Clearly the SHL stands for Sardangian Hockey Liquidators.

I have started up a company that ships hockey supplies to Sardang from Earth in order to feed the booming interest in the sport on my home planet.

Signature courtesy of sulovilen.  May his name be exalted in Sardangian lore.

SHL stands for Stupid Hamilton Losers. Then I'd go on to explain how a bunch of people conspired to ruin a years long experience for a whole group of hockey enthusiasts trying to find an exploit and game the system and got rewarded for it by being placed in positions of authority and watch them shake their heads.

Dusty Rhodes || LW #24 || S67 || New Orleans Spectres|| 1344TPE
Alias: The American Dream
Born: 11/4/2004
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
Birth Place: Austin TX USA
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
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Transactions:
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S66 Drafted 4th Rd 44th Ova by Anchorage Armada

Awards:
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Kata Vilde || G #1 || S41 || Calgary Dragons || Retired Hall of Fame
Alias: The Madness
Born: 11/4/2000
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 1
Birth Place: Marstrand, Sweden
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S44| CAL| GP 33| W: 17| L: 13| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.61| SO: 1
S45| CAL| GP 41| W: 17| L: 22| OTL: 2| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 3
S46| CAL| GP 44| W: 22| L: 18| OTL: 4| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.84| SO: 2
S47| CAL| GP 44| W: 24| L: 14| OTL: 6| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.79| SO: 1
S48| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 17| OTL: 6| SV%: .907| GAA: 2.95| SO: 0
S49| CAL| GP 44| W: 31| L: 10| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.63| SO: 3
S50| CAL| GP 44| W: 23| L: 18| OTL: 3| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 2
S51| CAL| GP 44| W: 25| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.78| SO: 3
S52| CAL| GP 44| W: 20| L: 20| OTL: 4| SV%: .900| GAA: 3.18| SO: 0
S53| CAL| GP 44| W: 27| L: 14| OTL: 2| SV%: .901| GAA: 2.66| SO: 4
S54| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 19| OTL: 4| SV%: .890| GAA: 3.32| SO: 2
S55| CAL| GP 44| W: 26| L: 13| OTL: 5| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.53| SO: 4
S56| CAL| GP 44| W: 34| L: 6| OTL: 4| SV%: .936| GAA: 1.65| SO: 9
S57| CAL| GP 48| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 2.69| SO: 8
S58| CAL| GP 49| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 3| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.54| SO: 4
S59| CAL| GP 43| W: 24| L: 15| OTL: 3| SV%: .918| GAA: 2.66| SO: 3
S60| CAL| GP 39| W: 23| L: 11| OTL: 4| SV%: .923| GAA: 2.37| SO: 4

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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S44| CAL| GP 4| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV%: .893| GAA: 3.26| SO: 0
S46| CAL| GP 10| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.38| SO: 1
S47| CAL| GP 15| W: 8| L: 4| OTL: 3| SV%: .906| GAA: 3.07| SO: 1
S48| CAL| GP 11| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.68| SO: 1
S49| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .898| GAA: 3.57| SO:2
S50| CAL| GP 20| W: 16| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .920| GAA: 2.39| SO:1
S51| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .905| GAA: 3.48| SO:0
S52| CAL| GP 13| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 2| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.60| SO:1
S53| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.90| SO:0
S54| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.61| SO:0
S55| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 3.65| SO:0
S56| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .894| GAA: 4.25| SO:0
S57| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .899| GAA: 3.26| SO:0
S58| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 3.86| SO:1
S59| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .923| GAA: 3.19| SO:0
S60| CAL| GP 7| W: 5| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.72| SO:0
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S40| KEL| GP 10| W: 03| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .871| GAA: 2.94| SO: 0
S41| KEL| GP 46| W: 23| L: 13| OTL: 7| SV%: .876| GAA: 2.79| SO: 3
S42| KEL| GP 40| W: 29| L: 08| OTL: 2| SV%: .892| GAA: 2.50| SO: 0
S43| HAL| GP 45| W: 17| L: 19| OTL: 8| SV%: .869| GAA: 3.19| SO: 3
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S41| KEL| GP 15| W: 12| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 2.64| SO: 0
S42| KEL| GP 10| W: 08| L: 01| OTL: 1| SV%: .915| GAA: 1.71| SO: 1
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IIHF Round Robin Statistics:
S44| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0
S45| SWE| GP 10| W: 4| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 3.23| SO: 0
S46| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .896| GAA: 3.33| SO: 0
S47| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .892| GAA: 4.51| SO: 0
S48| SWE| GP 4| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 1| SV% .848| GAA: 5.01| SO: 0:
S49| SWE| GP 10| W: 6| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .926| GAA: 2.21| SO: 0:
S50| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV% .905| GAA: 3.34| SO: 0:
S51| SWE| GP 12| W: 6| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV% .906| GAA: 3.10| SO: 0:
S52| SWE| GP 12| W: 8| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .927| GAA: 2.56| SO: 1:
S53| SWE| GP 11| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 0| SV% .923| GAA: 2.92| SO: 0:
S54| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 3| OTL: 2| SV% .916| GAA: 2.80| SO: 1:
S55| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV% .910| GAA: 3.08| SO: 0:
S56| SWE| GP 6| W: 4| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV% .899| GAA: 2.67| SO: 0:
S57| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .788| GAA: 7.18| SO: 0:
S58| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .872| GAA: 3.00| SO: 0:
S59| LAT| GP 9| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 2| SV% .913| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0:
S60| LAT| GP 4| W: 0| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .902| GAA: 4.27| SO: 0:
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IIHF Medal Round Statistics:
S46| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .806| GAA: 7.12| SO: 0
S52| SWE| GP 3| W: 2| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .933| GAA: 2.34| SO: 1
S53| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .875| GAA: 5.00| SO: 0
S54| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .907| GAA: 4.05| SO: 0
S55| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .860| GAA: 5.31| SO: 0
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Transactions:
S40 Drafted 3rd Rd 24th Ova by Kelowna Knights
S41 Drafted 1st Rd 14th Ova by Calgary Dragons
S43 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Halifax Raiders for S43 Halifax 4th and S44 Halifax 2nd  
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Awards:
S40 SWE: WJC Cup
S40 Kel: 4 Star Cup
S41 Kel: 4 Star Cup
S42 Kel: 4 Star Cup
S42 Kel: SMJHL Top Goalie Nomination
S42 Kel: SMJHL Playoff MVP Nomination
S44 Cal: SHL All Rookie Team
S44 Cal: SHL ROY Nomination
S46 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination
S46 Cal: 3rd Team All Star
S47 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination
S48 SWE: Gold Medal
S49 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender
S49 Cal: 2nd Team All Star
S49 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination
S50 Cal: Challenge Cup
S50 Cal: Ratzov Trophy Nominee
S51 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination
S51 Cal: 2nd Team All Star
S52 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender
S53 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender
S56 Cal: 1st Team All Star
S56 Cal: McBride Nomination
S56 Cal: Mike Honcho Award
S60 Cal: 3rd Team All Star



