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Moreorless89 · 10-30-2020, 02:19 AM

I would take the north west passage!!!!!! Luffy Richard and Sato gonna challenge u all to a pumpkin bobbing contest. Come on ye simulations!

Toivo · 10-30-2020, 02:39 AM

It’s the devil’s holiday and things are about to get spooky at the Atlanta Inferno’s inaugural Halloween party. My player is going to show up dressed up as Elvis and give good impressions all night long. If you have never heard Elvis before (1. Who are you? 2. What are you?) think of how Americans pronounce “Maryland.” I think in any other English speaking place it would be Mary + land. But in America, there’s an Elvis kind of thing going on where we say Mar[y]land. It’s all fun and games. We’re going to have all sorts of punch and spooky activities like pin the tail on the ghoul. There will be plenty of ghouls. We’re going to pin the ghoul’s ass. Atlanta is all stoked after the great first season of the Inferno’s existence and it’s about to show at the Halloween party. Of course precautions will be taken and we will all be socially distanced.

Thunfish · 10-30-2020, 07:38 AM

Although his wife stressed that Halloween was an important event and the team would probably want him to spend time with his teammates for Halloween, Yoshimitsu requested dispensation. While he didn't make it public, the media soon caught word that he was actually planning on visiting any of the nearby orphanages of the country.

Decked in his armor for safety for both himself and the children, he regalled them with horror stories that often had a goofy end to it while also bringing candy, toys and books. By the end of the night, he had visited a grand total of fifteen orphanages and blown most of his paycheck for the month.

Afterwards, he apparently met his fellow ninja relatives in a similar covert fashion, which was the one party he technically attended, as the blood-curling howls of laughter from them caused a couple of locals to register what they believed to be the evidence of werewolves in the area.

Fluw · 10-30-2020, 09:08 AM

The Colorado Raptors Halloween party is what everyone expects. Jurt the Captain is dressed up like Owen Grady, Chris Pratt in the movie Jurassic World, and the remainder of the team are all dressed as raptors. First the evening started off at Jurts house and moved towards a park where the team put on a little Jurassic Park show for the kids. As the evening progressed the team began bar hopping and eventually the raptor pack found themselves at a nightclub to begin a raptor rave. The raptor rave was the highlight of the night as raptors and humans alike hit the floor and no one got eaten. Jurt at the end of the night had to escort the raptor pack out of the club using a four star cup promise as bait to lure them out. Once the whole pack left the club they went back to Jurt's place and became human again and enjoyed watching all the Jurassic Park films, pretty good halloween I'd say.

CementHands · 10-30-2020, 10:52 AM

For this season's halloween festivities, Karl and Kalashnikov (@suavemente) showed up in their very best 90's pop star drag outfits. Valentin was Britney, bitch, obviously and Karl got a long blonde wig and did his best Christina Agulara from Dirty. Now on the front of things this might seem like innocent fun, but Valentin is not that innocent. Also two grown men both fairly hairy and well built going shopping for tight leather costumes, especially with upper thighs cut out rose a few questions, and through arched eyebrows were eventually directed to a shop that was fitting for "bears". Now, Valentin's nickname in Russia loosely translated to Russian Bear who consumes vast amounts of vodka, and Karl is just stunned at the best of times, so this went right over their head.
While at the boutique they also picked up a fun costume for one of the other Baltimore rookies - Ethan Duncan (@mastersheep), It was a Janet Jackson Superbowl outfit (you know the one). Finding the temporary star nipple ring was a bit more difficult, but they managed to get it done with some help from the friendly shop keepers.

***Acsolap*** · 10-30-2020, 11:44 AM

New Orleans has a long and varied history with the occult and much like the name of the local simulation hockey League team the players decided it would be good to go as various ghosts, phantoms, apparitions and spectres. There were tall ones, short ones, pink ones, blue ones, wide ones and skinny ones too. There was the more classical sheet with eye holes cut but some of the players like Darnell Johnson went completely over the top and had really extravagant costumes with hanging baubles and trinkets as well as various appendages clearly missing. The party was a great success with lots of drinking and exchanging of treats and even a few tricks being played on members of the team and the management. Overall it was a great bonding experience for the team and helped ease the sting from the disappointing results in this season's playoffs going from the challenge cup finals to being eliminated in the play in.

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Mack · 10-30-2020, 11:44 AM

The Colorado Raptors are celebrating a great series win in the playoffs and heading out tonight as we have the weekend off before the next round begins. We are heading to a fun party at an old "haunted" farm in the mountains. The party is going to be huge and our team wanted to all dress in something that stood out but had a common theme. We decided on something that represents our FHM era well and we all went as chess pieces. Our GM's were the Chess Masters and the rest of us were pieces. Our Queen was Yanno Rosejac. Our King was Kit Kirkstone. Normally you only have 2 rooks but our entire S57 draftclass of ROOKIES went as rooks. Jean-Uhtred Ragnarsson-Tremblay and Guðmundur Kristjánsson were Bishops. Aumy Jr and Jed Mosley Jr were Knights and the rest of us went as Pawns. We had a great time until a spooky ghost showed up.

