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bigbluex02 · 12-20-2020, 11:10 PM

I would build the best team of the most handsomest, most coolest, best named players in the league ! The All-Thomas Rose team! Where players named Thomas or Rose are placed onto the exclusive team!!

C: Luke Thomason
F: Thomas Vanice
F: Thomas Rose (He auto gets put onto the team because he fulfills BOTH requirements so it is only right that he plays! He is also most handsome in the league.)
D: Thomas Bathory
D: Nathan Thomas
G: Yanno Rosejac (Although not named Rose, we will allow the placement because it contains Rose and he is handsome, so congrats!!)

AKA BEST TEAM EVER AND SUPER UNIQUE BECAUSE NO ONE WILL THINK OF ALL THOMAS ROSE TEAM!

***luke*** · 12-20-2020, 11:24 PM

The best animal render players in order

Eko Van Otter
Fish
Flareon
Gabe Johnson

Gabe obviously is last because he sucks, and thats about it

Sopath · 12-20-2020, 11:32 PM

Michael Scarn C
Blizzard

Julio Tokolosh RW
Stampede

Monkey D. Luffey LW
Stampede

Nicholas Owens RD
Steelhawks

Ray Bork LD

Dragons

Esa Parmborg C
Steelhawks

Theo Morgan RW
Dragons

Maxime Bouchard LW
Steelhawks

Gabriel Johnson RD
Stampede

Augustus Wang LD

The most basic all star team ever

Waters · 12-20-2020, 11:37 PM

the coolest my friends all-star team guys friends love my friends

F Devin Basher - love this guy
F Jason Desrouleaux - so good great player
F Skao Anazibf - wtf? he made the team? heck yeah!
D Wen Baters - this guy is the most skilled lol
D Jack Kanoff - woaaaaaaaaaaaaah jack kanoff? its like jackin off haha
G A Jobin - this guy's name is adam jobin

F Hugh Jazz wtf i wish i had a 4th forward so i could have this guy!

ckroyal92 · 12-20-2020, 11:38 PM

Well, this is an easy one. The All-Petrov team would be comprised of the best players that the Petrov clan has to offer. Up front, we'll go with a pair of Anchorage wingers in Slava & Vladmir, centered by Whaler Rikki. On defense, we'll go with QCC standout Teylora Petrov & hit machine Boris Petrov. While we don't technically have a goalie right now, Mikhael played goalie in the initial iteration of the Petrovs in NSHL, so we'll go with him. If that's not acceptable, then we'll take honorary Petrov, Scoochie Stratton.

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Ruggsy · 12-20-2020, 11:43 PM

LW - Patrik Money C - Stein Nilsen RW - Rude Sniff

LD - Igor Victory RD - Jean-Locke Zidane

G - Peter Ramsey

Went with the all defense team, the team that had the best average defense ratings in their position through the season so far. Also Peter Ramsey is there because he is is good and I guess inherently defensive

Matty7478 · 12-20-2020, 11:44 PM

I would make the All MatFor team, made up of players who have a name beginning with either 'Mat' or 'For'. Why? Because I wanna be in a team and I get to be alongside some of my great friends from the old days in NL, so I want to do this. Here we go:

F - Matthew Forrester Barracuda

(Obviously)
F - Jon Forty-One Blizzard

(He's uh... he's pretty good eh)
F - Mats Marner Dragons

(He's my good bud from my days in Newfoundland, and I know we'd be styling on people when on the same line.)
D - Mathias Seger Monarchs

(The only 'Mat' who plays defense - I mean except for Forrester obviously, with his glorious -46 in 47 games. Seriously guys, just give him the Rookie of the Year award.)
D - Tony Ford Panthers

(The only 'For' who plays defense - I mean except for Forres- I mean, you get it by this point lmao)
G - Mat Smith syndicate

(I mean come on. His name literally is one of the requirements. Only person who belongs here more in this list made by me... is me.)

MCP_ · 12-20-2020, 11:45 PM

The All "JD" Team, where (almost) all players have the initials JD (You never said we couldn't mix leagues!)
C - James, Daedalus Falcons

LW - Jason Desrouleaux Jets

RW - (Long) John Donair Outlaws

D - Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk Outlaws

D - Jax Duggan :Jets:
G - Jerry Huuervi pride

This was hard to make, mainly because, as it turns out, players with the initials JD aren't terribly common. Hell, I couldn't find a goalie, here or in the FA section, that had these initials (because of that, I chose the goalie with a J name that I knew). Fortunately for me, I was able to fill out all the positions (and I only had to cheat a bit with two of them!)

