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S57 mPT #3 - All Star* Team
(This post was last modified: 12-17-2020, 02:15 PM by Aephino.)

Another throwback to the killer S53 season where Detroit took the SMJHL by storm. But now, we look at who's still performing in S57 of the SHL!

All-S53-Detroit-Falcons-Team

F: Kaarlo Kekkonen (17 goals, 28 assists)  Renegades
Kaarlo is flying this season, one of the reasons Texas has the second best win % at this time in the West.

F: Edward Williams (21 goals, 14 assists)  Renegades
Hey would you look at that, I made my own All-S53-Detroit-Falcons-Team! But 21 goals for a sophomore in the SHL is no joke, and Williams happens to be another reason the Renes are crushing it right now.

F: Cal Labovitch (18 goals, 11 assists)  Monarchs
Well well well, I actually didn't expect this trio to be reunited but here we are! Kekkonen, Williams, and Labovitch make up the three forwards in this team. They all have more points than any other forwards from the Detroit team.

D: Tig Murphy (11 goals, 17 assists, 52 shots blocked)  Steelhawks
Wellll technically Tigothy wasn't a player on that S53 team, but obviously he was the GM who led us to glory so he gets to make the roster! (Also yes I disregarded nour for the third forward spot but he only has 4 goals so that's kinda lame for a center sorry nour)

D: Guy O'Shea (13 goals, 13 assists, 42 shots blocked)  Steelhawks
And O'Shea fills up the last spot, having a strong season with the Steelhawks, who always seem to be favorites for the Challenge Cup even after changing the entire simulation program because of them hmmmm anyway well done Guy.

G: A Jobin (27 wins, 2.09 GAA, 0.922 SV%)  Steelhawks
Last but not least is our favorite young goalie, good ole Jobin. Having this Hamilton connection with Detroit seems a little unfair but hey I'm glad Texas was represented, too. 

Congrats to all our winners, there wasn't much to pick from, but I'm proud of you all for making this team.

 
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ALL STAR HITTERS
S57 SMJHL Eastern Conference Big Hitters
LW -  Berserkers  Dwayne Gretzky 93 Hits
C -  Falcons Kermit Murphy - 97 Hits
RW - [Image: timber.png] Jesse Seppanen -79 Hits
LD -   Citadelles  Teylora Petrov - 69 Hits (Nice)
RD -   Scarecrows Bud Weiser - 90 Hits
G -  [Image: kraken.png] Blunt Man - His name hits hard

S57 SMJHL Western Conference Big Hitters
LW -  Outlaws  JChet Hillier 63 Hits
C -   Armada Pablo Salvatici 69 Hits (Nice)
RW -   Raptors  Juni Panda 157 Hits
LD -   Whalers Zebulon Leavitt 62 Hits
RD -   Battleborn Vili Tuga’tūga’bo’atu  82 Hits
G -   Knights Peter Ramsay -GOT taught me that the Ramsay name hits hard 


These two teams will just hit the shit out of each other making for quite the match.

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(This post was last modified: 12-17-2020, 04:35 PM by Ronniewalker.)

S57 SMJHL Western Conference All-Stars:
F Josh Dolphin (COL, 30gp, 10g, 24a, 34p, +16)
F Kynwyl Pearce (KEL, 32gp, 12g, 20a, 34p, +7)
F Slava Petrov (ANC, 30gp, 9g, 19a, 28p, +25)
D Chris Goodname (KEL, 32gp, 10g, 20a, 30p, +12)
D Gregory Goode (ANC, 30gp, 5g, 14a, 19p, +14)
G Chimkin Tendy (24gp, 17-4-2, 4so, 1.81 gaa, 92.3 sv%)

S57 SMJHL Eastern Conference All-Stars:
F Zdenko Beranek (QCC, 32gp, 21g, 20a, 41p, +23)
F Yngve Simonsson (DET, 31gp, 16g, 15a, 31p, +10)
F Jesse Seppänen (MET, 33gp, 16g, 11a, 27p, +10)
D Jasper Maximov (QCC, 32gp, 8g, 26a, 34p, +11)
D Jonas Kahnwald (NL, 33gp, 9g, 14a, 23p, -16)
G Bigga Foryu (MET, 26gp, 15-8-3, 1so, 2.54 gaa, 92.2 sv%

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Forge  S69 Challenge Cup Champion - Philadelphia Forge   Forge
Renegades Renegades  S59 & S62 Challenge Cup Champion - Texas Renegades  Renegades  Renegades 
 Armada  S57 Four Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada  Armada 
Finland  Finland  S57 & S58 WJC / S62, S64 & S66 IIHF Gold Medalist - Team Finland   Finland  Finland
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After 69 shots on net with still no SHL goals to show for it, even the opposition started to feel so sorry for Lemo, that they decided to help him out :D
- Bad pass by Jack Klompus, he gave it right to Lemo Pihl.
- Lemo Pihl rips it to the net...
- Lemo Pihl will find the empty net, that should do it!
TEX @ MAN, S59 game 31

First Team All-Stars
LW Kynwyl Pearce
C Zdenko Beranek
RW Mikael Koskinen
D Jasper Maximov
D Chris Goodname
G Peter Ramsey

Second Team All-Stars
LW Valtteri Kauppinen
C Josh Dolphin
RW KnockedOut byOvechkin
D Johnny Shuffleboard
D Yuuto Kira Cloudera Jr.
G Chimkin Tendy



This is the All-Names-That-Sound-Dirty team, because I am secretly 13 years old:

F - Brock Nuck Platoon, did it all for the Nuck-ie
F - Thicc Cheezy Monarchs, an extra z would bring it over the top
F - Hugh Jazz Steelhawks, just how I like 'em
D - Oliver Clozoff Dragons, might be too obvious but here we go
D - Osbert Whacker Platoon, them kids have been whacking in my toolshed again
G - Harry Carpet Stars, anything with Harry in it automatically makes my mind head for the gutter.

