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S58 mPT #3 What Does SHL Stand For?

SHL stands for Simulation Hockey League, because my girlfriend just needs to accept that I'm a giant nerd who pretends to be a hockey player online. Oh well, it's better than yelling at other people about hockey on Twitter.

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[S78] #14 C | Jon Garfield
[SMJHL] Regina Elk / Thunder Bay Walleye

[SHL] Buffalo Stampede | Prospect

[S58] #72 LD | Shion Okamoto
[SMJHL] Newfoundland Berserkers | Former Captain | S60, S62 Four Star Cup
[SHL] Chicago Syndicate | S64 Challenge Cup
[IIHF] Team Japan | S60 Gold

It's a forum for the Swedish Hockey League, I really like following the European hockey leagues to get more of my hockey fix. Also, you're not my real dad.

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I'm gonna be honest, but I hate this kind of shit.  Why would I hide the SHL? I talk to my wife about SHL.  She thinks it's dorky (newsflash, I'm a dork) and doesn't quite understand it (she hardly understands real life hockey) but she understands why I like it both from a hockey standpoint and a fantasy/role-play aspect.  Your partner should support your hobbies!

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Well as I must lie about it the SHL stands for Shipping Hardware Liability!!! I really don't understand what I said but I hope you understand..right!?!? I just go on forums and talk about Shipping Hardware Liability I SWEAR!

I belong to the Sensational Hearing League. It is a service for audiophiles where they send you audio equipment to test and try out. If you like what they send you, there is an option to purchase the equipment. Some of the stuff is not even on the market, so companies appreciate the feedback. Basically I pay other people to review things. Sounds a little silly, but it is really the only option to get all the greatest goodies for people like me who love the best quality sound for my music.

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SHL stands for Super Happy Land. This is me coming out and telling you all that I am a little sad boy and this is a forum I subscribe to where everyone just posts happy and supportive messages.

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My wife has no worry about me playing of course but if she did for some bizarre reason it would definitely be the Shopping for Hot Ladies website. Where you get kinky toys and lingerie for that special gorgeous woman in your life. Of course they can't see or it wouldn't be a surprise!

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Falcons SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  Falcons

So, hairy legs?

A discussion forum that focuses on debating the historical significance of having hairy legs. What does it say about us as the humans of today when shaving legs is the norm? Were things truly better back in the day, or is life without hair your legs better?

The SHL? You want to know what the SHL stands for? Well mom, the SHL is what you call the Supplementary Home Learning program that assists students or people with home learning. Whether it is because you have problems adjusting to the at-home lifestyle caused by Covid or if its because you want to pick up a new interest, the SHL can help with that

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my coworker lance loves hearing about the shl so to him, its the simulation hockey league. however to those who have no clue as to what it is and are curious, its Some Hard Languages, a duolingo duplicate where the owl isnt holding you at gunpoint over the fact you broke your 153 day streak


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SHL stands for Stop Hputting Lplaceholderson mpts. I say it to people so they just get more confused and then give up on knowing what it is because how embarrassing.

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This here my friends is the Soliloquy Homie League. Here we say exactly what is on or minds with little to any regard to the fact that others can read it

I don't have to worry about being ostracized for joining a sim hockey league when i have far more questionable weeb interests, so I would just say its the Simulation Hockey League and explain it honestly.

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Former Agent of Nick Brain: Center/Right Winger -  Aurora  Stars

I talk about it honestly. To be honest, I almost talked about it in an interview for a real job, because some of the skills I showcased as an SMJHL GM directly relates to my career. Also, the nerd street cred that comes from being able to say "hockey D&D" is INFINITE.

If I were to make something up, I might say something like Shadowfell Hero Legion, and say it's the name of my D&D campaign. People accept ttprgs a bit better than... whatever the heck we're doing.

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I tell them that I was talking about Sudden Hearing Lose and how exciting it was to be learning more about it. If they ask follow up questions I will say I can’t hear them due to SHL.

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