*Buster* · 12-20-2020, 11:48 PM

My Eastern Conference all-star team is as followed:

F- Michael Scarn
F- Monkey D Luffy
F- Martjin Westbroek
D- Augustus Wang
D- Rex Kirkby
G- Elizabeth Doyle

The forward core features probably the three best offensive players in the game. Augustus Wang is absolutely the breakout star of the year from the backend while Kirkby is bringing his huge game back to the East. Doyle keeps getting better and has been sensational this season.

***ProjectSaint*** · 12-20-2020, 11:51 PM

In this league, we should recognise those who put aside any free time to become absolute stamina rats. These players could complete 20 London Marathons without breaking a sweat. They could go 4 days without sleep and still perform at peak levels.

I present to you, the SMJHL "Overtime" All-Stars (Based on Time On Ice for Skaters and Minutes Played for Goalies)

F - Zbynek Dobrovsky - STL
F - Grape Fruit - CAR
F - TURG TURG - ANC
D - PBJ Souppan - NL
D - Jonas Kahlwald - NL
G - Hugo Gronroos - NL

RedCapeDiver · 12-21-2020, 12:07 AM

All S52 Teams
Texas and Friends
Rhys Pritchard Stars

Cal Labovitch Monarchs

Slatt Potts Renegades

Adam Scianna Renegades

Guy O'Shea Steelhawks

(used to be on Renegades

)
Cillian Kavanagh Renegades

The other team
Keith Lee Panthers

Danny Marston Stars

Jmac NCheese Monarchs

Sven Yxskaft Wolfpack

Sabo Tage

Strom Chamberlain Jets

Keith Lee

***Pythonic*** · 12-21-2020, 12:11 AM

I present to you: the All-Shorts Team. Now who is included in this team? Anybody who is under 6'0", of course! I tried to get some of the shortest players, but it was too much effort to index it all.

F -

Dale Miller

Now, he might not be the shortest player in the league at 5'10", but we all know his user dmills3 is very short indeed. Shoutout to mills for also being the inspiration for this team.

F -

Zoltan Topalo

Ahh, Topalo. He's a member of your boy's own Barracuda, and we needed to get some Tampa Bay rep in here. He stands at 5'9".

F -

Borůvka Banananák

I know absolutely nothing about this player, nor their user. Stands at 5'2", just two inches above the presumably shortest player in the league in Slimey Snail.

D -

Slimey Snail

Snail. What a player. Stands at 5'0", and hits like an absolute truck. He scares me some times. He's like a little ball of total hatred for the world. According to my very quick research, he seems to be the shortest player in the league.

D -

Samuel Michaud

Michaud is your average defenseman, height of 5'10". Plays for the Steelhawks, so of course he's pretty damn good.

SG -

Leo Bloomfield

Standing at 5'9", Bloomfield is one tiny goalie. He makes up for his height in acrobatics though, so don't put him down... not that he isn't down already.

BG -

Abroop Dhami

Unsurprisingly, there aren't that many goalies under 6'0". Abroop happened to be as short as Bloomfield, so he's here too. Let's hope Leo can carry him.

LarksTongue · 12-21-2020, 12:29 AM

Michael Scarn Steelhawks

Monkey D Luffy Stampede

Martijn Westbroek syndicate

Rex Kirby

Daniel Smeb syndicate

Elizabeth Doyle Stampede

Julio Tokolosh Blizzard

Esa Parmborg Dragons

Nick Brain Jets

Brennan Kennedy Jr. Dragons

FR Finn-Rhys Blizzard

Knox Booth Panthers

Thanks to @FlappyGiraffe and @ToeDragon84 for the making these sick sigs!

Quote: First Goal (3rd Game): Commander Shepard 1 (Nick Brain 1, Noah Gallagher 2) at 8:48

Paq · 12-21-2020, 12:32 AM

All-Star Team
F - Michael Scarn
Scarn is elite and has sick dance moves

F - Gabriel Johnson
He deserves this spot because I know Gabe from being on the same ISFL team and putting him here is the least I can do for stealing his job

F - Rotticus Scott
I also know Rotti from being on the same ISFL team but also I guess his player is doing good

D - Erben Kasius
This is my player, and this is my all-star team. I'll say whatever it takes to put myself here

D - Jack Kanoff
Also on my ISFL team. Worse than Kasius but I dont know any other defensemen so I'll take what I can get

G - whoever Thor's player is, or alternatively Tibuk Soonika
Thor is cool and once again an ISFL teammate. The other guy is the first goalie listed on the index so I assume he's doing something right

HanTheMan_ · 12-21-2020, 12:32 AM

This team is the team of pals and some van alums I played with :D
Skao Anazbif - Steelhawks

Jason Desrouleaux - Jets

Hugh Jazz - Steelhawks

Dale Miller - Steelhawks

Wen Baters - Falcons

Name Redacted - Rage

love u guys <3

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