Oh yeah boss, no it's actually a regular hockey forum haha! SHL actually stands for "Stats, Hockey, and Legends" because we talk about Hockey Statistics and the best players in the league and history! Pretty cool right? It's private though so don't look it up yourself!

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Jeffrey Bjelland | Center | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN, USA
Number: 21
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Oh huh I hate that you had to see that like this, but its not what you think. SHL is an abbreviation for "super home lover", is a online store where interior designers help make your home a better place for your loved ones. AKA the wife! They lay out a complete plan and help with strategies to please any woman out there. Whether for fashion or efficiency.

 

S57||G-Yanno Rosejac||Colorado Raptors||TPE: 448
HT: 6'3" || WT: 211 lbs || GL: Left || Born: Mtl,Que

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SMJHL Season Stats

S56 Colorado Raptors |

SMJHL Post Season Stats

SMJHL Achievements/Transactions 

S56- Drafted 21st overall by Colorado Raptors

I just tell them Simulation Hockey League.  I love telling people about the cool friends I have made via this site.  If I were going to lie about it I say it's a hockey video game on the computer.  A little bit of truth makes for a good lie.  I'd tell them about my player and the championship my junior team won.

So many of you think the SHL stands for Simulation Hockey League, well you are right to an extent. However, this name evolved from the original name. The original was chosen to be changed to allow the league to access a larger member base. Now you must be wondering what the original name was, well here it is: Sacrifice Hockey Legion.

Weird right? The original members of this league all joined due to having to giving up the game in real life, which was their sacrifice, and they created a legion of members.

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || S77 HoF - Jesster & Darr - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

Simple Hypnotic Lessons, I have been using and I have been using what I have learned to make you forget about every time you ask me what SHL stands for.

I would say that it's still called simulation hockey league. The difference would be that I would tell them it's about managing a hockey team. (25 words.)

Alex Marshall - RW - S54 - Minnesota Monarchs
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SMJHL
S54 - MAI: GP:42 | G:4 | A:8 | P:12 | H:72 | FT: 3
S55 - MAI: GP:50 | G:12 | A:17 | P:29 | H:113 | FT: 3
S56 - MAI: GP:50 | G:16 | A:21 | P:37 | H:86 | FT: 3
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SHL
S57 - MIN: GP:66 | G:11 | A:14 | P:25 | H:138 | FT: 3


Derrick Glover - C - S32-S47 - Retired Champion
Career: GP:750 | G:129 | A:270 | P:399
S33 - MIN: GP:50 | G:7 | A:20 | P:27 | FO%:47% 
S34 - MIN: GP:50 | G:5 | A:23 | P:28 | FO%:48.6%
S35 - MIN: GP:50 | G:12 | A:28 | P:40 | FO%:52.3%
S36 - MIN: GP:50| G:13 | A:23 | P:36 | FO%:50.5%
S37 - MIN: GP:50 | G:12 | A:28 | P:40 | FO%:50.5%
S38 - MIN: GP:50 | G:6 | A:20 | P:26 | FO%:50.7%
S39 - MIN: GP:50 | G:10 | A:15 | P:25 | FO%:50.6%
S40 - MIN: GP:50 | G:11 | A:15 | P:26 | FO%:50%
S41 - MIN: GP:50 | G:12 | A:10 | P:22 | FO%:50.9%
S42 - MIN: GP:50 | G:6 | A:15 | P:21 | FO%:53%
S43 - MIN: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | FO%:52.1%
S44 - MIN: GP:50 | G:3 | A:12 | P:15 | FO%:51.4%
S45 - MIN: GP:50 | G:10 | A:26 | P:36 | FO%:48%
S46 - EDM: GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | FO%:49%
S47 - EDM: GP:50 | G:4 | A:10 | P:14 | FO%:51.9%
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S39: Won Challenge Cup with the Minnesota Chiefs


