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Sopath · 12-13-2020, 03:17 PM

For the Newfoundland Berserkers’ fantasy camp fans will be treated to just one alumni. (Clean) Andrei Kostitsyn. For the purposes of this piece, we will refer to him simply as “Clean.” When fans pay a hefty price for the camp they will be treated to a wide array of amenities. Notably they will have the opportunity to be blindfolded and put on a bus where Clean will escort them to a large house in the woods of Newfoundland. There they will have the exciting opportunity to help clean up the house with bleach. A necessity when red kool aid has stained everything! While cleaning may not sound very exciting, an opportunity to listen to Clean rant to himself unhinged and out loud is too exciting to possibly be passed up on by a real Berserker fan. After returning from the house to the Newfoundland facilities fans will have the chance to watch a Zerker game with CLEAN! But first they must sign NDAs promising to never ever speak of the activity they had done today and its affiliation with The Newfoundland Beserkers. Enjoy the game fans!

ACapitalChicago · 12-13-2020, 03:43 PM

This week news has broken that the Calgary Dragons Simulation Hockey League Hockey Team have created a Fantasy Camp experience. What famous alumni are attending you may be asking? Notable heroes such as Esa Akrikrkrknhn or however you spell it himself, Mike "The Augment" Izzy, and current players such as Otis B. Driftwood and Maxime Bouchard will be making appearances. What perks and amenities will be offered you may be asking as well? There will be multiple skating lessons, shooting and defensive drills, and of course Big Parm cooking as is tradition. What will be given out to attendees - are there any surprises in store? One of the biggest surprises is the appearance of Esa himself, done in a fantastic showing to compliment the legendary history. What will those attendees get for their lofty entrance fee? A whole lotta parm now that's for damn sure, the best part of it all.

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rum_ham · 12-13-2020, 04:23 PM

In order to gain the funds needed for their new logo, the Tampa Bay Barracuda have created the first every Cuda Fantasy Camp. With limited time and lack of alumni willing to come back and greet the fans, Flacko Lagerfield was the only player to join on the fantasy camp experience. Unfortunately for the fans who dished out over $2,000 for the fantasy camp experience, they were unable to share the ice with their fantasy camp hero. Lagerfield's post-career beer gut has grown so large that doctors have informed him that if he were to dawn the skates again, his ankles could collapse. Rather than joining the fantasy camp from behind the bench, Lagerfield joined fantasy camp via a Tupac-style hologram that joined them on the ice as he communicated to them from the comfort of the hot tub in his home bathtub.

The fans did not enjoy the Fantasy Camp experience, but the Barracuda were able to earn enough money to pay someone to make a new logo for them, so who cares.

***Rangerjase*** · 12-13-2020, 04:28 PM

Welcome to the Fantasy Camp for the Detroit Falcons! For one easy payment of $6,969 you can meet some of your favorite S53 Falcons players!! Enjoy the 6.9 days in beautiful downtown Detroit! You need to make your own reservations of course we will not be including that. This is not a charity event. WIth this experience you get to skate with your very own Season 53 Four star cup champions! Literally everyone will be in attendance because they have no other choice. Have you ever wanted to sit next to A. Jobin at dinner? Ask him questions like, what does the A stand for while you cram yet another slice of Detroit style pizza down your gullet? Even Zoltan Topalo will be there. We were able to book out his entire schedule by changing the dates in his calendar for the Intro to Zoltan cult classics to the week after. The most sought out feature of the program is the “hitting booth” with Edward Williams. Come don some puffed up hockey gear and let Edward Williams land an Open Ice hit. See how far you can fly!

MP7 · 12-13-2020, 04:31 PM

Hallo out there, have you ever thought about how the life of a SHL pro player looks a like? You ever wanted to be part of it? Now is your chance! The S57 Texas Renegades fantasy camp opens it doors for the first time in franchise history and you can get an inside view of what’s going on.

For a fantastic price of 4999,- USD you will get.
- A three-night stay at a top ranch (It’s the home of Texas living legend Jack Durden)
- Jack Durden as your private guide during your time here
- two practices and a game with a lot of alumni and some current players (Kekkonen, Wachter, Scianna and more)
- a game worn jersey of your favorite player signed from all members of the team
- a box seat for the two home games and entrance for the alumni and player lounge after the game.
- You are allowed to take a lot of pictures.
- Many things more

Hope we will see you there, Jack Durden is waiting for you.