Thelastheraclid · 10-30-2020, 11:53 AM

We had a nice quiet Halloween party planned for the team. It most certainly did not end up that way. The theme of the night was super heroes but with a twist. All the guy's on the team had to come up with a new super hero identity with a costume to match. I went as Steve Jones, The Working Class Hero, complete with a total back story. Luca Del Vecchio showed up as The Gate. A wall themed hero based on his home country of Italy and the repelling of barbarians at said gates. When Valentin Kalashnikov showed up is when things started to get wild. First off, he dressed up as a sandwich. The language wires got crossed and took hero to mean the sandwich. To help ease the embarrassment he went hard on the refreshments. What kicked it into the next gear is when Luc Pierre Lespineau Lebrunette showed up in a Juggernaut costume with a poorly drawn on Platoon logo. As soon as LP entered the party he started demolishing everything in his path just like he did this past season in the SHL. He was yelling about how he was toughest damn son of a bitch on the team. The bread clad Val did not take kindly to this since he also prides himself so much on his physical game. The two of them took turns breaking whatever wasn't nailed down over each other. The party ended once the police showed up in their riot gear based on reports from the neighbors.

**.bojo** · 10-30-2020, 11:57 AM

reid · 10-30-2020, 12:26 PM

This year, Reid Sutherland had his Halloween party with his former SMJHL team, the Detroit Falcons. @"Awesomecakes" and @roastpuff came as scarecrows as a joke, because in reality, the scarecrows are the least frightening things to dress up as. Former GM Tig came dressed as an Argonaut (his daily clothes when he is the GM of Seattle) and the entire team tried to get him drunk and tried to bait him into tampering. @TheSparkyDee came dressed up with @feeler as Thor and his lightning... so basically Sparky and Thor barely had to dress up. @Mediocre_Fred came dressed up as nothing, but he already looks like Fred Weasley from Harry Potter, so we gave him a pass. For activities, we mainly played socially distanced beer pong, along with a casual game of stack cup or two. Because we were all a little bummed about being eliminated from the playoffs, we went extra hard and carved some pumpkins when we the most drunk, resulting in some hilariously awful jack o lanterns. (169 words)

LordBirdman · 10-30-2020, 01:59 PM

This year’s San Francisco Pride Halloween Party was pretty tame, but still a lot of fun. Sven isn’t very imaginative and dressed up as a Swedish Viking. He maybe went a little bit overboard with his costume, spending thousands of dollars to get custom made leathers/fur to wear to look authentic as well as a metal horned helmet that really pulled the look together. Spending another few thousand dollars on a custom replica battle axe was also a very questionable decision for a number of reasons, but thankfully Sven didn’t behead any of his teammates. Sven is still a relatively young man and may have taken the party somewhat out of context, showing up absolutely wasted where most of the older players were taking it easy with their significant others. Sven was able to reel it in a little bit until things started getting more wild towards the end of the night, when he concluded the party by threatening to hunt the cat that had been bothering him all night.

overdoo · 10-30-2020, 02:54 PM

Williams was always known as a guy big for Halloween, so Hutton came to expect something from him. He personally forgot about Halloween, and had to improvise. He managed to "borrow" one of the Kraken rookie costumes a few months ago, and never returned it. They didn't ask for it back, so it doesn't matter, right? Anyway, he managed to find that in his closet and made it to the arena for the Specters event. There were select season ticket holders that were able to get in, and the kids would go find each Specters player for an autograph, and of course some candy. Everyone, teammates included, ended up juding his Kraken costume pretty harshly, but it must have been better than nothing. Afterwards, the team went out for a supper, followed by a party at Williams house. He lived up to the hype, that is for sure. Practically a personal haunted house, Hutton questioned if it was even Halloween décor, or just his house.

***Fantobens*** · 10-30-2020, 03:12 PM

Everyone’s response should be the same, if they aren’t I’m disappointed. We are quarantined during the season. So there are not many options. Mostly two, a ghost or a guy in a toga.

We did the regular bro shit for Halloween, you know, watched rocky horror, did each other’s nails, talked about girls. It was awesome! 10/10! We reminisced about days gone. I mostly listened, but there was a lot of wisdom to be gained from the older guys.

Kaarlo was deep conditioning my hair, and we were just talking about girlfriends, wanting kids. Burly and Ed came over and we talked about our four star in Detroit. And how even back then we were washing each others hair and reading each others diaries. Time flies.

You have to remember to embrace the good times. Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative. Now I want to skate with beach balls.... keep your friends close, your family closer, and your bros bro-e-er.

Happy Halloween!

Mavfatha · 10-30-2020, 03:50 PM

The Inferno Halloween Party was mostly just a confusing mess. Manuel is from Germany and just never really grew up caring much about Halloween, so he just strolled up to the party wearing his standard casual outfit of choice - lederhosen of course. The team thought that was a great costume for some reason. I guess it was when compared to the 10 people dressed up as Nathan Explosion, which made it very difficult to tell people apart - especially once Manuel got really drunk as is his wont and then just started shouting "Explosion!" at everyone. We also had some folks dressing up as the GM to presumably poke some fun at him, though we obviously have a lot of respect for the guy after he brought this great team together and supplied the hot dogs for the party. Despite the confusion, it was pretty much all fun and games until we started trying to play Among Us for real, but that's another story and we were able to get the victims from DeMaricus's vicious checks to the hospital in time.

ddrector · 10-30-2020, 04:24 PM

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