John Matthews - D - S25-S30 - Retired Plug
Career: GP:248 | G:2 | A:17 | P:19
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S26 - SEA: GP:48 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0
S27 - SEA: GP:50 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7
S28 - SEA: GP:50 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0
S29 -TEX: GP:50 | G:0 | A:2 | P:2
S30 - EDM: GP: 50 | G:1 | A:9 | P:10


Phil Schenn - RW - S9-S24 - HOF
Career: GP:758 | G:288 | A:324 | P:612
S10 - TOR: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34
S11 - TOR: GP:50 | G:25 | A:42 | P:67
S12 - TOR: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42
S13 - TOR: GP:50 | G:15 | A:15 | P:30
S14 - TOR: GP:50 | G:15 | A:24 | P:39
S15 - TOR: GP:50 | G:24 | A:23 | P:47
S16 - TOR: GP:50 | G:23 | A:26 | P:49
S17 - TOR: GP:50 | G:16 | A:21 | P:37
S18 - MIN: GP:50 | G:26 | A:28 | P:54
S19 - MAN: GP:50 | G:14 | A:26 | P:40
S20 - NEW: GP:50 | G:20 | A:23 | P:43
S21 - NEW: GP:52 | G:21 | A:15 | P:36
S22 - NEW: GP:52 | G:23 | A:23 | P:46
S23 - NEW: GP:52 | G:12 | A:8 | P:20
S24 - TOR: GP:52 | G:15 | A:13 | P:28
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S18: Won Jay McDonald Trophy
S23: Won Challenge Cup with the New England Wolfpack
S26: Inducted into Hall of Fame

The SHL has always stood for peace, justice, security... wait. No, it stands for Succulent Ham Lickers, and is a KFC offshoot based entirely on pork products.

Sig by @Evil_AllBran



Delver Fudgeson | D | NEW/BAL/TOR/HAM| Retired

Name: Delver Fudgeson
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 22
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Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall in S48 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 22nd overall in S49 SHL Entry Draft
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 8 G | 18 A | 26 P | -4 | 5 PPP | 24 PIM | 62 SB (STHS)
S49 | 50 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 P | +5 | 13 PPP | 26 PIM | 70 SB (STHS)
S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 24 A | 28 P | -11 | 4 PPP | 25 PIM | 62 SB (STHS)
S51 | 50 GP | 12 G | 33 A | 45 P | +3 | 17 PPP | 16 PIM | 55 SB (STHS)
SHL Regular Season:
S52 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +3 | 20 PIM | 43 SB (STHS)
S53 | 50 GP | 8 G | 11 A | 19 P | -11 | 14 PIM | 68 DGR
S54 | 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | -17 | 30 PIM | 60 DGR
S55 | 53 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 P | -31 | 22 PIM | 66 DGR
S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 P | -14 | 12 PIM | 79 DGR
S57 | 66 GP | 13 G | 24 A | 37 P | +7 | 8 PIM | 77 DGR
S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +23 | 18 PIM | 72 DGR
S59 | 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | +7 | 22 PIM | 67 DGR
S60 | 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | 24 P | +24 | 10 PIM | 70 DGR
S61 | 66 GP | 8 G | 22 A | 30 P | +35 | 10 PIM | 72 DGR
S62 | 66 GP | 9 G | 15 A | 24 P | +26 | 30 PIM | 72 DGR
S63 | 66 GP | 7 G | 22 A | 29 P | +21 | 18 PIM | 79 DGR
SHL Playoffs:
S58 | 19 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 78 DGR
S60 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 57 DGR
S61 | 19 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +11 | 4 PIM | 75 DGR
S62 | 22 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 81 DGR
S63 | 25 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 79 DGR
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S51 WJC Gold Medal
S61 Challenge Cup
S63 Challenge Cup