Vladimir Lidstrom || D #5 || S23 || Texas Renegades/Impact || Retired Texas Hall of Fame
Alias: Vliddy
Born: 11/4/1993
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 5
Birth Place: Krylbo, Sweden
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S25| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 23| P: 32|P/M : +14| PIM: 33| H: 66| SOG: 47 | SB: 68
S26| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 21| P: 30|P/M : -04| PIM: 21| H: 66| SOG: 91 | SB: 81
S27| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 24| P: 30|P/M : -02| PIM: 46| H: 47| SOG: 104 | SB: 75
S28| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +10| PIM: 18| H: 54| SOG: 97 | SB: 59
S29| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 25| P: 31|P/M : +08| PIM: 18| H: 55| SOG: 95 | SB: 67
S30| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 45| P: 56|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 108 | SB: 74
S31| TEX| GP 50| G: 13| A: 37| P: 50|P/M : -10| PIM: 00| H: 05| SOG: 105 | SB: 78
S32| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 38| P: 45|P/M : +03| PIM: 04| H: 23| SOG: 104 | SB: 67
S33| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 26| P: 38|P/M : -20| PIM: 26| H: 81| SOG: 99 | SB: 73
S34| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 35| P: 42|P/M : +04| PIM: 08| H: 04| SOG: 91 | SB: 81
S35| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 19| P: 26|P/M : -03| PIM: 02| H: 04| SOG: 95 | SB: 55
S36| TEX| GP 50| G: 05| A: 12| P: 17|P/M : -08| PIM: 02| H: 05| SOG: 21 | SB: 38
S37| TEX| GP 50| G: 04| A: 11| P: 15|P/M : -07| PIM: 00| H: 08| SOG: 24 | SB: 42
S38| TEX| GP 50| G: 03| A: 25| P: 28|P/M : -04| PIM: 12| H: 46| SOG: 75 | SB: 73
S39| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +17| PIM: 14| H: 62| SOG: 56 | SB: 73
S40| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 22| P: 28|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 39| SOG: 61 | SB: 79
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Career| TEX| GP 800| G: 125| A: 413| P: 538|P/M : -01| PIM: 260| H: 586| SOG: 1273 | SB: 1083
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S26| TEX| GP 07| G: 04| A: 03| P: 07|P/M : -01| PIM: 02| H: 14| SOG: 13 | SB: 11
S27| TEX| GP 06| G:02| A: 01| P: 03|P/M : +04| PIM: 07| H: 04| SOG: 10 | SB: 11
S28| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : -02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 10 | SB: 09
S29| TEX| GP 06| G: 02| A: 02| P: 04|P/M : +01| PIM: 02| H: 06| SOG: 11 | SB: 08
S30| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 11
S31| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 10
S34| TEX| GP 13| G: 02| A: 06| P: 08|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 28 | SB: 20
S35| TEX| GP 06| G: 00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 06 | SB: 10
S36| TEX| GP 16| G: 02| A: 04| P: 06|P/M : +07| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 16
S37| TEX| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 01 | SB: 03
S40| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 04 | SB: 10
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Career| TEX| GP77| G: 12| A: 34| P: 46|P/M : +12| PIM: 11| H: 39| SOG: 116 | SB: 119
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S22| MTL| GP 40| G:04| A: 19| P: 23|P/M : +04| PIM: 22| H: 42| SOG: 33 | SB: 45
S23| MTL| GP 40| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37|P/M : +03| PIM: 31| H: 43| SOG: 118 | SB: 27
S24| MTL| GP 52| G: 11| A: 29| P: 40|P/M : -02| PIM: 39| H: 32| SOG: 99 | SB: 60
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Career| MTL| GP 132| G: 29| A: 71| P: 100|P/M : +05| PIM: 92| H: 117| SOG: 250 | SB: 132
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S22| MTL| GP 09| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -07| PIM: 20| H: 15| SOG: 02 | SB: 11
S23| MTL| GP 07| G: 03| A: 00| P: 03|P/M : +02| PIM: 02| H: 12| SOG: 29 | SB: 03
S24| MTL| GP 17| G: 02| A: 15| P: 17|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 11| SOG: 32 | SB: 14
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Career| MTL| GP 33| G: 05| A: 17| P: 22|P/M : -04| PIM: 40| H: 38| SOG: 63 | SB: 28
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IIHF Statistics:
S24| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 05 | SB: 02
S25| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A:01| P: 01|P/M : -04| PIM: 04| H: 03| SOG: 00 | SB: 09
S26| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 12 | SB: 16
S27| SWE| GP 13| G: 03| A: 07| P: 10|P/M : +04| PIM: 06| H: 04| SOG: 14 | SB: 14
S28| SWE| GP 13| G:02| A: 07| P: 09|P/M : +04| PIM: 04| H: 25| SOG: 22 | SB:17
S29| SWE| GP 13| G: 04| A: 05| P: 09|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 24 | SB: 21
S30| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 08| P: 09|P/M : +03| PIM: 12| H: 11| SOG: 21 | SB: 12
S31| SWE| GP 12| G: 00| A: 08| P: 08|P/M : -01| PIM: 12| H: 03| SOG: 17 | SB: 12
S32| SWE| GP 11| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 08| H: 06| SOG: 22 | SB: 06
S33| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04|P/M : -08| PIM: 10| H: 24| SOG: 19 | SB: 23
S34| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +04| PIM: 12| H: 14| SOG: 19 | SB: 16
S35| SWE| GP 13| G: 01| A: 06| P: 07|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 23 | SB: 12
S36| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 05| P: 06|P/M : -04| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 13 | SB: 14
S37| SWE| GP 11| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 09 | SB: 08
S38| SWE| GP 10| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 04| H: 00| SOG: 16 | SB: 12
S39| SWE| GP 11| G: 07| A: 00| P: 07|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 13 | SB: 11
S40| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -02| PIM: 02| H: 02| SOG: 08 | SB: 18
S41| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : -01| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 11 | SB: 13
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Career| SWE| GP 203| G: 29| A: 79| P: 108|P/M : -01| PIM: 78| H: 131| SOG: 268 | SB: 236
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Transactions:
S22 Drafted 4th Rd 20th Ova by Montreal Impact
S23 Drafted 1st Rd 9th Ova by Texas Renegades