As a side note, there are wayyyyy more dirty sounding defenseman names than forwards, which is why I had to omit Jack Kanoff, Sven Yxskaft (always want it to be shaft) and others from this list in favor of inferior forward names. Also, choosing only one goalie was PAINFUL.

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Shl great lakes all stars have to be in no order
Michael scarn gabriel johnson
Maxime borchardt Bobby lane Augusta Wang

This is the true al star team no ifs ancs or butts about it

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2x 4Star Cup Champ s49 s50

1x commissioners excellence award s 50

The All Petrov Team

C - Rikki Petrov
LW - Igor Petrov
LW - Vladmir Petrov
RW - Slava Petrov
LD - Teylora Petrov
RD - Boris Petrov

Clearly, this is the best Petrov Team. This is the best team in the world, Period. Even if they do not have a goalie, they have such a dynamic group that we just throw another winger out there and win it all.

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Shl great lakes all stars have to be in no order
Michael scarn gabriel johnson
Maxime borchardt  Bobby lane Augusta Wang
A jobin
This is the true al star team no ifs ancs or butts about it great lakes


For other division with tampa you have

Tom fiddler phineas gold ola wagstrom brendan kennedy Jr jackob hamr and ian venables

This is tampas division all stars

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2x 4Star Cup Champ s49 s50

1x commissioners excellence award s 50

SMJHL WEST
Winger-Jarmo Kekalinen
Center- Pablo Salvatici
Winger-Kynwyl Pearce
Defense-Chris Goodname
Defense- Johnny Shufflboard
Goalie- Peter Ramsay

EAST
Winger-Mikael Koskinen
Center-Jst Maro
Winger-Yngve Simonsson
Defense-Jasper Maximov
Defense- Jonas Kahnwald
Goalie- Bigga Foryu

Class S55
Reincarnated- Class S71

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(This post was last modified: 12-17-2020, 09:11 PM by JayWhy.)

I am creating the all-defense team. As in this is the team it is the absolute easiest to defend against as they produce so few shots and so few goals.

F - Simon Takshak
F - Simothy Drunkebird
F - Jan Zacha
D - Sabo Tage
D - Fleetway Super Sonic
G - Name Redacted

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GOING DOWN IN STYLE. TOAST4LYFE

Lemme start off by saying that I think this is a fantastic idea for a PT. Nice.

Now, onto bizniz. I give you the first Squadzzchenegger Team; a group of six men who sound like they're characters in an old action movie.

LW - Chad Danger Battleborn [CHAD DANGER is the wildcard of the team. To anticipate his erratic behaviour, the team regularly wears cup protection and have a snorkel handy - just in case.]
RW - Devin Basher Whalers [DEVIN BASHER plays the true muscle of the squad. The Whalers equipment manager hates to do it, but he acquiesces BASHER's wish to not have sleeves on his jersey.]
C - Sami Blaze :anaheim's team: [SAMI BLAZE is greased lightning. He can travel the length of the ice in two strides if he's been doing his stretches.]
RD - Bud Weiser Scarecrows [BUD WEISER is the fun guy, the jokester, the guy who doesn't take things too seriously. WEISER has a jester's cap on his helmet.]
LD - Bane Battleborn [BANE is the *surprise twist* evil Squadzzchenegger member. It's almost too easy to tell.]

G - Ethan Bravo Armada [ETHAN BRAVO is the level-headed leader of the group. You wouldn't expect leadership from the net, but BRAVO is actually marine squad commander.]

Platoon Rob Wright Battleborn

The All-Scotland Team - If Scotland could assemble a team of players born in Scotland

W - Adrian Ayers
W - Ace Redding
C - Jason Michaels
D - Reginald MacIntyre
D - Fife Gibbs
G - Stephen Harris

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I decided to go with an All-Time Double Barrelled names team. The reason for this is that I imagined it'd be easier to write something about them that would beat the twenty-five-word requirement while also complaining about how hyphens tend to kill easy multiple words. Note that I chose to not use players who aren't around anymore, so we had to pluck up folks from the minors to fill it up.

LW - Jean-Paul Boivin Blizzard
C - Jon Forty-One  Blizzard
RW - Juan Hunna-Pussent Berserkers
LD - FR Finn-Rhys Blizzard
RD - Luc-Pierre Lespineau-Lebrunette Platoon
G - Ragnar-Alexandre Ragnarsson-Tremblay Kraken

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Anton Harrier (LW, #90) - Battleborn Rage Ireland
Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR
(This post was last modified: 12-17-2020, 11:45 PM by raymond3000.)

The All-Dissapointment Team: the SHL players who have massively underperformed expectations this season

F - Andreas Kvalheim
F - Slap McShotty
F - Eko Van Otter
D - Adam Barron
D - Ambacas Cuddles
G - Tibuk Soonika

Sorry hotdog - EVO doesn't deserve to be on this team but I couldn't come up with a good candidate for the third forward position

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12-17-2020, 11:45 PMraymond3000 Wrote: The All-Dissapointment Team: the SHL players who have massively underperformed expectations this season

F - Andreas Kvalheim
F - Slap McShotty
F - Eko Van Otter
D - Adam Barron
D - Ambacas Cuddles
G - Tibuk Soonika

Sorry hotdog - EVO doesn't deserve to be on this team but I couldn't come up with a good candidate for the third forward position

it's ok :( with my TPE i deserve it
some day you will turn to dust and maybe then i can win a dar!

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