CrazyMojito · 12-13-2020, 04:48 PM

The Edmonton Blizzard fantasy camp is going to be the complete package. The Blizzard have decided to host a charity outdoor game and base the ultimate weekend fantasy camp around it. A limited number of spots will be made available to the public with a price of $2,750.

Each spot sold will see each attendee and one guest stay at the Fairmont Hotel McDonald for two nights. Friday will see attendees check in at the hotel and receive their welcome package which contains some small Blizzard memorabilia, followed by an informal meet and greet with a mix of current and alumni players in the evening. Saturday will include a skate on the outdoor rink surface, and a tour of the Blizzard locker room and team amenities at Rogers Place. Sunday everyone will watch as Team Blue takes on Team White in the outdoor charity game. Post game, fantasy camp attendees will receive a game worn jersey and be given a chance to get autographs.

jtam · 12-13-2020, 04:53 PM

With the pandemic raging on still, the Hamilton Fantasy Camp needed to make changes to accommodate Provincial Health Orders. Unable to gather like in normal circumstances, the team has gathered to host a virtual event. The event will be livestreamed on the Hamilton website and there will be several Q and A sessions with the Hamilton players. While it will be a bit difficult to bring the corpse of Tig Murphy out on stage, the Hamilton players have devised a way to Weekend at Bernie’s it with Murphy so that the Hamilton faithful can witness the soon to be 450 point Hamilton deteriorating body.

Another event that has been planned is an online video games tournament with the players. Games include Family Feud, League of Legends, Dota 2, and CoD Warzone. Selected winners from a raffle will be pitted against the Hamilton players in a basic tournament, with prizes. All proceeds from this event will be donated to a charity.

Halkohol · 12-13-2020, 05:03 PM

Detroit Falcons Fantasy Camp experience:
Come join the Detroit Falcons for a Fantasy Camp experience where we will bring you not only many old alumni to meet, but a large gathering of different activities to enjoy as well as some special merchandise only available at this years fantasy camp!

The alumni that will be present are a real mix of your favourites! Cal Labovitch from Minnesota as well as the Winnipeg trio Reid Sutherland, Magnus Liljeström and Zakkira Diporov and last but definitely not least Zoltan Topalo from Tampa Bay.

Now you might be thinking, wow, these are my favourites and I do not need more convincing. BUT YOU ARE WRONG! Not only is there a specially prepared hotel room designed just for this time where you can live like a real Falcon. But in your hotel room there will also be a signed jersey by all current members as well as the attending alumni, something not seen before.

To end it all, be prepared to go on ice with some of the attending alumni! You can borrow any equipment needed but after you have been on the ice, make sure to bring the stick with you as it is now yours!

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*Buster* · 12-13-2020, 05:45 PM

Welcome to the Manhattan Rage defensive fantasy camp! The Rage are happy to extend a chance for fans to come and work on their defensive abilities with some of the best current and alumni defenders the franchise has to offer. This camp is open to both new and experienced players and the Rage are playing to offer different workshops to accommodate all skill levels. For the younger players, come work out with young Rage defensemen Jukka Timonen, Matty Sandeen and Jed Mosely Jr. For those wanting to work on their play in their own end, we are offering a workshop with Reginald McIntrye and David Vent to show you how to effectively shutdown the competition. For those wanting to improve in the offensive zone, work out with Rage legend Roy Razin and current defender Oliver Cleary. So come by December 29th to Madison Square Garden to join in. The camp is open to all players free of charge. Sign up on ManhattanRage.com to book your class times.