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Awards:
S23 Mtl: Christopher Klose Award
S23 Mtl: Petr Klimek Award
S23 Mtl: Armin Brovalchuk Award
S23 Mtl: Kurtis Hunter Award
S24 Mtl: Alternate Captain
S24 Mtl: Darian Scherbluk Award
S25 Tex: SHL All Rookie Team
S26 Tex: Alternate Captain
S27 Tex: Alternate Captain
S28 Tex: Alternate Captain
S27 Swe: Silver Medal
S28 Swe: Gold Medal
S29 Mtl: Elected to Montreal Hall of Fame
S29 Tex: Alternate Captain
S29 Swe: Gold Medal
S30 Tex: Alternate Captain
S30 Tex: Stevens Award Finalist
S30 Tex: 2nd Team All Star
S31 Tex: Alternate Captain
S31 Tex: 2nd Team All Star
S32 Tex: 2nd Team All Star
S33 Tex: Captain
S34 Tex: 3rd Team All Star
S34 Tex: Captain
S35 Swe: Silver Medal
S36 Tex: Challenge Cup Winner
S39 Tex: Alternate Captain
S40 Tex: Alternate Captain

Smh Husband's a Loser. When I told my wife I joined another sim league, she shook her head and rolled her eyes. I could taste her disappointment. But hey, you guys like me, right? RIGHT!?

Sophisticated Honorable Lads. Wait, you thought it was an forum based hockey league where a bunch of nerds living in their parents basements pretend to be athletes? Silly you, this is the most prestigious organization in the world.

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Sweedish Hockey League. A bit lame I guess, but it isn't such a hard case to make that the Rangers have some prospects there. As matter of a fact I think they do.

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

I think for me I would probably tell my boss that it was special hockey league or something and that I secretly played hockey. Working in a sports interest anything that is related to sports especially ones that are not a common American sport usually get you a "That's cool" And then they drop it

SHL, the best brand of motorcycles produced from 1938 until 1970 in Poland, because everbody knows that I am a big motorcycle enthusiast and this would not raise any further questions.

Reed Kobo - Winger - #33
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Oh this? This is just some forum I go to for help on my homework. There are a lot of smart people on here that are very knowledgeable in random things. Yeah its called the Smart helpers league.

Panda Panico | LW | S54 | Tampa Bay Barracuda | 1601 TPE ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 6'4" | 245lbs. | Dusseldorf, Germany ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SHL S57 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 6 G| 17 A | 23 P | -32 +/- | 97 SOG | 67 Hits | 26 TKA | 53 SB | 19:33 TOI S58 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 19 A | 32 P | -30 +/- | 114 SOG | 20 Hits | 17 TKA | 47 SB | 17:51 TOI S59 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 19 A | 32 P | -18 +/- | 119 SOG | 68 Hits | 24 TKA | 36 SB | 18:02 TOIS60 | LW | TBB | 66 GP | 13 G| 27 A | 40 P | +9 +/- | 156 SOG | 58 Hits | 19 TKA | 25 SB | 18:58 TOI------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL S53 | LW | CAR | 50GP | 7G | 8A | 15P | -11 +/- | 8 PIM | 66 SOG | 54H | 85SB | 14:12 TOIS54 | RW | CAR | 50GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | -2 +/- | 10 PIM | 75 SOG | 75H | 32BS | 13:46 TOI S55 | C | CAR | 50GP | 13G | 23A | 36P | +21 +/- | 20 PIM | 96 SOG | 130H | 26TKA | 21SB | 17:43 TOI S56 | RW | CAR | 50GP | 22G | 17A | 39P | -1 +/- | 4 PIM | 20 PPP | 130 SOG | 112H | 19TKA | 39 SB | 18:40 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs S54 | RW | CAR | 20GP | 4G | 8A | 12P | +2 +/- | 2PIM | 34SOG | 37H | 25BS | 14:32 TOI S55 | C | CAR | 11GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | +9 +/- | 0PIM | 23SOG | 22H | 3BS | 17:06 TOI S56 | RW | CAR | 12GP | 4G | 6A | 10P | -2 +/- | 0PIM | 3 PPP | 22 SOG | 17H | 15BS | 19:22 TOI------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs S59 | LW | TBB | 5GP | 0G | 1A | 1P | -8 +/- | 5PIM | 6SOG | 2H | 3BS | 6 TKA | 17:03 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Transactions Drafted 39th Overall to the Carolina Kraken Drafted 35th Overall to the Tampa Bay Barracuda ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Accomplishments, Awards, and Honours S54 Four Star Cup | Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain S56 | Carolina Kraken

I would sit there for a moment and think, if I was to lie, it would have to be so outrageous that it would work.

