3 4th place S47: 25-20-5 6th place S48: 26-22-2 6th place S49: 21-25-4 10th place S50: 29-18-3 2nd place S51: 28-16-6 2nd place S52: 21-23-6 9th place S53: 29-18-3 3rd place S54: 22-23-5 8th place S55: 35-12-3 3rd place S56: 29-17-4 3rd place Total record: 344-252-54 ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Post Season Records: S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine Player page | Player updates
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parker smeb is a scott stevens award winning defencemen but he's rather poor at baking cakes, he practices every single day but consistently fails at baking his cakes in his microwave
Kylrad
Daniel Smeb is pretty talented and good at pretty much everything in life, one thing he does suck at however is inting, compared to the likes of Jules Watt and Parker Smeb, he really can't compete.
Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired Name:Adam Kylrad Age: 20 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10 S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8 S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17 S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21 S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2 PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19 S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8 S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6 S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6 S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12 S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6 S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7 S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12 S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15 S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11 S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18 S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5 S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6 S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6 S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8 S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8 S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1 S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0 PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4 S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1 S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4 S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0 S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1 S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0 S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1 S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1 S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0 S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2 S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0 S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0 S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0 S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2 S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George Traded to Chicago Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP Traded to Minnesota Chiefs Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN Traded to Toronto North Stars Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor Traded to Seattle Riot Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR Extended like 50 times with TOR Robbed a bank Retired after S31 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE) GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5, S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD) S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy S14 MVP Nominee S14 All Star Team S15 All Star Team S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th) S17 Won the Challenge Cup S18 Won gold medal with team Canada S21 Won gold medal with team Canada Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff Inducted into the Hall of Fame ------------------------------------------------------------ Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets Name:Kyle Kylrad Age: 18 Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12 S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12 S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5 S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6 S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15 S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16 S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3 S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12 S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate Name: Daniel Smeb Age: 18 Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6 S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14 S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6 S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10 S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20 S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11 S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10 S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19 S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15 S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42 S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46 S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36 S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45 S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38 S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43 S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11 S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1 S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3 S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2 S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4 S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2 S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 54th Overall to COL Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL Drafted 30th Overall to CHI Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal S50: IIHF Top Forward S52: 2nd all star team ------------------------------------------------------------
Sean
Pepperoni is terrible when it comes to distinguishing people's faces. People often think he's rude when he doesn't recognize them but it's almost as if he has some kind of face blindness.
Poopity Scoop is bad at eating cream cheese. When he eats bagels and cream cheese or other cream cheese meals, he ends up with a lot of cream cheese on his face like a big ol slob.
I'm just a terrible cook. It is something that I always work on, but I consistently overcook the hell out of things due to fear of undercooking. While this is often meats, I'm also sure to boil my cereal to avoid any potential complications.
Buster
Oliver Cleary is great on the ice but off the ice, he can't drive a car for the life of him. Some say the reason he's getting out of LA this off-season is to avoid LA driving as he's been in more than a few fender benders in the past 7 seasons.
Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts --------------------------------- Player Name: Oliver Cleary SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons Position: Defence Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Born: Toronto, Ontario --------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61 S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68 S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81 S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67 S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61 S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53 S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64 S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96 --------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics: S48: Did Not Qualify S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15 S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20 S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7 S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17 S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20 S55: Did Not Qualify SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S46: Did Not Play S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51 --------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0 S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4 --------------------------------- Transactions: S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage ———————————————— Awards S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia
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one thing nick is absolutely awful at is keeping any sort of a positive attitude. whenever anything slightly wrong happens, his mental booms beyond recovery
Nick Connolly || LW #9 || Chicago Syndicate || 1457 TPE
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 9
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Career Milestones:
S48: Drafted 9th overall by Chicago in SHL Entry Draft
S47: Drafted 6th overall by Anaheim in SMJHL Entry Draft
S47: Won Four Star Cup with Anaheim
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S47 ANA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | -6 | PIM: 6
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S47 ANA | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -2 | PIM: 2
jeffie43
Jack Kanoff is not a good driver nor has he ever been. Despite being a kid who loved nothing but hot wheelsJack Kanoff is not a good driver nor has he ever been. Despite being a kid who loved nothing but hot wheels and cars. He could recognize the rarest of car brands at a young age and always had an interest in them but he never could figure out how to drive them unfortunately. He got a steering wheel at the age of 12 and he eventually started playing popular racing game 'Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit' but no matter how hard he tried and whatever he did in order to improve, the young German-Canadian could never figure out how to drive. When the young hockey star failed to pass his driving test for the third straight time, it had immediately dawned on him. He could not drive, and he was never going to be able to. It hit him where it hurt the most and it hit him hard. In fact a significant amount of his rookie contract (After getting drafted to the Toronto North Stars) on a chauffeur in order to get him from point to point in real life. It's quite unfortunate but it is what it is for the young Toronto hockey star at the end of the day :(
Jack Kanoff | S53 | Forward | Buffalo Stampede | Germany From: Toronto, ON, Canada Height: 5'11 Weight: 183 lb S53 4-Star Champion S53 WJC Gold (Canada GM) S58 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head) S59 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head) S60 Challenge Cup Winner SHL Regular Season S55 | TOR | 50 GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | -47 | 20 PIM | 74 HIT | 115 SB | 22:01 MPG S56 | SEA | 50 GP | 3G | 12A | 15P | -13 | 33 PIM | 37 HIT | 64 SB | 17:02 MPG S57 | SEA | 66 GP | 4G | 21A | 35P | -20 | 50 PIM | 61 HIT | 56 SB | 24:05 MPG S58 | SEA | 66 GP | 10G | 35A | 45P | -35 | 14 PIM | 64 HIT | 79 SB | 22:20 MPG S59 | SEA | 66 GP | 19G | 33A | 52P | +19 | 17 PIM | 64 HIT | 43 SB | 23:10 MPG S60 | SEA/BUF | 65 GP | 17G | 54A | 71P | +42 | 8 PIM | 83 HIT | 45 SB | 21:56 MPG S61 | BUF | 66 GP | 30G | 33A | 63P | +38 | 18 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 SB | 21:17 MPG S62 | BUF | 66 GP | 38G | 38A | 76P | +39 | 14 PIM | 115 HIT | 63 SB | 21:32 MPG S63 | BUF | 66 GP | 23G | 44A | 67P | +8 | 24 PIM | 102 HIT | 13 SB | 21:38 MPG S64 | BUF | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53P | +41 | 24 PIM | 112 HIT | 56 SB | 21:19 MPG IIHF S54 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | +1 | 2 PIM | 10 HIT | 8 SB | 18:58 MPG S55 | GER | 12 GP | 3G | 2A | 5P | +3 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 12 SB | 20:21 MPG S56 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | -11 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 10 SB | 20:56 MPG S57 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | +/- 0 | 0 PIM | 17 HIT | 13 SB | 21:06 MPG S58 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 10A | 16P | + 5 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 14 SB | 21:11 MPG S59 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 11A | 17P | + 6 | 2 PIM | 11 HIT | 18 SB | 20:47 MPG SMJHL Regular Season S52 | HFX/DET | 50 GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | +2 | 22 PIM | 48 HIT | 49 SB | 18:48 MPG S53 | DET | 50 GP | 11G | 23A | 34P | +29 | 14 PIM | 24 HIT | 14 SB | 22:38 MPG S54 | DET | 50 GP | 9G | 18A | 27P | +2 | 32 PIM | 32 HIT | 25 SB | 23:46 MPG SMJHL Playoffs S52 | DET | 10 GP | 4G | 4A | 8P | +5 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 8 SB | 20:30 MPG S53 | DET | 17 GP | 2G | 5A | 7P | +4 | 2 PIM | 14 HIT | 8 SB | 23:12 MPG S54 | DET | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -5 | 0 PIM | 5 HIT | 9 SB | 23:14 MPG World Junior Championships S51 | NA | 29 GP | 5G | 12A | 17P | -13 | 20 PIM | 33 HIT | 37 SB | 21:12 MPG S52 | CAN | 24 GP | 1G | 9A | 10P | -7 | 8 PIM | 23 HIT | 18 SB | 20:18 MPG S53 | CAN | 15 GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +3 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 6 SB | 21:27 MPG S54 | CAN | 13 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -9 | 2 PIM | 15 HIT | 8 SB | 20:15 MPG Edward Elric | S66 | 855 TPE | Forward | Edmonton Blizzard | Canada SMJHL Regular Season S65 | ANC | 13-42-3 | 3.98 GAA | 0.907 SV% S66 | ANC | 35G | 34A | 69P | -11 | 31 PIM | 139 HIT | 12 SB S67 | ANC | 28G | 35A | 63P | +2 | 32 PIM | 121 HIT | 14 SB S68 | QCC | 25G | 26A | 51P | -7 | 46 PIM | 168 HIT | 21 SB SMJHL Playoffs
Nour is pretty hot ngl
Hallsy
I suck at typing and I rather not do pts that make me type as it is a struggle for me everyday. Writing 25-150 about silliness hurts me everyday.
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