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juke · 12-13-2020, 05:48 PM

The Newfoundland Berserkers fantasy camp has just been announced for this season, and for a modest price in includes the following:
- 3 day and night stay at the Alt Hotel, located downtown on the harbor
- Tickets to the weekend's doubleheader, press box seats where you can watch the game with current GMs Ham and Juke, as well as former GMs JNH and SD
- Playing in the charity alumni game, including a meet and greet and signature time with some of NL's all time greats
- A jersey of any current NL player, a game-used puck, a center ice photo, as well as shirt, hat, and your very own viking helmet
- For an extra price, instead of the box seat tickets, NL will suit you up on the 4th line for 4 shifts on either game. Ham is addicted to signing FAs and I don't think he can stop
- Each fantasy camp attendee will also get to enjoy a non-hockey related event with some team members. Options include any of the great hiking trails or parks around St John's, a boat tour that includes fishing/whale watching, or an all inclusive stay with Clean Andrei in his geobubble in the middle of the woods

In addition to all the current roster, some of the alumni returning include Clean Andrei, Steve Harrington, Patric Twist, Jack Klompus, Monkey D. Luffy, Disisde Dayudie, Matts Marner, Slatt Potts, and many more!

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***JaytheGreat*** · 12-13-2020, 07:02 PM

It's time once again for the annual New England Wolfpack fantasy camp!

This year you'll have the chance to to meet and get on the ice with Wolfpack legends and Hall of Famers ; Patrikov Bure, Maino Makinen, Jasper Clayton, Mikke Laukkanen, and Mia Landvik. To go along with our famous alum current players Jakub Bruchevski, Slap McShotty, Mitchell van der Heijden, Ethan Price, Sven Yxshaft, Dom Montgomery, Perry Morgan, and Frans Eller. The on ice portion includes individual training and coach, position drills, and a scrimmage on the last day. Along with a group and individual pictures with the players.

Also included in the package;
*Autographed Wolfpack flag and jersey signed by the entire S57 New England Wolfpack team, and the alumni at the event
*Customized personal New England jersey
* Free brand new skates, pads, gloves and stick
* 2 tickets for the upcoming NEW-Atlanta game and the NEW-HAM (includes free food)
* $50 gift card to the team store
* Access to the Wolves of the Wolfpack park where you can bring your dog to hang out and play with the dogs of the NEW Wolfpack players.

We hope to see you there!

Rest In Peace Dangel

1st SHL Goal - S52 Game 1 vs Tampa 3. New England Wolfpack , Jakub Bruchevski 1 (Eko Van Otter 1, Delver Fudgeson 2) at 8:10

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JumpierPegasus · 12-13-2020, 07:06 PM

The Detroit Falcons are hosting a fantasy camp here in 2020 VIRTUALLY due to Covid-19. We hope that you will love this event, as much as we love our valued alumni attendees. Our fantasy camp includes appearances from Tig! That's it. Tig Murphy will be live in a Zoom call able to answer all of your questions, and show you a few pointers on how to run an SMJHL team. Learn such cool tidbits from Murphy such as

Draft good players!
Don't make bad trades!
Luck!

And much much more

This live zoom call includes exclusive Zoom backgrounds of your favourite Detroit legends such as Tig! Customizable backgrounds including your name on the back of a Falcons jersey are included too. You will also get an all access backstage pass to Detroit's scouting meetings including the likes of Nour! Cal! JSS FOR SOME REASON! and Dankoa!

All of this and nothing more can be yours for the low low low price of $1,575

Samsung virtual assistant · 12-13-2020, 07:10 PM

Season 57 is well on it's way, but plans are already far gone for the S58 training camp for the Newfoundland Berserkers. This hasn't been the dominant season that the fans are used to, so the organization thought they'd do something special for this training camp. So right now there is packages for sale for anyone who wants to get closer to the action! Not only will we have the current stars(That isn't called up) But it will also have a couple of old faces joining the team a couple days. Japanese defensive pairing Akira Ren and Disisde Dayudie (Now line mates in Chicago) will make an appearance. We will also see 3 forwards joining from Buffalo Stampede. Old time captain of Lethbridge Monkey D. Luffy, S50 alumni Rintarou Okabe, as well as former captain and S55 cup winner Steve Harrington to round out the 5 man alumni lineup. In net we will be joined by Toronto superstar goalie Harry Carpet.

Aside from watching all the practice games, meeting all the players and taking pictures and getting things autographed, there is a premium package where you get to play a 5 minute match against the alumni team.

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