SHL stands for Safety, Honourable and Liberate honey. Because we are in a safety net in this world, and we are quite honourable people, and we are here to liberate all other websites to make sure that everyone is free.

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Friend, look. The reality is any lie I tell you would be ten times better than the truth. Yes, it really is a fake hockey league called the Simulation Hockey League. Fake players, I know. I'm the guy in charge of simulating this fake league 6 days a week, for 2 hours a day. No I'm not messing with you, dickhead, it really is the truth. Yes I enjoy it, why else would I be doing this shit? Whatever man, you go back to Genshin Impact.

DEMIR BELLONA | RD | MONTREAL PATRIOTES
Name: Demir Bellona
Height: 5' 11''
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 21

MATT KHOLIN | C | BUFFALO STAMPEDE | RETIRED 
Name: Matt Kholin
Height: 6' 1''
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 15
Peak TPE: 2069
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Achievements
Round 4 #35 overall S45 SMJHL by Halifax Raiders
Round 1 #14 overall S46 SMHL by Tampa Bay Barracuda
S45 WJC Team Canada Silver Medal Winner
S45 Nominated for the Esa Anrikkanen Award (Rookie of the Year)
S46 WJC Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner
S47 WJC Team Canada Gold Medal Winner
S47 Jared Hanson Award Winner (Most Points)
S47 Roberto Martucci Award Winner (Most Goals)
S47 Ideen Fallah Award Winner (Regular Season MVP)
S47 Brandon Holmes Award Winner (Top Defensive Forward)
S47 Ron Bolt Award Winner (Most Sportsmanlike Player)
S48 All Rookie Team
S50 IIHF Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner
S53 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated)
S53 Elias Armia Award Winner
(The Commissioner's Award of Excellence)
S54 Traded at the Trade Deadline to Buffalo Stampede
S54 Damian Littleton Award Winner (Most Dedicated)
S54 Jeff Dar Award Nominated (Best Two-Way Forward)
S54 Aidan Richan Award Nominated (Most improved)
S54 All-Star 2nd Team
S54 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner
S55 IIHF Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner
S56 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner
S57 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner
S57 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated)
S59 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated)
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SHL Statistics
S48 TBB: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 19 P: 33
S49 TBB: GP: 50 G: 9 A: 20 P: 29
S50 TBB: GP: 50 G: 11 A: 22 P: 33
S51 TBB: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 16 P: 29
S52 TBB: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42
S53 TBB: GP: 50 G: 15 A: 24 P: 39
S54 BUF: GP: 50 G: 32 A: 40 P: 72
S55 BUF: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 35 P: 54
S56 BUF: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 33 P: 53
S57 BUF: GP: 66 G: 23 A: 46 P: 69
S58 BUF: GP: 66 G: 24 A: 43 P: 67
S59 BUF: GP: 66 G: 36 A: 45 P: 81
S60 BUF: GP: 66 G: 32 A: 51 P: 83
S61 BUF: GP: 66 G: 40 A: 28 P: 68
S62 BUF: GP: 66 G: 20 A: 36 P: 56
Career: GP: 846 G: 322 A: 486 P: 808
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SHL Playoffs Statistics
S48 TBB: GP: 7 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3
S49 TBB: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 8 P: 10
S50 TBB: GP: 19 G: 4 A: 8 P: 12
S51 TBB: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2
S52 TBB: Eliminated
S53 TBB: Eliminated
S54 BUF: GP: 13 G: 2 A: 8 P: 10
S55 BUF: GP: 17 G: 4 A: 11 P: 15
S56 BUF: GP: 23 G: 6 A: 11 P: 17
S57 BUF: GP: 17 G: 7 A: 9 P: 16
S58 BUF: GP: 21 G: 9 A: 4 P: 13
S59 BUF: GP: 19 G: 12 A: 9 P: 21
S60 BUF: GP: 22 G: 5 A: 15 P: 20
S61 BUF: GP: 9 G: 5 A: 0 P: 5
S62 BUF: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 5 P: 6
Career: GP: 192 G: 58 A: 92 P: 150
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International Statistics
S45 WJC CAN: GP: 22 G: 2 A: 5 P: 7
S46 WJC CAN: GP: 29 G: 7 A: 23 P: 30
S47 WJC CAN: GP: 28 G: 7 A: 21 P: 28
S47 IIHF CAN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 2 P: 4
S48 IIHF CAN: GP: 13 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2
S49 IIHF CAN: GP: 13 G: 1 A: 4 P: 5
S50 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 0 A: 3 P: 3
S51 IIHF CAN: GP 13: G: 1 A: 4 P: 5
S52 IIHF CAN: GP 12: G: 7 A: 3 P: 10
S53 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 9 A: 9 P: 18
S54 IIHF CAN: GP 17: G: 10 A: 9 P: 19
S55 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 6 A: 8 P: 14
S56 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 13 P: 16
S57 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 7 A: 5 P: 12
S58 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 7 P: 10
S59 IIHF CAN: GP 12: G: 1 A: 5 P: 6
S60 IIHF CAN: GP 13: G: 3 A: 8 P: 11
S61 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 6 P: 9
S62 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 1 A: 4 P: 5
Career: GP: 302 G: 70 A: 138 P: 208
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SMJHL Regular Season
S45 HAL: GP: 50 G: 15 A: 17 P: 32
S46 HAL: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 17 P: 27
S47 HAL: GP: 50 G: 24 A: 24 P: 48
Career: GP: 150 G: 49 A: 58 P: 107
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics
S45 HAL: GP: 11 G: 4 A: 6 P: 10
S46 HAL: GP: 13 G: 3 A: 5 P: 8
S47 HAL: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2
Career: GP: 28 G: 7 A: 13 P: 20
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I wouldn't really care about it so much. I would just tell him that this is sports forum, because it really is. I know plenty people who still goes to different internet forums and it ain't nothing big. This is hockey forum where you have fun. Similar.

