09-16-2020, 01:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-16-2020, 01:13 PM by ThisSeemsFishy .)
Welcome back to another special edition of Hockeyyyyyyyyyy: Right Now! We’ve already an exciting offseason which saw two new teams, the Seattle Argonauts and Atlanta Inferno, come to the league. But tonight, we have a special report brought to you from the icy wastelands of Anchorage, Alaska. That’s right, it’s another TURG TURG episode. Buckle up with me, Pauline Mieleg. We have a wild ride in store for you!
About a week into the offseason, Anchorage police departments were getting reports of a potential kidnapping of a four month old baby boy named Bloos. Kind of a strange name for a baby, but we’ll let it slide. The car was adorned with Armada and Barracuda flags and had appeared to have spray paint on the side that said
TURG PRETTY GOOD in big black letters. A bumper sticker on the back said “Honk if you are not TURG.” So it was pretty safe to say whose vehicle it was.
Yes, that’s right. You’re not being fed misinformation like it’s an election year. TURG TURG had kidnapped a small child, and was on a police chase with the baby in tow. The car was reported to have crossed the median into oncoming traffic several times and pedestrians said they could hear 100 gecs blasting from the vehicle. Whatever that means.
Once Anchorage police officers managed to get TURG to pull over, they pulled him out of the car until they realized who it was. They brought little baby Bloos back to his mother and took TURG down to the station. The mother agreed to drop all charges over what she saw as “a simple misunderstanding by a beautifully stupid man.”
We managed to catch up with TURG for an exclusive interview.
PM: So TURG. What happened?
TT:
TURG HEARD BABY BLOOS WAS CRYING SO TURG TAKE HIM TO MCDONALDS BUT POLICE NOT LIKE THAT!
PM: But how did you know the babies name?
TT:
BLOOS TELL TURG HIS NAME! TURG SPEAK BABY!
PM: Is there anything you would like to say something to the mother of Bloos?
TT:
TURG WILL PICK YOU UP AT SEVEN
PM: Well it would appear that TURG has got himself a date, so we’ll let him go now.
TURG TURG would receive one fine for swearing at Anchorage police and nothing more.
| LW | Jussi Mutou | MTL | JPN | S72-Now | -Picked 19th overall by COL in the 72nd SMJHL draft- Won Esa Anrikkanen Award - S72 Rookie All-Star Team - S72 SMJHL All-Star Game - S74 All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S74 King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S74 All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S75 SMJHL All-Star Game - S75 King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S75 Four Star Cup - S75 SHL Career: -Picked 22nd overall by MTL in the 73rd SHL draft- ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | S72 | GP:66 | G:37 A:37 P:74 | -39 | PIM:59 | H:227 SB:38 | | S73 | GP:66 | G:35 A:38 P:73 | -6 | PIM:79 | H:147 | SB:28 | | S74 | GP:66 | G:40 A:49 P:89 | +21 | PIM:58 | H:185 | SB:39 | | S75 | GP:66 | G:46 A:48 P:94 | +16 | PIM:34 | H:193 | SB:45 | SMJHL Playoff Stats | S72 | GP:5 | G:4 A:2 P:6 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:14 SB:11 | | S74 | GP:24 | G:12 A:13 P:25 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:46 SB:8 | ---------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats | S75 | GP: 66 | G:25 A:34 P:59 | -76 | PIM:25 | H:102 SB:40 | | S77 | GP: 66 | G:10 A:33 P:43 | -76 | PIM:42 | H:90 SB:43 | ---------------------------------------------------- International Stats | S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:12 | G:7 A:7 P:14 | 2 | PIM:9 | H:37 SB:5 | | S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:12 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | 4 | PIM:4 | H:20 SB:2 | | S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:6 A:7 P:13 | 3 | PIM:2 | H:24 SB:4 | | S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:3 A:8 P:11 | -3 | PIM:16 | H:24 SB:9 | International Playoff Stats | S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:3 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:1 | | S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:3 SB:1 | | S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 1 | PIM:0 | H:0 SB:3 | | S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | 0 | PIM:4 | H:1 SB:2 | | LW | TURG TURG | Retired(?) | CAN | S54-S65 | SMJHL career: -Picked 38th overall by ANC in the 54th SMJHL draft- -Won Ron Bolt Trophy in S56- -Won Four Star Cup with Anchorage Armada in S57- SHL career: -Picked 17th by TBB in the 55th SHL draft- -Signed 2 year deal with Los Angeles Panthers in S57 Offseason -Called up to play for the Panthers in S58- -Taken in the 6th round of the S60 expansion draft by Philadelphia Forge -Brief stints in both Montreal and Calgary to end his career- International Career: -Called up to play for team Canada at S54, S55, S56 and S57 WJC -Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada in S55 WJC -Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada in S56 WJC ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats | S54 | GP:50 | G:6 A:8 P:14 | +2 | PIM:8 | H:27 SB:30 | | S55 | GP:50 | G:14 A:23 P:37 | +24 | PIM:6 | H:67 SB:57 | | S56 | GP:50 | G:15 A:16 P:31 | +13 | PIM:0 | H:83 SB:71 | | S57 | GP:66 | G:18 A:28 P:46 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:105 SB:65 | SMJHL playoff stats | S54 | GP:7 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | +2 | PIM:0 | H:4 SB:5 | | S55 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | +1 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:7 | | S56 | GP:16 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | +3 | PIM:2 | H:30 SB:10 | | S57 | GP:16 | G:8 A:5 P:13 | +5 | PIM:4 | H:31 SB:20 | SHL Stats | S58 | GP:66 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | -26 :( | PIM:4 | H:67 SB:73 | | S59 | GP:66 | G:7 A:15 P:22 | -8 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:55 | | S60 | GP:66 | G:13 A:20 P:33 | +1 | PIM:14 | H:121 SB: 84 | | S61 | GP:66 | G:17 A:20 P:37 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:96 SB:84 | | S62 | TURG died : ( | | S63 | GP:66 | G:15 A:26 P:41 | +8 | PIM:12 | H:113 SB:108 | | S64 | GP:66 | G:15 A:19 P:34 | -13 | PIM:26 | H:131 SB:112 | | S65 | GP:66 | G:10 A:13 P:23 | -33 | PIM:36 | H:119 SB:50 | SHL Playoff Stats | S58 | GP:6 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:4 SB:7 | | S59 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:7 SB:10 | | S60 | GP:6 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:8 | | S61 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -3 | PIM:0 | H:11 SB:7 | | S63 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:10 SB:13 | | S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -6 | PIM:2 | H:7 SB:7 | International Stats | S54 WJC | GP:13 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:4 | H:17 SB:6 | | S55 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:5 P:7 | +4 | PIM:2 | H:2 SB:7 | | S56 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:4 P:6 | +5 | PIM:0 | H:13 SB:7 | | S57 WJC | GP:12 | G:0 A:3 P:3 | +1 | PIM:12 | H:7 SB:15 | ---------------------------------------------------- | RW | Kyler Gill | Retired | CAN | S37-S47 | SMJHL Career: -Picked 27th overall by PGF in the 37th SMJHL Draft- -Nominated for Esa Anrikkanen Award in S37- -Laurifer Trophy with PGF in S38- -Occasus Trophy with PGF in S38- -Four Star Cup with PGF in S38- -Jared Hanson Trophy with PGF in S39- -Roberto Martucci Trophy with PGF in S39- -Ideen Fallah Trophy with PGF in S39- -Raymond Lindsay Trophy with PGF in S39- -Plus/Minus Leader with PGF in S39- -Tied for 5th most points in the 50 Game/350 Cap era with 63 points- SHL Career: -Picked 19th overall by SFP in the 38th SHL Draft- -Nominated for the Aidan Richan Trophy with SFP in S43- SMJHL Stats | S37 | GP:50 | G:13 A:19 P:32 | -13 | PIM:10 | H:51 SB:3 | | S38 | GP:50 | G:17 A:16 P:33 | +8 PIM:17 | H:55 SB:7 | | S39 | GP:50 | G:27 A:36 P:63 | +36 | PIM:10 | H:69 SB:8 | | Total | GP:150 | G:57 A:71 P:128 | +31 | PIM:37 | H:175 SB:18 | SHL Stats | S40 |GP:50 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -18 | PIM:12 | H:18 SB:4| | S41 | GP:50 | G:8 A:10 P:18 | -18 | PIM:4 | H:36 SB:11 | | S42 | GP:50 | G:12 A:9 P:21 | -11 | PIM:48 | H:73 SB:16| | S43 | GP:50 | G:23 A:19 P:42 | -1 | PIM:31 | H:101 SB:11 | | S44 | GP:50 | G:15 A:10 P:25 | +1 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:19 | | S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | -6 | PIM:6 | H:21 SB:0 | | S46 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P:5 | -5 | PIM:12 | H:19 SB:1 | | S47 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P: 5 | +3 | PIM:4 | H:23 SB:2 | | Total | GP:400 | G:72 A:56 P:128 | -55 | PIM:141 | H:388 SB:64 | SHL Playoff Stats | S47 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:1 SB:0 | ----------------------------------------------------
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[S69] Tiberius Kane | Left Wing | GFG | 473 TPE S67: WJC Silver S68: Drafted 3rd Overall to GFG S68: Drafted 14th Overall to TEX S69: WJC Bronze [S67] Nichael Fitted + [S64] Backup Goaltender [S50] Tom Fiddler | Two-Way Center | Peak 2006 TPE | RETIRED Drafted 4th round, 34th overall in S49 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 2nd round, 24th overall in S50 SHL Entry Draft Traded to Tampa Bay for a ham sandwich in S52 * = First Place Career Stats | GP | G | A | P | +/- | Hit | SB | Sh | GA | TK SHL Regular | 657 | 144 | 284 | 428 | -213 | 777 | 1013 | 1520 | 292 | 393 SHL Playoffs | 39 | 5 | 14 | 19 | -16 | 63 | 52 | | | IIHF Regular | 168 | 19 | 45 | 64 | 7 | 153 | 90 | | | SHL Regular Season Stats Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM S53 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20| -24| 17:16 | 46 | 77 | 56 | 10 S54 | TBB | 45 | 1 | 10 | 11 | -80 | 18:35 | 60 | 171 | 55 | 17 S55 | TBB | 50 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -56 | 18:37 | 31 | 86 | 82 | 14 S56 | TBB | 50 | 5 | 15 | 20 | -35 | 19:22 | 34 | 112 | 101| 20 S57 | TBB | 66 | 14 | 32 | 46 | -26 | 24:48 | 64 |100 |152 | 20 S58 | TBB | 66 | 29 | 40 | 69 | -2 | 25:59 |100| 74 |180 | 20 S59 | TBB | 66 | 19 | 39 | 58 | -3 | 25:33 |105| 95 |188 | 14 S60 | TBB | 66 | 23 | 23 | 46 | 4 | 22:33 | 66 | 50 |159 | 26 S61 | TBB | 66 | 10 | 35 | 45 | 12 | 22:17 | 98 | 72 |182 | 20 S62 | TBB | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | -2 | 20:23 |104 | 57 |183 | 4 S63 | TOR | 66 | 21 | 33 | 54 | -1 | 20:29 | 69 |119 |182 | 39 SHL Playoff Stats Szn |Team| GP | G | A | P | +/- | TOI | Hit | SB | Sh | PIM S59 | TBB | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -6 | 22:11 | 10 | 5 | 12 | 0 S60 | TBB | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -6 | 22:49 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0 S61 | TBB | 13 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 21:06 | 17 | 13 | 29 | 0 S62 | TBB | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 20:01 | 20 | 18 | 24 | 2 S63 | TOR | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 21:16 | 8 | 15 | 15 |0 SMJHL Career | GP: 200| G: 36 | A: 102 | P: 138 | +/-: 42 SMJHL Playoff Career | GP: 52| G: 9 | A: 23 | P: 32 | +/-: 5 SMJHL Regular Season Stats S49 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: 2 | FO%: 42.43% | FOT: 898 S50 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: -6 | FO%: 50.93% | FOT: 1237 S51*| CAR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 38 | P: 49 | +/-: 24 | FO%: 53.08% | FOT: 1313 S52 | CAR | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 33 | P: 49 | +/-: 22 | FO%: 53.33% | FOT: 1202 SMJHL Playoff Stats S49*| MTL | GP: 17 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 51.96% | FOT: 433 S50*| CAR | GP: 18 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 5 | FO%: 50.28% | FOT: 356 S51 | CAR | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -1| FO%: 47.68% | FOT: 151 S52 | CAR | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 9| P: 10 | +/-: -4| FO%: 51.34% | FOT: 261 Awards S49 Four Star Cup S50 Four Star Cup S51 Laurifer Trophy S51 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston S52 Honorary 3-way Laurifer Paricipation Trophy S52 Alternate Captain of Carolina S52 Petr Klimek Award for the Best Two-Way Player with Joseph Weston S52 Kurtis Hunter Award for Team's Choice MVP S52 IIHF Gold Medal S53 IIHF Bronze Medal S54 The Winless Season S54 IIHF Silver Medal S55 IIHF Gold Medal S56 IIHF Silver Medal S57 IIHF Silver Medal S58 IIHF Silver Medal S60 IIHF Silver Medal S61 IIHF GoldMedal IIHF Federation Head - Great Britain S56: Silver S57: Silver S58: Silver S59: DNQ S60: Silver S61: Gold S62: DNQ S68: Lost 1st Round S69: Bronze Fuck the penaltys
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Should have gone to Wendys smh
bluesfan55
09-16-2020, 01:16 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-16-2020, 01:21 PM by bluesfan55 .)
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Dieter Frühstück || D || Anchorage Armada || 577 TPE Birthplace: Rostock, Germany Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs SMJHL Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253 S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224 SMJHL Playoff Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 0 SB: 18 S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50 Player Milestones/Transactions Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66 S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76 S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57 Total SHL Stats GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29 S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) wrote haters guides where I shat on every team
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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland Number: 11 Height: 6'4" Weight: 228# ---------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------- Notables: Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft S54 HoF Ceremony Host S55 HoF Ceremony Host Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze S56 Finland WJC Co-GM S56 SMJHL Intern S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM S57 4 Star Champion S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge ---------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats: S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18 S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39 S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26 S61 - PHI: ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20 S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39 S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42 S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34 ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL playoff stats S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38 S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20 S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11 S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34 ---------------------------------------------------- International Representations S54 WJC FIN - Bronze S55 WJC FIN - Bronze S56 WJC FIN S57 WJC FIN - GOLD S57 IIHF FIN S58 IIHF FIN S58 IIHF FIN
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