Tony Flow| RW | WKP| Retired

Name: Tony Flow
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 17
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Drafted 8th round, 46th overall in S24 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 3rd round, 31st overall in S25 SHL Entry Draft
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S25 | 50 GP | 12 G | 15 A | 27 P | +11 | 54 PIM | 29 HIT
S26 | 50 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | +14 | 67 PIM |73 HIT
S27 | 50 GP | 21 G | 29 A | 50 P | +20 | 55 PIM | 68 HIT
SHL Regular Season:
S28 | 50 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT
S29 | 50 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -4 | 5 PIM | 4 HIT | 79 MP
S30 | 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 4 HIT
S31 | 50 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +5 | 11 PIM | 13 HIT
S32 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 10 HIT
S33 | 50 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 24 HIT
S34 | 50 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | -11 | 7 PIM | 8 HIT
S35 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +6 | 2 PIM | 13 HIT
S36 | 50 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | -4 | 2 PIM | 17 HIT
S37 | 50 GP | 15 G | 16 A | 31 P | -23 | 10 PIM | 50 HIT
S38 | 50 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | +0 | 6 PIM | 31 HIT
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S25 Four Star Cup
S26 Raymond Lindsay
S26 Ideen Fallah
S26 Jared Hansen

Boss: I heard you mentioned SHL. What's that?
Me: Sexual Harrasment Line
Boss: Imma head out

Partner: I heard you mentioned SHL. What's that?
Me: Sexy Hot Ladies
Partner: Lmao. What does it really stand for?
Me: Shift Logical Left
Partner: Yep nerd, that sounds totally like you

Family: I heard you mentioned SHL. What's that?
Me: Sudden Hearing Loss
Family: What?
Me: What?

I would say that it is a simulated hockey league, where everything happens virtually. You can train the player and watch him develop. So to say, what would it be like if it were so, if I were a hockey player and progressed like this :D

My loved ones know that I'm a total nerd with weird hobbies so hearing about this wouldn't bother them. However, for the sake of argument, let's just say I told them it stood for Swiss Handball League because I've heard Switzerland is truly a handball mecca and if you're going to get into the sport, that's the league to go for.

(sigs courtesy of Carpy48, BDonini, Turd Ferguson, FlappyGiraffe, and Sulovilen)

Oh yeah, what's up bro? What? Am I on some roleplaying sim hockey league? Nah, dude. SHL means super hot ladies. I'm checking out super hot ladies. When you see me looking upset it is because I am not hanging with these babes and for sure not because my fantasy hockey player didn't get an award nomination.

San-sam Emerson | Philadelphia Forge | LD | S63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Incheon, South Korea
Number: 88
S62 SMJHL 3OA Pick
S62 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S63 SHL 6OA Pick
S64 Regina Elk Alternate Captain
S65 SHL All-Rookie Team
S69 Challenge Cup
S70 Second Team All-SHL
S71 First Team All-SHL
S72 Second Team All-SHL
S73 Second Team All-SHL
S74 First Team All-SHL

Nat Emerson | Baltimore Platoon | Team Latvia (RETIRED)
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 250 lbs
Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts
Number: 34
S44 WJC Silver Medal
S46 IIHF Bronze Medal
S47 Challenge Cup
S55 IIHF Top Defenseman

It's the Swedish Hockey League. Look my parents already know that I love hockey. Telling them that I was looking things up about Swedish Hockey wouldn't surprise them or draw concern in the slightest.

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Tyler Ward
DROG- THEN, NOW, FOREVER
Tam Kove

Simulating Honors Lecture

I am using the SHL to further my technical skills both with writing - reading - and dealing with different personalities to help mould myself into a more rounded and ready management material for the company as a whole.

Sexy Horny Ladies. Mostly because I’d rather be caught by my wife searching for sexy singles in my area, than playing pretend with a bunch of kids. That hurt my soul.

If I got questioned on what the SHL was there is only one thing I would tell them. The SHL stands for the Simulation Jai alia League. While I would not want anyone I know thinking that I sit around and play D&D hockey with a bunch of people on a forum, I know I would get mad respect for sitting around playing D&D Jai alia with a bunch of people on a forum.

Thank you @Ragnar  for the Sig!

Previously: Patrick Shepherd (S52 - S64)