Aumy Junior II | C | Toronto North Stars | Finland | TPE: 1817 | PEAK: 1895
Birthplace: Finland, Tampere
Number: 81
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics:
S70 | Carolina Kraken | 66 GP | 11 G | 19 A | 30 P | -12 | 32 PIM | 141 H | 15 BS
S71 | Carolina Kraken | 66 GP | 27 G | 35 A | 62 P | +17 | 34 PIM | 65 H | 21 BS
S72 | Carolina Kraken | 66 GP | 31 G | 39 A | 70 P | +19 | 49 PIM | 88 H | 17 BS
S73 | Vancouver Whalers | 67 GP | 36 G | 28 A | 64 P | +2 | 24 PIM | 90 H | 9 BS
TOTAL | 265 GP | 105 G | 121 A | 226 P | +26 | 139 PIM | 384 H | 62 BS
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SMJHL Play-Off Career Statistics:
S70 | Carolina Kraken | 11 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +1 | 4 PIM | 21 H | 5 BS
S71 | Carolina Kraken | 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +/- 0 | 2 PIM | 9 H | 2 BS
S72 | Carolina Kraken | 12 GP | 7 G | 6 A | 13 P | +/- 0 | 6 PIM | 20 H | 5 BS
S73 | Vancouver Whalers | 11 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 23 H | 2 BS
TOTAL | 43 GP | 9 G | 16 A | 25 P | -4 | 12 PIM | 73 H | 14 BS
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics:
S74 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 42 G | 28 A | 70 P | -20 | 32 PIM | 55 H | 7 BS
S75 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 39 G | 40 A | 79 P | -11 | 26 PIM | 59 H | 35 BS
S76 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 18 G | 33 A | 51 P | -8 | 29 PIM | 121 H | 8 BS
S77 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 25 G | 41 A | 66 P | -11 | 40 PIM | 108 H | 35 BS
S78 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 35 G | 54 A | 89 P | +10 | 30 PIM | 52 H | 63 BS
S79 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 51 G | 39 A | 90 P | -2 | 35 PIM | 57 H | 55 BS
S80 | Toronto North Stars | 35 GP | 22 G | 28 A | 50 P | -13 | 32 PIM | 50 H | 23 BS
TOTAL | 431 GP | 232 G | 263 A | 495 P | -55 | 224 PIM | 502 H | 226 BS
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SHL Play-Off Career Statistics:
S74 | Toronto North Stars | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -4 | 0 PIM | 1 H | 1 BS
S75 | Toronto North Stars | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -7 | 2 PIM | 5 H | 6 BS
S77 | Toronto North Stars | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 5 BS
S78 | Toronto North Stars | 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 11 H | 9 BS
S79 | Toronto North Stars | 6 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | -2 | 2 PIM | 6 H | 5 BS
TOTAL | 27 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | -14 | 6 PIM | 29 H | 26 BS
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WJC/IIHF Career Statistics:
S70 | WJC | Finland | 15 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +1 | 6 PIM | 10 H | 2 BS
S71 | WJC | Finland | 15 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 19 H | 4 BS | BRONZE MEDAL
S72 | WJC | Finland | 12 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P | -3 | 4 PIM | 14 H | 2 BS
S73 | WJC | Finland | 15 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | +4 | 6 PIM | 15 H | 7 BS | BRONZE MEDAL
S74 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | -2 | 2 PIM | 6 H | 1 BS
S75 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +2 | 4 PIM | 5 H | 3 BS
S76 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 9 G | 2 A | 11 P | +5 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 1 BS
S77 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 12 H | 5 BS | BRONZE MEDAL
S78 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | +2 | 16 PIM | 13 H | 11 BS | SILVER MEDAL
S79 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 7 G | 12 A | 19 P | +1 | 12 PIM | 12 H | 5 BS
TOTAL | 140 GP | 51 G | 62 A | 113 P | +19 | 60 PIM | 112 H | 41 BS
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Total Career Statistics:
SMJHL | 308 GP | 114 G | 137 A | 251 P | +22 | 151 PIM | 457 H | 76 BS
SHL | 458 GP | 240 G | 272 A | 512 P | -69 | 230 PIM | 531 H | 252 BS
WJC | 57 GP | 19 G | 21 A | 40 P | +3 | 16 PIM | 58 H | 15 BS
IIHF | 83 GP | 32 G | 41 A | 73 P | +16 | 44 PIM | 54 H | 26 BS
TOTAL | 906 GP | 405 G | 471 A | 876 P | -28 | 443 PIM | 1100 H | 369 BS
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Transactions:
SMJHL | S70 | Signed 1 year deal with Carolina Kraken for 3 000 000 $
SHL | S71 | Drafted 2nd round, 18th pick (38th overall) by Toronto North Stars
SHL | S71 | Signed 1 year deal with Toronto North Stars for 3 000 000 $
SHL | S74 | Signed 4 year deal with Toronto North Stars for 16 000 000$
SHL | S78 | Signed 3 year deal with Toronto North Stars for 15 000 000$
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Achievements:
Two-time WJC bronze medalist with Finland (S71, S73)
SHL Rookie All-Star team (S74)
SHL Ryan Jesster award nominee (S74)
One-time IIHF bronze medalist with Finland (S77)
One-time IIHF silver medalist with Finland (S78)
One-time SHL All-Star (S79)

Reinis Aumeisters | LW | Finland | (S26 - S43) | TPE PEAK: 915
Birthplace: Finland, Helsinki
Number: 83
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics:
S26 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | -6 | 8 PIM | 25 H | 3 BS | SMJHL CHAMPION
S27 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 18 G | 23 A | 41 P | +16 | 6 PIM | 17 H | 2 BS
S28 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 18 G | 33 A | 51 P | +7 | 12 PIM | 44 H | 6 BS
S29 | Prince George Firebirds | 50 GP | 15 G | 13 A | 28 P | +3 | 22 PIM | 56 H | 6 BS
TOTAL | 200 GP | 57 G | 72 A | 129 P | +20 | 48 PIM | 142 H | 17 BS
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SMJHL Play-Off Career Statistics:
S26 | Halifax Raiders | 16 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +3 | 8 PIM | 11 H | 0 BS
S27 | Halifax Raiders | 7 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H | 0 BS
S28 | Halifax Raiders | 6 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +4 | 0 PIM | 1 H | 0 BS
S29 | Prince George Firebirds | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 6 PIM | 7 H | 0 BS
TOTAL | 35 GP | 5 G | 16 A | 21 P | +5 | 16 PIM | 22 H | 0 BS
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics:
S30 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 7 G | 9 A | 16 P | +3 | 8 PIM | 37 H | 2 BS
S31 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 12 H | 2 BS
S32 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | 0 | 10 PIM | 28 H | 0 BS
S33 | Portland Admirals | 50 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | +12 | 0 PIM | 1 H | 3 BS
S34 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 12 G | 11 A | 23 P | +7 | 6 PIM | 19 H | 4 BS
S35 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 14 G | 11 A | 25 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 52 H | 7 BS
S36 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 19 G | 30 A | 49 P | +18 | 13 PIM | 66 H | 7 BS
S37 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 13 G | 18 A | 31 P | -5 | 12 PIM | 64 H | 12 BS
S38 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 17 G | 13 A | 30 P | -13 | 8 PIM | 23 H | 2 BS
S39 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 P | -4 | 8 PIM | 44 H | 7 BS
S40 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 9 G | 17 A | 26 P | +20 | 20 PIM | 37 H | 6 BS
S41 | Calgary Dragons | 50 GP | 8 G | 2 A | 10 P | -14 | 8 PIM | 46 H | 5 BS
S42 | Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 P | -7 | 4 PIM | 26 H | 6 BS
TOTAL | 650 GP | 133 G | 154 A | 287 P | +5 | 109 PIM | 455 H | 63 BS
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SHL Career Play-Off Career Statistics:
S32 | Manhattan Rage | 15 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -4 | 6 PIM | 6 H | 4 BS
S39 | Edmonton Blizzard | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +1 | 4 PIM | 7 H | 0 BS
S40 | Edmonton Blizzard | 7 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 6 PIM | 2 H | 1 BS
S41 | Calgary Dragons | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 2 H | 0 BS
TOTAL | 35 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | -7 | 16 PIM | 17 H | 5 BS
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IIHF Career Statistics:
S30 | Finland | 13 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +/- 0 | 2 PIM | 5 H | 0 BS
S31 | Finland | 11 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 2 H | 0 BS
S32 | Finland | 10 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 3 H | 0 BS
S33 | Finland | 11 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 0 BS
S34 | Finland | 11 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 4 H | 1 BS
S35 | Finland | 12 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -8 | 0 PIM | 8 H | 2 BS
S36 | Finland | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -6 | 0 PIM | 3 H | 0 BS
S37 | Finland | 13 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 3 H | 0 BS | GOLD MEDAL
S38 | Finland | 11 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | +7 | 0 PIM | 1 H | 0 BS
S39 | Finland | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -2 | 0 PIM | 4 H | 2 BS | SILVER MEDAL
S40 | Finland | 11 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 14 H | 0 BS
S41 | Finland | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 13 H | 2 BS | SILVER MEDAL
S42 | Finland | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 10 H | 1 BS
S43 | Finland | 11 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 9 H | 1 BS
TOTAL | 163 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | -27 | 4 PIM | 85 H | 10 BS
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Total Career Statistics:
SMJHL | 235 GP | 62 G | 88 A | 150 P | +25 | 64 PIM | 164 H | 17 BS | 1 TIME CHAMPION
SHL | 685 GP | 136 G | 161 A | 297 P | -2 | 125 PIM | 472 H | 68 BS
IIHF | 163 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | -27 | 4 PIM | 85 H | 10 BS | 1 GOLD & 2 SILVER MEDALS
TOTAL | 1083 GP | 219 G | 284 A | 503 P | -4 | 193 PIM | 721 H | 95 BS
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Transactions:
SMJHL | S26 | Drafted 6th round, 8th pick (48th overall) by Halifax Raiders
SHL | S27 | Drafted 2nd round, 10th pick (24th overall) by Calgary Dragons
SMJHL | S29 | Traded from Halifax Raiders to Prince George Firebirds
SHL | S29 | Signed multiple year deal with Manhattan Rage
SMJHL | S30 | Traded from Prince George Firebirds back to Halifax Raiders
SHL | S33 | Traded from Manhattan Rage to Portland Admirals
SHL | S34 | Traded from Portland Admirals to Edmonton Blizzard and extended contract
SHL | S41 | Signed 1 year deal with Calgary Dragons
SHL | S42 | Signed 1 year deal with Seattle Riot
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Achievements:
One-time SMJHL Champion (S26 with Halifax Raiders)
One-time Mathias Chouinard Trophy winner (Eastern Conference Champion in S32 with Manhattan Rage)
Two-time IIHF gold medalist with Finland (S30, S37)
Two-time IIHF silver medalist with Finland (S39, S41)
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Aumy Jr. | D | Finland | (S53 - S65) | 2K CLUB | TPE PEAK: 2017
Birthplace: Finland, Helsinki
Number: 81
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SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics:
S53 | Colorado Raptors | 49 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | 0 | 20 PIM | 55 H | 17 BS
S54 | Colorado Raptors | 50 GP | 4 G | 17 A | 21 P | +3 | 10 PIM | 27 H | 10 BS
S55 | Colorado Raptors | 50 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 P | +8 | 30 PIM | 34 H | 22 BS
S56 | Colorado Raptors | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P | +6 | 10 PIM | 57 H | 20 BS
TOTAL | 199 GP | 29 G | 60 A | 89 P | +17 | 70 PIM | 173 H | 69 BS
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SMJHL Play-Off Career Statistics:
S53 | Colorado Raptors | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 4 H | 0 BS
S54 | Colorado Raptors | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 2 PIM | 8 H | 1 BS
S55 | Colorado Raptors | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 2 BS
S56 | Colorado Raptors | 11 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +2 | 0 PIM | 10 H | 1 BS
TOTAL | 23 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | -4 | 4 PIM | 28 H | 4 BS
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SHL Regular Season Career Statistics:
S57 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 8 G | 20 A | 28 P | +4 | 10 PIM | 82 H | 28 BS
S58 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 10 G | 15 A | 25 P | +22 | 10 PIM | 105 H | 65 BS
S59 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 14 G | 21 A | 35 P | +31 | 20 PIM | 84 H | 82 BS
S60 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 13 G | 31 A | 44 P | +62 | 8 PIM | 102 H | 107 BS | SHL CHAMPION
S61 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 96 H | 131 BS
S62 | Calgary Dragons | 66 GP | 9 G | 24 A | 33 P | -5 | 25 PIM | 101 H | 187 BS
S63 | Calgary Dragons | 66 GP | 6 G | 22 A | 28 P | -16 | 26 PIM | 65 H | 209 BS
S64 | Calgary Dragons | 66 GP | 16 G | 22 A | 38 P | +/- 0 | 36 PIM | 111 H | 186 BS
S65 | Winnipeg Aurora | 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | 27 P | +11 | 20 PIM | 66 H | 88 BS
TOTAL | 594 GP | 91 G | 198 A | 289 P | +147 | 171 PIM | 812 H | 1083 BS
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SHL Career Play-Off Career Statistics:
S57 | Buffalo Stampede | 17 GP | 0 G | 11 A | 11 P | +4 | 0 PIM | 17 H | 5 BS
S58 | Buffalo Stampede | 21 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | +6 | 0 PIM | 22 H | 17 BS
S59 | Buffalo Stampede | 19 GP | 0 G | 7 A | 7 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 27 H | 21 BS
S60 | Buffalo Stampede | 22 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +11 | 2 PIM | 30 H | 36 BS
S61 | Buffalo Stampede | 9 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 8 H | 21 BS
S62 | Calgary Dragons | 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | +/- 0 | 2 PIM | 10 H | 14 BS
S63 | Calgary Dragons | 6 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 7 H | 16 BS
S65 | Winnipeg Aurora | 14 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 16 H | 9 BS
TOTAL | 115 GP | 6 G | 46 A | 52 P | +12 | 6 PIM | 137 H | 139 BS
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WJC/IIHF Career Statistics:
S53 | WJC | Finland | 13 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | +1 | 2 PIM | 24 H | 3 BS
S54 | WJC | Finland | 14 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 | 16 PIM | 20 H | 5 BS | BRONZE MEDAL
S55 | WJC | Finland | 14 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 20 H | 11 BS | BRONZE MEDAL
S56 | WJC | Finland | 13 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -5 | 6 PIM | 24 H | 9 BS
S56 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -4 | 12 PIM | 24 H | 10 BS
S57 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | -10 | 18 PIM | 36 H | 12 BS
S58 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -8 | 0 PIM | 15 H | 26 BS
S59 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | -2 | 6 PIM | 17 H | 24 BS
S60 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | +5 | 2 PIM | 22 H | 18 BS
S61 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 3 G | 9 A | 12 P | +13 | 4 PIM | 15 H | 18 BS | BRONZE MEDAL
S62 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | +13 | 2 PIM | 20 H | 22 BS | GOLD MEDAL
S63 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | +7 | 7 PIM | 14 H | 27 BS
S65 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +8 | 6 PIM | 20 H | 18 BS
TOTAL | 181 GP | 18 G | 57 A | 75 P | -3 | 76 PIM | 267 H | 171 BS
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Total Career Statistics:
SMJHL | 222 GP | 32 G | 67 A | 99 P | +13 | 74 PIM | 201 H | 73 BS
SHL | 709 GP | 97 G | 244 A | 341 P | +159 | 177 PIM | 949 H | 1222 BS
WJC | 54 GP | 3 G | 16 A | 19 P | -20 | 24 PIM | 88 H | 28 BS
IIHF | 117 GP | 15 G | 41 A | 56 P | +22 | 57 PIM | 183 H | 175 BS
TOTAL | 1102 GP | 147 G | 368 A | 515 P | +174 | 332 PIM | 1431 H | 1498 BS
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Awards & Transactions:
SMJHL | S53 | Drafted 1st round, 6th pick (6th overall) by Colorado Raptors
SMJHL | S53 | Signed 1 year deal with Colorado Raptors for 3 500 000 $
SHL | S54 | Undrafted
SMJHL | S54 | Signed 1 year deal with Colorado Raptors for 3 000 000 $
SHL | S55 | Drafted 6th round, 14th pick (94th overall) by Buffalo Stampede
SMJHL | S55 | Signed 1 year deal with Colorado Raptors for 2 000 000 $
SMJHL | S56 | Signed 1 year deal with Colorado Raptors for 2 000 000 $
SHL | S57 | Signed 3 year deal with Buffalo Stampede for 9 000 000 $
SHL | S59 | Signed 2 year deal with Buffalo Stampede for 10 000 000 $
SHL | S62 | Signed 2 year deal with Calgary Dragons for 12 000 000 $
SHL | S63 | Signed 1 year deal with Calgary Dragons for 6 000 000 $
SHL | S64 | Signed 1 year deal with Calgary Dragons for 6 000 000 $
SHL | S65 | Signed 1 year inactive player deal with Winnipeg Aurora
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Achievements:
Two-time WJC bronze medalist with Finland (S54, S55)
One-time SHL champion (S60 with Buffalo Stampede)
One-time IIHF bronze medalist with Finland (S61)
One-time IIHF gold medalist with Finland (S62)
5th place in SHL in blocked shots (S63)
2K TPE CLUB (S63)

Well cat's out of the bag for my girlfriend, she already knows it as SHL: Stupid Hockey League :( 

But if some random person saw me using the website and asked what SHL is, I wouldn't want to bother them with the whole backstory, so I will tell them Stanley Hudson Lines. It's just a website full of Stanley Hudson quotes from The Office. If they ask me to say a quote, luckily I have basically the whole show memorized and I can yell BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CUZ I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT

 Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Tampa Bay | Great Britain | S71 - | 2047 TPE

Age: 27

Height: 6'4

Weight: 220 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22

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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons

(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks

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CAREER

GP: 820 | G: 103 | A: 274 | P: 377 | B: 1,795 | -117
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SMJHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60
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SMJHL Playoffs
GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6

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SHL Regular Season
GP: 330 | G: 68 | A: 123 | P: 191 | B: 535 | -15
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SHL Playoffs
GP: 55 | G: 07 | A: 17 | P: 24 | B: 98 | -10
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WJC
GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3
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IIHF
GP: 87 | G: 05 | A: 13 | P: 18 | B: 133 | -29
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Achievements

(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit

(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader

(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season

(S71) All-Defense Team

(S71) WJC Silver Medal

(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

(S75) Rookie All Star Team

(S78) Defenseman Goals League Leader

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Teams

(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons

(S75-S78) Hamilton Steelhawks

(S79-) Tampa Bay Barracuda

Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE
Age: 37
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22

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(S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades

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CAREER

GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191
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SMJHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13
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SMJHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14
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SHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157
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SHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5
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WJC
TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2
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IIHF

TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28
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Achievements
(S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team
(S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie)
(S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S53) Eastern Conference All-Star
(S53) Four Star Cup Champion
(S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL
(S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ)
(S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader)
(S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)

(S53) Ideen Fallah Nominee (Award Committee MVP)

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(S54) WJC Silver Medal
(S54) IIHF Silver Medal
(S55) IIHF Gold Medal
(S56) IIHF Silver Medal
(S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie)
(S56) All-Rookie Team
(S57) IIHF Silver Medal

(S58) IIHF Silver Medal

(S59) Western Conference All-Star

(S59) Challenge Cup Champion

(S60) IIHF Silver Medal

(S61) Western Conference All-Star

(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward) 

(S61) IIHF Gold Medal

(S62) Challenge Cup Champion

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Teams
(S52-55) Detroit Falcons

(S56-65) Texas Renegades

(S66) Seattle Argnoauts

(S67) Los Angeles Panthers

(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda

(S69) Los Angeles Panthers

William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 - S78

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CAREER

Regular Season | 238-192-32

Postseason | 34-31

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SMJHL Regular Season

(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th

(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th

(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd

(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th

(S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th

(S77) | 38-23-5 | P: 81 | 4th

(S78) | 37-26-3 | P: 77 | 6th

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SMJHL Playoffs
(S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4

(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3

(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4

(S76) | R1: 0-4

(S77) | R1: 2-4

(S78) | R1: 4-0 | QF: 4-2 | SF: 1-4

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Achievements

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)

I do not have the chance to look at the SHL when I am at work but if I did and I was asked about it I would tell the people that it was the Swedish Hockey League which exists in real life!

Alexis Vermette | RW | New England Wolfpack | 929 TPE |
Name: Alexis Vermette
Position: Right Wing
Team: New England Wolfpack
Player Type: Speedy Forward
Birthplace: Montréal, Canada
TPE: 722

It's not what you think! I'm in the Super Hot Ladies! No, wait... It's actually called the Sometimes Holy Legmen! No not that, um..... the Seagull Hating Lords! Okay fine, I made a fake hockey player....

I'll tell them it stands for Spreadsheet Hockey League. Sounds a lot more cool and believable than "Simulation Hockey League". That sounds like something nerds would do, and not the cool kind of nerd.

                  Frederick Wanesly || Retired

Name: Frederick Wanesly

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 220lbs

Number: 5

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Career Statistics:

SHL Regular Season - Seattle Argonauts:
S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 10 A | 21 P |  32 PIM | 20:20 AMG
S57 | 66 GP | 17 G | 13 A | 30 P |  35 PIM | 18:31 AMG
S58 | 66 GP | 12 G | 13 A | 25 P |  16 PIM | 15:40 AMG

S58 | 66 GP |   7 G | 13 A | 20 P |    8 PIM | 15:07 AMG

SMJHL Regular Season - Detroit Falcons:
S52 | 50 GP |   6 G | 10 A | 16 P |  14 PIM |   9.48 AMG

S53 | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P |  10 PIM | 15.58 AMG

S54 | 50 GP | 14 G | 15 A | 29 P |  22 PIM | 16.21 AMG

S55 | 50 GP |   7 G | 26 A | 33 P |  20 PIM | 19.23 AMG

SMJHL Post Season - Detroit Falcons

28 GP | 9 G | 7 A | 16 P | 2 PIM | 19:44 AMG

WJC - Team British Isles

S51 | 30 GP |  3 G |   0 A |   3 P |  8 PIM |  9.66 AMG

S52 | 22 GP |  7 G |   9 A | 16 P |  6 PIM | 13.75 AMG

S53 | 20 GP |  8 G | 11 A | 19 P |  2 PIM |  19.49 AMG

S54 | 22 GP |  6 G |   6 A | 12 P |  6 PIM |  15.54 AMG

IIHF - Team Great Britain
S56 | 22 GP |  4 G |  5 A |   9 P |  6 PIM |  9.05 AMG